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  • this is not funny waz waitin 4 the punch line... shit

  • Like russell peters said, we will fuck you

  • No offence..what do you call indians standing in a straight line? BARCODE!

  • @a7xunlimited1 Don't get it!

  • Vishnu, Shiva, Ganesh, Brahma. Pretty massive names, huh?

  • makinh his day worst

  • lol this was funny and im a hindu

    

  • not racist lol

  • He laughed so hard,he lost his turban.

  • And by the way i forgot

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

  • Indian with blue eyes?? U gotta be fuckin kiddin me!!

  • @AnOnym0us007 its possible

  • LOL fuck ur mother asshole big punk big ass bitch niger asshole!

  • lmaooo that was retarded.

  • -_- old and over that a stupid one.

  • ?? wasn't even a joke... leave being racist...

  • thats not even true

  • lolwtf, unfunny

  • Not every one Indian is Hindu Stupidass I'm Indian and I'm Sikh And Ps Gay Vid

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  • one of my best friends mums is Indian you racist peace of SHIT!!

  • @ak77thedman The title says "racist indian joke." You click on it and get offended. What is WRONG with you?

  • @Grummsh00 why your putting this shit on youtube anyway ill never know the joke isint even funny anyway

  • @ak77thedman I didn't put this up. YOU clicked on a link that you knew would offend you, then complain when you get offended. I never said I found this funny, but at least I can read a video's title before I click on it.

  • @Grummsh00 i clicked on this video to see what crap you could up with. Its really easy to see that someone is going to be offended by this video and one of these people is me there are tuns of other people that think this video is complete rubbish why (YOU) emailed me no one nose.

  • @ak77thedman I replied because you are the one I saw. Look at it this way. I'm half-black. I definitely don't go searching for videos that say "racist black jokes" and then get shocked when (big surprise) they're racist. Why would I do that? In that same logic, why would you?

    And for the second time, I didn't put this video up, and I didn't think it was funny either.

  • @Grummsh00 your half black funny because im half black to im not judging you i dont know how made this video but someone did and im going to email him. SO STOP EMAILING ME.

  • @ak77thedman Fine with me. I was about to say the same thing.

  • @ak77thedman  I on ak77s ya bam

  • what? grow you dick? 1:47 

  • the joke itself was okay but it wasnt presented very well

  • Are you fuckin stupid?!?! Not all indians are hindu retard. One of my best friends are indian, bitch. Just get a life instead of being racist.

  • I am a hindu..and we have more jokes on ourselves than probably anyone else. LOL.

  • This was kind of corny

  • It is so lame

  • They could of at least made the indian person sound Indian - that would have made the joke funnier...

  • Damn voice made the joke not funny

  • STUPID

  • You seem to have mixed up the eye colours... indians don't have blue or green eyes. White people do. Indians have black eye colour.

  • u suck at the joke<.< u know wut first us indians dont talk like that and us indianz believe in god more than any other cultures and btw u dont greet aperson like"hey indian"retarted ,go fuck off

  • OMG THIS SUCkS Errr i mean OMA

  • i was more amazed by the fact that they have no arms, legs or neck :/

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  • niice niice vardy niiceee. ah tank you come agn!

  • i thought the answer would be, with so many gods/avatars he did not know whose name to take :P

  • LMFAO

  • dude u messed iam indian and foook u fagg boy

  • I don't care. As a Hindu I don't really find this at all offensive. It's cool. : )

    Nice animation.

  • @goingplaces11 A hindu...huh...another religious identity...no wonder there are so many communal clashes...

  • @Eternalmysteryable what are you talking about?

  • @goingplaces11 you said you are a hindu...a follower of hinduism...religion and God being illogical concepts...and you confirm to that nonsense....it's because of illogical people like this that communal wars occur..

  • @Eternalmysteryable First of all, it's conform not confirm. Second, how does my being in a religion lead to communal rifts? Third, how does my comment on here have anything to do with me being illogical? I think *you* are illogical. I commented that being a Hindu I don't feel offended by the video. I think that shows that I'm more than capable of being accepting and realizing that the video is just harmless.

  • @Eternalmysteryable If anything my comment show toward this video shows that I'm not easily insulted, unlike you. And why are you here to stir trouble? Aren't people like you, who falsely accuse an innocent person of something, act uppity and self righteous because you think only your view of the world is correct, spread hate, disturb the peace, the real ones that create trouble in the world? I think so. You definitely think that you are wise and everyone else is wrong.

  • @Eternalmysteryable You basically show in stead how narrowminded you are by not being able to accept another's views and instead trying to preach to the public how your views are the right ones. It's ridiculous. Why can't you just let believe what they want to without preaching that you're in anyway better for not believing in their views? Does it help your self esteem or something? Was on here telling people to believe in Hinduism? No. Do you take meds or something?

  • @goingplaces11 You do realize that nordic countries with a majority atheist population have the least crime rates in the world do you? Also do you know that prison statistics show that the believers constitute the bulk of prisons? Don't forget that it is because of religion that people develop abnormal logical thinking skills and underdeveloped personalities that makes them oppose gay rights, stem cell research, liberal dynamism. Just being a follower of some religion is a crime in disguise.

  • @Eternalmysteryable ... Listen self righteous person, do you also know that the nordic countries have a gdp that far surpasses the majority of the poorer nations? Financial security has more to do with the low crime rates than anyone's ideology. Do you realize that when people in Africa are starving it's nice to be able to hope for something and feel like there is something bigger than one's self instead assuming that life is and will always remain bleak?

  • @Eternalmysteryable Do you know a single thing about Hinduism? Atheism is the pinnacle of Hinduism. And all the 'Gods' are used symbolically. They are more like motivational posters that yes, even atheist put up. Did you know that a majority of Hindu gurus are atheist?? Why do you have this large inflated view of yourself? Seriously...Didn't you a learn a thing of two about humility? Because since your inane discussion here with me, all you have done is created a ruckas.

  • @Eternalmysteryable If anything, you seem to have a very narrow view of the world. You think you are right and everyone else must therefore be discredited. That's an underdeveloped personality right there. In fact I've made my points in a far more convincing manner than you have. So much for that 'abnormal logic' huh?

  • @Eternalmysteryable When you speak of gays, stem cell research, liberal dynamism....it shows you know absolutely nothing about Hinduism. You are judging one religion (Hinduism) based on the concepts of another(Christianity). Hinduism respects the transgendered community. They are not ostracized instead they are called upon to join in happy events such as the birth of a baby. Hindu 'gods' could take the form or a male and female as perfection is found in both.

  • @Eternalmysteryable Many times the Hindu 'gods' are depicted as being men and women aka transgendered and even changing sex. Hinduism is based on science more than philosophies of some random self proclaimed prophet. Yoga and meditation are scientifically borne. Liberal dynamism? What do you mean? The clowns on the streets of SF or do you mean in it's purest form: being tolerant of others? If anything, Indians and Hinduism are accepting of others.

  • @Eternalmysteryable Have you done ANY research on what you claim to know so much about? Do you really understand a concept before you negate it with such foolish egotism? Read Vivekanada but only if your ego lets you. Also when you study a concept look soley at a concept. Don't look to interpretations from illiterates and nuts to judge that concept. There are many who take Hinduism and do horrible things I don't negate that, but did Hinduism teach them that?

  • @goingplaces11 Oh yeah oh yeah...a hindu telling me to read up on some swami from the Ram Khrishna Mission...i know him very well...more so than you would ever know...i have read many books from the Ram Khrisna Mission....and i really appreciate the actual Hinduism that he potrays and not the idol worship that THE MAJORITY OF INDIANS FOLLOW.

  • @Eternalmysteryable How old are you?

  • @goingplaces11 i am as old as the planet earth :D even older perhaps

  • @goingplaces11 as old as eternity

  • @Eternalmysteryable lol then why haven't you gained the wisdom of tolerance and humility? If you think someone's ideas are horrible, do you think you'll make an impact by ridiculing them or looking down upon them?

  • @goingplaces11 Whatever...illogical folks will be illogical.,.

  • @goingplaces11 You are a shit for hindus.

  • @geekamails why? I defend when there needs defending, but i don't cry and whine at EVERY small thing. Haven't you heard this joke before? INDIANS and HINDUS use this joke. It's called laughing at yourself. Jeez you people are so uptight. Gujaratis and punjabis can laugh at themselves but the rest can't sad to say.

  • Where are their arms?

  • or gods name isnt that long

  • you seem to have a lot of hate and anger inside your soul 

  • I'm half indian and I watched this video to see how bad you could get and that was very racist and wasn't even funny the title of this video is shocking aswell when you said no offence but you can't say something racist and then say no offence WTF

  • Im not indian but this was horribly mean!

  • Look for the following video on youtube:

    I Hate Being Asian (I Wish I Was White)

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    Why Asian girls go for white guys - best explanation ever

  • It droned on....

  • what a pile of crap !!

  • I'm indian... that wasn't offensive at all. but it was also an old joke and not very funny given how long it took for the guy to say it :/

  • that was seriously lame , main point i smake a funny joke , dont care if its racist to any nash

  • Sorry but this was racist and bad....

  • @Vakdra But then again,not all from south are dark.My aunt's husband and his family are from south and they are light brown.Also there are a lot of dark Indians in Rajasthan and it's in north.Eventhough the majority of India are dark but Indians do have a lot of shades.

  • @slimhippo14 FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK YOU IN THE BUT MOTHER YAAR CHODE LICKING CURRY SAUCE MOTHER CHODARRR BITCH CHODE MODAR YAAR!!!

  • @slimhippo14 FUCK U MOTHA FUCKA COME FUCKING GOI O CHAE U ND UR MOMADOWN

  • @MrSeekerofjustice You do realize Singapore is the cleanest country in the world? and which Indian cities compare to Taipei, Shanghai, Beijing, Tokyo, Seoul?

  • boring ...boring boring......

    very boring jokes .... talking and talking...

    and no fun at all....

    its super boring jokes ....

    

  • Its funny...no offense <3

  • no offence, but I think it is making go animate look bad!

  • the indian and the white person need to switch eye colour and they made the indian guy to dark

  • @Samuel115s

    majority of Indians are that color.....don't be fooled by the light indian actors in bollywood. they all bleach their skin.

  • @Vakdra thats not true cuz im half indian and most of my family are really light and the ones that are not as light still aint that dark. people from north indian and parts of west indian are light even in the uk most indians i come across look light or at least lighter than that cartoon

  • @Samuel115s

    It is true. there are 1 billions Indians and majority of them are somewhere within that shade color. (also it is no secret that many Indians use skin lightening creams to remove their brown skin color) I know a bunch of Indians who are light but that doesn't mean they're the majority. Your family may be light but that doesn't prove anything. I went to school w/ a bunch of Indians and most of them were brown skinned and some dark. Indians in the southern region are that color.

  • @Vakdra south indians, east indians bangladeshes and srilankans are the dark ones north indians, west indians and pakistanis are the light ones. when i went to shcool a lot of the indians i saw were light brown or olive tan skin but their are also alot of punjabis in the uk and punjabis come from north india so mabey thats why i think indians are lighter

  • Just for the sake of defending my country- no, I don't approve of racism either. I like racism as much as, to quote some user, I approve of eating cats and dogs with twigs while defecating on the streets. Which doesn't happen here

  • Lol :P haha that was a nice story... But kind of boring don't u think

  • Fuck all of you motherfuckerbloodybastardrrrac­istdickbitchkillyoassfuckingbb­astardlosermothafucker white poeple im indian ahhhhhh!!!!77777!!!!!!!!!!7777­7778!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HEY! guys i dont mean to offend anyone! so sorry if i offended any of you guys. i just saw it somewhere and make a video of it

  • @bboyjkyt if u don't want to offend then y did u uploaded it?remove it

  • ????

  • Ha!! All this from a group of people who eats cats and dogs with twigs???!!!! Filthy fucking Singaporeans!!!! The Japanese should have chopped all of their heads off and forced all their women into prostitution!

  • right i dont know what ur all chattin bout cuz america and england is gonna end up like india any way if this shit with the goverment goes on were all dommed

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahah

  • The Singaporeans need to learn their place in the world! Singaporeans are simply disgusting, abhorrent and repulsive!! No wonder the whole world hates slit eyed people!!!!! W should fucking nuke Singapore!! A Singaporean's life is life unworthy of life!!! I respect cockroahes and rats more than I respect Singaporeans.... Filthy slit eyed Chinese peasants!!! It is high time that they realised that they are inferior to Indians as India has a much superior civilization!

  • @MrSeekerofjustice i agree that we cant tolerate racism anywhere, and i have nothing against indians as i did have an secret affair with a doctors wife (beautiful indian girl). but why does india claim itself as a super power if they dont even have aproper water/sewage system. and disease still dominates the country of india, i believe that india should be trying to elimnate disease from their country instead of preferring light skin and trying to eliminate dark skin

  • @mukaikof

    "i did have an secret affair with a doctors wife (beautiful indian girl)" LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yeah right!! and i am the queen of egypt!! listen, you slit eyed mongrel, slit eyed ppl are by far the most unattractive to women, by a long way! What is shown on TVis not the real India!! So why don't you go back to Singapore or any of those 2nd or 3rd world slit eye dominated cities and urinate and defecate on the streets!! VIRGIN CHINK! gook! mong!! Japanese rape victim!!

  • @MrSeekerofjustice you really have shown how ignorant you are. im half white half indian. i am not even singaporean or oriental at all. i sayed that no one should be racist against anybody. i dont even live in Asia. funny how you just pass judments and jump to conclusion. just by passing them uneducated racist remarks and assuming the wrong things that shows how jealous and insecure you really are. i am not supporting any side, i just sayed we need to put an end to racism. your an idiot!

  • @MrSeekerofjustice yeah and indian women are human too! they have urges and needs. so i see nothing wrong, maybe indians are not as open with their sexuality like white women are here in USA, but still they are intense sexual creatures cant you see the population of india for youurself.

    she happens to be a very sweet,nice,caring person and has gave me company and great love. i have spent time with her and have to admit i love her as well!

  • @mukaikof

    Weirdo! 

  • your boring. 

  • such a crappy video and non- original joke with grammatical mistakes everywhere

  • And that joke was amazingly boring and LONGGGGG !

  • Well you ignorant fucks . Litsen to me "I am an INDIAN and I DON'T GIVE A FUCKK"

    Because i hate INDIA as much as I hate any other country. We're all screwed up !

  • @coldplayian you're a paki

  • @DeepakPawndU pakkies are fucking scummy cunt XD

  • @mattysniper2k81 The sentence "Pakkies are fucking scummy cunt" doesn't even make sense. Why don't you Indian retards go back to speaking Hindi?

  • @cyberbuddy707 what i was just saying there scummy kid im english u retard

  • @mattysniper2k81 Lol? It still doesn't make any sense... :D

  • @cyberbuddy707 pakkiees and indians are dicks stilll:)

  • @mattysniper2k81 Yeah, and btw I'm English as well...

  • @cyberbuddy707 ye :/ but if the goverment keeps making these stupid rules and ppl riot over shit were gonna be like the indians a third world country:/

  • What a joke.... Boring....

  • there are too many Indians on the planet and they have a bad body odour of curry anywhere you find them, i don't care of someone reduces their population to be honest.

  • @allaccess100

    allaccess100 is an Australian posing as an Irishman!! Th Irish are NOT racist towards Indians....

  • Hello Smithers... You are ...quite-good.. at.. turning me... on.

  • Hindu gods dont have long names, you could have changed it to 'he was confuesd which god to call for help'

  • Hindu gods dont have long names, you could have changed it to 'he was confuesd which god to call for help'

  • the indian god's name is shu-sha

  • wow... so a joke where the guy already knows the joke... funny dude

  • wtf that was a joke u suck balls

  • wat da fuckk thas not cool nor funny dumbass! mabe we should make a joke of how dumb u are only knowin its u just laughing....get a lifee bitchh

  • wtf ??.. was tht a joke ??

  • hmmmm mabe u should make a good racist video about indians then u might have most of the world on your side

  • Lame as hell

  • Are we supposed to laugh at this..? This is so lame....

  • what the hell...still want to laugh....wtf?

  • Nope! i use Go animate

  • @bboyjkyt

    FILTHY SLIT EYED SINGAPOREAN!!!! I HOPE YOU GET CANCER, VOMIT BLOOD AND DIE SCREAMING!!! I HOPE YOU MEET WITH AN ACCIDENT AND GET PARALYSED FROM THE NECK DOWN!!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE SLITS THAT YOU HAVE FOR EYES CUZ THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A DEFORMITY!!! KNOW YOU PLACE IN THIS WORLD, FILTHY FUCKING SINGAPOREANS AND WASH THE BITS OF SHIT OFF OF YOUR CHINKY BUM CHEEK AFTER YOU DEFECATE ON THE STREETS IN THIRD WORLD SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!! CHINK!!!!!!! GOOK!!!!

  • Nope! i use Go animate

  • did u use microsoft samm voice?

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