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  • fucked up how many bottles! :))))

  • @Sturmgehwehr Он должен сказать вам все?

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  • i like your videos. it feels real. unlike other people's videos.

    i'm going to subscribe now.

  • 4:53 Mississippi folk hace chimeneas, too! :)

  • OMG!!!!! SOOOO ENVIOUS OF YOUR APPLE PRODUCTS!!!

  • you cannot come out of the closet in Germany, coz literally there's none

  • How do you not know what Absinthe is?? Its illegal in most countries! lol

    You're right it does taste like crap.

  • @anubis1974 А где водка ! :)

  • Just a visual comment. I have the same IKEA bowl and I keep apples in it. Love the different colors the tomatoes and oranges bring in yours.

  • this is kinda boring

  • when you said "ITs a queeeenn" I broke out into laughter more than I should have.

  • Do you speak any German?

  • You are totally right about the "no closets" thing. While we were out there last week my buddy and I didn't have anywhere to put our stuff hahaha. So besides getting lost in Ramstein and then ending up in Landstuhl instead of Vogelweh, I think Germany was an amazing place to be stationed and I totally envy you. The only thing that would have made it any better would have been to randomly run into you out there but I don't think ur stationed at Ramstein anyway.

  • i love your videos, you r amazing. and hottt

    :)

  • The roof is shaped like that so that snow slides off easier :-)

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  • That potted palm that you have there is called a Sago Cycad (Cycas revoluta). Nice one, too. To make an Absinthe drink, just pour it over ice and add a splash of water. Absinthe reminds me of Greek Ouzo.

  • "Because girls NEVER come over..." Only HOT MEN! Hehehe. :-D

  • @SereneFire88 А может быть он сам горячий мужчина ! :)

  • Just Googled Absinthe and I must confess my ignorance about the Narcotic content of it. No Narcotic. As with many things the legends are pervasive. Have a look at it and you will see the ingredients and flavors involved. Sorry for the mis-info.

  • Just a note on Absinthe. In it's original form, well known and used in France and Europe in general, it contained a Narcotic which led to it's prohibition and eventual banning. It ceased production but is made illegally in parts of Europe by amateurs(bootleggers). Apparently it produced an opiate high. It's now been reintroduced without the narcotic ingredient. Moulin Rouge has Scenes where Absinthe is feature as the drink 'de Jour'. Nice apt. Enjoy. Vas- good for chapped lips and hands 

  • wow...party at your house....

  • you are unbelievable cute! come to new zealand!!

  • Are egg yolks really so bad?

  • In LOVE with that liquor selection. Ima need him to mix me a long island or grateful dead STAT!

  • I vomited watchin ths vid. too much shaking *blahhhhh* joking. Enjoyed this!

  • We have those in Mississippi :D!

  • I OWN THE SAME LAMP AS RANDY! *dies*

  • Randy I just wanna say that i saw Blue Bonnet in your fridge! You should get rid of it because it has Trans Fat...... Just lookin out for ya!

  • Randy, are you sure there are no cup holders in German cars? Does Mercedes include those for the US market only lol?

  • so nice video:)

  • You are so adorable. I just want to hug you and keep you all to my self. That sounds so gay but it is true.

  • Oy! Ditch the Vaseline petroleum jelly on the headboard @7:34 . It's much too difficult to launder out or to get off your hands afterward. Nothing against the Vaseline brand, I would certainly recommend Vaseline total moisture conditioning body lotion or equivalent store brand to save money, especially good when dispensed from a Conair heated lotion dispenser which should only cost around $13. ;-)

  • @AreYouSurprised do you smoke pot? What are the bongs for?

  • No We Have Them Here In Texas As Well Randy

  • Hoo..yes ..papi.....!! jojojo

  • lol at the vasaline on the headboard

  • WHYYYYYY do you have so much alcohol in your apartment?????

  • Do you live alone?

  • @MsAsianNinja ...2 pillows on that QueenSize... YEAH! ;-)

  • @ginosboo I forget what I originally said X)

  • @MsAsianNinja ...You asked if he lives alone! :-)

  • @ginosboo oooh lol :) I thought so- just didn't want to go through 1million pages- I wish YouTube would bring back the thing where all your comments shows up on the first page so you know what you said X)

  • @MsAsianNinja ...Hey, it's all there... just click on 'see all' and then 'Sort by thread'!

    Then all comments are on one page and all you do is scroll down until you see indented comments. You'll find your old thread pretty quick! Also quick scroll to the approx. time you commented! :-)

  • @ginosboo OH! That would have been handy a while ago! :D haha much thanks

  • Absinthe is a highly distilled liquor that is like 90+ proof. i think its still banned in some states because it can cause hallucinations. ive had it and its a whole other level. not for amateurs. 

  • what bace are u on and where in Germany do u live

  • Randy, although I have not seen EVERY video you've made, of those I've seen, I would never have a clue you lived outside the U.S. except for the occasional mention of Germany. So, I am really curious whether you ever partake of the german culture. Do you socially interact with germans, make any attempt to learn the language, shop outside the PX?

  • @videovoodoo U 91 y/o...WOW! -- I think Randy wd be too polite/diplomatic 2 respond 2 yr comment. An USAF-Base is much like a sm.US-Territory within a foreign country... so life is much like back home. I've seen clips/pix w/him socializing w/Germans (Oktoberfest, Clubs, Malls, etc.). G. is most difficult (western) language 2 learn! (I'm German!) +most G.will Engl.respond anywy! € prices r @ least 40% higher, so no quest. where 2 shop. BMW, Lederhosen outfit, etc. are exceptions :-)

  • Is his boyfriend German?

  • i love you to death but this video seriously gave me motion sickness.

  • You should show us some more of your favorite drinks!!

  • I don't think you know of the people who vlog everyday ;) (Shaytards, CTFxC, ect ect)

    I do love the daily videos from you tho! Once January is over, I hope you make videos a little more often than once a week. Maybe 2-3 times a week, maybe EVERYDAY AGAIN!!!! :D :D

  • That's a pretty ass house.

  • Vaseline on the headboard? LOL

  • im a guy i love wine coolers lol only for when im having a chill day relaxing at home but when i go out i usually go for hard liquor

  • The outdoor fireplace is pretty popular in Arizona too, b/c the nights are so beautiful here :)

  • Thanks so much for the tour and I really enjoy all your videos. 

  • yager bombs please

  • i have that same shirt Lol anyway i had a friend who moved backed from Germany an he said it was a awesome place to visit :D

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  • you don't know what absinth iis it's the stuff what Van Gogh drinked before he cut's off his ear and made all those paintings

  • Do you have a boyfriend?

  • haha you think a month is hard? ctfxc just hit their 1000th day of consecutive vlogging ^_^ nice german pad :D

  • your worth your birthday present. ^_^

  • hehe vaseline on the bed O_o

  • lol someday ill visit u if i ever get off this dam union of states 

  • show us your underwear drawer hot face

  • You cleaned up! Very good! Mommy taught you well. I love Germany. Love the food. Cute back yard. kisses...

  • @AreYouSurprised why do you live in germany? and do you speak german?

  • 31 videos are tough to do?? now you know how the Kardashians feel

  • @Inorra ...Yeah' Randy just loves to be stationed in Germany! He's so open minded to everything going on in our world. Also enjoys visiting all the neighboring countries in his free time. Just an all around great example what a human being should be like. There are very few countries where he would not be welcomed with open arms! :-)

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  • when you buy german beer, you shouldn't keep it in the fridge but in your basement or somewhere a little cooler than room temperature and a couple of hours before you drink it, you put it in the fridge. and it should last for like three months without getting bad. If it does, you're buying the wrong brand.^^

  • Where you get the amarican stuff?

  • @MrPatrikStern ...US-Military Bases (especially as large as Ramstein) have their own stores  (even Shopping Centers) where they can buy just about everything they would buy back home. Also (very important) it's all in US-$. On average this is at least 40% less expensive as similar items would be in Euro currency! Of course, only American Forces personnel have access to these stores. :-)

  • Loving the Vaseline on the bed frame ;-)

  • @MrTinoTomotomo No, he said, "if you wanna come stalk me, I live in No. 4." Stalk.

  • Absynthe will make you see the little green fairy, pun fully intended. ;-) It used to have wormwood in it to make it a hallucinogenic. .

  • There's NOTHING German in this fridge :'D

  • @ChristopherMeloniii ...Where would you buy when everything priced in Euro is at least 40% more expensive !?

    Remember Randy does like to go to German Malls too. He drives a BMW, has a sexy Bavarian Lederhosen outfit and travels in Germany whenever he has free time! :-)

  • Tour of your boyfriend > Tour of your house :)

  • I love Randy :) Put THAT in a shirt.

  • @Tatopod ...Fantastic idea! It would sell like a hotcake, for sure...

    I'd buy one (or two in diff. colours) in a heartbeat! :-)

    P.S.: His YT-Channel and/or Wikipedia link (in small print) should be on it too!

  • @ginosboo this made me lol

  • @Tatopod ...Hey, I think the - I ♥ Randy - shirt is gonna be available soon!

    Another one I'd wear: - Randy says... " No excuses! " -

    Tatopod, I think you'd agree with me... this dude is a WINNER! :-)

  • @ginosboo He sure is haha... That's another good one! How about one that says "I'm Randy's camera man", implying that I'm his BF that he never shows xD

  • @Tatopod ...You def come up w/best/coolest Randy Shirt ideas! I sent a PM to u 'bout yr CamMan line... let me know if it's OK with you, Thx.

    Re CamMan/BF go to several February Tweets on my Twitter page "GinoUpNorth" to find the link to the best Interview Randy ever gave. It's a 1 hour AUDIO ONLY Podcast from "feastoffun" (look for the Audio Player approx.2" from the top). It is very entertaining and quite funny! :-)

  • You have some purty teeth :D

  • damn.. that is a bar...are u a bartender or in the military ?? didn't they stop making wine coolers ?? u can't find them in the states or they are in limited markets..they let u smoke other things besides tobacco ? was that a tub of vaseline on the headboard ?

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  • AWESOME!

  • Absinthe-also known as "The green fairy'.

    Traditionally, absinthe is prepared by placing a sugar cube on top of a specially designed slotted spoon, and then placing the spoon on the glass which has been filled with a shot of absinthe. Iced water is then poured or dripped over the sugar cube whereby the water is slowly and evenly displaced into the absinthe, so that the final preparation contains 1 part absinthe and 3-5 parts water.

  • About 2:40 it's Absinthe, a French liquor, very very very popular in France (ive been living in France for a year now) and it's like 90° degrees strong, the tradition is to take raw shots of it and "fire" it before drinking it...

    The first time I drunk this, a friend showed me a "magic trick", he pulled some Absinthe on a 10euros bill and fired it, and it didn't burn the paper lol

    By the way, it was illegal to use the name "absinthe" on a bottle (in france) until like a few months ago !

  • Your apt comes with a Huka room? =O

  • HAHA and a tin of vaseline on the headboard..lol way to sport that… lol

    

  • @idkWhateverish

    Hookah isn't used for weed. You use a flavored tobacco that relaxes you. Though, you can use a hookah for smoking weed, but it usually isn't used for that. That's what a bong is for.

  • I think absinthe is made from the anis plant (licorice), and I was not a fan.

  • If you weren't such a war mongering fascist supporter I would LOVE to fuck you til you screamed for mercy! (You ARE...."cute"!)

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  • See, now the fact that you have the Jameson in the FRONT is a sign that you have really good taste!...hehehehe Jameson and ginger ale for the win! The amaretto rocks too. We have chiimineas here in FL too. Thanks for the tour!

  • Who is your boyfriend :(

  • You did make me dizzy...use the video cam next time...

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  • Absinthe... it's supposed to be a hallucinogen. Wormwood is the addition that makes it Absinthe. It tastes like anise (black licorice) & made me hurl at a party in Appleton, WI.

  • was I the only one that got dizzy when watching this?

  • @connermt74 How did you see that? SMH lol 

  • @ AreYouSurprised Do a video of you using the hookah Please :)

  • I totally just found his house address. Stalker alert!

  • Your place is really nice, Randy. I have visited Germany a few times, and liked it. What city are you in?

    Also, the chiminea is indigenous to the desert southwest. Everyone I know in Tucson has one, as do I. I wouldn't have guessed Alabamans would have known about them.

    Mine is steel and has an open cage/grill all the way around, so the fire can be enjoyed from any angle.

    Congrats on your fundraising total! I'll donate soon. Meanwhile, I'm enjoying my "Ask, Tell" T-shirt!

    Cheers~

  • In the bedroom to the right of the clock, what was that!?!?! >:O

  • @elfsuicide Yes you're right, it is what you think it is.......

  • You have a big appartment! I live in Germany as well and I gotta say in some big cities it's nearly impossible to afford an appartment this big...

  • I've got a cast iron chiminea. Great for burning garden waste and keeping people warm when sitting outside.

  • 7.30Was that a tub of Vaseline on top of the bed?? I wonder why LoL

  • Great little place you got there. I'll definitely donate once I get paid and @horticulturechannel egg whites are the best protein source for muscle building.

  • welcome on European Union ! I am a French guy

  • I think chimeneas are a southern thing. I live in MS and they are everywhere.

  • @jrileym They may be Southern, but I live on the GA-SC border and darned if I ever saw one used here! I have seen them at craft places, though. Maybe they are popular nearer Texas, Arizona and New Mexico, and some of the Gulf states. I can't see the purpose of them! What are they good for?

  • @jrileym We have them here in the UK,for the cold summer months!!

  • How do roofs look like in the US if they dont look like this?

  • @sunriselg I think he is talking about the roofing material. Most roofs here are composition, which are far from permanent roofs. They only make the roofing contractors rich, since they don't last too many years. The Germans (and the Brits) use much more durable materials for their roofs (slate, tile, etc.). They don't put up with the crap we put up with in the US. We have been brainwashed here.

  • @MrMusiclover41 Thank, I live in Austria (south of Germany) and our roofs are pretty much like the German ones.

  • @sunriselg You folks in Europe are smarter than we are here! You build things to LAST. I never could figure out why we got away from metal roofs (which used to be very commonplace here) and went to those composition roofs which might last 20 years, if you are lucky. I think the roofing industry has done a con job on us! But I do know that tile, slate and metal roofs are far more expensive than composition roofs, but they are also permanent.

  • Absinthe is the best alcohol! I only drink absinthe, its really good to take as shots, gets you drunk quick and you stay drunk for long

  • 5:31-5:37!!!???

  • why you live in Germany?

  • @90scoolll ...Search Wikipedia Randy Phillips :-)

  • Evny! O.O

  • U forgot the most important part of the tour.. your boyfriend!

  • It's always a big giveaway. The neighbors notice "He always has men over and never women."

    ;-)

    Nice place, especially at your age and not having to share it with ROOMMATES! I

  • Nice home, Randy! Such a clean German home.

    Easy to clean, rinse out with a hose!

  • If you think a video a day for a month is hard, try 100 days of dance videos like 100daysofdance [dot] com

  • Why egg white? Explain please.

  • haha I totally have a chimenae and I live in Mobile...now that you've mentioned it I don't think anyone else I know that lives in another state has one...

  • @21CaseyMarie I live on the GA-SC border and I have NEVER seen one used here! But I have seen them for sale in pottery places. What are they used for? They look to me like big ceramic goards with a hole in which a fire can be built. Are they used as heaters or for cooking?

  • schönes haus :)

  • ABC shot anybody? Absinth, Barcadi and Chartreuse. Taste like Windex but it makes life more fun

  • Randy, that is a Mexican Cycade, in your window. They are slow growing Tropical plants; usually only sending out new growth once a year. They also love the outdoors, so be sure to set it outside, once the last freeze has passed, there in Germany. They can take the cold temps, but only down to 28 degrees F.

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  • "...For when the girls come over, but as you can see they have never been opened, because well...girls never come over" LOL nawww Randy you're so sweet! xD

  • Bombay Saphire is the best Gin : )

  • Everyone wants to know where you live? That' sounds a bit stalker-ish...not that I'd blame them :P

  • Great video. Very natural. Your lucky to have such a nice place as a single serviceman and be able to live off camp. What I like about you is that you are so open and genuine,unlike some others, who seem to run thier lives as a business, money making machine.

    Good luck friend, you deserve it.

  • Like all other guys - he has a box of kleenex beside his computer. Never know when you're going to sneeze

  • @johnga yeah thats right..haha

    you never know!!

  • nice place:)

  • Absinthe! Or the 'Green Fairy' a spirit that is up to 74% ABV! A lot ingested quickly could cause temporary blindness... given as a cure all anise/herby flavoured tonic, French troops were given it in the 1840's to prevent malaria! They took it back to Paris and it became a hit with bohemians, many artists like Van Gogh and Lautrec. Most of the rumours about it's purported effects was untrue spin made by the competing wine industry. I've been wrecked on absinthe at London Pride in the past.

  • Welcome to MTV Cribs!!

    -Absinthe, wow. Didn't think I'd see that stocked in your bar. I'm curious as to if you've ever actually consumed it...

    -I know you said you don't endorse it, but what's your favorite flavor of Hookah? Do you go more for the tea or tobacco type?

  • Haha whine for when girls coming over, but girls never come over...

  • Your house is really beautiful!

  • @AreYouSuprised o_O @7:49 I have the same belt! lol, it's one of those ones that you can turn the buckle around and its black on one side and brown on the other right?

  • Wish I could see you in your uniform!

  • Was that legitimate absinthe? like the absinthe that actually makes you hallucinate?

  • Does your family send you food? And, do you know how to make a Amaretto Sour? I can't drink strong alcohol.

  • @Nateynate82 Take a rocks glass, and fill with ice. Pour 1 shot of Amaretto into the glass and fill the remainder with sweet/sour mix. It's just like making a Vodka and Sprite or a Whisky and Ginger Ale.

  • Now we can stalk you in Germany!

  • Wow people are going in in the Vaseline!!

    Yeah Randy 31 Vids in February I don't think it's possible haha