Hippo Licks Croc

[Playstationmob]

Couldv'e sworn that it said "Hippo Licks Cock" smh

[Acid7Ibanez]

the croc has a mutual respect for the hippo because it knows the hippo could snap him in half at any moment

[Stalley75]

@Acid7Ibanez i wish the hippo would snap YOU in two and then let the crocs eat your pieces

[Acid7Ibanez]

@Stalley75 wow, need some rags for that bleeding pussy of yours?

[elequentum]

hippos and crocs are neighbours. they respect each other

[knsk072394]

i fucking hate hippos

[TheNiqqers]

:26 hippo has a dick on its ass

[TheNiqqers]

that hippos tail looks like a giant dick!!!



[Aeriphful]

1:21 Wait... anyone else notice the walking monkey-like animal? Y U NO RUN AWAY MONKEY?

[theguywhoannoysme]

The massive crocodile isn't actually too long. You gotta remember that that's a baby hippo. It's a little smaller than the adult one we saw before. See that simian behind it walking along? Compare.

Besides... there are two of them side by side.

[brianritz95]

the hippo is cleaning its teeth.

[iseaall1205]

eating the alge off it's back

[adrozemog]

make it into "ghetto hippos lick crocs."

[NickXCIII]

cock 0:41 

[FrostBoY93]

looks like the vampires from twilight joined the werewolfs as a team

[Bonterjack]

Friendship

[xAndroid316]

Tastes like chicken

[lilfunny1234]

1:21 that croc in the background is huge!!!!!

[rdscks]

would you hurt someone who sucks ur dick? crocs eat and win

[AssOnAPlate187]

Maybe it's a unique hippo quirk? Like how people are drawn to pop bubble wrap?

[AeonFlexMusic]

1:16

that's right. im nibblin on dat ass and you're gonna sit there and take it like the good lil bitch you are

[MegaGiggles666]

lol

[shanetheninja101]

monkey 1:20

[OnkelKC]

they use them as toothbrushes obviously ^^

[XxImobMaddnessXx22]

perhaps maybe it is just a way to cleanse the croc but true if it is just the hippo with an unusual intrest then obviously the croc wont dare attack for hippos are stronger with much more potential crocs shouldnt apose the hippos as a threat aposing they are vegaterians still much to discover on planet earth

[Sue56560]

Totally shocked....

[hjdutch]

hippos are NOT vegetarian. they eat meat when they can, and even their own dead

[XxImobMaddnessXx22]

@hjdutch yes but their main diet is not meat

[GUNDAMZGOK]

i love hippo

[digital111x]

1:24 WTF that croc in the background looks HUGEE

[bosshunterman]

@digital111x Deinosuchus doesn't extinct ;)

[jeffmatthew1]

hippos seem bad ass around crocs but wait till they are around a lion...

[ElCapo696]

New neighbors, he was just saying hi, lol..

[onehndrdprcntcreep]

JESUS

[ColdReflection]

1:18

Happy crocodile after having his cocked licked by the hippo

[SuffersInSilience]

*stupid sleepy sound* Hey, is this grass? "licks the croc's tail"

[infokemp]

Maybe they are using the crocodiles scales to get food out of their teeth or maybe its just a sign of the hippos dominance.

[longdongdavy]

The Hippo was like "Whoa! Hold up. That bitch got sprinkles?"

[0zzy07]

crocodile: one day i will evolve and eat you!

[Consolized]

Hippo is too badass

[markpharchezzi]

Hippopotomai ware known to consume mass amounts of Molly and lick the Crocodiles for textural extasy.

[markpharchezzi]

Ain't nobody fucks with hippopotamus

[socialfailure]

@markpharchezzi the grammar tells me you went to public schools

[markpharchezzi]

@socialfailure To which comment is this? Because with one I'm quiting a little comic I saw, with the other I"m using a somewhat common vernacular, the street-name for that dug, molly. You realize though that while one the internet Grammar, syntax, semantics, morphemes, and other meothods lingistical analyses only go so far as we can only take so much from a lack of context and background on the speaker themselves.

[markpharchezzi]

@socialfailure (continued from previous comment) This being said to assume from someone's grammar that they are using their everyday voice on the internet (God forbid they'd find any bit of variation in their quotidian speech-patterns) and that this derived as fault on part of the school system and not an error within the individual in questions upbringing is to assume in general, and not too abstract, Come along son, let me educate you further.

[socialfailure]

@markpharchezzi Something hit a nerve I see, so basically its for comical purposes that you chose to exploit inner city speech and grammar? I went to public schools and I was exposed to that language everyday.

[socialfailure]

@socialfailure public school is like a jailhouse, a fresh face comes in, in 2 months you'll come out as the filth that live there.

[markpharchezzi]

@socialfailure You read but you do not understand, "A quote from something", as in: as in a website I can't seem to link to, point being I'm not going to argure this one way or another, I'm not revealing my past because to know what circumstances I'm from and to know how I speak in relatino to that are inadequate in understanding who I am, So I'll leave it at that

[markpharchezzi]

@markpharchezzi seriously though, go to "poory drawn lines" and search for Tiny hippo and the tiny train, it's bloody hilarious.

[landmaser123]

jajajajajajaja xD

[Merscer]

D'awwww

[redpunk]

hippos are also as if not more vicious than crocodiles

[XxCeCeandJeSsIeShow2]

I read "Hippo licks croch" xD

[Yorghee]

1:21 is that a monkey... :P?

[BabyBuffaloSoldier]

hippo is a beast

[Jer1cho91]

hippo doesn't give a shit....

[Batboy121000]

hippo: mmm salty crocodile: WTF are you doing!

[rusty78364]

did anyone else the the big ass dino crocs at about the 1:18 mark O.o

[Has1b]

@rusty78364 Dude that was a normal croc

[GingerTheShiranian]

O i thought this said hippo kills croc

[BooAndMelodyGuineas]

1:25 is that like a monkey in the background or what?!

[TheKl0s3]

How long is that croc at 1:25 !!!!

[B00uge]

symbiotic relationships <3

[MrKyleOwns]

I bet that the hippos do that to pick at their teeth kind of like that stuff you give to your pet dogs

[gdwhat]

@MrKyleOwns yeah, it looks like they're getting food out of their teeth for sure...glad someone else thinks so. lol

[coleb2231]

the hippoes tail looks like a dick

[oaney]

and people say honey badger dont give a fuck. that hippo is a boss!

[QuicksilverdotFX]

1:20 is a huge mother(censored by SOPA & PIPA).

[moransinaction]

secret to being kool with a croc: Being fat af and biting its tail

[bluepeas510]

Wrong! Crocs dont mess w/ hippos b/c they know they cant break thru their tough hide ..but let one be dead in the water belly-up and they'll eat him in a minute! ( Everybody check out the YouTube video "" Lions Battle Crocs Pt.1 "" ) One of the kewlest vids here!!

[QuicksilverdotFX]

@bluepeas510 Their hide isn't that thick, actually. It's just the prowess that hippos have and crocs recognize it like you said.

[whataboutredlorry]

He's cleaning his teeth with the croc-spines.

[RequiemForChange]

Hippo : Hmmm? I wonder what its like to be a meat eater...

[lampboy2]

the croc was not amused from 1:00 to 1:15

[Forcerus]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!?!

[Rasta19856]

Hippo: MMMMM...Tastes like chicken!!

Crock: O_O......shit!!

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

the hippo's tail looks like a penis

[iOSreaper]

I thought the title said something else D:

[gdrtraets]

heheheheh The hippo gots a dick as tale

[temps105]

Why do they attack humans when they get that close, but not hippos? 

[hezekial]

@temps105 Because the hippo has foot-long self-sharpening teeth, and the muscles to move those teeth through the crocs' organs

[temps105]

@hezekial yea but how do the crocs know they have that and we don't? not fair!

[temps105]

@hezekial we have guns knives which are just as bad or even worse so it aint fair I tells ya

[gftop]

Kinky?

[Tonymaccini]

1.21 THAT CROC IS FUCKING HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGE

[ByronBanquo]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[pyg888]

they flossin

[fstroch999]

maybe he's brushing his tooth !!!

just sayin !!

[hurvana]

DON'T TREAD ON ME HIPPO!!

[sandman9913]

@ 1:17 to 1:19 Crocodile troll face!

[Wesleyvd1991]

@sandman9913 hhahahahahhahahahhahaha

[jessicahamsterlolz]

LOL

[Dubs427]

crocs dont seem very smart..

[Williampudoso]

I read that as 'hippo licks cock' and imagined a fat chick and...

[tronclay]

@Williampudoso thought your mom got her 15 minutes of fame?

[MIXYtanabe]

@Williampudoso a rooster

[ByeHawks]

@Williampudoso I thought it said Hippo kills Croc. I was pretty fucking pissed that there wasn't any action... And then I looked back at the title and realized what a fucking retard I am.

[MsPrettygirlswag3]

1:22!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANG BIG CROC DANGGGGGGGG JKJK IV SEEN A BIGGER 1 AT GATOR COUNTRY LOL ITS NAME WAS BIG AL N HE HAD A GF NAMED BIG ALLY YEPP THEY GOT INTO A FITE N HE RIPPED HER LEG OF SO THEY R IN SEPERET CAGES

[ChelsT14]

That Hippos like:

Hey, watcha eatin?

[cozmicnerd]

Hippo tails look like penis's.

That is all i wanted to say...

[lionessgirl88]

omg how weird!!

[TMBlackCat]

1:29 HAHAHAHAH CRAZY CORCODILE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL IT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA

[123kaminess]

Nom nom nom ;3

[HowlingMoonCinemas]

I think it's because, alligators just appear to look like vegetation to hippos.

[LordNazgulKing]

"Hippos are vegetarian"... *facepalm*

[gabrielleq1997]

Who else saw tht monkey ?? 1:21

[skyy7691]

hippo: Oo grass ! nom nom nom ~ ^^ ~

[YolksterXD]

1:20 big ass croc in the background!

[NussTodd]

I wonder if the honey badger knows about the hippo

[B11111000011]

I used to lick crocs , then I took an arrow to the knee

[DeeDeeHeShe]

like me baby... im a girl and guy if anyone wants my penis vagina or penis message me

[MackLel38]

HIPPO DONT CARE HIPPO DONT GIVE A SHIT HIPPO DO WHATVER IT WANTS

[UNDERLIFEx]

1:18 trollface lol

[wweJeffhardydude]

lol hippo is about to get "dirty"

[iiBlack0ut]

Crocodile's face at 1:07 XD "Fucking assbag"

[KingBman16]

@iiBlack0ut lol its face ._.

[dudemadkefka]

@iiBlack0ut totally :)

[GroBom78]

LOL, looks people walking past in the background 1:20 - 1:22

[catdipper456]

@GroBom78 that's a monkey lol

[GameRelatedStuff]

@GroBom78 idiot that was a monkey wear your glasses next time xD

[carlos12399]

their tail looks like a dick



[APracticalPerson]

I wonder how the crocodile tastes like to the hippo...

[Miczko15]

1:21 GIANTS : O

[agustingarciaoh]

I have a dig bick. Thumbs Up If You Read That Wrong.lol

[MegaMans216]

Ima Believer!!

[IGoTzThIz]

when a female Hippopotas meets a male Sandile.

[Ificationer]

I just love how crocs don't care about anything...just look at his neutral face at 1:08 hahaha

[someoneandme1991]

1:19 crocodile troll face xD

[MrAznPride501]

I read the title wrong =/

[GIHO5IT]

The hippos tails looks like a penis...

[KennethMoreland]

Hippos are the Croc's hoes, obviously.

[RealMusicJan]

hungry hungry hippo

[ciber101010101]

lolol the crocs are just like 'aww come on get the fuck off me

[JackBaneNapier]

hippo's are fucking badasses

[ZachElk]

lol @ 1:20 whats that thing walking in the background?

[x0scimy0x]

@ZachElk A monkey? Lol

[FrenchBulldogWinston]

Should we jump him?

Nah its cold out.

[MaaryLiang]

I thought it said "Hippo Licks Crotch"

[toob247]

he's brushing his teeth no mystery, croc's tail = toothbrush

[Johnaveryfast]

0:40 dick coming out of butt

[kiuhy8]

like a river honeybadger

[stlad100]

hippo=new honey badger

[kiuhy8]

@stlad100 dammit just saw your post after i posted the same thing! :)

[KingStivan]

hippo eats meat too ..... look it up NG you might learn some thing :P

[zooka0619]

the baby is so cute! <3

[xxWhyIsTheRumGonexx]

Oh not again that jerk comin' licking me!

[c2thew]

hippo's be trolling.

[Donarudo88]

The NatGeo guy kinda sounds like the TMZ voice

[MegamaXX500]

Hippos are apparently arrogant douchebags

[MrNicMachiavelli]

It is so strange to think we would be torn to shreds in an instant because we are physically so weak the crocs know they could use us like a fish stick, and yet a hippo can annoy them. Gustave the toughest croc in Africa would not have tolerated that.

[Cheeseman2271]

whats that walking in the backround at 1:20

[LooniJoose]

@Cheeseman2271 baboon

[puff420x]

hippos chill with the thugs

[angelinaramon]

Maybe it gets them hi

[bloodm0nster2]

look at 1:19 and pause!!!!

[kiwininja100]

i installed a crocidile mod for mincraft... as soon as i got deathrolled i started playing on peacefull

[STsixx]

1:23 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CROC UP TOP!!! you're going to tell me that croc couldn't kill the shit out of that babie hippo??? damn..

[bloodm0nster2]

@STsixx omgggggg

[LooniJoose]

@STsixx they're worried about mama hippo

[lukeiamyourfaja]

some of the crocs towards the end were huge

[iJakobLanglois]

I think the Hippo thinks it's a Shelder...

[TheARTmanX]

1:21 upper right what hell was that?

[TheFoureyedcunt]

@TheARTmanX looks like a yeti

[TheSynthiaT]

@TheARTmanX A monkey :)

[jaabir25]

Hippo mouse stink...haha..

[greenyguyz]

there are agreement with their ancestors

[Brickwallhood1]

they flaws that way idiot

[molly43able]

crocodile getting licked: "id eat you but you'd go strait to my hips"

[dasupasin]

@molly43able Hippos can bite a croc in half

[SuperBlackfern]

hippo's too fat for the cock...

[bf449]

See the size of the fucker in the background at 1:22 the bitch is fucking huge!!! Them swamp people would love to have the bitch!!!

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