Tiesto Subtitled

[owenpaulstory]

yeah, no duh.. anyone can tell the subtitles are made up but it's funny as shit and pretty close to what he SHOULD be saying ;p

[SanchezOfficial]

it's fake,, so disrespectful against tiesto !

i'm dutch & none of these subtitles are true of what he's actually saying!

[codyblackv2]

fricken hilarious

[deadmau5FAN54675435]

lmao!

[Trancefreak93]

hahahahahahahahah !!! " Well since im the second coming of christ and all""

hahahahah

[naaaaaagz]

LOOOOOOOL this one hits the spot and pretty much describes his "wizardry" :D

[sebastian420m3]

and that was b4 he went nuts and started playing crapppyyyyyyyyyyyyy music

[jasonscock]

I'd still buy it!!!

[DexNitro]

AHahhahah, nice subtitles

ROLF ROL



[djmx2music]

I really love Tiësto (he's a boss and his music rocks :P), but this is actually really funny :) had a good laugh

[chez117]

The awkward moment is when you actually think that's what he is really saying. -___-

[VinylSamuraisMusic]

I just pissed myself i mean i love Tiestos music (PRODUCER) but the fact he has one the biggest DJ in the world the last 100 years is a bit poor. Its his songs that means he should win producers award not a technical DJ. Aint hating but given then cash anyone can hire a violin or guitar player. Laidback luke is a more skilled DJ and i dont really listen to all his stuff but i see what he can do

[panseree]

hahaaha I lma  XD

[r0lexify]

Tiësto is a realy great Dj, but i dont like house for some reason. I listened to it before but then i went over to trance, electro and dubstep

[bubblebeebitch]

@r0lexify Tiesto IS trance... one of the founding fathers of trance, actually.

[TheFunnyMan2011]

Deadmau5 RULES!!!!!!!!!!

[ElluzeoniX]

@TheFunnyMan2011 GTFO

[QuestionAll1]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!

[MiNiTriiKz]

Tiesto is the greatest Dj who EVER lived.

[ozzi929]

good one!



[slutybot]

hah.

[TrentTheNun]

this shit is hilarious.

[MickeyPrice]

Tiesto Sucks Balls

[10brink]

these are definitely the correct subtitles

[jimmmyange]

hHAHAHAHAHA

[Vucijak86]

he is 42 now , so no wonter why today he plays CHEEZY MUSIC heh

[progged0]

hahaa tiesto is the biggest pile of of dog shit god ever gave birth to

[scarypeople100]

@progged0 Actually you are the one who is the biggest pile of shit.You're not as talented as him and lots of people will agree with me.If you dont like him then why bother watching this?Unless you're just a faggot with no brain.

[progged0]

@scarypeople100 haha do you think i want to be as 'talented' as him? i would rather scrub my own ballsack with testes juice than make music like that arsestain

[wmtechno]

:L LOL Tiest Wouldnt Say That !

Funny Stuff Though ^ ^

[asparagusshit]

But since I'm the second coming of Christ, that's all irrelevant.

[tdrhforum]

im not dutch but recognize that the subtitles are wrong

[cshx99]

Tiesto is a very successfull franchise, The man himself is merely a byproduct of distrobuters and publishers in suits, then relishes in the success the've made him.

Gotta love him for it!!

[Psynergy100]

W.T.F is this .. mann .. u crazy .. hahahahahahah .. choooth . ..

But creative ..

[skaterkid154]

Watch a James Zabiela video or D Ramirez to grasp the difference

[StationZeroOne]

NOT FUNNY... your "subtitle joke" idiot!

[metalliberator]

this is great, Tiesto FTW!!!

[shadowkid1993]

too bad i could understand everything he said fo real..

he said he makes his music by feeling..

he just turns some buttons XD

[070erwin]

wrong subtitles LOOOL

im dutch btw

but i like tiesto

and i think this is funny

[kingtoadius]

i dont want to laugh, but hell- its funny

[69thizzel]

@alecceq stop bitching tiesto is like 4th on the list now

[Anvil00Horror]

This is fucking hilarious

[alecceq]

The one that did this lyrics is a fuckin retard! Why people are making such a false and stupid video like this? Tiesto IS the world Best DJ, and if you think he isn't well then we WERE at this time! You guys are fuckin stupid.

[alecceq]

@alecceq He were the BEST for sure at this time! And he still is!

[electriccwecozz]

@alecceq yo dude i think tiesto is freaking amazing too but he no longer is number he hasnt been number one for quiet a while now dude hes always been 2 or 3 in the dj mag top 100

[alecceq]

@electriccwecozz Dude lol do you honestly believe in DJ mag ? It's all boulshit and crap since few years lol.... since like 2 years it's fuckin retard. Tiesto SHOULD be N.1. How can Gaytta can be N.2 lol?

[TheDLovas]

@alecceq armin is 1 and van dyke is 2 no?

[electriccwecozz]

@electriccwecozz dude thats so true!! guetta is so gay!! he plays the same tracks over and over its really gay and yes tiesto or deadmau5 should be number 1 tiesto played the freaking olympics seriously and if you read what dj mag says about tiesto it says that tiesto said he doesnt like trance because supposebly it sounds tha same i know its total bullshit

[jonobyrne]

@alecceq sorry tiesto was/isnt/ever will be the best dj in the world.

yes he is deffinatly talented, he has great dj skill.

but you want to see the best djing in the world take aloook athe DMC world championships..

people scratching melodies, beat juggling 3-4 TT's

im not trying to take credit away from tiesto, but i dont find it right to label him the best in the world,....he is more like a very talented dj with a great sence of entertainment.

[kaluevue]

@jonobyrne No disrespect, I understand what your saying but its more of a scratch contest then mixing or dj'ing. Me as a dj personally, it took me months to learn how to mix trance and house music, it took me less then a hour to learn how to mix hip hop. That's the truth, not tryin to talk smack. I've seen a lot of the dmc shows, the records are all the same bpm, pretty much set and play. It's stll just a scratch contest, I respect what they do, but that's more of an entertainment for show.

[maarte2003]

@jonobyrne DJing doesnt take a lot, its making the actual music from nothing that actually hard to do

[jonobyrne]

agreed, producing does my head in

[wannaseemyw4ng]

lol @ the butthurt tiesto fanboys

[quiksilver4e]

what kind of a bulls*it is that?

[666GeForce]

Do what you want but Tiesto is still the best DJ in the world.

[thinkzenAK]

The Subtitles are completely incorrect...



[AlanWhiteOfficial]

This just proves how mature people can be

[jkk45]

LOL I LIKE TIESTO BUT THIS IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS

[trewqy]

I agree.. i still cant believe some retards still buy his records to be honest..

even helen keller is better LOL!!!!!!!.. funniest thing ever

[carnivourlocust]

you fuckers

[clubmixGER]

this translation is so embrassing bad omg i can speak dutch a bit and there are many parts wich are not right even not the sense is translated!!!!

[sheepeasy]

@clubmixGER It's a joke, the misleading subtitles were intentional.

[HackersSun]

XDDD getting drunk while making techno! There's no other way! XDDDD

[DjrickandDjmike]

These subtitles are not real, he's not actually saying this!

[NickUmm]

@DjrickandDjmike No fucking shit, Sherlock.

[TheAzulureus]

@DjrickandDjmike Wow!The sky is actually blue! Stupid -_-

[JakeChaos666]

@DjrickandDjmike holy fuck, really?!?! i thought it was serious....

[Eoinmoo4]

@DjrickandDjmike :O NEVER!! :O EVERY1 THIS IS A FAKE!!! OMG!

[ThAtBomBGuy01]

wut is the song from the begging called

[dont4ndare]

lmfaooooooooo

[dudebearpig05]

75 people are eurofags who were often molested in their childhood

[GoldeneyeMarine]

And everyone who liked this now has my wish for immediate death, and not quick.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

Oh fuck you, you stupid cunt faced piece of shit. Just a Tiësto hater.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

@dont4ndare Oh my life is fine thanks. Coming online and winding up dick swabs like yourself is my idea of a fun thing to do while I'm waiting for the train. Thanks for giving me exactly what I wanted you stupid little ass pounder. If you take super offense to what people say on a YouTube video that has nothing to do with you in the least, then you are the one who should kill yourself. Have a nice day, sheepshagger.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

@dont4ndare 3 Days actually bright boy. I travel by train because it shaves 2 hours off my trip into central London. I respond quickly because my iPhone beeps when I have a new email. Upon seeing your name pop up I am immediately informed that the stupid wanker from last night, is continuing to give me exactly what I want by bitching about my posts. Are you really thick, or very thick? You continue to display what a pathetic porn hoarder you are by picking fights online.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

@dont4ndare You do love to come back for more don't you? I pity you, and your tiny brain. I have just stated twice in my posts that what I posted was to wind people up and I could care less about anyone who takes offense to it. You just keep repeating yourself. You are just going to keep commenting so I see no reason to pay attention to you anymore. I wanted to wind up a tight wad, but I never expected to reel in a complete fucking retard. Catch of the year.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

G@dont4ndare Ewww! Handle yourself, wanker. Now you are gay as well? I really must have scraped the barrel to find you. Go scrub the spunk off your hands.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

@dont4ndare Now you are using MSN speak and saying "Sorrrry"? Sweet hell! I've come across a complete poof! Maybe even a pedo! My god! You are so fucked in the head! No wonder you've always sounded like a douche with a 12 year old's cock in your mouth.

[JakeChaos666]

@dont4ndare by msn speak i think he meant "lmfao"......

[kepasominegro]

como se llama la cancion que tiene el video??

[melissapitmom]

halarious!

[Cuzcatleco2009]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! Dog licks my ANUS! PRICELESS!

[snaarfaz]

HAHAAHAHUAHAHAH OMG I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! HAHAH!!

[InfinityProjectPromo]

looool:D

[GrandMoby08]

THIS INTERVIEW IS A JOKE?

[InfinityProjectPromo]

@GrandMoby08

noo only the translation hahaha

[Pekkusa]

I Love the fact that he's actually pretending to do something, i think that tiesto doesn't make his own tracks

[mikkas124]

Ahahah funny video xD

[brutaka359]

#LOL at 0:35 I just realized that this was a joke xDDDD

[xxHansxx94]

@brutaka359 what about: "while my dog licking my anus" xD!

[brutaka359]

@xxHansxx94 I wasnt really reading, I read: "while my dog licks my arm" #LOL

[clrndalvare]

loling

[metaknight24]

@Paulmau5

LOLOL DEADMAU5 UNDERRATED?

i really dont know where youre from but hes such a sellout AND his new shit sucks

his old stuff was alot better than his old stuff.

All his sets are pre recorded, i saw him live 3 times and only the 1st time was good.

His set at EDC was fucking terrible, it was pretty much exactly the same as Coachella but a bit worse

[StrobeLightSensation]

@metaknight24 Your a fucking idiot!! Learn your facts properly you clown.

[scratchnsurf]

@metaknight24 he only plays his shit at his concerts because he's not a dj. He's a producer that plays his music at live events. Its the same as if you were to see a rock concert, those rock bands always play their same songs.

in short, hes not a DJ.

[bluecafe69]

@scratchnsurf : That's just about the biggest laugh I've heard. Tiesto is a disc jockey, completely. His productions are pure garbage. ... Also, I'm not sure if you're familiar with his endless compilation CDs, made up almost entirely of music from other artists.

[scratchnsurf]

@bluecafe69 I was talking about deadmau5 dude. I love tiesto and deadmau5 both, they're both good at what they each do, and they are in seperate genres anyway.

I own multiple tiesto cds and I own a lot of deadmau5 stuff.

I know that tiesto's a dj and not much of a producer, i didn't say otherwise.

[Yed213]

@bluecafe69 your talking shit man,hes a very good producer and dj

[SIMONDUKEN]

@scratchnsurf i think he mixes and produces so is both of them

[KrazyKevinB2]

Brilliant!

[Allisunaire]

As long as you're not puttong Tiesto down, i'm laughng:D hahaha

[Lethys1]

Hahaha hilarious!!

made my day

[DaftKiLA500]

That was hilarious!

[aaronp2k]

@Paulmau5 i agree, i used to think deadmau5 was nothing special but i realised most of the stuff i was listening to was his really old stuff. his new stuff rules and the fact that he is not a dj and performs his beats live and makes every 1 of his sets sound different even if it is the same order in the track lineup as another set hes done previously makes him the most revolutionary progressive artist this world has ever seen.

in a few years noone will be able to fault him when they realise dis

[Lethys1]

@aaronp2k

In his older tracks he uses lots of loops, kicks, claps from the Vengeance sample packs which sucks...

[aaronp2k]

@Lethys1 exactly, although you will find that thousands of producers do that nowadays anyway they just tweak them to sound different. using loops sucks though i agree its just lazy. when i produce now sumtimes i do edit a loop by cutting certain points of it and then mixing it into other one shot sounds to create a whole new loop but i never just throw a loop in and then leave it at that. if you want to sell your tracks ya need to do them properly as far as im concerned.

[djjon1st]

@aaronp2k

lol

[Crazyflasher10]

tjeck mine !!

[metaknight24]

@Paulmau5

so is deadmau5

[RJPBurtonBoards]

cool story bro

[xNykoLynOlegx]

ahahahah fantastic (respect)

[fantazeya]

peaple ! thats fake!! but funny , tiesto make the best , not shit ! like that fucker who's fakre the translation

[aaronp2k]

@fantazeya o is that fake really? i thought it was real......

[fisco130]

maybe the translation is correct xD

(have sense of humor please)

[DJNielsvdRee]

big fail subs <_<

[RUSSIANhero100]

the subtitels are fake

[BenEyah]

hahaha looool thats sum funny shit

[MrIzo56]

To any of you wankers that say Tiesto sucks, let me remind you he is one of the most known Producer that ever existed.

He certainly ain't the best, but saying he is unskilled is just pure ignorance.

[TheVoopover]

first time i saw this i actually belived the subtitles x)...

[kirydawg]

@TheVoopover lol me too hahahaha, i just realized its a joke. I don't really respect him as much as i used to. I used to think he was cool for admitting his lack of talent (not hating on him, i listen to him all the time) but now i am unsure. hahaha

[Eksynyt]

Tiesto and Armin should have trance gang wars.

[Bommer129]

Truth.

[MeClech]

That's so funny!

[frymartini]

A monkey pressing buttons does a better sound than he does. Tiesto Sucks.

[gecko2gecko2]

Listening to Tiesto is like watching the japanese guys on Takeshi's Castle who keep running into the doors which have walls behind them smack their face nto concrete. People only watch it to laugh and go 'Oooo, that must of hurt' and cringe more.

[gerardtrees1]

wtf this subtitle isn't real!

[Crazyflasher10]

LOOK MY VIDEO OUT ITS WAY MORE FUNNY!!!

[schizomaniak]

trololololo

[raiderdave76]

hahahahaha... that pretty funny . even thought that not what he said that good humor

[Crazyflasher10]

LMAO!!

[worldvanmaya]

looool

[neat3rmyer]

hahahahaha fuckin funny

[Guruman9182]

Hahahaha i know this is so messed up... But it still hilarious

[notdrivingaminimetro]

"second coming of Christ" hahahahahahahaha

[thatwunguy05]

LOL I love Tiesto, but sorry Tiesto this is fuckin funny!!!!!

[Girlpatcher]

"lietuvaite69" - you seriously got to be the dumbest person alive

[gootch420]

this is dumb

it would be funny to change the subtitles on someone who actually is a douche, and whos music sucks

Tiesto though, is a fucking genious!

[maxjes5]

@lietuvaite69 no it arent his real words in dutch he says serious things

[Lietuvaite69]

Can Dutch person tell me. is this real what he says ?

[RichieGunningham]

Good work. He's such a cheesy cock. I wish this was longer....

[themisterextreme]

Some person with no sense of humor and no knowledge of the dutch language made those subtitles.

[spongerdude7]

lmao fukin funny

[SweClubberz]

LMAO!

I do love Tiësto's music, but this is rly funny xD

[TTxTBeowulf]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[PilaProto]

hahahaha lool! fucking genius.

[bpidudeman]

hahaha very fake but hilariously funny

[LTinvasion]

tiesto is a fuckface.

[yarow122]

Hilarious.

[Xeudeus]

thats not funny...

hes the best dj on earth

[AirCrashMayday]

It is funny and he is not the best dj on earth. He used to be good in early 2000 and also when he Collab with Ferry Corsten as Gouryella.

[kaboutle1986]

I still laugh everytime i view this!!

[alezz1]

:))) nice sub

[tdv123456]

he's not a god. he's just a man who plays fucking records. you couldnt tell the difference between his mixes & any half decent bedroom dj. he's just a fucking attention whore/jukebox

[SwedishBeatballs]

@tdv123456 He also produces too. I wouldn't be surprised if he worked with many sound engineers and other producers but released everything exclusively under his name to get the most money possible, Just Sash and Charlie may do.

[Aaronp2kOfficial]

@SwedishBeatballs he actually does pay producers to make tracks for him now lol, he did not used to though

[goosetkd08]

lol i love tiesto tho

[Leviathan88RUS]

he certainly has NO musical talent... at all........

[BaronUnderbite]

Tiesto puts out the most corn-ball music I have ever heard.

If its trance and its not psy-trance, its gay.

[fastandfurioustokyo]

ich kann nicht glauben, dass Sie Bumser noch diese Scheiße kaufen lol

[Staticshriek]

lmfao if you have a sense of humor, this is funny

[DJfraz07]

I love tiesto.

But damn, this is funny!

[augmaxcil]

bwahahahahahahahaahahahhaha...­I am laughing like a crazy monkey.

[fanateekdance]

cool translation hahahahahhahaha 5 stars

[edewin]

:)))) lol man...the subtitle it` s so funny:))