TAYLOR SWIFT IS A *PORNSTAR*??

[TheTupperwareZebra]

So is this his time of the month?

[tommyboi107]

OMG frodos dick is so small. would that fit?

[bradisawesome1001]

help help my dad just touched me

[SuperSkylar21]

ahh no doctor i cant gain a ounce iv puked every time iv ate a craker

[cyberluv74]

lolz!! XD

[6hn90gh]

nooo don't rape me

[2icover]

5:12



[GraceMonstah]

Caption: IS THAT EVEN A DICK? XD

[jiggs39]

I missed Viewer Orgy Party again? ;(

[yoshio3o]

thank you to every one who liked my comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[syra15Willow]

hey i want that shirt with the pubic hair and blood on it

[cookieslover52]

OH YA!!!!, that's the spot

[applesauceluvr1]

Caption; OMG! the boob job failed? AGAIN??? WTFMF! can i have another french tickler?

[LiTaJaNe01]

omg im gonna die!!!

for the pic

[MrDeeman213]

2:20

[MrDeeman213]

2;40

[1lightcloud1]

ok i really like ur funny and all but please dont do it at church ok'

[hotchich1500]

why would they shove this spere in my vag?!

[NuttyRedBaBonkerz]

"Omg! Shanaynay and my HUSBAND?!"

(caption) :)

[KA4BTV]

@NuttyRedBaBonkerz Fail

[tedyiovchev3]

1:10 epic face

[garylarah1371]

my stripper name would be Matt Bullit

[garylarah1371]

Taylor Swift is gorgeous :)

[RandomLynx]

Yeah move 2 Canada!

[NoOneisAwesome]

awesomest dildo ever :P

[Brittniilover]

What do you mean all the laxatives are gone,!?D:

[hyyouku1]

holy shit is it mexican wtf!!!

[SoulSilverEevee14]

He came to Florida. How did I not know this! -:I xD

[DeathByConfession]

GOD DAMN IT, TEXANS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

[blalighga]

I saw that movie that Paris Shitlon was in its called house of wax!! Hillarious! She grts stabed through the head!!

[MrsInTheMaking1]

OMG!! Why did you pick the fat chick to be my new bff?

[charlotte15j]

that what you called sexy ass!

[123ablepokemonking]

woman rubbing a celleary d**k

[girlygirl6206]

i like it when monkeys thow their shit in my face... it tastes like chocolate

[girlygirl6206]

... O.O

[girlygirl6206]

XD



[johnmichaelcrow]

caption :was it supposed to fall off

[Alyscola]

wat song was justin bieber and snooki dancing to??! PLZ ANSWER

[maisythemusic]

when did justin beiber dye his hair blonde. well, it IS thekind of thing he would do

[soccerfanta9]

love snookie's dance at 1:56 lol

[kittiesareawesum]

Comment: OMG holy shit edward cullen just jumped off a building! DO A BACKFLIP YOU SPARKLY BITCH!

[haileyandjauna]

I -3 Shane Dawson !!!!!!!

[JennyBabeCx]

"Fine ... then just paint it pink & give it a boob-job " . xD

[lovepuppys747]

Comment: I told u to stop it cris brown

[TheClassicOutcasts1]

I will take the shirt you showed on there if you don't want it;D

[TudorAlexandru13]

you are a idiot

[ROXshea]

@TudorAlexandru13 O.O what? who?

[TheRyanthecool]

0:22 was scratching my balls and almost ripped my balls open

[Alesanaluver21]

Lol thats one of my favorite scary movies (House of Wax)

[TaraAndJessie]

1.11 orgasm face XD

[DUDEJUSTSTOPTALKING]

Picture caption: he has the worlds smallest penis!

[lolmanboom]

Fail ;3 santa's not from the north pole

[lpforgood]

@lolmanboom yea hes from a small shack in mexico.

[MrGGAllin]

Nailer Swift...

[yoshio3o]

taylor swift is not a porn star shes a good girl unlike snookie



[garylarah1371]

@yoshio3o nice comment :) it's scared all the rude guys away :)

[Shabarbin]

@yoshio3o Go Fuck Yourself

[yoshio3o]

@Shabarbin so snookie is a good girl when she walks around with her fake orange boobs hanging out!?!?!?!?!

[Shabarbin]

@yoshio3o Go Fuck Yourself

[awsomepersianperson1]

Picture caption:

Drunk whore wanting to fuck but can't cuz the guy doesn't want to

[katyperryluver14]

U don't wanna fuck me? It's already have over.

[Troppiskos]

You know Shane, it isn't rape, if both is into it

[soso121500]

Tira Banks is so scary 

[amrm38]

oh i saw house of wax it was an awesome movie!!!!!

caption: OMFG WHERES MY CHAPSTICK/DILDO

[Youarereadingthisha]

Taylor Slick or Steven.

[lollypop0830]

OMG OMG! Dont rape me I am single

[clufffy]

Omg ! I'm in Shane Dawson's video ,Fuck yeahh ,I'm famous now !!!xO

[SnitchesMakeSammichs]

I missed the florida hangout by 2 years DAMN!

[munchyis1]

Rough sex killer

[CBeadleslove1000]

"Ohmygod this isn't a dildo!?"

[RosieUnknown]

Ha poor Taylor. Wonder if she's ever seen this :)

[SHANEDAWSON400]

i want da shirt my e-mail is kendallbez@hotmail.com

[flying1999unicorns]

lol love u shane

[vN1C0v]

Why won't this spear fit up my ass

[LaserPink]

Ughh its soo diarrheay!

[ninjasquid1]

3:43 NERDFIGHTER SHIRT!!! DFTBA

[carlospena4life]

"i just lost my coach purse"

[sassystager]

a girl who was raped and loved it but she makes people think she i mentally messed in the head for the rest of her life!

[C00ki3Rulz]

THATS A NOT A GUY

[faithnhope25]

CRYING SLUT OF DEATH TAKES A SHIT

[BJCJProductions]

girl takes a shit

[weirdozable]

BED INTRUDER SONG!!!!!!!! Me and my friend Jeremy Shada LOVE it!

[ShakeandBake223344]

i laughed my ass off at the tyrasaurous RAWR!!!! hahaha

[sassylittlekid]

=.= i almost choked on my pop because of Britney XD

[wwilliamsjr]

SHane please don't stop untill your 50 XD

[SceneGurl369]

dude!!!! did onision write that song????

[idreamer123]

Im a girl by the way lol

[idreamer123]

Omg I wish he was my boyfriend hes so fucking sexy!!!!!

[miahmillerific]

thumbs up if you think that the backgroung makes his eyespop! ;)

[AGSpkedlastnight]

Dick face

[led566]

holy shit it miley cyrus lets kill hear (scared lady) "she is bliding me, just look at her face she is not sexy that new song lies!!

[theradkibbles]

The caption is. I just had surprise butt sex

[theradkibbles]

And dildo gun to the but jackass style

[bogglemister]

my mum walked induring the opening song :(

[MrsCandyTequila]

Caption - Please no ! Don't take it away...

[NE0C]

what's the name of the song at 1:58

[ellie200225]

i think im gonna still play the ijustine game

[UrNightmareBoy]

Grandpa Get The Hilton POLICE!!!!

[TheHaileybop13]

leave taylor swift alone

[Fhushf]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

[cutiepupz123]

you just took my mustard i dont like the crap out of u

[webkinzjune]

yaaaaa move to Canada!!!!!! :D

[ZacksWhack]

YOU TOOK MAH PILLS!!!! I AM NOT GOIN TO JAIL

[MsBrighto]

i just got raped

[redxephos90]

I thought it was a dildo !!!

[HaveFun893]

I Love your Baaaaaoom

[ChasityMathews101]

ii did not cross the river and past through the Kardashians so i can c that the Kardashians looked better than that small thing lol i hope i win ur tee shirt!!:)

[gigglebotful]

shane dawson i have great ideas for ur show!!!

[1sheogorath]

Caption - Wait! I can hack of my balls for you!

Yeah I dunno.

[blacksmith07067]

Caption: Ahhhhh y us Justin beiber and snokieeee president!! Ahhhhhh

[Danyelle2345]

the dance battle was the best part XD

[TheKlondikegirl]

The one below is da caption

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[TheKlondikegirl]

Ah it's a tayrasorusrex! [ Ty- ra-sor-as-Rex]

[lilly007smith]

caption for pic:it's so small

[lottiepickle]

Shane, you rock! I'm a huge fan! you're sooo funny and awsome!!!!

[lilthingdat8u]

They said that I could be Kate on lost and get to fuck Sawyer! I'M GONNA KILL THEM ALL!!!

[sexyemoperson]

"Omfg shane dawsons Dick. I didn't know it could be so small." Jk luv ya shane

[AnthonyExavier]

I miss this Shane. Lol.

[iiluvmusic98]

Comment ewwwww is that really what I look like....that's so ......ehhhhh

[princessdemilovatoxx]

Caption- OMG IT'S REBECCA BLACK!!

[2HigaTv]

CAPTION : double rainbow it's so beautiful wat does it mean?!?!?!?!

[anw18212]

Caption- Holy shit i just saw a black guy(paris hilton voice)

[meeh123ful]

its stuck

[AriahKruger04]

Caption: Holy shit your dick looks like my oversized vagina!

[MusiqQueen6]

Caption for picture: This is the first Dick I can't fit in my mouth.

[Pandda524]

NO! SHANE, PLEASE! LEAVE ME ALONE! DON'T HURT ME!

-Caption

[131bh]

The Britney Spears part scared the fuck outta me. XD!

[anya56ful]

@131bh Me too i fall out of the chear :)

[WomanDog81]

She should be screaming TYRASAURUS REX!!!!

[WomanDog81]

Tyrasaurus rex hahahaha!!!

[dtisme53]

You belong in me

[Peace58332]

Caption-I'm gonna Murder you!!!

[owlcity410]

Caption: SNOOKIE'S PRESIDENT! NOOOOOOOOOOO

[AustinsTV]

did anyone else see that shanes face looks ble and purple and yelow? it looks like he got the shit beat out of him. :(

[YinMajora]

It's been a year...this is still fuckin awesome haha

[99cribba99]

ijustine scares me

[Denzel9806]

caption: i f**in need WEEEEEEED!

[iheartrockandroll6]

haha pornstar name thing from bryan stars interviews xD

[TheCmoretz]

Caption:there was a pune in my food

[52supernoob]

Caption: I just found this in my asssssss

[Drifter422442]

Caption "leroy!!!!!!"

[Hyena115]

The caption should be "ahh i just got my period"

[TeamJOSSIE]

Caption should be:i Just sh** my pants!!! :o

[CyanSkiesDirtyLies]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband.

[CyanSkiesDirtyLies]

1:11 HAAHHAHHAAAHAHAAHAH

[maddykhach3434]

caption: why u cancel tyra???? or im on my period dont make me stab u because!!!! or omg i lovve u parriisss!!!!!!!!! ily shane!!!!!111

[maddykhach3434]

tyrasarus rex!!!!!!! hahahaha i almost peed my pants. o and when the olsen twins showed up i banged my head on my wall i was like owwww :( love u shane!!!!

[JOSEMEJIA3333]

Caption: Just got an abortion

[bigmomma179]

caption: i can't be pregnant. i'll be fat and ugly.

[CraziestChickAlive1]

are u in me yeat

[lissakodak2]

CAPTION SHOULD BE " HOLY FUCK MY DICK'S ON FIRE "

[cole1productions]

caption: NOOOOOOOO! NOT NICHOLE!!! Ah Fuck It.

[MrsRejectedMuppet]

The caption should be,'Yeah, it's true. I just saw Friday by Rebecca Black'.

[MsGIRLYGIRL202]

inside britany spears head is ppl screaming in fire

[muicluvsme]

the capshon would be for the pic is OMG TRIED TO RAIP ME !!!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDENT

[live2beyou]

hey look! it's Umbridge's poster of headmaster Lautner!

[fluffunmuffin]

i think the caption for that picture should be oh my god they said it wouldnt hurt haha

[dad3332211]

Noooo! My princess tiara flew away! It was worth five dollars!

[caradaniels2000]

caption: my dick flew off

[teuranheart]

@KillerA123456 /watch?v=wavpWRK6IX8

[Nurulatiqahsite]

Haha :) i hate the theme song :)

[ryanpm60]

l,m;ondsfuyh9trhe\

[bellaawesome1234]

this was posted on my b......'s B......a=day :)

[enya764]

yes! i have paris hiltons shirt! in pantss from jelous much?

[Rombiieh]

LOL !!! You belong in me and Valentines Dick xD

[YoungLloyd93]

I'm officially done with shane dawson...

My celebrity wife is just noone to diss...

[Rave2DaGrave1]

R.I.P headphone users... That includes me *drops over dead* ...

[thecomputernerd01an]

@annmaealb box means vagina lol your a douchebag :)

[YouthIsMyExcuse]

You're really hairy.

[SuperLoveTori]

The pituree caption should be Shane's dick is soo big! Lmfaao!

[mrt3211]

Tyrasaures rex run!!!!

[Dcookies100]

Caption for picture should be: Basically everyone's reaction to JB and Snookie being president.

[JPBDC07]

please do not..i say DO NOT make fun of Justin Bieber Shane...