Cheating Wife Dreams - Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Preview - BBC One

[xXAyereaXx]

OMG i always laugh so hard as his8 "oh! shit" XD

[smileygirl123ish]

How could he even 'dream' of telling such an honest and open joke?

[sofaa6]

cant stop laughing xD

[Evalmidget]

PRESS 4 :)

[Reecerules1108]

@Evalmidget no press 6

[rupertmyprince]

I lost it when it was like "how could you with my geography teacher from school"

[The19hannahjones96]

o shit haha

[MegaCinephile]

Both have happened to me, my partner was just like "what" when he found out I dreamt about having an affair :P Michael is the best!

[xxmissxxcookiexx]

oh dear i love him lol hes just so camp aha!!

[LoxiDays33]

@SayHolaSunglasses Nope. I do too.

[BlueBloodyEyes]

I love his voice changes and contrasts! Seriously, I laugh so hard I almost choke on my laughter. "But I'm staaaring at her". He rules!

[SayHolaSunglasses]

Is it wrong that I really hope that morning conversation happened? o_O

[17italyman]

0:31 i pissed myself so much then

[scottwlfc]

the guy has me in stitches after 10 seconds....

[MissFreakMcCrazy]

'I said that your a slut and a whore!'

You see, Mrs McIntyre, that's what u get when u bag this adorable man! Lol im joking- but the hate is still strong within me! ;)

[majesticmaniac]

thats the most manly michael has ever looked

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

@OMGTakeThat Lee Evans is actually one of the funniest commedians ever. And he's not immature.

[Miang2612]

this is so true. i had this experience myself seriously

[ZAmpedNZ]

@Miang2612 -- bahaha Me too... my ex couldnt figure out why I was cold toward him that whole day and why I wouldnt let him touch me :p I felt like a complete idiot the whole time but I couldnt help it and I couldnt just admit to him WHY I was so angry, id have looked like a bigger idiot.. i do remember he went out and came home with chocolates for me later and tried to apologise for whatever it was he did LOL

[Miang2612]

@ZAmpedNZ LOL. i remember waking up in the middle of the night, called my GF and started yelling at her even though it was just a dream. LOL

[djunior874]

lol! press 4 repeatedly

[MrTurnip1000]

0:30 best part

[molzofrankie]

oh my god he is so funny

[GetxGingerReady]

"SLUT"

Oh my god

[5quareOne]

SLUTTTTTT

[tobo86]

I think McMcintyre is one of the few comedians who can make me laugh out loud while I'm alone in the room

[murkingit]

he is good buh lee evans is the best!

[powerslave02]

It's funny cause it's true. ^_^

[loveudannybabes]

"oh shit..." pissing myself laughing

[RockerGothEmoChick]

I had that dream yesterday and i was pissed off with my bf for a while and he was like "o.O wtf?" but then i ambushed him for some reason o.o XD

[ZAmpedNZ]

Ive had that! and all the next day I was shitty with my boyfriend and he never knew why :-O

[missboo335]

i laugh everytime i see this and ive seen it about 20 times now!! xx

[hears7]

@BludShabba You're forgetting about the fact that some of your best comedians are actually Irish eg Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne

[nfied]

@hears7 sounds a bit biased :P

[missboo335]

@nfied how dus it !!

[nfied]

@missboo335 Because he's irish and all the comedians he listed were irish haha

[BludShabba]

@hears7 i did say "UK" not england btw.. there are a lot of good comedians from ireland wales scotland etc, im not denying that, i love kevin beidges, frankie boyle and loads and loads of other comedians haha, im just saying that michael mcintyre is possibley the best of the whole UK right now

[AnnaIsabelleLockett]

and you feel quite guilty.. oh shit..

[BlueThunderFlik]

"How did you sleep?"

"Nothing!"

Ha.

[bestiefriendlulu]

This man is the BEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!!!!

[darkbluestone1]

number 6. nice!

[Baxter0013]

Michael McIntyre isn't just cute... HE'S A FAT MICHAEL CHAN :oD

[zombiekiller441]

sluut

[thethethe303]

I'm in love with this man.

[TheStuartFamily2011]

I have got to say British Comedy is the BEST ever! i don't really understand American humor very much. And Michael McIntyre is so funny but adorable, am i being weird now?

[ilovemusiclikehell22]

I love hi mhe can act so well and his jokes are so funny!!! I'm making him my new idol

:)

[PinkkElephantt]

ROFL how did you sleep? NOTHING O.O almost pissed myself xD

[XsweetstarliteX]

british people do not think they're the best, if anything we are self-loathing, miserable, cynical nation who try to find happiness in books or sport which is probably why our comedy is so acknowledged. But were happy, which is good.

[MattyLawton94]

@XsweetstarliteX the difference between british comedy and american comedy is usually american comedy is sort of made up if you get me where as british is based on things that actually happen in real life thats why we can relate to it and find it funny XD gotta love our comedy :P

[XsweetstarliteX]

@MattyLawton94 Agreed, we talk about real scenarios

[TomKennyIsLovely]

"SLUT!"

Oh God, I nearly pissed myself.

[Squiffy90]

Wow...bringing in football? Really? Sort your life out mate. The guy was clearly stating his opinion and to be honest I'm surprised you watch any comedy at all! Sounds like you spend your time looking for the most miserable aspect of everything.

[Wat3rDragon]

Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about if you think the typical british person always thinks they're the best, and you must be incredibly small minded and naive if you think you can judge a whole nation like that. Stop talking bullshit and spamming the comments, this is a comedy stand up video not a political debate or argument in a playground.

[TheJucieeLuciee]

These are $h!t seats for all we no it could be gok won hen i smile do you think i look like a fat chiness man :) ?!

[Artemisss1]

I get tears in my eyes laughing.

Such a shame the other comedians don't take him seriously. (Not that that's the point in comdedy, but still, you know what I mean.)

[IDontCare704]

He talks too fast!

[lalasophiie]

hes cutee

[franalam]

SLUT

[tonyt0ny]

This is too funny :DD

[BludShabba]

@jacosam62 are you mad?!?! Micheal McIntyre is possibley the best comedian in the UK, and tbf, UK comedy is a lot better than anywhere else.

[irishdan2007]

@BludShabba how do you know uk comedy is better than anywhere else? im guessing your just saying its better than usa comedy. have you watched german, french or spanish comedy? typical arrogant british people think they are better than everyone else when they havent even seen what others are like

[BludShabba]

@irishdan2007 no, i think that because our comedy is witty, sarcastic, and in my OPINION a lot better than anywhere else ive seen. i might be wrong, but who cares? i think UK comedy is the best. if you have a problem with that, then you are not worth an opinion.

[irishdan2007]

@BludShabba no i just have a problem with your arrogant attitude, u think uk us the best when you have seen any other comedy

[BludShabba]

@irishdan2007 im sharing my opinion... i didnt ask for you to quiz me on comedy from around the world. i would rather watch Frankie Boyle, McIntyre, kevin bridges, russell howard etc. British comedy is the highest rated in the world. FACT

[irishdan2007]

@BludShabba its the highest rated by british people who havent watched other comedy, shows how arrogant briitsh people are

[BludShabba]

@irishdan2007 whats your problem? can nobody like what they want anymore? i guess ill have to get you to fill out a permission slip next time i want to like something else, ever so sorry.

[irishdan2007]

@BludShabba no kid theres nothing wrong with liking something. its quite obvious what my point is. its how arrogant the typical british person is, thinking they are the best when they havent a clue what the competition is, maybe thats why the bottle every football tournament they play

[sexipants]

@irishdan2007 Ive watched many comedians. I like them if they make me laugh. I enjoy the anticipation of observing a comedian ive never seen b4 start their gig, curious as to how/if their individual approach to comedy & unique character will make me laugh. They could be an eskimo, & as long as they make me laugh, i couldn't care less. Michael is a great comedian. Yes he's popular, & widely liked things will always be disliked by people outraged that so many people can like something they don't.

[irishdan2007]

@sexipants im not talking about comedians, im talking about how arrogant the british are

[funnygal1111]

@irishdan2007 im british and im arrogant i love all different types of comedy dont just assume us brits are arrogant

[irishdan2007]

@funnygal1111 but the typical brit is

[funnygal1111]

@irishdan2007 no not really how do you know the "typical brit" is arrogant ?

[naghoumette]

@BludShabba british people are very talented, not just in comedy but singing, acting...

[BludShabba]

@naghoumette did i say they werent? i love most things british as i am british, i love ed sheeran more than anything that has come out of america or anywhere else, i love british acting, but most for comedic acting as i think we do that very well, a lot of people will disagree with me but i dont care, its my opinion :D

[naghoumette]

@BludShabba i'm only adding stuff to what you said. that's all.

[StanOfGB]

@BludShabba Lee Evans is currently the best UK comedian you fool!

[BludShabba]

@StanOfGB loooooooooool, youre the biggest comedian in the UK for that statement.

[OMGTakeThat]

@StanOfGB Lee Evans is shit, he's just immature, it's not even comedy. Michael McIntyre is clever, he actually has a sense of humour.

[CoRtNZ1]

@BludShabba AGREED!

[MattyLawton94]

@jacosam62 afraid not their pretty shit didnt even giggle!!

[FallenAngelDream]

@jacosam62 Fucking hate all them...personal preference mate, it might not be funny to you but it is to others.

[Manutd4ever8]

@HomaJay98

17 People :P

[jessiebomchick]

You should read his book it is so funny :)

[pinballrobbie]

This happened to me-I wanted to hit my wife as she lay sleeping and it took me about 15 mins to come right and realize that it was all in my head, still remember the feeling 12 years later.

[stacey2evaa]

if anyone asks me 'how did you sleep?' i think they've done something to me while I was sleeping

[SineadTM]

and you feel quite guilty, -oh shit-.. morning Michael, how did you sleep? nothing nothing! love him hes a true performer :D

[heyyferr]

Lmao I love the one where he went to Swansea and he was like taking the piss out of the welsh language hahah must see it beat one ever type it it on YouTube reply to me if you did !

[iSachin1996]

thumbs up if your sri lankan

[pink0pirate0princess]

i saw this the other day and could not believe it!! me and partner ALLWAYS do this LMAO!! its like he is talking about us. we have been together nearly 8 years so cant be a bad thing! :D

[danthecat21]

I had a dream that I found a massive diamond and my sister stole it.. When I woke up I was furious with her xD

[mjg441]

I love Michael McIntyre! He is so delightfully funny! You can relate to all his comedy topics! Start off by watching one and you'll watch them al! Michael is gifted, an English gem to be treasured! Thanks Michael xx

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

try pressing 8

[19jennyjen]

@slightlyinsaneFTW and 6 :P

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@19jennyjen Yeah, I suppose...I find 8 funnier tho...

[TheSparky526]

i love the "oooo shit" part

[ShmamyShmarker]

His face when he says "nothing". My God he's the best. I'm going to see him September 2012! XD

[dwflank]

14 people are deaf its simple

[Simonestrone]

okay, im 15, im a girl, and i had a dream that half of the boys in my year just wandered into my room and curled up on my bed

Duuuuuuude i have issues

[littleangels95]

Love him <3

[Herbsandspices100]

14 people have no sense of humuor

[elishamahoneyx]

sllluuuuuuut!

[DaaviiieeHD]

we always talk about bad quality, but this is pretty smexy i must say

[i1am2who3i4am5]

14 people are just... i dont even know whats the matter with them... YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO EXCUSE

[Leafytreefrog]

With my Geography teacher!?! :D

[535159]

makes me laugh so much , very good

[britturk123]

The man has a magestic aura.

[MaggieMooable]

I've watched this SO many times, and the "Sorry, Michael, morning, what did you say?"

"I said that you're a slut and whore!" STILL makes me laugh hysterically.

[DonnieVyros]

lmfao@ creepy guy breathing between 0:33 & 0:38.

(I do that all the time, even when I'm not mad,.. erm)

Nice one, cheers!

-D.

[shionamcmillan675]

LOL at the way he said 'Nothing, nothing.' HAHAHA played that like 8 times still dying of laughter... wait that's not good....I DON'T CARE :D

[SoFiEdOo]

How did you sleep?

Nothing. Mm. Nothing.

LOL

[Kiniamhal]

Ha keep pressing 4



[mad4timbo]

i'm pretty sure someone else has done this sketch?!

[MrsPattinsonCullenxx]

Is it just me or is he cute? ;)

[MillieEngland]

@MrsPattinsonCullenxx

I FANCY THAT SUIT RIGHT OFF OF HIM.

[aliceloverdubai]

@MrsPattinsonCullenxx

that's the power of humor

[ilovemusiclikehell22]

@MrsPattinsonCullenxx Sooo right eh? I wish I was his Wife sometimes.........

[MrDuckKiller52]

@MrsPattinsonCullenxx its just you :P

[Limo607]

Has to be one of the funniest guys alive, so so funny :D

[dbcooper714]

do do uhe not funny worthless brithsh "humor"

[caoimhehough]

<3 him...so funny:)

[MlTCHY]

when he said slut i shrieked LMAOf=fioafa

[LeiaAlexis]

Lol I always tyhink of this when i have dreams that my bf has cheated on me !! lol :)

[IluvMJandBrunoMars]

@LeiaAlexis eh?

[TeamCullen991]

@randomiscool18 so true!! xD

[j03lyxx]

my geography teacher from school!!

[saalaasaa97]

haha it's funny cause its true xD

[HyperhyperPsyCrow]

I woke up like this today,,,fuckin slut:p

[kialn]

OH UH WHO? LOL XD can't.......stop....laughing

[missemilyjd]

loving the voice contrast :)

[CandyLoveHearts25]

Kitty McIntyre is the luckiest woman in the world, he must be an awesome person to be married to! xx

[TheVintageparis]

keep pressing 7 ahahahaa

[shionamcmillan675]

1:05 IS HILARITIES!!!! I PLAY THAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I STILL LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[lozzyxsmileyx]

@shionamcmillan675 Same!!!!

[liamantonykiley]

She's done nothing to hurt me at all.......... But im starring at her!

[huggingattack]

just recently had this dream, was so pissy with my boyfriend when he woke up :S

love mcintyre.. legend

[LoxiDays33]

SLUT

xDDD

[FrancesLouisee]

Am i the only one who had a really evil smile when he calls his wife a slut ;D - Sorry, i think im a little too obsessed :$

[2011Richardo]

Michael 100% the best if u dont thumps this up u now hate him

[missjellybaby17]

i love him soo much soo funny

[0deer7]

he is brilliant.

[saraface11]

"Oh, shit. Hmm"

[levitabusman]

SLUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!

[SkateboardIssie]

my stomach hurts from laughing so much at him

[xTheNightWatchmanx]

He makes me scream with laughter!

[hmfrx]

i love the way he says slut :L

[JoeyShambrook]

grrr...SLLUUT

absolutely hysterical guy

[Cereghini]

This guy's FUNNY!

[limbaninsapato]

some good stuff, here, comical

[limbaninsapato]

some good stuff, here, comical

[limbaninsapato]

some good stuff, here: comical

[saraface11]

"Morning, Michael. How did you sleep?"

"Nothing, nothing!"

[TheSatsNo1fan]

LOOK YOU FUCKING PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED THIS .... YOUR EITHER JEALOUS OF HIM OR HAVEN'T GOT NO SENCE OF HUMOR.. THIS GUY'S A FUCKING LEGEND SO PISS OFF YOUTUBE NO ONE LIKES YOU :@

[Jadeehart16]

@TheSatsNo1fan Lol people have a right to an opinion you know stop getting so angry

[TheSatsNo1fan]

@Jadeehart16 lawl.. i know like i just lurrvee Michael he's o'mazing lawll

[mecagoenlaleche98]

i love you michael! anyone who can make you laugh that hard needs to be known!!! this is my 21st time seeing that joke and i am pissing myself !!! like this if you did too!!!! xxxxx michaels biggest fan xxxxx

[hmfrx]

I love the way he says "SLUT!"

[TheStripeyStudios]

How can anyone dislike this joke? It's pure quality!!!

[babyjen29]

brilliant live show!

[AzizV]

Wow, he really is famous enough to say absolutely anything and people will just laugh.

[konartis5]

i gotta say i found Michael Mcintyre quite annoying before.. after watching his stand up last week, he amazingly funny!!

[goldenjut]

he is funny

[TheAprilellie99]

Funny As !

[RastafarianMoose]

Haha "SLUUUUT!" xD

[twofootsheep]

Seen another comedian do this sketch way before but forgot who...

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

BBC you should give the time and day this is on in the video description.

He said he loved my hair when I met him