Chris & Paulie VS the Russian

[PureBadluck1]

MUDAH FUCKAH

[MrOzanachronism]

16 Czechoslovakians! Interior decorator!

[mickeydowel]

this guy is like a Russian Gary Busey

[AlexF993]

Paulie: "Man killed 16 Czechoslovakians! He was an interior designer!"

[hudsonHwk02]

3:24 sky without chemtrails

[vadimzdonutube]

5 people's house look like shit

[TanWeiHou]

hahaha stupid guy doesn't know anything about cuban missile crisis

[Theguido177]

@TanWeiHou Hahahaha, Have a tall glass of "no one gives a good fuck" and go die in japan commie

[TanWeiHou]

@Theguido177 hahaAHHHAhAHAo0o no u

[waafwafwafaf]

watch it comrade

[michaelnicht96]

he doen't gets shot in his head if you look closely you'le see the impact is on the tree.

[WeednBone]

@michaelnicht96 Look again - what you see is blood.

[Theguido177]

@WeednBone This is not Reservior Dogs...

[guyfihi]

I think the Russian climbed up a tree. The last camera shot was from treetop level which to me was a hint he was up a tree. What else would explain the disappearing footsteps?

[ShakeITyEA]

this episode amde me hate paulie btw

[ShakeITyEA]

this guy was tough shit. waht has happened to him btw? tony never really talked to that russian boss after this except once.

[MyOscarMeyerIsOnFire]

Chris and Paulie always screw things up and have to kill someone XP

[chri5784]

"Probably wiped your ass bare handed before you came to this country"

Best quote of the whole scene :D

[kzfive]

KGB Open up!

[benkata]

Pine Barrens - greatest Sopranos episode

[JTX44]

Its cool and all, but its out of order.

[ViceCityVacation]

Paulie : "Hehehehehe" . Every episode he was in. Hahahahaha

[ugnwong]

What about the Russian?!?

[arago999]

but the russian survived? he gets shot in head and keeps on running wtf

[TheNewEmphinix]

Christopher and Paulie are so fucking funny in this episode. Best fuckin episode of Season 3.

[whatsgoingon07]

"i wash my balls in ice water" LOL

[MrIlleism]

Chris: The russians, they are not all bad.

Paulie: How about the Cuban Missile Crisis, cock suckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba, pointing them, right at us!

Chris: That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit!

HAHAHA! Epic!

[tooclamin]

the russian speech.. god that was inspiring. Nothing sounds so good in Russian

[guitarriff1988]

WTF?!why did you cut the part out when they were wrestling with him in the apartment?That was the best scene.

[WeednBone]

@guitarriff1988 I think you should look again, comrad.

[WeednBone]

@guitarriff1988 And fyi the best part imo when he got shot in the head.

[gionorris]

what episod is this?!

[stopthemadness99]

Do NOT fuck with the Russians!

[pyllywaltteri]

I remeber first time seeing this episode.. it was about 2am and I was laughing my ass off :)

[lietuvis1984]

bcem xyu cocam

[mybuttlookslikeurfac]

"I sar dat movie i taught it was bulshit." LOL

[MegaPupucaca]

you cut just before, pauly says he's an interior decorator and chris says he's house looked like shit. funny stuff mang

[AngstFisch]

It's always FBI. Open up. Or KGB. Open up.

[Beefman95]

LMFAO KGB OPEN UP LOOOL!

[NoNameMcStickles]

Best Sopranos episode in my opinion.

[deleoa471]

LMFAO PAULIE IS FUCKING FUNNY HE REMIND ME OF THE ITALIANS IN BROOKLYN LOL I THANK HE FROM BROOKLYN.

[Nonaggress]

GODDAMMIT. I was rooting for the Russian.

[gwainbarek]

"That was real? i saw that movie thinking it was bullshit^^"

[Crimson28]

"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians! Guy was an interior decorator"

"His house looked like shit"

[Vavazelus]

wTF now, you a doctor now!

[mitsubishidiamante]

Russian: who is it?

Paulee: KGB Open up!

lol

[DarkSpike816]

6:10 i'm with Paulie on this one.

[79Testo]

@TheGoldSlime

Exactly. What ever happened to the Russian?

[sean32796]

@79Testo The Russian took paulies car

[Bestjamesbond]

did he get back up after he was shot in the head?

[SuperQwertyuiop123]

what happend to chris when he shot the gun at 5:50??

[WeednBone]

@SuperQwertyuiop123 I don't understand the question.

[SuperQwertyuiop123]

@WeednBone ohh sorry, lol, its just that when he shot the gun, he tumbled a bit, just a bit confused is all.

[shutyourassthanks123]

@SuperQwertyuiop123 he probably twisted his ancle or some shit idk

[omgwaffels96]

@SuperQwertyuiop123 He steped on a soft spot in the snow

[GldnMnky]

@SuperQwertyuiop123 Tripped on a branch or something in the snow I think.

[peeweesherman]

@SuperQwertyuiop123 Maybe him tripping in the snow wasn't in the script and they decided to keep it?

[TheDynoSoar]

@SuperQwertyuiop123 i think he tripped. you probably thought he was shot but it was probably paulie just firing another shot at the russian

[taralo16]

THE PACKAGE HIT CHRISSY WITH AN IMPLEMENT AND RAN OFF!! CLASSIC!!!

[MaskedMarvyl]

If the Russian guy had just kept hitting them both with the shovel quickly, he would have lived and killed both of them.  I would have loved that; I hated both of these jerks on the show....

[Chubbs57181]

Put remote on docking station, listen to this prick giving orders

[RYiuEnterprises]

And the one lesson we can learn from all of this? Don't fuck with interior decorators.

[MrDts1907]

that scumbag Paulie,he is not a man,stupid jerk,vallery fought against two,but look at this pricks,even the man payed his money,but Paulie tried to insult him

[darkgothicwolf555]

The Russian still got up even shot in the head....

Paulie and Christopher are lost in the woods.... alone....

The Russian that killed 16 guys single handed is still out there, pissed....

They're screwed. :)

[TheBambusss]

The way Paulie says "universal remote" is just amazing

[WeednBone]

@TheGoldSlime 't Was an accident! OOPS ;-)

[praisethedog]

what the fuck happened whit this russian shit?

[ChubbyTeletubby]

@praisethedog Nobody fucking knows. One of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the series.

[MJCINC]

thats right dont fuck wif italians

[Znibro]

Paulie, what a guy huh? :)

[markomania15]

look at this shit, tv, stereo, dee vee dee

[distefanio22]

4:09 fuck yo fuckin mother lmao:))))))

[CertifiedGooner729]

Best episode. Nooo doubt.

[Aquarius01271992]

heh...leave it to paulie to start shit. This whole incident could've been avoided if paulie wouldn't have been such a prick.

[migkillertwo]

every time I see mobsters in movies and shows say or do incredibly stupid things, I think to myself "wow, I think I could actually make it as a mobster!"

[Lvl60Slayer]

lol when paulie was choking the russian chrissy's vocie sound like he was gonna cry haha

[leeton3]

One of the great mystery's of the show... what ever happend to him....

[626ryu]

KGB open up LMFAOOO

[OdiseyThe]

KGB open up

[amazingdany]

In all the 6 seasons, the Sopranos never beefed or made business with Chinese triads... Except for some Asian-owned massage parlors...

[Lvl60Slayer]

Kinda of a dick move on paulie cuz the russian was actually friendly at frist :)

[rtydhg9q]

@Lvl60Slayer You used "dick" and "paulie" in the same sentence. That might not be a coincidence.

[JWade29]

better not be any rubles in there.

[blja]

its that guy bulgarin from gta 4

[blja]

in soviet russia the head shoots the bullet

[harrymanest]

Did he live?

[WeednBone]

@harrymanest Nobody knows - he never showed his face again.

[Lvl60Slayer]

@WeednBone wait paulie or the russian?

[Knasterreal1]

@WeednBone He was spetsnaz no doubt he skipped town and became a henchman for russian crime syndicate

[Rafx12]

I watched every episode after this hoping to see a war with the Russians. F***ing Nothing!!!! Still bitter bout it. I'll get over it someday :(

[katanawarrior2008]

@harrymanest his fate is left unknown

[Hakbje]

after the russian had knocked them both down with the shovel, he should just rip one of their guns out of their hand..

that would have been bye bye for chris and paulie

[MaxtheMetalhead]

Don't fuck with Russians. Lets not forget they defeated the Nazis.

[tomjaykens]

@MaxtheMetalhead yeah with the fucking cocksucker americans.

[MaxtheMetalhead]

@tomjaykens They couldn't of done it without the Soviets.

[thelonehighlander]

@MaxtheMetalhead The Soviets were tough, but I think the Finns were far bigger hard asses than the Soviets. The Winter War is proof enough of their skills as warriors.

[MaxtheMetalhead]

@thelonehighlander Definitaley. The Finns destroyed the Russians in that war.

[madhazzer]

@thelonehighlander

Oh please, the fins win a couple battles and theyre warriors?

you have to get in wars to be a warrior pal

[WeednBone]

@madhazzer Isn't a battle a part of war? If so, aren't they warriors?

I think I just broke your reasoning like Paulie broke the universal remote. "Oops!"

[thelonehighlander]

@madhazzer Whatever bro.

[GunRyd3r]

@thelonehighlander yeah a Finnish sniper have the most kills then any other soldier in history. killed like 700 soviets in subzero temperatures they called him the White Death. Guy got shot in the face and survived that.

[thelonehighlander]

@GunRyd3r Yeah Simo Hayha, that guy was a god.

[cdnerds]

@MaxtheMetalhead . Throw 26 million people (and they all died) at anything and you will win. No mention this fuck dies..

[Darusdei]

@cdnerds yes so many people died for fighting the bulk of german forces...

american on the other hand fought less than 30% of the german military, came in late and achieved highest number of allied casualties in a record time (with the exception of the russians)...

but hey, america fuck yeah! right? lol...

[JBLAKIE1]

@Darusdei

first the americans were fighting two wars at the same time the japanese are ten times more intense than the germans fucking kamikazes and guerilla jungle warefare

second europe got owned by the nazis so did russia. united states saved their asses

[Darusdei]

@JBLAKIE1 actually united states joined the war when nazi germany war already losing...

this isn't hollywood history mate. perhaps it would've been a good idea to actually learn something in school...

[DarkSpike816]

@MaxtheMetalhead The Soviet Union consisted of more than just Russians.

[MaxtheMetalhead]

@DarkSpike816 Yes, but mostly Russians.

[1poiuztrewq2]

@MaxtheMetalhead

Yeah and the Soviets were mass murderers too, fuck 'em.

[idak12]

@MaxtheMetalhead it was the snow that defeated the Nazi's. Plus they had some help from the USA, Britain, France, Poland.

[narsilable]

@MaxtheMetalhead nah, the winter weather where the russians lived defeated the nazis.

[pyllywaltteri]

@MaxtheMetalhead dont bring ww2 into this.. I dont wanna see poeple arguing about it at comment section

[MaxtheMetalhead]

The Russian won.

[Kakos50]

Америкосы сранные=)

LOL=)

[lordvoldemort578]

I was always scared of those syberian motherfuckers I dont know why the ending of this video just reminded me.

[Docthal010]

I wash my balls with ice water..lol

[jakep1979]

lol all they had to do is come and take the money.....

[dam4742]

You missed the best line of the episode (and maybe the series)

Chris: Maybe he's the one hunting us

Paulie: With what, his cock? [HBO Version]

Paulie: With what, Chris Rock? [syndicated version]

[RMena64]

2:50

Paulie: "Must of cracked his wind-pipe... thats it for him.."

Chris: "What are you a fucking DOCTOR now? what are we gonna do?!!"

[killomata27]

judging from where the blood came from, I can understand why the Russian survived. It seems the bullet only the hit the right side of his head, barely missing the brain. A few more inches to the left and he would've been a goner. You know this guy was lucky.

[HardikG121]

Fuckin' piece sheet! lol gets me everytime

[mitsubishidiamante]

Russian: who is it?

Paule: KGB

lol

[Gtbomb]

thats the problem with the so called american mob, thats why they don't last, they run there mouth and have bad tempers which they show at the wrong times.

[drempt1]

@Gtbomb THIS IS A T.V SHOW, not real life.

[mcstaford]

"I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit." LMAO what a fuckin idiot

[ImrIyawesome]

that guy is alpha as fuk

[deadlywizard234]

He fucking came at him with a chainsaw, it's obvious he had to off the dude.

[whatsgoingon07]

probably wiped yer ass barehanded before you came to this country....LOL

[jeffdowning33]

at @5:42 Chris say "my fucking head" Yet, it doesnt sound like his vioice.

[Peidmonte89]

Funniest fuckin episode in the entire series. Those two in the truck eating relish and ketchup packets. ROFLMFAO!

[crusader037972]

That was real???!!! I saw that movie, I thought it was buwlshit.....

[skrivas]

dont call Paulie a COCK SUCKER! hahahahaha

[doktorandrula]

The russian survived, so why there was no drama beetwen the russians and the Soprano-Crew.

Paulie always had a big mouth. I was glad the russian shut his mouth!

[yiamamoto]

That must been the older brother of Aleksander and Fedor Emelianenko....

[sunnypop28]

@yiamamoto hahahaha nice

[chicabobica]

Too bad you cut out the funniest part!

[rtydhg9q]

No wonder Tony has to see a psychiatrist......good help's so hard to find.

[chocolatebear333]

funniest episode of the sopranos by far haha.

[GhostShell2007]

"OEPS!" lol

[laaspen]

paulie totaly started this because he is an ass!

[swish136]

damn, them russians got hard heads

[HardwoodProductions]

" I saw that movie.. I thought it was bullshit.. "

[stevenfightshard]

just another one of chrissy and paulies crazy adventures they could have there own show "the chrissy and paulie show" lol

[lenosferatu]

best version of "mudda fuckkaa"

[Humeir24]

" RUSSiAN "

[nubiK]

Paulie? where ther fuck are u? :D:D

[predatorz1000000]

lol i love this scene 

[JohnFernelius]

I'll never understand why he didn't go for one of their guns after hitting them with the shovel.

[mattyvizzle]

@JohnFernelius he probably knew the other one woulda shot em

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

Fucking excellent lines in Russian.

[myautomobilefunk]

this russian was fuckin rude .

[TheShart1234]

this is awesome the Russian should come back and fuck Paulie up.

What the name of the episode and which season

[caz62]

@TheShart1234 its the Pine Barrens episode season three I beleive

[OCWisVV]

The russians would of never cared who they thought they were in the mob. Everyone involved with the Soprano would have died. The Russians was never gonna get scared of the actions for killing them for what they tried to do. You really think just because they were made men that the Russian was going to care, let alone his comrades? They would have killed EVERYONE, each person so there's nobody left to do anything.

[donteffwitme]

@OCWisVV You really have a boner for Russian people, don't you?

[OCWisVV]

Also that last bit of dialogue the Russian spoke was fuckin epic. What other man stood up to the mob like that. Bare in mind they didn't know what he was saying, but you very much believed everything that Russian was saying. Not to mention that you knew if he wasn't dieing he would come back to kill everyone involved, but sadly this was a plot hole in the series in which I said before there's a reason for it.

[OCWisVV]

Fun fact to know is that the italian mob all they do is ordered, and grouped hits. It always takes 2, or more to take a guy out. They always do it from behind when you atleast expect it. The russians will let u know in advance, and then kill you. Paulie, and Chris was just very very lucky he decided not to kill them as he had the chance. Also the only way bringing back that russian would have meant the end of the Soprano family so can't kill off the family the show is based off of.

[Toughguy61688]

Paulie: "I know the ground is kinda hard, but give it some of that Siberian action." lol

[smrzan]

FUCK UR FUCKING MOTHER!!!

[SNOWMANABM]

I wash my balls in ice water hahahahaha

[ehabq]

apparently paulie had steady aim pro :)

[my89tube]

This was one of my favorite episodes, so many funny moments!!!!!

FUCK UR FUCKING MOTHER!!!! LOLOLLOOLOOL

[kanguesso]

I think paulie was just really looking for a fight. He kept fucking with the poor Russian guy since he got in the apartment.

[melonsushipan]

KGB lol

[outlawjoe1969]

Must of cracked his windpipe...that's it for him.

lmfao

[HuckeysWorld]

i wish they would have shown what happened to this guy

[phazbla]

@HuckeysWorld That would just ruin the whole point of the show.