@reni2425 funny thing about lightsabers, they tend to instantly cauterize the wounds they create. That's why ancient Sith Lords preferred vibroblades, because nothing quite compares to the pleasure of seeing your opponent's life slowly draining from their body >:D
This game is such garbage.
gnetikjakhammer 1 month ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
MilkPudding 1 month ago
wow the top comments aren't about the irony.
RickE326 1 month ago
Didn't know the Elder Scroll can banish a city guard to the outer space
cineri 1 month ago
gay and fake
yuotoob 1 month ago
Fuck...
mob2k5 1 month ago
Love it! Better than arrow to the knee.
GlickRobert 1 month ago
Lawl!
GAM3HAZARD 1 month ago
Uh oh....
LilRussh 1 month ago
hahahahahahaha fucking awesome :)
GeorgeSithspawn007 1 month ago
and i thought he took an arrow to the knee (N)
nownatees 1 month ago
Excellent journalism here Cool Taco.
Apparently you're so desperate for hits that you're willing to 'Fox News' game content that's years old?
I've got an idea for tomorrow's headline: "STAR WARS THE OLD REPUBLIC GIVES BIRTH TO SASQUATCH LOVE CHILD"
Daiben 1 month ago 11
KOTAKU!!!!
NiggerBob420 1 month ago
GhostSixx me trouxe aki (:
6SerialKiller9 1 month ago 4
Here's a better joke.
"This boat hasn't sunk, look the band is still playing".
Trollfagget 1 month ago
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move along, no lollygagging!
renboy2 1 month ago
Maybe we should just get rid of that unfunny joke all together instead of looking for replacements, just saying.
dwevill123 1 month ago
@dwevill123 I don't think you understand the internet...
wesker919 1 month ago 3
@wesker919 it used to be so much better when internet memes weren't knockin' about... That's what I understand about the internet
dwevill123 1 month ago
@dwevill123 So when dial-up was the fastest thing ever?
RichardsNT 1 month ago
@RichardsNT yes
dwevill123 1 month ago
This was in the game 3 months before Skyrim even came out.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, not everything is a Skyrim reference just because someone says "I used to be x until y"
murphy3162 1 month ago 4
Don't care what people think of this Meme I commend bioware for taking something topical and using it in their game.
riku98523 1 month ago
"...shoved a lightsaber through my lungs,..'
And THAT didnt kill you?
reni2425 1 month ago 74
@reni2425 Force heal brah
riku98523 1 month ago
@reni2425 50 got shot 9 times
TheJaparican 1 month ago
@reni2425 lol idiot. obviously not.
yuotoob 1 month ago
@reni2425 BioWare doesn't give a damn about reality END OF RINE
Spatan95 1 month ago
@reni2425 Bacta. It solves everything. EVERYTHING.
Selvunwindful 1 month ago
@Selvunwindful Except bacta allergies. Poor Phanan.
Maldraugedhen 1 month ago
@reni2425 So he is one tough guy. (But it probably did tickle a bit)
Altinget 1 month ago
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neferiusnexus 1 month ago
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@reni2425 funny thing about lightsabers, they tend to instantly cauterize the wounds they create. That's why ancient Sith Lords preferred vibroblades, because nothing quite compares to the pleasure of seeing your opponent's life slowly draining from their body >:D
neferiusnexus 1 month ago
STOP
UndercoverDoctor 1 month ago
@UndercoverDoctor
RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, NO BODY BREAK MEME LAW ON MY WATCH!
rushnerd 1 month ago
And that didn't kill you?
TheVahnara 1 month ago