Beards

[EphraimRodrigez]

really ? you didnt even mentioned wheezywaiter ?? he has a legion of beard lovers behind him

[caliindica]

@MRhydrogen100..Same here dude...it does really help.

[caliindica]

Ive been growing mine for a bit over two weeks and have to say...i'm impressed.33years old and have never grown one.Time to man up.Plus I think theres some sort of beard revolution going on?Call it beardvolution.Grow those beards fuck society is right!!!

[Floydzkrieg]

That's it, I'm finally doing it: I'm growing a beard. I've had goatees, van Dykes and even mutton chops, but at 24 years the time has come. The time of the BEARD. FUCK SOCIETY.

[WhiteIronMikeTyson]

My beard has bashed people for looking at it sideways.

[jfnuyen]

I often think women have an a programed dislike for a beard because it represents masculinity that is being attacked by feminism. Most women are followers and feminists seem to be dominate in leadership roles. I would bet feminists are against beards as a whole. Of course, if a man who has a beard does not keep it clean and trimmed, no one is going to like it that well.

[swing2bop1]

beard envy

[fargon123]

I totally didn't expect to see Devendra in this video, very nice! He had a pretty cool beard

[BandCShow11dy6]

i have a total crush on beards i love them! and when a man goes bald and grows a beard thats called flipin it

[Notled2]

Got new beard video update! Month 2 of 12! Hope you dig it! Subscribe!

[MrZombieRyan]

havent shaved since my 19th birthday. been 2 years... i'm not going back beards FTW

[MRhydrogen100]

ive decided to grow my beard out, im currently watching videos to get syked up

[mustard286]

15, had my beard since i was 13, and i love it.

[Nudge504]

I would give her a free mostache ride,

[msmith5150]

Beards rule!

And this chick is so hot!

[casusbelli15]

The pensive chinstroke @ 1.59 is infinitely more satisying with a beard.

[robair9911]

I found your verbiage most verbose.

[Sigfofosauer]

You spend more time shaving every 2-3 days than taking care of a beard...

so,,,, Fuck with the "shave"

[TheJobFish]

My beard is my pride and joy. If only I could get little birdies to live in it like Peter Griffin.

[Volvandese]

Here here for beards!

[KjWa13]

beards are for men. period end of story get over it.

[5033481boy]

holly shit at 00:42 the guy looks exactly like my chemistry teacher exept my teacher has hair but he shaves it clean off so it looks like a full set of the 5'oclock shadow and hes slimmer

[RiVa667]

my grandfathers had beards,my father has a beard and you bet you ass ill have a beard too. suck it media bitches

[honeysingh14324]

Nice video for inspiration,,, and we thanks for all people who wear beard and make them friendly with nature and want to change the world .. Excellent my all friends and join the site (Beard.org)on facebook.twitter etc.

[Olizandrey]

She's Hot!

[USAisAntiWhite]

Great breast.

[sickbastard80]

i shaved my beard cos i got lice in it and got really itchy..

aAHHHHH JUST KIDDING. 

i got rid of my beard cos my boss made me to

if i could fight somebody sporting a full beard

i'd fight my bosss

[panarkas]

Thumbs up if you think Gillette and Bic must shut down.

[digglyda]

I shaved off my last Beard and I stay clean shaven only 'cos of the notion that women "don't like Beards". I like having a beard so WHY do I care what women think about them? Will I really never get laid again if I go back to having a Beard? Should I even care? I'm wearing a weeks growth of stubble now and can't decide whether I should go shave or not.

[Lieutenantrahhax]

@digglyda As a distinguished gentelman I can assure you that even if you never get laid again you will, infact be the idol of every man that you know who will admire you endlessly for doing that which they lacked the timidity to undertake.

[ambidexterity1]

@digglyda Or you can just trim it every week or something.

[AnimalCarnage]

I love my beard. As far as I'm concerned, only women don't have facial hair. That corner "pencil thin" beard that they showed. That's not a beard. That's a Fag-Stach. Whatever happened to masculinity?

[lavalizard3]

My job doesn't permit facial hair of any kind. It sucks.

[cattlexing]

@lavalizard3 does it also involve a tie?

[lavalizard3]

@cattlexing Of course -_-

[Madnessin1987]

i hav a beard

[djtron1x]

<== Beard wearer.

Beards are best, screw the rest.

[Notled2]

Amen sister, thanks for a great video!

[19NoNuM85]

I have a beard.



[getlikemc]

i was wondering if any one could tell me how i could get the hair on my balls to stop growing and the hair on my face to start

[cattlexing]

@getlikemc start playing with your chin :)

[slamminhole69]

girls like a baby face, WOMEN prefer the bearded man

[tareqak]

@slamminhole69 i think in this case they are looking for a frined to share secrets with than a man and you can share lotions and do your nails together its cute but there is another terminology for that

[librano]

woot! Joanne! Old school Rocketboom!

[mtlpwns]

women with beards look like men, men without beards look like women

[x2thay]

I cannot grow a beard... Just how sad is that?

[aintnopity]

@x2thay hey its not always good to have much facial hair...it often goes together with hair on your chest, your back and even your...butt

[rymaly]

where is wheezy waiter_

[bfef123]

amen!!

[Bidmartinlo]

MUST. GROW. BEARD.

[dodo00o00]

This bitch is Joanne or something, used to do MTV news when they aired.

[karn33333]

There are two kinds of people without beards woman and children.

[tareqak]

@karn33333 actually where i live even some women have beards,,,lol

[karn33333]

@tareqak in Soviet Russia beard has you!

[jimdsnow]

Id like to tickle her with my beard.

[MrZacharyFisher]

you have a beautiful neck.

[rockvanisher]

thanks woman, from a full bearded man, i salute you

[LP0FireBird0LP]

0:24 Justin Foley! :D Killswitch Engage!!! EPIC beard!

He shaved it off though!!!! D:

[randolphsonone]

wake up, men have beards. There is no decision to it. Only women do not have beards. Those who spend time preening in mirrors everyday to remove their beards are the ones doing what is unnatural.

[TriathDreamer]

@randolphsonone Of course it's not unnatural.

[rocksoliddude1]

this video sucks

[mitchnesbitt]

my bearf cycles with the seasons.

winter, full on beard. summer, 5 o'clock shadow

[AirBorn183]

Beard Liberation Front, lolwut?

[littlelogic92]

check out "year of the beard"

-2009

[haproductions01]

2:01

is that tim from underoath?

[RottingFlesh420]

@haproductions01 no its not tim from underoath its sum austrailian dude that rode his bike for 5 months and let his beard grow the whole time lol.

[thebassman10101]

0:23 J FO!!!

[jazzman07]

i have a beard, and i believe it has helped me break the ice with people.

[johnmalory26]

do chicks like beard?

[WestySimas]

@jazzman07 I have a very long beard and I haven't trimmed or cut anything since July 2007. I have had some of the most humorous exchanges with people. When women ask me when I'm going to shave my beard, I tell them when they grow one themselves. Shaving was considered effeminate. What is interesting is the beard

Brett Keisel of the Steeler's has going. He really looks awesome with it. It is just hard to get someone used to it but eventually they get over it.

[cekinxxx]

@jazzman07 how is that?

[cdNirvanafooFighters]

i laugh my ass off when i saw jon lajoie with pedophile beards XD

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

ME TOO!! :D that was my favorite part of this video :p

[TheElectricHeat]

I didn't think beards required so much thought. If you're looking for a job, cut it off... if they can't fire you, grow it out!

[citroenaxxx]

do girls like beards?

[Alkarin11]

depends on the girl. some girls totally dig hairy guys...some hate it.

[PhilosophicalOddity]

Some girls don't think they like beards until they get to know one. There are a lot of misconceptions flying around (as you will have seen in the above video) and people are often put off by things which are simply not true. It really is a shame.

[citroenaxxx]

beacose in my case it grows me mustage and bear chin , but in the malar area dont, i feel like a freak, but i have know a lot of girls ho says that it dos´nt matter, it matter the personality and the complete person

[PhilosophicalOddity]

Of course it doesn't really matter if you have a beard or not - or if it only grows in certain places.

The most important thing is that you RESPECT the beard.

Know yourself and know your face and you will get the right kind of girl.

[citroenaxxx]

thanks

[Iamnotaparakeet]

Commander William Thomas Riker FTW

[1qewretry]

what's the tune at 1.49?. I can't get it out of my head.

[StartTheShooting]

jon lajoie!

[kylecrutchfield]

That chick is totally not witty. You can tell she's not funny or smart enough to write this schtick herself. Someone tell her to stop making those cute little "i'm funny and witty" faces. No one is impressed with your terrible ability to read off a teleprompt. Hooters may hire you. You can be moronic there. What does a female know about the manliness of a full strong beard. Maybe she can write a story about dolls

[R3dstorm86]

I do'nt care about the beard thing....I just want to have sex with her face.

[Gozaburo1]

You need a girl...if you can get one.

[bigwoolleypenguin]

Ive always had a beard , since I was around 18. It is odd how something so natural is viewed so oddly. Surely it is much " odder " to go to the trouble of shaving everyday . Also youll notice how guys who shave / think shaving is normal , dont shave their heads . If youre going to shave , why only shave your face and leave the hair on your head ? Surely it would be much more logical , if you are going to shave , to do the whole lot ?

[PhilosophicalOddity]

I must agree with you BWP. I've had a beard since it stopped growing in patches. A quick once-over with a comb of a morning is a lot more sensible than spending ages (and plenty of money) dragging sharp things across one's face.

I think, though, that not all people can carry off the beard - they feel intimidated by it.

[FullLionMoon]

Beards are funny. I've been growing mine for almost eight months now, and I've gotten all kinds of comments from people around town. It's kind of weird that letting something natural happen to my face has gotten me so much attention...

[m98m99]

i like to ask this woman , what is your actual point ? what are you tryying to say in here ? do you think every one is willing to waste his or her time by watching your ignorant statment ?

[Maciste2000]

What song is this 2:00 ??? Anyone knows?

[af1guysays]

I think it's called "You suck dick"

[Baumwolljacke]

It´s very funny to see those "real men" here spreading such crap like: "you need to have a beard to be a real guy!!"..yeah that would be true if a real guy was a man without any brain. I´m tall, athletic and go to university..I shave my face but i´m pretty sure that i am a man.

So just shut up and return to the jungle

[oconnorthelegend]

"I´m tall, athletic and go to university."

That doesnt make you sound gay in the slightest...

[KebabMartinSH]

You know, I'm not sure that you are a man... And I seriously doubt that you're tall, athletic and go to university. Those kind of people rarely brag about it.... THey don't have to, you see.

[oconnorthelegend]

A beard is the mark of a real man.

None of you snivelling queers can grow pubes let alone a beard.

[sk8bamsk8]

Having a beard makes you look like a paedophiles and rapists thats why people don't like them

[kolpinj]

or a cult leader, Taliban member, Rabbi, Viking metal band member, biker, Rastafarian, creepy villain with goatee, redneck, wizard, or very unusual woman

[KebabMartinSH]

Ooo, wizard!:D

[oconnorthelegend]

Im guessing your old man has got a beard. Did it used to rub against you when he came into your room late at night and nonce you?

[DudeOfManyNames]

lol i couldnt stop laughing when it refered to that Jon Lajoie video with the pedophile rapist picture

[flashpointtt]

Real men have beards. The practice of shaving the beard off was first started by people of Lot, they were homosexuals and we're the first to introduce the idea of shaving the beard, i.e. to look like women. This is historically proven. Further...

You see a lion? He is not clean faced is he? So if you wanna be a man, if you wanna be a lion, grow your beard and stop being a little girl. And STOP making your face look like a frozen chicken.

Long live the beards!!

ALLAH AKBAR! :D

[JuggaloNinjaClown]

uhhm i like vaginas

[regalfloors]

People with beards should be shot. They're all sex offenders.

[joet93]

who is she haha? shes gorgeous

[MRBEARDJAMES]

Thank you maker of the video. I try to live up to grand philosopher / wizard elements of being a Beard a person called with a Beard, my channel is MRBEARDMA.

[WEareSPARTAAAA]

nigger

[PhilosophicalOddity]

Beardism... Of course!

I am a proud beard wearer and a staunch believer in beard equality.

What can we do to stamp out this discriminatory practice?

Compulsory beards? (Or would that just demonise the beard..?)

Talking of which - why is the devil always pictured with a beard?

Some thoughts...

Phil

[finalriothaylesurock]

is this vid 4 real

[GEAR414]

i think they give the devil that spikey beard to make his face more angular (or triangular) and more scary/evil

[KebabMartinSH]

Ever noticed that God, too, is pictured with a beard?

[PhilosophicalOddity]

You're right! Jesus too - that's 2:1 to the good guys.

[KebabMartinSH]

And Chuck Norris too! 3:1!

[PhilosophicalOddity]

Lenin had a beard, didn't he? He was pretty bad.

But then, we can't forget Father Christmas! He counts double...

[KebabMartinSH]

Indeed he does! So let's face it, the good guys win!

[Alkarin11]

no he had a goate...if you consider that a beard is debatable. hes only the reason the whole 'villian petting a cat while sitting in a chair' thing came along. and lenin was just a total bad ass

[PhilosophicalOddity]

Did Lenin have a cat!? I would pay good money to see a video of Lenin sitting with his back to camera in a big chair, slowly swiveling round, stroking a cat and saying something like.

"No Mr. Trotsky, I expect you to renounce the Menheviks and turn to Bolhevism!"

Or something similar...

[Alkarin11]

just type in lenin and cat into youtube and you will find the video. its only about 8 seconds long.

[PhilosophicalOddity]

Excellent!

Now who do I pay my good money to?

[Alkarin11]

the local charity

[helvetica777]

Shaving the beard and body hair is the most effeminate thing you can do.

[hamidmushtaq]

ya true. And did u notice that with rise of feminism, beards have become less common. it may be due to the fact, that lesbianism and bisexuality among women have increased due to feminism and now more women like men who appear like a woman!

[RENEDU2]

stop pretending to be smart..and show us YOUR beard down there

[shutdownthefed]

what a beautiful woman

[PorsukToros]

no the woman is a regular woman, but the accent... drives me crazy, hot.

[unionofonion]

God those are awesome beards.

[unionofonion]

To truly appreciate a beard, you must grow one.

Only then can you call yourself a man! lol

[13lackfriday]

hahaha I love all the metaphors used to describe beards...highly innnovative

nice theory with the "compensating"

[zevn7tp]

I'd like to see her beard..! he.h.eh.eh

[BeyondTheCemetery]

2:08 was a bit of a speech.

[kh4n5]

i have a beard yay

[kotraquin]

many women shave thier vaginas today yet men love it. it's alomst like ever one has a lolita fetish :(

[marpoq]

more importantly, people are trying to call everyone a pedophile for any reason they possibly can; as if it were a fad

[Incantare999]

you're a weirdo.

[kotraquin]

thank you

[asperin]

If beards were a women thing, 99% of women would grow it to show their femininity and hate on men that want them to shave it.

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

Well, the fact one gender gets beards are the reason they are masculine, there is really no other reason. Some do feel strongly that a shaven face is ladylike, as shown in Shakespeare.

Leonato: You may light on a husband that hath no beard.

Beatrice: What should I do with him? Dress him in my apparel and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth is not for me

[asperin]

I made that comment because I see that women are more happy with looking like women than men with looking like men.

In the last decades, men has been feminized a lot.

[unionofonion]

Yes asperin because a lot women have been given too much appreciation, so many generally think that they're better than men and act superior to try and dominate men as if treating them like they're genetic garbage.

It's rather annoying.

The feminism act shouldn't have been made if it gets blown this far out of proportion.

[lazyboi368]

mostly because now women have a huge say in what they want men to look like, and men have been forced to alter their looks. Guys truly just want to please gals and if becoming more feminine is it, then so be it.

[isolationeitheror]

"appressiation"

[KingRobbStark]

Beards are freaking awesome, you can hide your weed in there.

[1Jedthered]

ahahahaha just like that SNL skit

"You know what I'd do if that was mine? I'd put my weed in there. Yup, right there."

[KingRobbStark]

Beards are freaking awesome, you can hide your weed in there.

[Requiem4aGod]

awesome

[MilitantOldLady]

beards are as cool as having machineguns on your face!

i refuse to shave just because some homosexuals said its "not nice"....gaytards!

[DerKannibale]

Beard Power!!!!

[bloodreighn]

I has a beard! =P

[isolationeitheror]

devendra banhart @ 0:23

[KingRobbStark]

Cool huh?

[yavq]

smart n hot

[mervin3x]

aww men i wanna grow 1

[kozzy09]

at 1:51 u can see jim morrison, the best rock vocalist ever!

[goransin01]

Don't take this the wrong way but you sound jealous of us men. But you know... there are hormone medications that can help you out. I think you would look quite striking with a long biker 'stash.

[FenderMetalShredder]

15 years old and proud to be growing out a chin beard and mustache. All summer long.

Beards are natural. If you can do it and want to do it, then do it.

[skepticoz]

I wasn't a big fan of beards at first, but It's one of those things that just grows on you.

[FrazzledChicken]

Quite Literally D=

[asubjectiveopinion]

I love having a beard. It's like having a very docile pet that attaches itself to your face and lives solely on conditioner and intercepted soup, like a cuddly version of one of those face-sucking alien things from Alien.

[joyrose52]

do woman realy like beards? i think mine is cool

[BCombs08]

it is more of a european attraction, or in other words european girls like it more than american girls

[saintaureus]

hahaha, that "pedophile beards" video by jon lajoie is hilarious

[pomeroy82]

She is fucking hooooooooot!

[djang03]

I'm glad she doesn't have a beard.

[Crazyfred22]

agreed

[oldskoolrocker1992]

shes so hot

[straylynx]

It was said by an old swedish journalist Johan Lindström Saxon, that "All normal women like men with beards. They instinctivly feel that just these are real men. For a woman there is a lot of pleasure touching a mans beard with her naked cheek. And she feels, in the words of the french proverb 'A kiss without a beard, is like and egg without salt.' "

:D

[Pinesol23]

i'm proud to grow a beard..

[Moriremtots]

omg she is hot

Facial Furniture! I love it. I love my beard, even though I would totally get my butt kicked if I stepped out of the house with the guys beard at 1:06. I think beards are masculine, mu