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  • RIP Smaug. You will be missed.

  • "Why of course! Of course there's plenty for all!" Bilbo you communist! LOL

    "My people have suffered greatly through the years! We demand retribution!" Were there welfare checks in Middle Earth??

    "This is madness! 14 against 10,000!....and yet you march off to certain destruction as merrily as if you were on your way to another Tea Party!!!!!!" Ahhhhhh!!! O_o

  • Confusticate and be bother victory!

    favorite line

  • ye u like it when i spank your hot ass dont you bilbo1:40

  • "Thank you, but I'd appreciate a more pragmatic salute..." That's a surprisingly useful sentence.

  • 1 person got burnt by Smaug

  • War, huh, good God

    What is it good for

    Absolutely nothing

    Listen to me

  • WTF IS WRONG WITH THE GOBLINS!!!!!

    their mouths are SO BIG

    ( includeing the HUGE FAT HEADS!!)

  • smoug looks more like a cat

  • i love the talking thrush by far the best character of the movie.

  • @ughighspeedug I fail to see how since it doesn't say anything. -_-

  • @loudrgfan in the book he talks rankin bass failed to put in the words. anyone who has read the book would know what im talking about and by the way he does talk you juss dont hear it he talks to bilbo and bard.

  • The dwarves look piss weak.I'm glad that Peter Jackson realised this and made them Warriors.!!

  • EXTINGUISH ME!!!!

  • Pause the video at 1:14 it looks like smaug is a cat with wrinkly whiskers who just ate the hottest thing in the tale and is now breathing fire lol

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  • Bilbo your really dumb why would you spot a weak point and then tell Smaug?

  • Elf king's wearing a cauliflower on his head... isn't he...

  • Dear Bilbo,

    Why the EFF did you take your ring off in front of a LIVE DRAGON? HELLO. If you die, we have no LotR. FFS think about us.

    Sincerely, Me

  • Depend on bird to tell man where to shoot Smaug? SOUNDS LEGIT

  • Bilbo, you an idiot...

  • 1:54

    that's what it felt like in skyrim when i fought Sahloknir

  • five armies. Fuck it, lets make it six were are the trolls

  • I love how the Humans, Dwarfs, and Elves become friends in like 2 seconds when they see the goblins coming!

  • 3:17

    Esgaroth/Laketown is so convenient for fishing: just wake up, grab your pole, fish for a couple hours, and walk like 5 feet to your house. I'd love to live in a town like that :)

  • Why does the Dragon sound like Nigel Thornberry when hes flying around yelling?

  • @Owen7Miller To me, sounds like Tim Curry when he played Darkness in the movie Legend.

  • @Anathar88 and if u guys start crying about how Smaug should go in heaven and be immortal blaa blaa blaa.. Tolkien never said anything about dragon in white shores...

  • @Anathar88 nope, he just escaped into heaven, where everyone can be killed, and he died in there.... Think, where do you go when u die? In heaven, so u are immortal too, you continue your life in afterlife. But what if u die in heaven?

  • @Yourpasswords Your theory is flawed: Alduin, firstborn of Akatosh, was NEVER immune to death. Paathunax, his brother, is a testament to that. Dragons can live forever until someone comes along and kills them. How he survived the first time you fight him was probably a way for Bethesda to make the final showdown epic, I.E. a battle in Sovngarde (heaven). He was in physical form still, so was the Dragonborn, and he had nowhere else to run to. Plus, Dragonborn had help.

  • 9:16

    Madness?

    THIS! IS! EREBOR!

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  • ok seriously bard being able to not only see but hit that one very small spot of a ,moving dragon is just impossible

  • I say the Dwarfs and Humans team up on those damn elves... they put the dwarfs and hobbits in jail

  • Smacks his ass and says ther we go 2 times I think hes gay

  • Bard should've shot Smaug in the knee...

  • @Anathar88 Seriously? As if that joke wasn't overused already.

  • @L337JLH No shit, but someone was bound to say it. I just said it first ;)

  • @Anathar88 And Somebody Should've shot you with a Fat man. that Joke is Older than the Mountain their Fighting over.

  • @AnthonyDaFox LOL "fat man"....I like that. That's a good one :)

  • @Anathar88 If don't know what that Means then you Never Played Fallout

  • @AnthonyDaFox Nope....Never.

  • I can understand Bard bringing an army, but...the Elves? Considering that the dwarves don't owe them anything, the elves should instead reconcile and kindly ask for some instead!

  • at 2:34 - 2:37....wtf is that guy doing....

  • @Zetaindustries I have NO idea

  • "Black arrow u have never failed me, and i have always recovered you. I´ve had you from my father and he from..." JUST SHOOT HIM!

  • Epic! If only it could be found on DVD at a respectable price.

  • I think even Alduin would shit himself if he saw Smaug.

  • @o5pr3y - nope Alduin is the World Eater , A Nordic God of Destruction he is immortal !

  • @FallenHDGaming Yea, immortal.....Till he got killed :(

  • @o5pr3y They'd both shit themselves if they saw Deathwing :)

  • I love when they run into the cave, it's so bizarre.

  • as for the elvesi 'd tell them to F**** off on the gold bit after throwing me in a dungeon

  • for those that don't know Bard is descended of the kings of dale who could spesak with the thrush., It's abit more than that but that's the basic explanation. Dwarves are more than they appear half the time in middle eart the dwarves were close friends with the ravens 'till smaug took the mountain.

  • 10:21 Anyone notice, the dwarves look like they're about to shit there pants with fear?

  • "EXTINGUISH MEEEE!!!!!"

    *Pats bum*

    "There we go, always glad to help a friend."

  • So the guard somehow speaks bird and has super vision..?

  • @garvis101 One thing I've learned from reading anything based on Norse legend is just to go with it when crazy stuff like bird-talking and hyper-vision happen.

  • Stupid "Ocupy Erebor" losers! Get a job you Wood Elf hippies!

  • I understand the lake men I mean they killed the dragon they deserve some sort of compensation but are the wood elves? Are you freaking kidding me?!?

  • Personally,I'd rather be back in Hobitton. While looking at the camera. Reminds me of Groucho Marx.

  • Once again Thorin is an asshole! a selfish asshole pass the ball kobe DAMN!!!!

  • this is madness

    no half dwarf THIS IS SPARTA!

  • 11: 14 "Yes Elf King! We must join forces since we are like brothers, even though we were almost ready to kill each other a few seconds ago for treasure. Onward!

  • Ha! The wood elf king's battle armor. Priceless.

  • Live next to a dragon, build village out of wood. These lake men are genuises, huh? Maybe they should douse their houses in oil for good measure.

  • 7:57 Thorin: "After you locked us in the dungeon with literally no evidence of a crime, without listening to what we say, and yet you expect us to give you our treasure?!"

  • Smaug really has back hair problems

  • @HeavenlyDemonicly just to show off i geuss :p

  • - I wonder how the warscene of Lonely Mountain will turn out in the new " Hobbit " movie.....

  • @ArchHighLordOmega its gonna be a fuckin beast thats for sure

  • " An army of goblins rides in from the north..... BEHOLD ! They ride upon WOLVES !! " - Gandalf the grey, battle of Lonely Mountain -

  • " Sometimes it takes only sharp mind, and a tiny arrow to slay a mighty dragon! " - Gandalf the grey -

  • *earth shakes* Oh, no! Bilbo! You brought the grail beyond the seal!

  • LOL "I's only Thorin" 9:46

  • indeed bilbos an idiot

  • @epicpieho "Must save Laketown. I know...I'll tell a bird!"

  • Something I've never understood, why did he reveal himself to Smog?

  • LOL "In other words, EXTINGUISH ME!!!!!!"

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