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  • Wait, if this is about school, why does the description say college?

  • I just saw a psp!

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  • And the two top comments are the same thing once again...

  • hungry high broke and desperate, damn, looks like i need to go to this store.

  • where did 1:11 go?

  • @whytehsadface YouTube's not that smart.

  • @whytehsadface How do you fucking care?

  • popcorn mac and cheese ramen.. good stuff

  • Geed

  • wat

  • at least 2 decades to make a school stereotype behaviour and it's all in this 1:12 clip. Man humans are cheap...

  • facebook machie?

    isnt that just what a mac is...

  • Hey, those are actually good movies. Don't be hatin.

  • But do they have joints.

  • in the picture for the video it looked like the dude from lonely island...

  • PSP? Bitch Please!

  • why are those the only movies ever made???

  • i want popcorn mac n cheese ramen....

  • There should also be anti-depressants.

  • This is all true hahaha

  • but i dont have a mom

  • @firetruckabc Fail

  • does anyone think of trying that popcorn mac and cheese ramen?

  • @HeartlessKing1 Without the popcorn i would try it or atleast attempt to

  • those movies are good...

  • This is why I live in Canada. Hurray for cheapish education. As you can see I am not in Post Secondary yet.

  • who else agrees the macaroni ramen sounds pretty damn good

  • Thumbs up if you've seen more than 100!

  • this is genius

  • A video on CollegeHumor that's actually about college?

  • my mom is dead....guess ill be a hobo

  • @V1perW0lf it habbo

  • @lollylama you idiot that is a game a hobo is someone who lives on the streets has no money or education

  • and 600 pack is 4.99 lololol

  • hungry high broke and desperate lol

  • I don't get the stepfather joke

  • doesnt he look like Justin Beiber at 0:34?

  • @brianestoll about him licking the cock. get it? -.-

  • @droolingbebeh Ohhh... now i do.. i hope he does lick cock .. he's cute

  • @brianestoll . . . . . . . . . . . . . :o

  • fuck my mother, fuck my step-dad, im bringing my REAL dad....

  • And That's is sooooo AweeeSooome3333333!!!!

  • We only accept HER money!

  • Anyone else think he looks kind of like Paul McCartney at 0:31?

  • @michaelhays92 Indeed he does.

  • it said bring mom, dad , step mom, or step dad. then at the end it said it will only take mom's money...

  • This is so true... That's kind of sad... :(

  • True to life. XD

  • that food looks delicious.

  • Lol is that a psp? Ahh remember when those were popular? Don't worry, I had one too

  • Haha, PSP :D

  • Anybody else want to try the ramen? 

  • "We'll only accept her money"

    Yeah, that's what i told her about GameStop as well >_>

  • @mastervideos101

    I don't get it!!??

  • I've actually have ate popcorn, mac-n-cheese ramen and I'm a college student. Broke! XD

  • $500 face book machines

  • Pencils? Seriously?

    If anything, totally get the MECHANICAL types. Those are BITCHING.

  • popcorn mac-n-cheese ramen for when your hungry, high, broke and desperate :)

  • I laughed at the thing about the dry erase board because it happens to everyone in my school who has one.

  • "Hungry, High, Broke AND Desperate" XD!

  • sooo there only open for 30 minutes....ever?

  • Macaroni Ramen sounds delicious.

  • back to school sales are useless waste of money, why spend money on buying same stuff again when it can be reused over and over till it lasts . People do not need to buy new desks or comforters or backpacks each year unless they are worn out totally

  • @NitinRai21

    That's exactly what I do. I've used the same backpack for years until it tore, then I sewed it up and used it for another year. Pencils? I just use ones from hotels and banks and stuff. Pens? Who uses them anyway? Notebooks can last me for two years and only like 2-3 classes actually require them. So yeah those sales are indeed useless.

  • they are soo right abt getting step dads , they know that majority live in "blended" families with a strong daily dose anti biological father words

  • where are the weed pipes?

  • that guy's kinda hot

  • I actually went through that wear one thing all the time phase.

  • YAY scarface and facebook

  • Damn those are my favourite movies, and some of the only movies I had in college. I feel like such a douche now

  • @Davetacular45 They're still good movies, they're just pointing out how college students worship them above all others.

  • @Davetacular45 You were buddy. You were.

  • the freshman is cute

  • they were totally in a goodwill store

  • having a grand opening between 4:00 and 4:30 before permanently closing lol

  • Pack of 600 for 4.99? I dont care if it tastes like dirt thats cheap ass food!

  • @waterdragon1908 you remind me of julius from everybody hates chris

  • Am I late?

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  • Thumbs up if you tried to find his facebook account

  • after watching this i feel like such a dick to my mom

  • @mastervideos101 I dont get it what is there to get

    IS IT CAKE!!

  • i have that old apple computer

  • @jayzenonstop Same, it's called an iMac G3.

  • Mastervideos im ten and got it

  • @MrNuhanovic I didnt get it either

  • wow that's old school facebook

  • no fckin sh*t for real~ im lookin for school to enroll + i dnt even bought supplier yet~ and its 3days to september :O

  • 1 more video and 1337 videos

  • I like Fight Club and Memento...

  • @AlexbaldwinFTW who the hell uses school uniforms nowadays?! (not from america)

    Btw Its Alec baldwin.

  • @Blackandwhiteopal Em a shitload of countries have school uniforms...I'm Irish and the only schools that don't have them are project schools...I'd be for uniforms though, takes the pressure of the kids who can't afford the brand named clothes..

  • Americans are so lucky not having to wear school uniforms.

  • @AlexBaldwinFTW for public schools. private schools, u usually wear uniforms. tho not colleges

  • I'm sitting under a huge poster of Queen with Rocko's Modern Life playing on the flat screen tv... this is how we do things in The Navy! LOL, this video is a lot like life is here when we're not on duty!

  • "Protractors!" *holds up stapler*

  • I don't get the stepdad reference..

  • @IwillKillYourCereal because most of the kids with divorced parents live with there mom cause she doesn't want to get rid of her "baby"

  • @HellFire6991 Oh. I agree that it's rare to find a divorced father with full custody of his kids.

  • @HellFire6991 or because the court always rules for the women

  • YES. :D Facebook machines!

    Who needs all that other unnecessary crap like word, or power point?

  • i want my 1 minute and 12 seconds back normally these vids are funny but this sucked

  • "im not gay" 0:28.....0:33 umm wrong side there buddy : \

  • If you look at the icon for the video, the dry erase board is un-censored XD

  • Is that Amir making that noise at the end?

  • "remember to bring your mom, we will only accept her money!"

  • i love how josh is the depressed looking cashier.

  • Lol. Protractors.

  • thank god im going shopping tomorrow for my college supplies!! :D

  • "... for when you're hungry, high, BROKE!, and desperate." Me!

  • "So bring your mom or stepdad!"

  • huh, i want a 500$ Facebook machine...

  • Bout to hit up that store soon. Lol and :(

  • haha pencils and protractors are both useless

  • @92greenz34 ugghh i know

  • @92greenz34 Are you and idiot?

  • @MrCarverman lol are you "AND" idiot? HAHAHA

  • Potrays it so well lol

  • i saw 30 of those posters………… at safeway 

  • that popcorn mac and cheese looks amazing!

  • its honest ed's all over again

    

  • 0:46 the boobs are showing

  • @nighthawk3321 that was a dick....

  • @nighthawk3321 Those are actually the balls lol

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  • Those movie where really good btw, epecialy ''Memento''

  • So bring ur mother or step father haha am I the only one that got that?

  • @mastervideos101 I don't get it. Can you please explain it?

  • @mastervideos101 Yeah cuz there isnt anything to fucking get.

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  • @mastervideos101 yes, bring your mother or stepfather... but we only accept your mom's money :P

  • @mastervideos101 I dont get it Dx what does it meean.! I wanna knooow Dx

  • @mastervideos101 LOL never mind! I get it XD!!!

  • WHY CAN'T I PAUSE THIS VIDEO?

  • OMG! This is the next big thing...macaroni and cheese...stuffed inside corn bread...epic...

  • the only film i don't have out of the ones he said is memento

  • @95Godfather Look into it, it's amazing.

  • hey its me jamie from jamie101news im new here and just created new video check it out along with the other 2 thanks. . hope u like . . . and comment tell me wht u think or need improved ect. . . thanks again. . .- - -Jamie

  • That Mac and cheese looked good

  • Mac and cheese ramen. Sad to say i've actually made that in college. for the EXACT same reasons.

  • IM ALWAYS HUNGRY HIGH BROKE AND DESPERATE :D

  • i loled at 1:03

  • i was lolling the whole way

  • What about the people that don't have moms?

  • @Coraircate Step-dads.

  • @PonyoSushi77 Don't have one of those either.

  • @Coraircate I'm sorry. Go by yourself.

  • facebook machine lol

  • lmao "bring your mother or step father"

  • In the Thumbnail you can see the drawings :P

  • I wanna go there....

  • Lol,they shut down on their grand opening?

  • @peanutboy3 *cough* grammar nazi

  • Thats Freakin at a Goodwill !!!

    && i knoww Cause i did my community serves ther :/

    HATE THAT PLACEE !!

  • @ilsejimenez9BabyGurl

    *That's

    *freaking

    *know

    *because

    *service

    *there

    *place

  • @peanutboy3 Slow day today, buddy?

  • @TheCatsLastWord Nope. I got a reply! Most exciting day EVAR!

  • 0:38.. bottom right corner XD!

  • 0:50 hope you have dirty yellow shit enabled!

  • i like the Posted Picture lol .

  • The beginning picture shows no cars are parked, which means no one is shopping there.

  • high!

  • isnt that the Goodwill store? O.o

  • poor Josh, he isnt sad because his job sux, but because the store is closing.

  • The story of my life.

  • Okay a) noone needs a college degree to post a comment, and b) how do u no if some ones stupid? Just sayin.....

  • 100th comment..