Voicemail Theater Best of Part 1

[fostero1]

its like 1, i like tits, 2, these tits are nice, 3, these tits are the beeeesssttt tits rule. penis

[IceyIronMan117]

What about, "I made you a muffin!" and the kid who did the Billy Mays impression?

[Jaymersun]

i stuck a guy named mr pickles in the ass

[AgentSkullx]

What the fuck am i doing.

[HippieChicK123TM]

2:37 I lmao'd SO hard LOLOLOL.

[thetreeregimovies]

2:22 is from half life 2

[ohshnap113]

0:52 i lmao'd so hard

[joelparker13]

I will never look at tabasco sauce, glue sticks and rubber bands the same again

[PivotProDD]

The first one is my favorite.

[athens8000]

i just about lost it at 2:24.

LOL

[pollosantamaria]

the first one i so epic xD

[rednecksniper96]

hi jesus lol

[glitcher999]

wait a minute! it doesnt rain inside wtf am i doing?! EPIC

[zcokeen]

LOL 2:24

[karnin655]

gd ol half-life...

[uber1234567]

Is 2:04 supposed to be a reference to chris crocker? (Leave britney alone!)

[Peanutslayer2]

ummmmm duh.

[killerman9911]

ya lol leave britney alone plz lol fag chriss cocker

[uber1234567]

WTF is with 0:19!?

[DecMan41]

Jesus:Wuz up Nubb? LMFAOCOPTERZ!

[WoWultiplayer3355]

2:01 was hilarious

[01gibson]

half life 2 zombie sounds!

[mu696]

i stuck a guy named mr.pickles in the ass LOL

[angelghat]

LMAO

[jonu67]

HE HATES BEES xD

[N3L50N2580]

tits are the bessssssssssst

[mrmuffin1234]

i loved the machinimos

[sasorirules912]

WAIT IT dosent rain inside WHAT HTE FUCK AM I DOING

[fubous]

Part of this complete breakfast.

[kingdragon97]

machinimaos lol the best breakfest

[MetalGearR3X]

"Cow....Meatloaf...*gasp* Grill Cheesee!" that's the best

[pokey9989]

"Hai Jezuz!"

[CorsairAscariStudios]

I love the old intro LOL!!! "WHHY, That's BULL SHIT"! Genius!

[kevin52495kc]

hi jesus

[Abyzz42]

bees elite is the fucking bee's knees

[YimYum]

bees elite is the fucking bee's knees

[LazerzBlaze]

hl2 zombie hate bees

[az123456789jrdude]

that waz funy but cut out the fukin jesus bit

[YimYum]

why the fuck qwould u cut it out its hella funny you religous nut bar

[EchoesOfDawn752]

Part of this complete breakfast!

[dobermans4ever]

leave britany alone! lol

[lilnaruto134]

2:24 is a sound of a burning zombie off of half life 2 lolololoollol

[halo1maaster]

2:41 is the best! *.*

[bodenking]

The elite at 2:24 sounded like a headcrab zombie.

[KonichiSakai]

It was. :O

[PvtSkittles12]

0:19 rules!

[funnycomedyfan]

2:51 XD tits rule...and penis

[Zeon1992]

the zombie one is the best.

[xXYewTewbXx]

end of the link is U_gly ROFL!

[runekid2]

soz fo posting

[runekid2]

soz and my name isnt kiki lolz and i wasnt raped or anything lolz...

[TheShadowOfDeathClan]

half life 2 zombie sounds lol

[jhentros]

your tits are rule

[NightZaber]

one sounded like a headcrab zombie

[RulerOfCydonia]

It was a headcrab zombie

[AwesomeMattMachine]

machinima

the anti drug

XD

[rwarrawr]

1:48 xD was funny

[RisingShadow890]

I haven't been able to sit down for two days and I think I'm in love.

[coldles]

WOW at 2:29 - 2:30 i didnt know the zombies said "help me" i thought it was all jibberish and aughguhahf kinda stuff...

[garaof]

1:55 was my fav

[kkaayynniinnee]

I don`t like bees either.

[killercomby]

2:23 rofl

[babygurlbiane]

holy shit my fav 2:13 my baby bro saw it and he was fucking laughing hard!!!!!!!!! XD

[foundationagain]

I STUCK A GUY NAMED MR. PICKLES IN THE ASS, lol

[P1N0YPR1DE1997]

MR. PICKLES IN THE ASS is my bro lol

[finster42]

30 to 45 i laughed so much :P

[midwayhalopro]

omg get over it yes we all know its the scream from half life 2 big who cares

[beeaaastlyyy]

lmao hates bees

[ShadowOfIntent90]

2:24 sounds like the zombies from half life 2

[killerman9911]

does this armour make me look fat dfgjfgkjahbjgjrgbsjefjksf

[turbomonkey138]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING ?????

[silentd0ct3r]

ahahahha the glue sticks and rubber bands aahahhaha

[Wine30]

0:30

ftw

[Jockster14]

LOL 2:24

[iliketobuystuff]

lmao 'Twinkies much?' that ws fuckin hilarious

[H0ck3yfAn18]

lol funny shit

[halodude123456]

OMFG they stole 2:22 from Half Life 2 with the zombie on fire while screaming played backwards

[SammyTheSic]

1:06 LMAO

[codiody666]

2:22 best lol Hl2 zombie on fire

[Surya112]

The first one isn't even remotely funny, it's just retarded.

[1337mp3s]

It's a quote from makemebad35's video: Losing Complete Sanity.

[TrAnSfOrMiE]

twinkies much

[DragonVictor]

MAN YOU ARE FUCKING RETARTED

[DragonVictor]

WHAT THE-THE FUCK AM I DOING?!!

[hzsurfer]

am... pen is?

[ArgentinianTraceur]

OMG, 1:23, haha, i couldve done a better job with the zombie. XD

[BF2lover59]

the second one was the best

[jubloom95]

Baah cow baah meatloaf baah gasp! grilled cheese

[dopsonr]

hahaha tits

[GodlyChaosTV]

The Best part of wakin up is machinima in your cup!!

[elsha3r2]

HE HATES BEES LOLOLOLOLOLololololololoololol­oloLoloLOLOLOLOLLololl

[ludatic326]

arg!MACHINIMA O'S!!

[Zeldaman007]

MACHINIMA-Os!!!!!!!!

[Urnameplz]

LOL!fuckin 3rd one was so funny and random

[Corey5900]

1:29 lmfao

[elsha3r2]

TITS YAY

[duraine22]

laev 1spellcaster1 alone!!!!!!! leav him alone lololol jk

[linkmasterx2]

lol Tits

[1spellcaster1]

ure a gay-ist fag

[WhyteHoodNegra]

ummm did i fucking say something too you bitch??? besides youve got enough problems with a name like "spellcaster" warcraft pussy bitch

man up virgin

[TheCityOfKingsALC]

the second one was just really random...but yeah, 2:25 the best!

[mybestfreindplank]

Holy shit 2:25

[HKmarhod]

OMG LOL

[elsha3r2]

the fucking screaming is so fucking funney i pissed my self and im not embarrased to tell

[elsha3r2]

2:25 the best

[1spellcaster1]

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

[skynoob1996]

1:27 to 1:45 :D

[1spellcaster1]

2:35,sounds like zombie from zom mod in cs:s

[bittmunch]

It's the zombie from half life 2 :)

[Villain161]

2:24 is the best rofl

[taurenguy23]

i agree with villain616

[mixtertrix]

hahahahahaha HELL YEAH!! i cant stop laughing when i see it hahaha

[1spellcaster1]

WHAT THE THE FUCK AM I DOIN HERE!

[1spellcaster1]

haahahhahahahahahahah

[robross1992]

R.I.P Mr Pickles ;(

[ludatic326]

tits r the BEST!!

[bzk3000]

whyed that guy stick mr pickels in the ass?

[noobhater655]

tit's rule tiits r awsum tits and um...penis!

[Sac077]

Hey do you have to send a voice message or a video?

[olatimer]

voice message

[KrakenKing180]

2:24, rofl.

[halomaster78]

i stuck a guy named mr pickiles in the ass. LOL!!!!!

[IDK642HALO]

i think number 3 is the best wheres the elite is hiding and crying and the camera cant find him!!!! LOL

[Elemental206]

The Half-Life zombie had to be the best.

[HaloFreakzzz]

WTF the first voicemail here is such bullshit he copied that line from makemebad35... make ur own funny lines dont coppy others u lazy ass..

[IWIN888]

Get off your lazy ass and get a life HaloFreaks (go to school you fat tubalord cock sucking whore lololololol) (sorry).

[HaloFreakzzz]

uh wtf... i dont see how any of that relates to what i wrote???? i jsut said he copied makemebad thats it..

[Gaarashibaku789]

cow..baaa meatloaf...baaa _gasp griled chesse

[embocaj]

1:47 = ahahaha

[kyover2000]

omg this so awesome

[lorcan0c]

pause at 1:53 before all the stuff popps up

Arby n chief e9!

[Ray58589]

Lolo 2:24 is from Half Life 2.

[jonathanpolkm]

hahahaha best one is

LEAVE briny ALONE!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

lol best and funniest one

[thesickness882]

grilled cheese....

[k1u2r3t4i5a6n7g8o9u0]

machinima o's

[wiiconsole2]

wtf hl2 zombie sounds because hes scared of beez!?

[LostUntilTomorrow]

lol, he REALLY hates bees.

[MrCheeto44]

and.... penis

roflmao

[DrZen007]

1:23 lol

[dmanschaumbizzie]

1:46 best voicemail from any episode yet.

[TFKILLAH]

tabasco glue stick and some rubbabands lmfao

[SpartanXLVIII]

"Machinima-O's!!!!"

"Can I make a shoutout? Hi Jesus!"

ROFLOL

[Mrspacmanishot]

i love 1:23 made me like piss my pants so funny

[Hellmurdura1]

Shout out to Jesus. lol

[GamingDude360]

LEAVE BRIITNEY ALONE!!!

[kdauga1]

Anybody knows who the hell the kid is at the beginning O_o

[limeboy44]

its some kid a dude recorded off xbox live

[WeeMiniMoose]

LMFAO

"Once he brought out the Tabasco sauce, glue sticks and rubber bands things got hot and heavy. I haven't been able to sit down for two days."

[Draconic74]

at 2:30, he was playing the zombie sounds from Half Life 2 through his headset. Very nice.

[STALKERX9]

On the jesus part what means the "...copterz"?

[350magnum2]

lolololololol so hard at 2:02-2:07

[bestpkerown1]

one tits rule 2 tits are the best lol

[ninjablue4392]

lol

At 2:23 is the Zombie from Half-Life 2

AND ALL YOU 360 LOSERS! PLAY IT ON THE COMPUTER! DON'T GET YOUR SHITTY ASS ORANGE BOX FOR 360, IT FAILS!

[HAJS5]

Hey, I Have O.B. on my PC and the 360

(that rhymed because I'm awesome!)

[ninjablue4392]

Good then, you are a true Half-Life fan, unless you haven't played Half-Life 1....

[HAJS5]

If you haven't played half-life then you shouldn't play the squeal(I also did that with halo(When I got an xbox halo 2 was already out, but I bought halo first))(It's one of my gaming rules.)

[ninjablue4392]

A lot of people don't even play the campaign which is sad, in my old Halo 2 days, me and my friends were discussing stuff from the campaign and someone said, "What's a grunt?".

[HAJS5]

I would hire a hacker to destroy that person's Xbox live account if someone asked me that.

[ninjablue4392]

I know a hacker >.>

[HAJS5]

O, No! Did I give you an Idea! XD

[Z3ROSCAR]

LOL I LUV FIRST ONE

[dwiananta]

hi jesus

[492921]

hahaha my favorite part was the bee chasing the elite :] classic

[maggot2445]

TITS!........ and penis hahahahaaha

[jimmehleece]

where are my waffles you told me there would be waffles

[destiny4432]

flying bees is the best.

[jackfitz11]

How did they play the headcrab zombie clip therough a voice message?

[L3thalShad0ws7]

"i stuck a guy name Mr. Pickles in the ass" my all time favoritexD

[poopoo098789]

the leave britney alone one was mine :D

[finster42]

Waz up, Nubb LMFAOROFLCOPTER

LMAO

[DarkAvenger423]

I Stuck A Guy Named Mr.Pickles in The Ass

[sk8rguy125]

.....and penis.

[crazyshark70]

OMG! He used the headcrab zombie voice lolllololololololol!!!

[crazyape68of1998]

"tits rule...and penis" LMAO