Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 7

[JamesTheStarKid]

I'm not gonna fuckin' sing with you.

[CamilleMorinozuka]

aw. sad, pantsless joey richter

[JamesTheStarKid]

Why does he consult Joe? They are both virgins.

[Lashea43]

To think of Joey and Joe being afraid to have the sex

[starkid9934]

do you wanna back scratch ? No im fine oh joey and vanessa you are the worst seducer ever

[TheCarlsusiemshow]

Mmmmhmmmm..Joey....

[TheJedimasterman]

Never take sexual advice from a dick. Who knew

[Nymphea34]

Oh please Brian, fucking sing with me xD

Loooooooooooooooooooooove this play!

[wrockingout005]

@gabeally me too. Apparently YouTube rules don't apply on the iPad...

[marubiller18]

Oh, Brian. You are fucking awesome!

[casserolesaystoria]

Slap her boobie! ahaha best line!

[gabeally]

@Blackbutterlover666 I'm only 14 and I was still able to watch part 6 on my IPad...

[marubiller18]

@gabeally me too. I think we've both lied to youtube and told it we're 18 then :P

[starkid9934]

@gabeally SHHH Don't tell anyone

[iamthedocotor]

im not going to fucking sing with you

[xXabbyisyahXx]

OMG I just died laughing so hard

[SiriuslyMisto]

"Don't worry, no one's gonna have sex with you while I'm here."

I died XD

[accionerimonstarkid]

"Im not going to fucking sing with you!"

The BEST line!

[accionerimonstarkid]

"Thinking with your dick" explained ;D

[accionerimonstarkid]

How was the last episode was flagged but this one wasn't , hee hee :)

[PokegirlPiplup]

oooooh so THAT's FACEbook o:

[ihateyou143love]

Nice boxers Joeyy

[MeganMindlessxox]

lmfao lmfao with the backscratch part. i just spit cookie all over my laptop

[MollyKoenigStarGleek]

4:19 That is the BEST thing to say as you enter a room.

[bluerino24]

If anyone wants to watch part 6, then go to part 5, make it full screen, and then at the end it should be like any normal video with the next one showing up. Click on it, but DO NOT EXIT OUT OF FULL SCREEN. Then you should be able to watch part 6, but it will stop if you exit full screen.

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

stop it at 2:26 and look at his face lol

[simbelina22]

i love how hard joe walker is trying not to laugh when brian holden is being all 'sexy'

[spngrl101]

Brian Holden :) nuff said

[jb62397]

Joey and Brian are fuckmazing

Pun intended

[RAWRxD09]

im 17 and it still wont let me watch part 6 oh well. one more month(:

[betterfly97]

@RAWRxD09 lucky! i still have two years to go :(

[moggymogthecat]

Is anyone else reminded of the inbetweeners here

[Blackbutlerlover666]

I'm sad, I didn't get to watch part 6 because I'm only 15..I'm pretty sure I can handle what I'm watching. I'm not 5..

[pinky411411]

things are going swimmingly my lord.... lol AVPM

[will612612]

Were I Vanessa in this scene, I think I'd have raped Joey xDDD

[ErreursDeCommerce]

"looks like things are going swimmingly"

AVPM reference ftw

[princessbecks88]

I love how Joe breaks during this scene! But I would too looking at Brian in that costume!

[WebkinzLover450]

I am totally fine with Joey taking his pants off. 

[MatbdneeshB2a]

_l_

[ImDefyingGravity97]

Oh my dead God, Walker and Holden. Love them!!!

[jacobbob982]

no thanks were fine

"no thanks"

[Starkidpotterful]

of course he wont sing, everyone knows brian can't sing....

[MimsLee1995]

@Starkidpotterful did you hear him in star ship? *drool* and I do get the refrence

[Starkidpotterful]

@MimsLee1995 IKR!! *fan girl gaze* YEAH I'M SMOKING POT!! gets me every <3

[RosemaryDoe]

LOL!This is the funniest shit!!

[LessThan3Obsessions]

"As much fun as it is to watch you shake your weiner around my parents bed, it's starting to gross me out!"

....My brother walked in at that exact moment.....He's watching it with me now.....

[RPxHetalia]

"Come on Weasley you have to get your head in the game!"

advice goes in a circle -w-

[guidecfk]

you can see joe laughing at brian, XD

[cestlavie1887]

she has a dog leash for her vagina...

[tdg4evar35]

So Joey why couldn't you fuck me ?

Sorry Vanessa my penis tripped

SEEMS LEGIT

[TheMaywat]

I dunno why, but I think it's absolutely hilarious that Joe Walker keeps referring to it as "the sex."

" .... Oh, me? Right.. because I'm the dick.. so I have the sex.. That's good, cuz I know how to do the sex...."

"Oh. OK. So now we go have the sex."

[Createox]

GRAB her boobie. No, wait, SLAP her boobie!

[96sharks1]

Joe Walker cannot keep it together here. He even said it in the Fireside Chat. He was laughing so hard.

[Curveytoothpick]

3:33 i'm dying

[ipwner10]

me iz hard. ;@

[llamalacey]

"Looks like things are going swimmingly, Joey."

"Your plan to infiltrate Hogwarts on the back of my head is going swimmingly, my liege."

[luckyducky77]

SLAP her boobie!

[LuVsUJOE93]

Joe is totally laughing at brian at 8:!5

[imagingerfairy]

@kgimson864 I second that. Welcome to the totally awesome world of starkid, you will FIND it to be a wonderful place, where you can put down that cheesecake, listen to your heart, and kick it up a notch. XD

[kgimson864]

it's funny how you can tell which comments come from first time starkids. welcome all you first timers, soon you'll be able to quote all their songs and recite their plays beginning to end.

[LostxInxStereo5]

"Step two is just to, uh... uh, grab her boobie. NO WAIT. SLAP her boobie. NO STOP!"

LMFAO

[thegoatgoesmooo]

"Nice, I did it!" hahahaha X')

[Bookworm533]

@cheesepuffs90210 i just watched part 6

[RomanyHannah]

Oh lord, Joey's thighs....

[violinist1994]

this scene is hilarious hahaha omg

[0sexiest0nerd0]

The other day I referred to my "boobie" and my mother told me that "Nobody says 'boobie'." I very nearly told her about this but then remembered she would probably ban me from Youtube forever, so...

[redrock54100]

so part 6 haas inappropiate material, but the rest of the play doesnt??

[lissiebenedic]

"Dont worry, nobody is gonna have sex while im here" i almost fell off the chair

[Kaner196]

@livyt7 it's not a typo part 6 is flagged and ur YouTube account has to be registered as 18 or older to watch it

[livyt7]

Cheesepuffs90210 it wuz a typo. This should have been part 6. They might have typed it wrong

[livyt7]

Cheesepuffs90201

[cheesepuffs90210]

Where did part 6 go and why can't we watch it?

[cheesepuffs90210]

Brian has some ARMS!

And joey, are those boxers a little too tight?! xD

[kittenkev239]

Anyone recognize that headband? Cuz im pretty sure Harry gave it to Ron in A Very Potter Sequel

[yourcrookedneighbor]

@kittenkev239 Joey wears it in Starship, too. I can't tell if it's like a running joke or just Joey's personal favorite prop.

[tangally]

can someone tell me what happened in part 6?

[xxlaurenellaxx]

Flopsy won't sing, Flopsy won't sing, Flopsy will not sing...

[ingridogelise]

yeah cause its so natural to get drunk of one zip of non-alcoholic beer:p

[supermegafxyawesmhot]

"looks like things are going swimmingly......" where have i heard THAT before ;)

[90939smiles]

OMG LOLOLOLOL BRIAN

[123Msalliecat]

Brian, must you be so damn attractive as a vagina? GOD. You're making me look like an idiot here.

[cooktastrophe27]

Joe said this scene was the hardest for him not to laugh in, however, he was unsuccessful. Poor Joe. :P GOD BRIAN!!

[PigFartsYumYumYum1]

3:11-4:16

[10piano14]

the awkward moment when you get buzzed off of a non-alcoholic beer...

[cheesepuffs90210]

How can joe walker NOT burst out laughing in the dick/flopsy bit. I know I did

[EJbella67]

"things are going swimmingly" hehe

[0sexiest0nerd0]

Someone tell me what happened in Part 6, I couldn't watch it :'(

[kairakia]

@0sexiest0nerd0 Sally and Tiffany went to work on their project, The Old Snatch and Miss Cooter sang a song about dicks and TOS tried to tell Miss Cooter that all dicks were bastards and would break her heart. She kept saying that Dick was different, and then TOS told her, (and Tiffany told Sally), that Joey and Vanessa were hooking up. Sally got all upset and left. Also there was a tiny bit of backstory about how TOS used to be like Miss Cooter, in love with one dick, but he left her.

[0sexiest0nerd0]

@kairakia Brilliant, thank you :)

[LieSjjxD]

the awkward moment when I couldn't watch part 6. :/

[mikeybonbon]

"looks like things are going swimmingly joey" i cant stop laughing.

[potterbeatsvoldy]

awkward guy laughing super loudly at 3:25 :P

[StarkidFanCaz]

he wont sing with u cause lupin cant sing gosh joe

[7rocky5]

Step one complete Joey;)

[tdg4evar35]

8:58 someone on the audience is like awwwww....

k thats enough comments

[tdg4evar35]

everything flopsy says here is so funny...

[tdg4evar35]

joey and his dick are so classsy (ask her where..) where do you wanna have sex with me

[Hpfan20009453]

I watched this with my older brother and when we got to the end of this scene he was like so thats what i have been doing wrong for all these years and i said your only 18 get over it your not even attractive unlike joey and joe

[fantasygirl411]

2:22 GENIUS!!!!!!!

[winterspotlight]

"I'm not gonna sing with you!"

"Lupin can't sing! Lupin can't sing! Lupin cannot sing!!!"

REFERENCE!

[sielque1]

does anyone else just wanna fucking jizz everywhere at 6:01, because I doooo

[christianajoy33]

i love how they're getting "drunk" off of non-acoholic beer

[girliegooner]

Oh Nom.

[Beatlesxandxredvine5]

yes brian that does look good to me

[Blahpunkifyed]

@andthenillshoothim I guess they really like swimming at starkid...

[potterbeatsvoldy]

HOW DID BRIAN NOT CRACK UP DURING THIS ENTIRE SCENE?!?!?!

[PercyPotterFan]

Ok... Youtube won't let me watch part 6 but they let me watch the rest of it?? WTF?? >:|

[Rocketshippotter21]

@PercyPotterFan same, what happens in scene six - why can't we see it?

[musicsk8lovereapeat]

lol o douls is a non alcoholic beer

[TheCarlizzle]

"I'm not gonna fucking sing with you" LMAO

[Alliecat10171]

I am enjoying this way too much. But Brian Holden. Dead god I love him.

[ChasingSnitches11]

Here let me.. make this easier for you. Let me slide my dress down my muscular shoulders in a girly fashion even though I am a man. :D Gotta love Lupin<3

[FaeriesAndWitches]

I don't know why part 6 is blocked. You can watch it on the StarKid website but not much happens.

[shadowblizzard18]

joey: She wants to have sex with us

Dick: She does?

Joey: Yeah

Dick: Nice i did it!

hahahahahaha i cant stop laughin

[cashadeful]

This is mad funny!!!!!! Oh gosh man, I'm in love with Joe!!!

[awesomepies1235]

I love how Joe says things are going swimmingly, like in avpm

[musiclilies]

im assuming they all got f's for that chem project seeing as none of them actually did anything ;P

[fourminuteswiser]

"Get your head in the game" - more High School Musical references!

[srdoherty1811]

I would love to watch Joey Richter shake his weiner around my parents bed, wth vanessa!

[theDoctorPotterfan16]

imagine how awkward this would have ben to do!!!!!

[sookala]

This is like a tutorial on "How to Have the Awkwardest Sex. Ever."

[hpgirl65]

I literally DROOLED with laughter at this one. Like spit fell OUT of my mouth from lauging so hard. ... get it? Hard? :)

[TheSchoolGirlsUK]

Things appear to be going Swimmingly my lord..

[skindeepvenus]

If you go on the starkid website, under shows, Me and My Dick is all there, even part 6 so you can watch six there

[ninjagal9876]

Oh my god! Brian Holden is the sexiest man alive!!!!!!!!

[starkidlover12]

The French version of act 1 part 6 is here. It just has french subtitles. That's where I saw it.

[ellenclaire1515]

Just go to their channel. It's a lot easier. Or subscribe to them and look in your box under their name. It's there.

[wizzylikestoast]

Brian Holden, you sexy vagina you.

[QueenieMJPop]

@najadetwo search starkid chat of doom

[QueenieMJPop]

@najadetwo search team starkid chat of doom. its not posted by starkid but its like a half hour long and they a ll say the scean hardest 4 them nit to laugh

[bluemonkey619]

Errm, would somebody like to tell me what happens in part 6??? Kay thx(:

[StigGT2]

1.50 - 2.32 is pure comedy genius.

[StarKidWannaBe]

I feel stupid, I just now realized why them trying to get drunk off Odules (or however you spell it) is funny XD

[sweetForgiveness]

We need Headmaster Zefron for this to show Dick how he get his head in the game....wait a minute....NO!

[teacosey]

omg is it wrong to want lupin when he puts those beads in his mouth.....<3

[ThePurpleBoom]

GGET UR HEAD IN THE GAME XD high school musical

[ThePurpleBoom]

part 6 isnt very much not much happens. Just mrs. cooter or whatever talks to the old snatch.

[MultiShipper13]

@ThePurpleBoom is it worth being flagged though?

[ThePurpleBoom]

@MultiShipper1I dont think so, its no worse than all the other ones.

[MultiShipper13]

@ThePurpleBoom so then why would youtube keep it flag? youtube is a bunch of balls sometimes

[ThePurpleBoom]

@MultiShipper13 IKR! if you go look it up on google it takes u to another site and thats were i saw it.

[CGwonder]

Had to skip part 6. I tried creating a new account but because of it being completely linked to Google Accounts now it's really hard.

[MinistryofMagic13]

awww poor lupin :L :L :L

[MinistryofMagic13]

@WestlyNeverDies create a new acount and change your age to 18 :)

[anke9]

@WestlyNeverDies ?

[freinds74]

i would be so pissed off she is fucking hot

[scootx2]

no we're fine, no thanks

[mysweetLemons]

Brian through this entire scene is just hilarious! but I don't understand the whole pearl necklace thing, what does that mean??

[Bluegirl1234510]

@mysweetLemons ever heard of being kinky?

[TheDrdee86]

ONE SECOND !! Mrs`pussy !

[dudedrummer1313]

No one is going to fuck you when I'm here

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

6:29 makes me laugh EVERY DAMN TIME. Brolden = perfection.

[smay96]

"come on. GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME"

Oh, StarKid LOL

[FlameFeathers]

He sounds like Audrey.

[DJSmithers52]

You know what would really help here? A REDVINE!!!

[lucywa13]

it takes balls to take your pants off onstange. Haha, get it?

[yellowstar5377]

HAHA! I love this soo much.

[neonsneakers53]

"I'm not gonna fucking sing with you, just get in here and wiggle around!"

[neonsneakers53]

The awkward moment when Joey takes off his pants.

[georgiatheninja]

i just kinda wanted joe and brian to kiss.... dont judge me

[QueenieMJPop]

joe said that when brian did that thing when he put the pearls in his mouth that was the hardest scene 4 joe to not laugh. yeah brian... thats good 4 me

[najadetwo]

@QueenieMJPop lol when did he say that?

[iTak53]

"She's like medusa but the opposite" I love how the audience took awhile to figure that out

[andthenillshoothim]

"Looks like things are going swimmingly Joey."

AVPM: "Your plans to infiltrate Hogwarts on the back of my head are going swimmingly my leige!"

AVPS: "Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly."

I see what you did there, Starkid.

[andthenillshoothim]

"Don't worry, no one's going to have sex with you while I'm here." *nods reassuringly*

[klaine369]

joey to dick im not gonna let you fuck this up

[Tacoking9291]

Yes Brain Holden, that does look good to me, very good indeed