"Why of course! Of course there's plenty for all!" Bilbo you communist! LOL
"My people have suffered greatly through the years! We demand retribution!" Were there welfare checks in Middle Earth??
"This is madness! 14 against 10,000!....and yet you march off to certain destruction as merrily as if you were on your way to another Tea Party!!!!!!" Ahhhhhh!!! O_o
@STARSCREAM2294 : Lol. I wanted to say the same thing. I think this is a Japanese animation ( lots of Japanese names in the credits). I don't know why they imagined a cat's face when they were drawing a dradon :D
@loudrgfan in the book he talks rankin bass failed to put in the words. anyone who has read the book would know what im talking about and by the way he does talk you juss dont hear it he talks to bilbo and bard.
Esgaroth/Laketown is so convenient for fishing: just wake up, grab your pole, fish for a couple hours, and walk like 5 feet to your house. I'd love to live in a town like that :)
@Anathar88 and if u guys start crying about how Smaug should go in heaven and be immortal blaa blaa blaa.. Tolkien never said anything about dragon in white shores...
@Anathar88 nope, he just escaped into heaven, where everyone can be killed, and he died in there.... Think, where do you go when u die? In heaven, so u are immortal too, you continue your life in afterlife. But what if u die in heaven?
@Yourpasswords Your theory is flawed: Alduin, firstborn of Akatosh, was NEVER immune to death. Paathunax, his brother, is a testament to that. Dragons can live forever until someone comes along and kills them. How he survived the first time you fight him was probably a way for Bethesda to make the final showdown epic, I.E. a battle in Sovngarde (heaven). He was in physical form still, so was the Dragonborn, and he had nowhere else to run to. Plus, Dragonborn had help.
I can understand Bard bringing an army, but...the Elves? Considering that the dwarves don't owe them anything, the elves should instead reconcile and kindly ask for some instead!
for those that don't know Bard is descended of the kings of dale who could spesak with the thrush., It's abit more than that but that's the basic explanation. Dwarves are more than they appear half the time in middle eart the dwarves were close friends with the ravens 'till smaug took the mountain.
@garvis101 One thing I've learned from reading anything based on Norse legend is just to go with it when crazy stuff like bird-talking and hyper-vision happen.
11: 14 "Yes Elf King! We must join forces since we are like brothers, even though we were almost ready to kill each other a few seconds ago for treasure. Onward!
7:57 Thorin: "After you locked us in the dungeon with literally no evidence of a crime, without listening to what we say, and yet you expect us to give you our treasure?!"
RIP Smaug. You will be missed.
DeikunZeon 7 hours ago
"Why of course! Of course there's plenty for all!" Bilbo you communist! LOL
"My people have suffered greatly through the years! We demand retribution!" Were there welfare checks in Middle Earth??
"This is madness! 14 against 10,000!....and yet you march off to certain destruction as merrily as if you were on your way to another Tea Party!!!!!!" Ahhhhhh!!! O_o
MrTheoriginalderek 5 days ago
Confusticate and be bother victory!
favorite line
Vaprick 3 weeks ago
ye u like it when i spank your hot ass dont you bilbo1:40
TheJackshipley 1 month ago
"Thank you, but I'd appreciate a more pragmatic salute..." That's a surprisingly useful sentence.
Hirvassalo 1 month ago
1 person got burnt by Smaug
TheGobbledeegoop 1 month ago 2
War, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
Wic2idU 1 month ago
WTF IS WRONG WITH THE GOBLINS!!!!!
their mouths are SO BIG
( includeing the HUGE FAT HEADS!!)
STARSCREAM2294 1 month ago
smoug looks more like a cat
STARSCREAM2294 1 month ago
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@STARSCREAM2294 : Lol. I wanted to say the same thing. I think this is a Japanese animation ( lots of Japanese names in the credits). I don't know why they imagined a cat's face when they were drawing a dradon :D
donaskwontel1 4 weeks ago
i love the talking thrush by far the best character of the movie.
ughighspeedug 1 month ago
@ughighspeedug I fail to see how since it doesn't say anything. -_-
loudrgfan 1 month ago
@loudrgfan in the book he talks rankin bass failed to put in the words. anyone who has read the book would know what im talking about and by the way he does talk you juss dont hear it he talks to bilbo and bard.
ughighspeedug 1 month ago
The dwarves look piss weak.I'm glad that Peter Jackson realised this and made them Warriors.!!
Cmayjalook 1 month ago
EXTINGUISH ME!!!!
Shwatdeheff 1 month ago
Pause the video at 1:14 it looks like smaug is a cat with wrinkly whiskers who just ate the hottest thing in the tale and is now breathing fire lol
Mubu5Reborn 1 month ago
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HotFuzz34 1 month ago
Bilbo your really dumb why would you spot a weak point and then tell Smaug?
HotFuzz34 1 month ago
Elf king's wearing a cauliflower on his head... isn't he...
padfootrocksmysocks 1 month ago
Dear Bilbo,
Why the EFF did you take your ring off in front of a LIVE DRAGON? HELLO. If you die, we have no LotR. FFS think about us.
Sincerely, Me
padfootrocksmysocks 1 month ago
Depend on bird to tell man where to shoot Smaug? SOUNDS LEGIT
musicdork4ever 1 month ago
Bilbo, you an idiot...
OtakuNation78 1 month ago
1:54
that's what it felt like in skyrim when i fought Sahloknir
thechene 1 month ago
five armies. Fuck it, lets make it six were are the trolls
Fredy728 1 month ago
I love how the Humans, Dwarfs, and Elves become friends in like 2 seconds when they see the goblins coming!
KingOystar 1 month ago
3:17
Esgaroth/Laketown is so convenient for fishing: just wake up, grab your pole, fish for a couple hours, and walk like 5 feet to your house. I'd love to live in a town like that :)
Anathar88 1 month ago
Why does the Dragon sound like Nigel Thornberry when hes flying around yelling?
Owen7Miller 1 month ago
@Owen7Miller To me, sounds like Tim Curry when he played Darkness in the movie Legend.
Anathar88 1 month ago
@Anathar88 and if u guys start crying about how Smaug should go in heaven and be immortal blaa blaa blaa.. Tolkien never said anything about dragon in white shores...
Yourpasswords 1 month ago
@Anathar88 nope, he just escaped into heaven, where everyone can be killed, and he died in there.... Think, where do you go when u die? In heaven, so u are immortal too, you continue your life in afterlife. But what if u die in heaven?
Yourpasswords 1 month ago
@Yourpasswords Your theory is flawed: Alduin, firstborn of Akatosh, was NEVER immune to death. Paathunax, his brother, is a testament to that. Dragons can live forever until someone comes along and kills them. How he survived the first time you fight him was probably a way for Bethesda to make the final showdown epic, I.E. a battle in Sovngarde (heaven). He was in physical form still, so was the Dragonborn, and he had nowhere else to run to. Plus, Dragonborn had help.
Anathar88 1 month ago
9:16
Madness?
THIS! IS! EREBOR!
xDangerouslyAwkwardx 1 month ago
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xDangerouslyAwkwardx 1 month ago
ok seriously bard being able to not only see but hit that one very small spot of a ,moving dragon is just impossible
raptorhunter104 1 month ago
I say the Dwarfs and Humans team up on those damn elves... they put the dwarfs and hobbits in jail
DrinkToIreland 1 month ago
Smacks his ass and says ther we go 2 times I think hes gay
bronietroll 2 months ago
Bard should've shot Smaug in the knee...
Anathar88 2 months ago 15
@Anathar88 Seriously? As if that joke wasn't overused already.
L337JLH 1 month ago
@L337JLH No shit, but someone was bound to say it. I just said it first ;)
Anathar88 1 month ago
@Anathar88 And Somebody Should've shot you with a Fat man. that Joke is Older than the Mountain their Fighting over.
AnthonyDaFox 1 month ago
@AnthonyDaFox LOL "fat man"....I like that. That's a good one :)
Anathar88 1 month ago
@Anathar88 If don't know what that Means then you Never Played Fallout
AnthonyDaFox 1 month ago
@AnthonyDaFox Nope....Never.
Anathar88 1 month ago
I can understand Bard bringing an army, but...the Elves? Considering that the dwarves don't owe them anything, the elves should instead reconcile and kindly ask for some instead!
EGLchan 2 months ago
at 2:34 - 2:37....wtf is that guy doing....
Zetaindustries 2 months ago 20
@Zetaindustries I have NO idea
Chaserpeach 1 month ago
"Black arrow u have never failed me, and i have always recovered you. I´ve had you from my father and he from..." JUST SHOOT HIM!
OahaSchinken 2 months ago
Epic! If only it could be found on DVD at a respectable price.
G11354 2 months ago
I think even Alduin would shit himself if he saw Smaug.
o5pr3y 2 months ago
@o5pr3y - nope Alduin is the World Eater , A Nordic God of Destruction he is immortal !
FallenHDGaming 2 months ago
@FallenHDGaming Yea, immortal.....Till he got killed :(
Anathar88 1 month ago
@o5pr3y They'd both shit themselves if they saw Deathwing :)
Anathar88 2 months ago
I love when they run into the cave, it's so bizarre.
Spidysweb 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
as for the elvesi 'd tell them to F**** off on the gold bit after throwing me in a dungeon
negima3210 2 months ago
for those that don't know Bard is descended of the kings of dale who could spesak with the thrush., It's abit more than that but that's the basic explanation. Dwarves are more than they appear half the time in middle eart the dwarves were close friends with the ravens 'till smaug took the mountain.
negima3210 2 months ago 2
10:21 Anyone notice, the dwarves look like they're about to shit there pants with fear?
ciciretti21 2 months ago
"EXTINGUISH MEEEE!!!!!"
*Pats bum*
"There we go, always glad to help a friend."
citydisadvantageteam 3 months ago
So the guard somehow speaks bird and has super vision..?
garvis101 3 months ago
@garvis101 One thing I've learned from reading anything based on Norse legend is just to go with it when crazy stuff like bird-talking and hyper-vision happen.
mixmastermind 2 months ago
Stupid "Ocupy Erebor" losers! Get a job you Wood Elf hippies!
TheLordUrban 3 months ago
I understand the lake men I mean they killed the dragon they deserve some sort of compensation but are the wood elves? Are you freaking kidding me?!?
TheWavebird 3 months ago
Personally,I'd rather be back in Hobitton. While looking at the camera. Reminds me of Groucho Marx.
tigeroak 3 months ago
Once again Thorin is an asshole! a selfish asshole pass the ball kobe DAMN!!!!
NotGangster100 3 months ago
this is madness
no half dwarf THIS IS SPARTA!
lordmorgoth7 3 months ago
11: 14 "Yes Elf King! We must join forces since we are like brothers, even though we were almost ready to kill each other a few seconds ago for treasure. Onward!
arcanine428 3 months ago
Ha! The wood elf king's battle armor. Priceless.
arcanine428 3 months ago
Live next to a dragon, build village out of wood. These lake men are genuises, huh? Maybe they should douse their houses in oil for good measure.
Hissanrach 3 months ago
7:57 Thorin: "After you locked us in the dungeon with literally no evidence of a crime, without listening to what we say, and yet you expect us to give you our treasure?!"
derekgbartlett 4 months ago 2
Smaug really has back hair problems
mrSAGEVILL 4 months ago
@HeavenlyDemonicly just to show off i geuss :p
mrSAGEVILL 4 months ago
- I wonder how the warscene of Lonely Mountain will turn out in the new " Hobbit " movie.....
ArchHighLordOmega 4 months ago
@ArchHighLordOmega its gonna be a fuckin beast thats for sure
dinobublz 4 months ago
" An army of goblins rides in from the north..... BEHOLD ! They ride upon WOLVES !! " - Gandalf the grey, battle of Lonely Mountain -
ArchHighLordOmega 4 months ago
" Sometimes it takes only sharp mind, and a tiny arrow to slay a mighty dragon! " - Gandalf the grey -
ArchHighLordOmega 4 months ago
*earth shakes* Oh, no! Bilbo! You brought the grail beyond the seal!
xpartingshot 4 months ago 2
LOL "I's only Thorin" 9:46
Vanoc93 4 months ago
indeed bilbos an idiot
epicpieho 4 months ago
@epicpieho "Must save Laketown. I know...I'll tell a bird!"
SCE2AUX 4 months ago
Something I've never understood, why did he reveal himself to Smog?
HeavenlyDemonicly 5 months ago
LOL "In other words, EXTINGUISH ME!!!!!!"
PrincessSparkle333 5 months ago