Alphabet of Manliness on PBS - NOW

[bobert577]

What was the point of this video, i don't get it. . .?

[Brandic2020]

Fuck vegetarians and vegans!

[damianpaz]

0:17 "I wish I'd had sex with your tigh' hole"

THAT MAN IS A FAGGOT.

[rayray66]

maddox looks like a faget in this video

[ontabettathings]

@rayray66 Maxime Faget was a scientist. I agree, Maddox does look like a scientist!

[jagermonster1605]

Boooo! Maddox rules!

[Bigmanmike4]

No Maddox wrote it. That guy is not Maddox. Maddox is a genius.

[therone2o1o]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz

you

[ephemerealfox]

Your the one who wrote the alphabet of manliness? Holy crap! Your the only living being who wrote about Chuck Norris in a way that was actually funny!

[gangstar44]

lol, i own that book

[Cornerscout]

I believe the Alphabet of Manliness is the actual roadmap for our future. Just don't kill him instantly because he did admit your book is sexier.

[1337shellc0der]

lol i would have changed the channel before he finished the title of that other bullshit

[BigLundi]

I take offense to the implication that The Alphabet of Manliness doesn't deserve to be on the bestseller list.

[Akubarix]

@BigLundi Easily one of the best books I've ever read.

[MrMegawac]

Lol @ irony use

[allenrw3]

So instead of talking about something that was worth a fuck, manliness, he decided to talk about financing? Gay.

[JoeyGraham072189]

does he think maddox's book has a sexier title than his? i think thats what he says, right? hhahaha

[jmantheburninator]

I could take a pig, cut its penis off. use said penis as an antenna on a 1950's radio and call it the iCock "rest of pig carcass included". I will make millions. Please respond with your hateful words, it would be greatly appreciated.

[TehFridgeizEmptyz]

Maddox eats hate mail for breakfast

And the senders for lunch

But what does he eat for DINNAH?

[Gibix]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz Pussy.

[tucsondog]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz Babies.

[Maharoba]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz

octoroks

[WackyAnimation]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz vegans.

[naster123]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz beef jerkey

[E5K1M0J0E]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz jews

[MrCunai]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz Small Children

[wolboatpo]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz the air they breath!

[omaregb]

@TehFridgeizEmptyz screws... with no milk

[nypad5]

man it has to have been like 7+ years since I have seen or read an article on that website...wow... i wonder if he still gets funny email and totally owns the senders...

[Legolasas26]

Arrgghhh... Go fuck yerselves!!!

[Jumanji0028]

Anyone who has posted a comment on youtube should kill themselves promptly especially if its congratulating someone else. your going against human nature people, only congratulate yourself and fuck everybody else. Also I won't be killing myself because FUCK YOU.

[0rangePete]

u mad?

[Soroki121]

You completely contradicted yourself. Good job, dumbfuck.

[aszenasi]

Human nature is what you make it homie.

[videoduds123]

LOL

maddox wins... again

[OZ2YOU]

Maddox changed the way I was thinking... Dudes if you don't agree that he's a damn genius you are not worthy to breath air . Be a man not a pussy , let you girlfriend change your car's oil !

[iHATEburberry]

If everyone agreed that he's a damn genius then he'd have nothing to write about.

[OZ2YOU]

Trust me .. Maddox can make fun of Stephen Hawkins if he would want .. and you would laugh .. but hey.. being a pirate is the most awesome thing ever

[krenoime2]

and you should not suck hes dick on everything he says...

[OZ2YOU]

Dude or dudete .. I don't give a fuck about what do you say.. Maddox is awesome and you can't do shit about it . So go back to Slovenia and eat a sausage or sumthin'

[krenoime2]

huh? im here so i dont need to go back anywhere... and i didnt say that maddox is not funny, but that you are everything that maddox despises in hes fans... that is dick sucking

[OZ2YOU]

your pointless arguments make me laugh.. what are you some kinda of keyboard ninja ? Go make me an sandwich !

[krenoime2]

lol go check out the definition of pointless, and then eat a sandwich...

hmmm im gonna make me one too

[OZ2YOU]

make me one first , I am hungry :))

[Number1Dougster]

"Maddox changed the way I was thinking... Dudes if you don't agree that he's a damn genius you are not worthy to breath air ."

Dude, get a fucking grip! Maddox (his real name is George Ouzounian, by the way) is just some dude with a sometimes funny web site. He changed the way YOU THINK? Something tells me I'm not dealing with one of the world's great philosophers here. LOL!

[OZ2YOU]

@Number1Dougster you don't need philosophy to be awesome , philosophy needs you

[Alex11710]

@OZ2YOU should you really let your woman touch anything but the passenger's seat?

[OZ2YOU]

@Alex11710 good question , never let your woman to drive, especially if you are in the same car with her . She can touch almost anything else , also while you are driving she can do sandwiches or provide you with refreshing drinks , like beer or whiskey . Don't worry a drunk guy drives better than a woman , studies shows that trained monkeys drive better than women .

[Alex11710]

@OZ2YOU That's a good point, but even if you are driving better than a woman, that doesn't mean you're not being dangerous. What I meant was that I don't know if I'd trust a girl to change my oil, I think I'd rather get up off the damn couch and do it myself than risk having my car damaged. Or exploded.

[OZ2YOU]

@Alex11710 that's a good point , but you must know that a woman can't do many things by herself so remember to educate her , or next time when you will ask her to make you an sandwich she will come with to slices of bred and a papaya .

[Alex11710]

@OZ2YOU bread and a papaya would be better than some of the things that could happen to the car if you let your woman change the oil... But I agree that that would be unacceptable.

[spatzist]

I can just hear the internet audience hooting and screaming the moment the book is mentioned, drowning out everything else said from that point onwards.

[CourtneyCataclysm13]

Alphabet of Manliness is one of my favourite books, a must have. And agreed, it's a sexy title.

[sbtandkshome]

lol....this is my favorite internet argument ever. it's so goddamn entertaining.

by the way, if no one is keeping score: adamisuber is winning.

[aristrocatic]

Jealous. haha

[OCclarKK]

the alphabet of manliness has provided hours of entertainment for myself, very good material for when your on the throne.

[jszekerj]

I pretty much read all of it takin a shit. Great book, not many books can actually make you laugh. This one did.

[egdeltur666]

@OCclarKK Especially the "D" section.

[cisebna]

i once had a penis but i cut it off cause i wasnt worthy of having one that looked like maddox

[toothbeaver]

So this maddox Character...he has a site....he updated it alot, got alot of fans then told them to go fuck themselves when they asked why he couldnt be bothered to write an article? Hmm, no wonder he had to disable comments on his page. Im sure that show will be a huge success.

[blaedfire]

What show? Do you mean Alphabet of Manliness? It is a book. As for maddox: he makes his money off of quazi-intellectuals and brain-dead morons who either love all of his stuff or hate it so much that they make him popular enough to make money.

[DasRies]

There is a show being made, afaik.

But it could be a movie.

And it could be called "I Hope There's Beer In Hell"

And maddox makes his money off being so incredibly badass that [censored]

[KidnapDeath]

Meh, Maddox' fans are a bunch of cocks anyways, ICP has a better fanbase and I shit you not, so who gives a shit, man?

[arsefacejones]

ICP? What a bunch of tiny penised shit heads. Only a queer would listen to them. You must be a queer too right?

[KidnapDeath]

QED, bitch.

[arsefacejones]

You like to smell turds

[KidnapDeath]

Never heard such creative insults since 5th grade, I was probably older than you back then.

[sedatedlife18]

The immense amount of stupidity packed in this one sentence has to be a new Guinness world record.

[KidnapDeath]

At least I don't google my come-backs.

[arsefacejones]

You enjoy putting your thumb up your pee hole

[KidnapDeath]

Negative, your mom does that.

[arsefacejones]

Urrgghh, the dirty bitch. Tell her to stop it.

[KidnapDeath]

Let's face it, if she was such a dirty bitch she wouldn't have spit you back on my dick in 1969.

[arsefacejones]

Ha ha, you said 69. That means you wet the bed.

[KidnapDeath]

Yeah your mom should swallow.

[arsefacejones]

she died yesterday

[KidnapDeath]

hahaha! your mom is dead!

[arsefacejones]

It doesn't matter. I keep her in her chair and pretend she's alive. I feed her and everything.

[KidnapDeath]

Your mom runs on semen?

[SRH911]

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

[KidnapDeath]

Saying that made you less retarded.

[MamaLuigii]

Speaking of retarded, that phrase. It's been around forever.

[tetavo]

So funny, but so not politically correct.

[tomaschmied]

you sir, are bad!!

[jszekerj]

True, ICP is absolute garbage.

[Clarinerd617]

awesomeness!!!!!!

[W7P0]

Agreed.

[ohmygoditsalongname]

Is that your idea of an intellectual put down? Wow.. I just hope you never get married.

[liquefiedbutter]

your gay, right?

[ohmygoditsalongname]

sure

[ctype]

you're* dumb fuck

[liquefiedbutter]

cry me a river bitch

[manic486]

I bought it shitbag, it's hilarious.. I read it in the shitter and think of you

[ohmygoditsalongname]

i'm flattered

[Pinworm4545]

First of all, by your name alone I can tell you're completely humourless and not very smart. Thus your opinion on a satirical book is like a childs opinion on wine - they don't know anything about it, they wouldn't understand. They have no place judging it because it's completely lost on them; just like satire is completely lost on stupids like you. For further proof, read any comments to any Onion video. Congratulations, you're mediocre and stupid.

[ohmygoditsalongname]

You are a brainless, dull, unpleasant, hideous, disgusting piece of crap residing near where humans and chimps pass crap from. Well, if were judging each other by our "names". Wow, stunning simile. Sadly you just cannot apply the same formulaic method of humor generation for every put down. Just because you say it does not mean it applies. I am sure you felt great for actually coming up with one half of that statement but really, wake up and smell the shit dear. Thanks. What does that make you?

[lolsebasstian]

u mad?

[ZantherTsuki]

Did you write all of that yourself or did you get help from your daddy?

[liquefiedbutter]

look the retard is trying to use big words because his ego has been atacked

[bluethrough]

lol which one?

[liquefiedbutter]

the one with the lame name

[DesertedPanda]

I spy someone who has a grudge against maddox because one of his stereotypes offended you.

Do you bag groceries or like the iPhone?

[azrahk]

You sir have just owned them

[DjRadioIbles]

@DesertedPanda I like the iPhone AND maddox's site. Reason being is that I consider his article on the iPhone dated. Most of the points he has made no longer apply now that apple has updated the line, except for the ones on no removable storage and no removable battery.

[Liriks]

You must care about maddox. You watched a video on HIS channel.

[Casbahhh]

im sure a sexier title is all he would of needed

[punkmonkey123]

People still care about Maddox?

[celebear]

Maddox is like a god, manliest of men.

[punkmonkey123]

I've seen a picture of him. He has no body hair, his face is really feminine, and there is another picture of him with his bare chest showing and with him wearing a rainbow bandana. I could give you a link if you like. :]

[celebear]

Go for it.

[safarijoe10]

I"m interested

[punkmonkey123]

You can find it on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. It seems that my comment with the original link was deleted.

[CloudPulse]

You know there's actual pictures of him on his site? The guy on ED is not even maddox. Granted, real pictures of maddox don't make him look that manly, but the person on ED is just some random gay dude.

[adamisuber]

That isn't actually him newfag

[byrne342]

newfag? are you fucking serious with that insult? one of the stupidest things ive heard since "pl0x" or "moar"

[adamisuber]

You have no idea whats going on. You can go away now

[byrne342]

i do, and why did it take you several days to think of a comeback? and your reply turned out shitty even with 5+ days of thought

[adamisuber]

I don't obsessively check my youtube to fight people on the internet; obviously you have nothing better to do with your time.

Once again, you simply have no idea whats going on. You lash out aggressively at some guy that makes a comment on the internet because you're too childish and stupid too handle it. Get the fuck out of here

[byrne342]

once again, i do know what is going on here - i read the previous comments, and therefore i know the context of your idiotic insult, so i can "handle" it..... and the strangest part is, the timestamp means you would have made this *idiotic* comment at around 3:30 in the morning? who the fuck checks youtube at that time? obviously someone who has nothing better to do than stay up and spam bullshit

[adamisuber]

You prove your idiocy by assuming the world ONLY HAS ONE TIMEZONE. I live in VANCOUVER you fuckstick.

Some recommendations you should consider before continuing our chat:

1. Pass High school

2. Hit your parents for making you as dumbshit as you are

3. Not accuse others of spamming bullshit when you are puking out horseturd excuses for responses

[TheeGrandmaster]

You got owned byrne.

[byrne342]

did i ask you? and this was over 3 weeks ago, so fuck off

[TheeGrandmaster]

Nope, you didn't ask me, but hey guess what? IT'S THE INTERNET.

I don't give a shit if you asked or not, I really don't give a shit how long ago it was either.

GO FIST YOURSELF.

[byrne342]

go fist myself? ill give you credit for creativity there, but reading this reply makes me feel like your angry? why? who fucking cares?

and honestly, id prefer you not reply, because then id have to read it/reply to it, and im sick of this idiotic argument over nothing

[TheeGrandmaster]

Well, if you're reading this you've answered your own question: you care!

No no, you got it wrong, i'm not angry. I just think you might be a bit of an idiot so I typed the important parts in caps.

[byrne342]

actually, i dont care, i only reply because your stupid comments pretty much demand a reply

and i can pretty much guarantee that you have nothing on me in terms of intelligence

[TheeGrandmaster]

I find it funny that someone would say I am intellectually inferior, right after they say something so illogical, and _while_ saying something so illogical.

1. My comments demand absolutely nothing.

2. Making baseless assumptions is stupid.

Nice punctuation by the way, for a man of such wonderous intellect.

[byrne342]

the only reason you use "wonderous, illogical, and baseless" is because i called you intellectually inferior... a little defensive, maybe? did you whip out the old thesaurus in order to disprove my argument, because its painfully obvious, especially since you didnt use anything even remotely close in your previous comments

not only that, i dont capitalize or put periods because, as you said earlier, ITS THE INTERNET, and i still get my point across, dont i? these arent mistakes that hinder it

[byrne342]

and also, nice underscores (_while_)

i like how you insult my grammar, when underscoers are never used in a normal english sentence.... ever

what a tool

[jarratt101]

ahh... 2 maddox fans arguing undoubtedly the most entertaining thing ive seen for some time on you tube. In fact your the entertainment value of this video pales in comparison of your argument. nice one guys big M would be proud.

[diogene4994]

Oh look, it's an internet tough guy.

[adamisuber]

wat

[Xmaxify]

ALPHABET SE That's the new one produce in gold leaf he already emailed me

[DanceDre]

ZING.

To be fair, you really can't beat a title like "The Alphabet of Manliness". That was an unfair question.

[CardingtonLZF]

Just put 'Rated X' after 'The Financial Report of the United States'. Sooo many people would buy it.

[BorrahAlive]

BwahAHAHAhaha! His book title sucked!

[Zentraleinheite]

I wish it had a sexier title.

[amillionminutes]

No, that isn't maddox.

[ShakeMastaJake]

too bad it doesn't have a sexier title. "the alphabet of the financial report of the United States" just doesn't have that same ring.

[Lynchings2]

What. The Fuck?

[Alternate90sguy]

Yeah, exactly.

[XcZeus3469]

It'd be great if anyone could understand what you're attempting to communicate.

[drtwilight]

DUD I TOTALY UNDERSTAND?!?!?! DONT YOU NO THAT THINGS LIKE DOSTOYEVSKY ARE PEOPLE THAT CRITIZIZE OTHER BOOKS THAT PEOPLE WRITE ABOUT WORDS?????!?!? mADDOCKS WRITES BOOKS LOL, NOW HE'S LIKE A GY WHO WRITES LOL, HE SHOULD FOCKING GO BACK TO BEING A MYSPACD HOER.

[jackofscythes]

Thumbs down for you, just because you of the unessecary LOL's you have. No one thinks that line is funny! Also, you cant spell worth shit.

[whatwouldmattdo]

Your attempt at communication is a travesty.

Also, I'm pretty sure maddox has never had a myspace account.

[dyn0sp3ctrum]

LOL, the alphabet of manliness certainly is the roadmap for our future ;]

[Stoufferthecat]

when I cum, just air comes out

[Fredjo88]

LOL!

[Bot2Talk2]

lol awesome, he's correct.

[Mcgriddl3]

hilarious book

[zitloaf]

you guys know that the dude in the video was talking about the financial book, not the alphabet of manliness, right?

[Rushthatspeaks]

There is only one book with the title "The Alphabet of Manliness". What the fucking hell are you on about?

[zitloaf]

listen again. he was talking about the financial book "the road trip to our future"

[dyn0sp3ctrum]

of course we do you moron, god you're dumb

[zitloaf]

look at Rushthatspeaks' comment dumbass

[tilldeathuniteus]

"I wish it had a sexier title, but it's really important because it's the road map for our future." Congressman Cooper... suckin' the dicks. Make sure you go get his book from the bargain bin.

[dan2250]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[NorthHitman622]

I've been trying to find his book for a while.

[Zergosss]

try a store

[nofx84]

Fantastic

[trentusher]

Xerxes you are a huge waste of person. I think you missed the point. While any woman that can read may have learned a lot from the book, it was made to teach little boys how wrong their fathers are if the fathers in question don't raise them on the same absolute truths as found in that book. ABSOLUTE! Now going off of what I just said, I can think of a few reasons that book may have been too much for you.

[Xerxes4242]

That book was a huge waste of money.

[cooliovasquez]

That book is amazing.

[TehBuhb]

Butthurt?

[sleepingsound]

I didn't pay for it hahahahahahaha!!!

[xlemuelx]

i have the book! loved "method to kick balls" and "how to cop a feel"

[pimpsauce18]

i touch myself to that book.

nightly

[Geofflara]

after i read that book i became a lumberjack. oh and i run over kittens with lawn mowers.

maddox changed my entire life.