a MESSAGE to my FUTURE CHILDREN

[TheOneEmmanuelle]

I love you c:

[hendyman32]

My name is Jeremy and my mom has curly hair....

[rexfordairsoft]

Nik nac Pattywack. Guess what? GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[BlackMoridin]

Rozes are grey, Violets are grey... And not a single fuck was given that day.

[Gamewar5OOO]

you say you hate gray yet you're waring it

[lollypopp125]

its funny you hate grey but in this video your eyes look grey................

[TheGorrack]

I like grey D:

[Braytholomew]

lmao ask your crush out while high jumping lol

[pottekkat]

I was the best high jumper in my school :) ........until I missed the mat and popped my shoulder blade out

[CharlesNY74]

Grey is my best friend D:

[nattienicole]

I'll be your girlfriend :'D

[thebluebot]

press 6 :D

[LiveLoveLaughSing100]

You can't get a girlfriend? What is wrong with woman these days, i swear their dating more and more ugly men by the minute! That was so mean to myself.....damn.....anyways, you my friend make me laugh :)

[kevoslilmama]

His eyes look kinda grey O_o

[IceFeather3513]

The aftermath is secondary.

[magadude27]

i hope you name your kid Mike

[MsKatieboo97]

GREY IS AN AWESOME COLOUR, its the best thing since underwear

[wheretheworldgoes]

LMAO! I dont know why you dont have more views, you are hilarious!!!!! :) :)

[yoshicon101]

5:41  Cute Face!

[DrGaby13]

I'm in loove!!!! Still don't get how u are single!!!.... Keep on putting videos cause u always fix my day no matter what!...

[IBroughtTheHorizon23]

omg, i love you xDDD youre seriously amazinggg :3

[MarenElisa]

@whitwhoo29 Yes that is very true, his more recent ventures have been rather disappointing. Like Mr. Popper's Penguins.. wtf?? Haha. But in the '90s, the version of Jim Carrey that I choose to remember, was an absolute legend in my opinion. It's too bad that his awesomeness is going to waste, Idk if he's just gone kinda bonkers or what lol.. but indeed that Emma Stone thing was a bit disconcerting. I'm sure he could get better film roles if he went back to what made him great in the first place.

[MarenElisa]

@whitwhoo29 Well that's alright, to each his own! But I can see that you understand my point anyway lol. :)

[MarenElisa]

@whitwhoo29 Well yes there's that, but it takes more than being Canadian and funny to be similar to someone else lol. Jim Carrey is also Canadian and funny, but he doesn't remind me of him at all.

I think his voice and type of comedy reminds me of Ryan, and his face a little bit too.

[MarenElisa]

You remind me of Ryan Reynolds for some reason.

[Nessaik]

do something with rucka rucka ali, thanks

[lastb1chstnding]

Oh.... Thats where the name teatowel came from...

[naruto99924]

@andypandy311

your eyes are silvery/grey makes you look kind of soulless

your funny as shit man

[flippo151]

if its children does that mean that the chick hooked up with him more than once?

[KillerBite28]

LOL "It's when a country has to do another country's math HW" XD

[everythingzebra]

If I was canaidan or knew how to spell that and was 10 years older....

[PsychoLilDude]

...Daddy?

[SixBubbles]

i think i love you... have met before? you look and sounds familiar. (either i mean that seriously, or its an awesome pick up line. you decide.)

[tt1w3d]

why is like your whle channel grey if u hate it so much

[Loviekinz]

LoL

[MeggAnnKay]

"Ya'll don't know me.....Ya'll don't know me"

[DrFrieden7R]

WrathofGobae, you noticed it too, right!! I was so meshmerized by these eyes, I couldn't even hear what he said!!))

Andy, if you're reading it, I know that you're an alien! But your secret is safe with me)))

[WrathofGobae]

you have no pupils lol

[spartan1010101]

I like how he assumes his kids are boys xD

[KillerBite28]

@spartan1010101 such a "feminist" :P

[bunnythibault]

Loved the Dexter Morgan thing. 

[porkythecat2]

haha your face at the end before the credits was awesome

[iTakeCandyFrmBabies]

lol my name is gray :P

[nikassa]

haha! can I marry you : D

[KimmiLittle]

why do Americans spell grey with an a, it confuses me

[Dissruptance]

Fucking, you're so adorable, shit.

[zippersmash]

DEXTER! :D

[garrick1967]

Yes, yes, yes...you, my friend, ARE funny! im a new viewer/subscriber semt via Fluffy and he couldn't be more correct. Very funny, entertaining, and...well, I just want to huury up this coment and watch another one of your videos. You seem very talented and yet different from others, very good mannerisms, and delivery. (like Im a pro critic or something). Anyway..good luck with your show and these vids...gw

[TheNews1990]

hey u stole my dream to buy things like pretzel m&ms' and eat them after I buy them cuz I like the cashier... u make me feel insecure

[15stargaze]

You;re such a bad ass!

[minibubblesxox]

don't be mean to the guys in plaid, plaid is the best thing ever on guys!

[wemoo13]

I think you mean OUR future children <3 :D

[meesh94]

haha good thing ur first name isnt "mike"

[BOBWAFFLES]

No fair I got teary just at the mention of that book!

[Lindsjeeee]

Thumbs up for the awesome break your neck move at 3:38

[4evaJesse]

his eyes r kinda kreepy in this vid i see no pupils D:

[sistersfromdk]

I will show this to my future kids! It contains sooooo many valuable lessons xD

[ThePurpleNinja161]

You should check out me channel, blech! Do shout-outs! Nowww! haha :p

[ChipArgyle]

Bwaa ha ha. So now to raise the bar, you'll have to see if you can work the Paper Bag Princess into one of your vids.

[hinakiba777]

"Mommy where is Daddy?"

"Hiding under a pile of coats in Toronto. Here's a video he made for you 6 months before we even met."

March is going to be so much fun! XD

[lovetosing76]

xD your awesome! <3 you make my day

[someonecalledkira]

thats the best impression of an elephant ive heard. :)

[aaaaaa001001]

I'm American but I'm still glad you spell it grey and not gray. *thumbs up*

p.s. i'm still waiting for a drunk video and/or date video.

[SkyeFyreStorm]

lol his red hair

[SuperSAlang]

The only thing worse then high jump is pole vaulting.

[0oMawieeo0]

it will sound anoying... but.... can you speak french?! i mean, if you're a canadian, you must learn a little bit of it... well! By the way : you'reeeee soooooo fuuuunnnyyyyyyyyyy LOL'ZZZZZZ (bad inside joke. The worst in this, is that nobody can understand my inside joke....LIFE)

[abby2034]

I love the color grey...but i hate when people spell it gray...

[JunetheHomemaker]

As always I LOVE this video!! I also really liked your impression of 'readjusting'...

[ThePurpleNinja161]

You should adopt kids..youre very fatherly :p

[4lifeshaytards]

Lmfao the faces you make when your not talking are fricken hilarious!!!

[daryadee1]

you spelt 'amount' wrong x)

[countryismylife1500]

YOUR AMAZING YET AGAIN :D

[prozacpimpster]

I still love you... I'm also still wanting you to marry me... Just saying.

[imshannonwilliams]

xD lol

[laur1813laur]

my mom always says that the robert munsche story is a little creepy once the mom sneaks into her grown sons bedroom window to hold him...she says, i mean there's motherly love...and then there's creepy....i tell her to stop over analyzing...i love that book LOL

[jaysonchen15]

lol can't get a gf.. but will be able to have children? ahah

[Chianna328]

your suck a dork....I love it...really, not kidding...if I was straight and 20yrs younger....oh my goodness....

[RuckalltheFules]

@Chianna328 i love you for that xD

[AsaraH18]

Grey is my favourite color :\

[TheStarkindle]

Andy.. am i going to have to teach you how to do a double windsor tie. School boy ties aren't going to cut it when you're famous.

[piman3141]

I'm almost upset that there was no added rambling after the credits, but your vids are great, so I'll just grumble quietly to myself after this comment. You'll never hear my complaint again. :-/ GREAT VID, HOMIE

[ElisesReview]

This one was really good :) I liked the jokes haha. I agree with the Robert Munsch book :( and I love the colour grey! Gray? GREY! :P

[otecladotodo]

i heard this at 3 a.m. and didn't understood half the jokes.

that's when i got it: you're smart! xD

[highschoolmusical288]

actually, i like gray. I hate brown!

[highschoolmusical288]

my mom loved the story I Will Love You Forever! we would read it when i was younger! it was so sad!!!

[MissLOLCat]

lol xd 

[SaraSchenstrom]

I love grey... I must be a very boring person. :3

[crazywanch101]

@andypandy311 ....I'm homeschooled.

[crazywanch101]

Your eyes are really pretty in this.

[ItsLiv]

@crazywanch101 i thought the same thang! GEMZ.

[crazywanch101]

@ItsLiv I'd put em' in a necklace.

[larsbrian82]

U should NOT have kids... NEVER. Or pets... :)

[OperationKayKay]

haha this is cute and really funny =) showed a few of my friends your videos, you got some new subscribers my friend =)

[onyxman8]

Fun run for oxymorons

[DpbProductionz]

I once asked out my crush while high-jumping. It ended up her coming to see me in the hospital after my back surgery.

[sykoTomBoy]

Your children would be so proud lol

[alvarezs]

omg ur poor kids u r gonna hit them with a medicine ball

[shelaughs]

Yaaay! I just logged into my account and saw that you have a new vid up and I said aloud, "Yaaay" all-alone to myself... I don't think I've ever really done that before... (That means you're special). :)

[NeonTony]

Andy already that i love you so much

you always uplaod so late and like that because i i come home from work and im tired its like 4 in the morning then i see you have a video im soo happyyyy

[karmalello]

Your not going to stop making videos r u your just saying that so you get more subscribers .....aren't you?

[MyMidnightThunder]

But... but I love gway :'(

[raptorsfanboy]

love the neck role

[Deadforeva]

your ability to keep a straight face is one of the many funny things in your video. subscribed! much love xx

[EndlessGrind78]

Amout=Amount there is an "N" in AMOUNT....SKEET SKEET SKEET!

[RacetrackandBrooklyn]

I doesn't matter how many subs you have... The thing is, every subscriber you have absolutely loves you, and that's something not many other youtubers can say.(: please don't stop making videos. We would miss you... -/3

[TubbsAdventures]

Curly Q's FTW

[SoccerStar96]

You can see how mature he is by him covering his mouth after he says boobies:)

LOVE. HIM.:D

[TheBerstain]

xDDD you're the best!

[Awesumness911]

Soccer is for people that can't play a real sport -__- (sorry soccer people, but it's true)

[SoccerStar96]

@Awesumness911 Have you ever played? do you know how difficult and demanding it is? do you know you just dissed like the world's most popular sport? don't think so. so don't make bad assumptions, please and thank you:D

[Awesumness911]

@SoccerStar96 Sorry, It's Just My Opinion. My Dad Told Me Never To Play Soccer Because Of What I Just Said. So I Wouldn't Even Know. That Was Bad On My Part, Plus I Have No Experience So That Was Kinda Bad On My Part. Sorry Again, I'm The Bad Guy, BooHoo-BooHoo. You Win, Smiley Face.

[Sunscab14]

You need an Intro. <3 Think about it..

[GenericTechGuy]

I see the GoodYearPimp flying around from time to time with the purple and green velvet exterior. IT IS AMAZING!!

[butzdarren]

You like rarely blink.

[waitummwhat]

dad?

[MissLilyBug95]

How can every single one of your videos be so awesome?! You never get boring. :D

[cooliovlogs]

that story makes my mom cry everytime

[musicgirl0166]

im telling my my future kids the same advice

[musicgirl0166]

going to start high skool in a few weeks so could you make a vid bout ur first year of high skool

[Jammanto]

Do do da do black eyed peas readjust my boobies HAHA this was your best video by far!

[SincerelyKennedy]

This had some of the best jokes of all of your videos, even when you weren't trying. Way to go, because your other ones were hard to top. Your newest videos have been AWESOME, and totally a need to watch video when I see it in my sub box.

[itsedyta]

Hey! Since school is starting soon, maybe it'd be a fun idea to make videos for high school students and university/ college students?

[ageeksrevenge]

Aw, grey is my favorite color. haha I just thought of you in a tube top. XD and I already told my friends to subscribe. Does that mean I get a hug for being a hipster douche? :P

[HotMissa]

Totally fucking hilarious. I laugh through the whole video. Stay sweet <3

[erizefm]

I love you more than a high maintenance girl loves text messages. Probably one of the nicest things you can say to someone. Probs gonna say it to my mum or something.

[TheCharnstar]

Did you notice you only have sons? I'm gonna travel to your baby mama's womb and make sure they are girls just to screw with your head... don't ask how... just know I will

[IguanaSpunk]

Just... everything.

Everything is so right.

[Crosseye007]

How many subs do you have now? How many is a significant number?!

[Sirsin888]

:( My name is Grey!

[andypandy311]

@Sirsin888 haha Aw. I don't hate people named Grey! Especially when it's the Canadian spelling! :)

[andypandy311]

I know a bunch of y'all are heading back to school soon. Please feel free to share my channel with your group of friends at lunch.

Do it, or I'll steal your lunch money!

:)

[popdud]

@andypandy311 i love you no homo

[KoolIsKeith]

LOL at the Robert Munsch thing. LOL at the Fun Run thing. Each punchline felt good on my brain.

[andypandy311]

@KoolIsKeith haha Thanks Keith :)

[andypandy311]

@swr2shkitup haha My kids are in for a confusing treat.

[cledus27030]

you will be the funniest dad in the world!

[andypandy311]

@cledus27030 haha I bet my kids will groan at my lame jokes.

[80Insomniac80]

you can google the sad story and read it

[andypandy311]

@80Insomniac80 haha Did you read it? It makes me tear up every time. Honestly.

[Neytahchama]

i love what you said about the girls wearing tube tops. it's so totally true lol

i love you <3

[andypandy311]

@Neytahchama haha :) I would be so uncomfortable in one!

[everybodypoops11]

@andypandy311 yeah its hard to hold up a tbe top without bosoms :/

[orientalbebe]

I'd have your future children. :)

[andypandy311]

@orientalbebe haha I wonder if when my children speak their first words, if the words will pop up in text, beside them. ...just like me.

[caitieliz21]

Your elephant noise was so cute!!! :) Great video!!!

[andypandy311]

@caitieliz21 Thanks so much. I hope it attracted some real elephants :)

[42mada]

Fun run paradox ... HILARIOUS.

[andypandy311]

@42mada haha Thanks :) I may put it on a shirt

[spilledstardust]

MARRY ME

[andypandy311]

@spilledstardust haha :) I'm not sure you'd want to marry be. I just honestly ate a grape off the floor.

[girl4anime]

wtf i love the color grey

[andypandy311]

@girl4anime haha Not me! Though I do like overcast clouds. I find it comfortable.

[blueeyedtara]

Andrew I hope you get more subscribers! You have a bunch of people loving your stuff right now ...and by stuff I mean junk and by junk I mean ....ah never mind skeet skeet skeet :P

[andypandy311]

@blueeyedtara Thanks so much!  It was awesome meeting you at the meetup! Did you have fun?

[blueeyedtara]

@andypandy311 I had a great time meeting you and the others.

[Animanga990]

No top comment? My Time to fucking shine *ahem* i like tacoz :D

[dudsoni]

@Animanga990 Fuck you. Btw, Hi there andy!

[WoahItsOliviaa]

@dudsoni haha nice

[andypandy311]

@Animanga990 haha I love tacos SO much. I want one right now!

[blueskies3096]

i dont get how ur not married...

[andypandy311]

@blueskies3096 haha I'm not very smooth with the ladies.

[blueskies3096]

@andypandy311 but ur freaking hilarious! that should get em!

[casey12012]

your elephant noise was amaazing!!

[andypandy311]

@casey12012 haha I hope no elephants were watching like, "We totally don't sound like that."

[shallonjade]

Lol that was hilarious, I actually had to pause it so I could hear the rest.

[andypandy311]

@shallonjade haha That's awesome. Thanks so much for watching :)

[mosesbrownstudent]

i always have to leave a google tab open when i watch these videos to look up references

[andypandy311]

@mosesbrownstudent haha I do that with Family Guy.

[supersonicspaniard]

your best video yet, keep it up!

[andypandy311]

@supersonicspaniard Thanks for saying that. I had a lot of fun making it. :)

[madmelidy31]

Have you ever considered doing a dare video? Cus If you were to I would dare you to surprise attack grind people. [You surprise them with grinding]