British Food After A Night Out

[moev99]

Thanks for the info, I will use some of your advice when I visit. You explaining your foods is pretty funny. I had to do the same thing for a girlfriends british cousins when they got here in New Orleans last week. I hope the spicy food here did not leave a fire in their ass on that long flight back home across the pond

... LOL

[TheMitchy93]

All true, a good indian, chinese, kebab or chippy just adds to your night out, I'm from Coventry and I swear this is the only place we call 'butties', 'batches'.

[infidel1978]

Nothing better than a trip to the curry house after a beer up,Chicken tikka massala you can't beat it

[stupidintellect90]

dude, I live in the south and and everything you've just mentioned we have. I've been making crisp butties since I was 7. prawn cocktail is the best. Doner kebabs are yummy but stopped eating them when I realised that the meat boulder or whatever you call it must pick up so much filth form the air.

[Jonzey97]

woops forgot to watch the whole viedo ur not a lightweight

[Jonzey97]

Nothing better then a good old curry my personal favourite:

Chicken biriani, chicken madras, onion bajhi, popadom, nan bread, mint sauce and shijk kebab

ps. Jordan are you a lightweight who has something mild like korma lol

[emma5977]

At least you get proper fish and chips in Mancheater - you's be horrified by wnat they serve you up here in London.

[Enfluo]

aha hey man I've the same t-shirt me too! lol did you buy it at primark, didn't you? ^^

[LilKeyKey103]

i did like this video, maybe not as much as the others , but i would like to request that you do a video tour of your neighbourhood so we can see what its like and maybe then you wouldnt get as many comments about people saying that it doesn't happen where they live , this would be great if posssible , i hope its not too much to ask?

[ladybugjen04]

I love your accent. I'm watching all your videos just to hear it :)  and your kinda funny

[syemaailia]

he missed out fish n chips...

[Fummy007]

@walterbritley: we don't have Mexican takeaways so much, I don't think there are any in my town

[walterbritley]

Do you have Mexican food places over there? I live in Texas and I have 6 of them in my town.

[salvadormarley]

The only time I can eat a burger over here is when I'm drunk. Most Burgers here in England have a tendency to taste like cardboard.

The Curries are nice though.

Chinese food is uniformly awful here.

A strange thing happens to foreign people when they com to Britain - they forget how to cook good food and end up producing cuisine that is as bad as the native stuff.

[KymUk25]

nothing like a greasy egg and bacon sandwich when u get home from a night out. This video has made me very hungry! cool video! xx

[TheLockerzAddict]

u got fatter o_0

[BeTheChange151]

I'm not sure if you'll see this as there are so many comments, but I was wondering if Britain has any of the following.. sorry if these seem like stupid things to ask about:

peanut butter

ramen noodles

hot dogs

goldfish crackers

starbursts

fries

popsicles

I don't know how youtube works because I've just joined, but please let me know through a message or something. I'm moving there soon.

[tfiraz]

You either love or hate marmite its really salty and most people hate it.

[clibac]

who knows what marmite taste like. I tried to find it here but its not common in the states.

[happybuddyperson]

wtf is a donner kabab

[JaeSwiftTV]

lol donner meat?

google donner kebab

[samtheman180]

@happybuddyperson It's Turkish cusine. Meat (lamb) with salad with chilli sauce in Pitta bread. Can be very healthy if cooked right and when you're drunk it's the best food ever!

[eviefacce]

...your older, man.

[TheSMC2009]

You've aged young sire! lol quite like

[jonasbrotherssox]

i love american Onion rings in england i had some the other day =D british ones are good too xD oxox

[Chris66able]

Vindaloo is the most common curry in the UK !

Have you not seen the video with Keith Allen !

[beva901]

Check your shit man, I hate the term yank. The south called the north yanks during the civil war. It is not the civil war, nor are you the south... but If you wanna be like the south, be my guest. All you need is an annoying accent and to contract to the words you and all into y'all and you're there

[Anarchistlyism]

retarded comment...

[deatheater459]

hey i have lived in tennessee my whole life and i dont speak with the annoying accent..go me!

[BKsMassive]

:O

No doner kebabs in the US? :O

Cheesy Chips <3

Fish n Chips <3

Curry <3

[jlocopb]

A jacket potato would be a baked potato for yanks

[younghatter]

I do love a good chicken tikka rogan josh

[nickole999]

I've only heard of half the things you said. Some sound very interesting. What is a jacket potatoe? I think I know what it is but could someone still answer.

[younghatter]

@nickole999 hahahahahahaha

[sxcmel4eva]

bet u rushed out 2 the takeaway place after makin this vid :L

[Araelyn]

Doner Kabob DOES sound like a gyro which are delicious. Also, I wish I said the word classic as often and awesomely as you do.

[welshchick1993]

Can your flags make a reappearance? :P x

[domoarigato7]

Doner Kebabs sound kind of like what we call gyros made with a kind of odd looking lamb kind of meat but really tasty.

I like the expression on your face when you say "people change over night I guess". It's cute.

[sparx91]

No Doner Kebabs in the US.

You forgot Cheesy-chips. They're heaven after a night on the town. (And oddly enough, they're not done in the US either.)

[jinbo031288]

we have mixed food now indian turkish ect lmao

[blahyellow86]

my favourite british food is definetly fish and chips in a beer batter with tar-tar sauce.

[sofieewe]

listening to this makes me hungry

[MsLadyCracker]

so... i think you should come to the us... and marry me. just sayin.

[FunnyPranks]

That's probably not a bad idea..

[MsLadyCracker]

i think it's a grand investment! i'm quite nice, haha.

[aragorn3812]

nothings better than hawaiian pizza...

[b0grillaz]

you must hate your fabulous country.

[lostfanno1]

Credit to you for promoting our country (if you were) God save the Queen

[joedinho1748]

jordan lad, british tv shows would be a good'n let the foreigners into jezza kyles world, good video anyway. keep it up pal

[loggeronline]

Greetings from Mexico. I love your videos! You're funny!

[charliewgooner]

U forgot chips?!?!? lol

[FunnyPranks]

I mentioned them with pizza. But Fish/Chip shops aren't open that late.

[XHarleyBennettX]

i was w8n for you to mention donor kebab lol... :P

[niamh4592]

How about you all stop bitching about spelling and compliment the guy on his video.

Great as always :)

[loveisyou18]

I love how excited you are in this lol

But food can do that to people ;) haha

Wow, I feel like I've learned something.

And now I wan't some curry lol

And about all that nonsense below, who the hell really cares how it's spelt? Didn't you hear Jordan-people fight for it! Stop complaining about spelling and just shove that sh*t in your mouth before someone comes and tries to take it away! lol

Lets at least pretend to act our age :p

[plasticwombat]

donner kebab...must be different up north. Usually round where im from it is customary to buy a kebab after a heavy nights drinking to purge the stomach of alchohol. It comes with a ritual..First exit the club/bar and stumble towards the nearest kebab van in sight, then once you have your kebab the salad must be scattered on the ground to purify it. Once this has been done, people eat the kebab which causes vomitting- purging the stomach contents. Next time go have a look, im not wrong.

[notebookrocks2]

Wow you Manc, you really shut gamerglazer up with your knowledge. Teach that twat a thing or two about British Foods.

[DanReborn]

All about the fish finger sarnie, and of course.. the one and only.. Donner KEBAB raaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr

[netmaster96]

did you say "donut kebab"?

[FunnyPranks]

No. It's English, us English speakers pronounce it Donnar. Spelt that way.

[gamerglazer]

actually its spelt 'Donner' not 'Donnar'. more or less pronounced 'Donnar' though.

[FunnyPranks]

It;s Spelt Donner Or Donnar, depending on the region. Feel free to comment another smart ass comment and be blocked for life. Subscriber or not, couldn't give a shit for your attitude and lack of respect.

[gamerglazer]

it looks like i touched a nerve, am sorry ;). please block me for life, just shows you cant face the truth or criticism.

[FunnyPranks]

Criticism? How can you criticize something you know nothing about.. You live in the US.. Im explaining food here in the UK. Where language/spelling differs from town to town, region to region. Wikipedia or what ever your using isn't going to distinguish each town.

[gamerglazer]

ok,soz then.

[JyaLeaf1911]

@gamerglazer It's actually Döner. So shut up you arrogant little prick.

[gamerglazer]

were not in fucking samalia you prick, stop butlicking this guyz ass, its DONNER OR DONNAR IN ENGLAND WHICH IS WHAT THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT-FOOD IN ENGLAND, dont bring your fucking samalia shit into this comment page.

[JyaLeaf1911]

@gamerglazer You were the one correcting him and being a fucking dick. So I'm correcting you, and your acting the same way. Looks like I touched a nerve this time.

[gamerglazer]

how was i been a fucking dick by correcting him? i was just pointing out that it is spelt donner, and no you didnt touch a nerve, its just funny how you have the cheek to correct me when your living in samalia, ENGLISH VIDEO,ENGLISH SPELLING! maybe its doner in your country but its fucking DONNER in england so shut the fuck up and piss off.

[JyaLeaf1911]

@gamerglazer You really think I live in Somalia? I live in the UK. And for the last time it's spelt Döner. Sorry did I hit a main artery?

[WNx3fed]

I love the way gamerglazer is using what Jordan said to him as a come back ... saying how its an english video about england LOL.

Plus nice video :P

[JyaLeaf1911]

@WNx3fed Yeah he's such a little fag.

[gamerglazer]

and i love the way your mum does me in bed bitch ;)

[gamerglazer]

obviously you do live in some foriegn country-'ö' or you would not have that, our keyboards dont have that faggot, look- oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and its spelt donner, google it faggot or look on any takeaway site.

Sorry did i cum in yours mums pussyhole and then she got pregnant with a little fag like you? soz about tht.

[JyaLeaf1911]

@gamerglazer How did you make your o like that. You must be in a foreign country because you can do that o to. Oh and look, ooooooooo I can do it to. I think i hit the nerve of a 13 year old boy on the verge of puberty. Classic =)

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you for the support Leaf. He has now been blocked for consistent abuse.

[JyaLeaf1911]

@FunnyPranks No problem. Keep up the good videos.

[GeorgieW5]

@gamerglazer

God, you are so stupid.

[lilrockere]

how about

fish and chips

anyway wkd video :)

x

[DannyReddy17]

This speaks for Manchester ha ha!

some of my faves:

1) Kebab-everything on

2) chippy (if your not from the UK then your country doesn't have proper ''chips'') -chip barm

3)Indian -either chicken tika masala or madras or sometimes summat spicy

4) fish finger butty

5) chinese

6) nom nom nom awesome video

[bounty96]

top man t-shirt :)

[Supernature06]

Nesquick, Cookie Crisp and Golden Nuggets rock!

Yum.... Onion rings!

[princesspanda01]

haha so true xD

[MarshmelloMuffin]

Mm, do you support Man U?

I'm from leeds ;)

Don't worry, I still love you.

[atkinsm0607]

Crisp buttie ahah yes love them every now n then again haha,,,

beens on toast yes!! haha

also chinese hell yeah ahah.

also i love my hot food lol i prefere it haha

donna kabab haha i get them abouit 2 oclock in the morning hah

[zeldja]

British Curry Is Just Pointlessly Spicey... Indian Curry Actually Tastes Of Something...

Just My Opinion, But People Eat Hot Currys With Friends As A Sort Of Challange, Kormas And Stuff Taste Great Personally...

[brainiestben]

next video should be "chav tastes in music".show casing the utter shit that they listen too!. btw, love the show!

[IRLpirate]

Up in Yorkshire, we have spicier currys than down South. The ones in Bath are just gravy!

[GoAwayEmoCunt]

@IRLpirate

LOL.

Too true.

[Platysoma]

haha Kebab

[88ST3V307]

new years eve. 2 chicken and shish kebabs. nomnom

[Moviebro]

I think I asked for this video way back when.

[ALLINKNOTS]

I understood about 40% of what you said in this video. I usually understand most of what you say, but I guess today's not my day for British accents lol. I understood jacket potato, but I had to google it and I think your talking about baked potatoes.

[spooner2006]

I actually found this video better than some of the last few.. Loved it mate.. I normally go for the chicken burger on a drunk night.. 1/2pound.. nomnom

[swedishgorilla1]

Hey I saw a video of you going to Chicago, and then I saw on a reply comment you made that said you couldn't say why you went there because of contracts. Is that still an issue, if no then why did you go?

[mstax]

Any good all-you-can-eat places around? We have several here in the SF Bay Area... including Indian cusine places!

[belamoure]

Fabulous food them all! Toast bean and crumbling of Bolton cheese seemed to be a favourite somewhere in Wells (GB).

[phoenixtilidie]

According to somebody I know in continental Europe they jerk off into kebabs. Something to do with the turks not liking the Europeans. Dunno if it's true. :?

[mandrewtrow]

kebabs are so cheap as well

i used to get a shed load of meat for like 1quid :D

[phoenixtilidie]

@mandrewtrow Costs me 4.50 :(

[mandrewtrow]

@phoenixtilidie mine was probably cat/pigeon (Y) being that cheap haha

[phoenixtilidie]

@mandrewtrow Lol probably. But we're reet posh round ere in Bolton we get it from sheeps!! :P

[gerrard8pool]

Great Vid Jordan! 5/5

[redhot654]

I like sausage rolls from Gregg's :D

[SlightlyRandomX]

i think im like the only meat eater in britian not to have ever had a kebab :L

[LittleMetalBottleTop]

In New Orleans they have hot dog vendors on the corners in the French Quarter for all the drunks. Kebab mystery meat reminds me of the mystery water for the hot dogs. No one really knows!

[zepdec]

In the US, we have gyros which are similar to doner kebabs, but you can't really get them at night (at least where I live in Iowa). After a night out here, people like to eat tacos from taco bell or pizza (or taco pizza). Depending on how drunk they are or if they can get someone to drive them, a lot of people will eat at 24 hour restaurants like Perkins or IHOP and order breakfast really late at night. It's always fun to watch them. Great video

[FunnyPranks]

We don't have 24 hour restaurants here, so thats why we are all slaving over the fried food :P

[rainbowsandwar]

Yeah, I second the Perkins and IHOP. Everyone I know goes to Perkins, because there's so many of them around. I remember stopping at a Perkins after 2am once, and there were a whole load of kids already in there, haha.

This video made me hungry, though.

[SuperTravisbickle]

I love a good kebab. It is true about the meat though. Nobody knows where it comes from. Curry and Chinese are good as well. I have never heard of people buying jacket potatoes from takeaways though. I might check that out

[Sparxdd]

here in the US, i have not even heard of the kabob you talked about..i'm in seattle WA

[DomoRSMV]

rogan josh and jalfrazi are fucking nice man, but true vindaloo are nice for a kick :)

[solidkid95]

Chips with curry sauce :P And those shitty chicken places like Sam's chicken they are amazing.

[giftedkid26]

Lamb Tikka Vindaloo? Psh, Butter Chicken is WAY better :P

And woo, cheeseburgers and onion rings! :)

5/5

[jscblah]

It sounded quite wrong at "I've enjoyed a few Indians".

Hot food is the way forward!

Oh yeah and garlic mayo is good on doner kebabs, apparently they're made of lamb but I doubt that very much.

[GungHoforHostess]

donair kebab = shawarma?

[amie2kay7]

Yeahh there exactly the samee :)

[FRANKYJXx]

Toast and salted butter mmmmm

[FunnyPranks]

Never heard of that!

[wordy1234]

Great video you like all the same food as i do.

[FunnyPranks]

Pass it on Wordy boy ;)

[DangerousDan777]

Still No Thanks .. God ! :P ;)

[xxerubadhrielxx]

you forgot chips and cheeeeese!

[PurpleGurl82]

definatley!! chips and cheese with garlic sauce!!

[funnyhunny07]

iv seen and eaten kabobs and the meat really looks like cat and dog mushed together and cooked..but taste heavenly after a night out!

[Misklassiestkittykat]

God I live for fish and chips lol with malt vinegar..

[Misklassiestkittykat]

Omg! Nacho's,pizza, and some like to go out for breaky to an all night pancake rest....Do you like fish and chips after a night out? Oh and I love beans and toast grew up with that one good comfort food lol. TTFN British man overseas

[FunnyPranks]

Im covering Fish and Chips in another type of Food video, but you cant buy that late at night.

[Tundraclap]

Just wondering, what's made you decide to return to making regular videos?

[FunnyPranks]

I always loved making the videos, i never wanted to stop. But i had so much work lately, personal stuff etc.. i just couldn't do it anymore. Then i thought i needed to get back on the horse. Shoot the videos out. The amount of support i received i couldn't let people down.

[kaley69uk]

we have a pie shop in wakefield, very popular lol

[whatyoufuckingwant]

So, you're patriotic?

[CoBRA0245]

i love these videos love listening about our selves and a good video to watch if ur wanting to chill out on utube :D

[swannavon]

When I was in England I liked having the cheese, Branston Pickle, jacket potatoes, beans on toast, and of course Indian, and Bombay mix.

[JAMamation]

haha at the doner kebab part of the video. everythin ur sayin in it is true XD its somet like 0.1% lamb when its called a lamb doner kebab wtf lol

[vicstarr1992]

im from the north west, i definately agree with the doner kebab, almost everyone ends a night out with a kebab. me and my friends though like cheese and chips or sexy chips as they are known here :)

[FunnyPranks]

CHEESY CHIPS! HOW DID I FORGET! This is what happens when i improv it all! Oh well.

[missekat0210]

(estrange comments from other viewers I see)... this video was fun Jordan, it is so true, after a night out you only wanna eat these thing you mentioned, it just has to be good and tasty hehe

In Spain the top 3 most popular food after a night out are: kebab, pizza and burger (bye bye to the Mediterranean diet lol)

[rockjumper1234]

All sounds good

[Skadoosh1Up]

NOT ERROR! Woop.

[TriViAnDiSgUiSe]

ye its working, good vid keep up the hard work

[CCTProduction]

Working Now

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks dude.

[alexbenzo]

error

[FunnyPranks]

Sorry about this everyone. Youtube seem to be making this a tradition in my videos. Keep trying!

[CCTProduction]

Error!

[FunnyPranks]

Working now

[JAMamation]

error occured D: nooooo

[FunnyPranks]

Let's get use to this..

[JAMamation]

lol now its just a blank screen.

[FunnyPranks]

Working now

[JAMamation]

yaay ok now im gona watch the vid :)