Ulrika does Nigella bites - Shooting Stars - BBC comedy

[millionairesrbak]

that show nigella lawson acts!

[gamewizard]

She should have stuffed her bra for this bit so she looked more like the real Nigella.

[millionairesrbak]

What a weird name "night trifle"

[EdNortonisMineLol]

"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" :L

[Aiki33]

Brilliant!!



[jrprentice1000]

lmfao.... well done ulrika.i like you, you have balls

[nath909]

Shut up

[MiloMyChem]

LOL

[melodycool2]

Mmm.. You'd like that wouldn't you...

[MrBuch169169]

I think Will Self's answer was a lot funnier than the clip xD

[routercpu]

I love her impression of Nigella Lawson. Wouldn't you?

[kurt30001]

Nigella Lawson...The mistress of "passionate" cooking !! Ulrika impression was amazing !! Mmmm LMAO !!

[davisgreen2020]

I don´t think much of her father.. BUT Nigella Lawson is the mistress of "erotic" cooking !! Ulrika did a wonderful impression !! LOL LMAO !!

[BacchusAdoneus]

Saw this just the other night & was bent over laughing!

But I've watched Nigella's show for years -didn't know there was any cooking in the show though... :D

[mentalguitarisist]

SHOOTING STARS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PopTVTeacher]

Wouldn't you?

[FuckingFaithless]

not funy.

[millionairesrbak]

@FuckingFaithless ur not funny

[sussexking]

she's so funny !

[chelfing]

Ulrika, I love you, repeal that restraining order and come and live with me in a static caravan in Skegness.

[eclectica1]

@chelfing Come on now Angelos, she already said no!!!!!!!!!

[blobby1972]

I like BMW'S or I did till I had one force fed me before every vid .oh the irony

[tonsurewimple]

Sad indeed. In season 1, epi 1, Ulrika chugged a pint of beer for 50 Euros at the end of the show. That's why the lady is a goddess.

[lottiesocks]

Ulrika is a total dog. But at least she doesn't take herself seriously, or have high standards in men. Sven Goran Eriksson? - Gross

[matzar]

Total dog? You're either a jealous, fat, ugly woman, or a teenage bloke.

[radeakins]

@matzar It either your reasoning or is too young to see the attraction of older women.

[michelangeli23]

Ulrika always had a good sense of humour

[migfotoo]

super ;))) lol

[scotty123123]

Ulrika is a total dog lol

[sussexking]

LOLOLOLOL

[m3rmaid1985]

LOL "you'd like that wouldn't you?" Mmmmmm!

[radeakins]

Okay! How many blokes ended up with an erection before the vid finished?

[911650]

you're a sad little man arent you?

not me

[jmaggio13]

@radeakins

[fro7k]

@radeakins

I got one when I read "Nigella" in the title.

[anthonythirteen]

@radeakins Also, how many blokes "finished" before the end of the video? Better wipe that up ;)

[radeakins]

@anthonythirteen Ooh, thats naaastey!

[missy101kt]

you'd like that wouldn't you

[Hotlips4000Returns]

Lol,...Ulrika was always up for a laugh, she did this SO well lol ;)!

[linzscott]

you're a sad little man....aren't you? lol

[helendqueen]

I love Ulrika Johnsson

[Staff777]

who knew ulrika had such a sense of humour

[samspam333]

This is very accurate!!!

"You like my bowls, don't you?"

[jamescrowther1234]

YOUD LIKE THAT WOULDNT U

[Dallimorelover]

SUPERB!

I was in stitches!!!!!! Just brilliant!!!!!!

[JohanR888]

LOL too funny. I LOVE NIGELLA though! as do my mates ;-)

[SconerbonerYT]

LOL FUNNY!!!

[silentbob82]

You'd like that....wouldn't you? ;)

[BigOz22]

That gets me lol every single time... you'd like that.. wouldn't you?

[squidblaine]

I love Will Self at the end.

[sophiespazzface]

Hah, Ulrika WISHES she was as hot as Nigella!

[sophiespazzface]

Nigella's lovely, Ulrika looks all gangly and awkward and horsy. Also, she's a total wanker - she was atrociously horrid on Celebrity Come Dine With Me!

[royalwww]

you could of just said, i don't like her.

[sophiespazzface]

Why not make full use of the English language?

[royalwww]

fine, would of liked to come up with a brilliant reason but can't be bothered to. Go forth and deploy your linguistic talent.

[1934388206]

quoting you "Go forth and deploy your linguistic talent." thats not bad is that, it has a lovely flow to it.

[slappedcheek]

and you wanna get fucked hard everyday........keep ur flower clean.....

[F1337]

karamac.

pork shavings.

bras.

[noreenahussain786]

Lol shes soo funny ! pmsl

[noreenahussain786]

Lol Ulrika actually looks like Nigella here bt looks prettier <luv her cnt wait 2 watch her on Piers Morgan True Life Stories !

[timx73]

top show. should make a new series.

[sidngra]

i think they are making a new series

[UranusPlanter]

I LOVE SHOOTING STARS!!!

<3

[911650]

add some...jelly

[KiwiZombie]

*shrugs* Nigella or Ulrika...doubt I'd kick either out of my bed

[glentton]

really funny

[uranassho]

Seems the Ulrika haters are goin round videos and marking down comments that say she's pretty or anything good. You sad, sad bastards.

[davitubo]

hahahah...cool dirty ulrika!!

[whirlyfan]

lol funny

[WokSz]

What a bitch. She should have stayed in the house.

[SecretJustice]

nigella use to visit me

[911650]

you lke that, didn't you ;)

[SecretJustice]

@911650 she still visits me and we make love all night

[fredblair88]

ulrikakaka funny!...and she looks uber :-D

[Jellybaby3333]

HAHA...thats hilarious! So glad she won CBB.

[22poopoo]

I think I might make this actually, without the caramac ofcourse-cos that's just silly!

[bethwozere19]

But the lard sounds beautiful ;)

[22poopoo]

Aaah yeah! Nice bit of Lard, so lucious and yummy, nutritious too. I made the night trifle you know? It was so revitilising, after it though, i needed a good dessert inside me, I felt immaciated!

[lockie72]

she is proper hot totty

[anmackay64]

Sign the petition to bring Shooting Stars to DVD!!

After they acknowledge that theres a clearly a market and fanbase for it, theyll surely bring it back to TV!

Google Shooting Stars petiton and sign it! And spread the word!

[pobhockle]

I love this. IMO her sexiest bit on the telly.

[luckedoutligger]

ULRIKA FOR THE WIN!

[Cainzgamez]

And now shes a hated big brother housemate.

[aderussell455]

PLEASE sign the Shooting stars on DVD petition!!!!!

Details and URL are on the shooting stars wikipedia page!!

[mrandy]

Ulrika actually looks quite nice with the brunette eyebrows and hair.

[22poopoo]

yeah she does, she should go light brown.

[HellgateJK]

Lol! Will self at the end

[dramakingdt1]

So Funnny! You Know What I Actully Like Ulrika Johnnson Shes Wicked and Nice!

And I Didnt no she had a funny side to her!

Shes Legend!

Woop WooP!

[DynamicScherzo]

OMG hahahaha

[IzzyDeadyet]

Mmmmm night trifle, Ulrika's a good sport.

[xOBenzo92Ox]

I found that funny? ;D

[whoajo]

disgusting and not funny at all

[ccfcobro]

Fuck off you moaning bitch, go read the daily mail and bleed your heart out.

[ankenney]

she's rubbish.

[OohTheHorror]

Ulrika is just not funny at all.

[icarus666]

Blasphemy!!! :D

[sandprof]

who would you honestly like drive most? Ulrika or Nigella. Ulrika would be a more sports coupe', all leans lines and sleek handling and Nigella would be built more for comfort and not speed - sort of V8 leather seats, executive fully reclined version etc. Would be a nice choice to have though

[sweetcatatoniauk]

Sandprof: I think you'd rather be doing a car by the sounds of things

[sandprof]

nice point - sort of reverse Clarkesonism really. A car can get you from A to B and does not squinny none neither :-)

[Imaginaryflower]

lean lines, not any more

[n2dabloo]

Thanks for the link Zolom...

[drowzy721]

does anyone else think that will self isnt funny

[maccactm]

you'd like that wouldnt you?

you like my bowls dont you?

you could use your own bra but you like mine. dont you?

[pauldavies121]

Might spice it up better to see Ulrika eat Nigella's seafood.

[sandprof]

this would be a hell of a clip - a bit of cla jousting although both a bit old now

[pauldavies121]

Na, the riper the berry the sweeter the juice.

[ianmichaels12]

what happened my post?

[pillifjonkan]

cooked this yesterday, it tasted great!

[superiourcowies]

ulllllllllllllri ka ka ka

[jakyrecipe]

i luv nigella and her cooking ,that bitch urika shouldn't dosomething like that, nway urika herself has made look like a slut , nigella is way better and a beautiful woman inside and out.

[Bellocks1]

Calm down mate, it's just a comedy show.

[jackgreaves18]

jakyrecipe u r full of shit sunshine. its called comedy and u should look it up in the dictionary.

[jackgreaves18]

eat shit u prick, you are a dickhead what are you 8?

i ve just been to your channel, you have contributed nothing to youtube and just wite silly annoying comments to piss people off. i suggest you stop playing with poo because you are clearly spreading it all over the internet. now behave you stupid little twerp because if your mommy found out you were pissing people off like this she'd probably give you a smack.

[gloran1]

go ulrika!

[hestonlike]

You're strange!

[jackgreaves18]

lol just thought jakyrecipe was a bit silly and vented a bit of anger on him.

i feel bad about it now. (sortof)

[mijmijrm]

ugh!

You've been fantasizing about Nigella's insides, haven't you!

[pauldavies121]

What d'you mean? like her G spot?

I'm more of a clitoris aficionado myself.

[sandprof]

Ulrika is knocking on a bit but she would be sassy reading the phone book! Looks more like Liz Hurley in that clip tho

[OfficerJohnMcLane]

ahahahha i love that programme so much :)

reminds me of old days

[cityzen86]

aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah­hahahah funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y

[Anglichanen]

i drool over Ulrika. I think she's adorable. I'd love a wife like her.

[silverdale247]

Ulrika is a dog!!!! rrrrufffff!!!!

[djayricky]

I love to cook and watch the food network all the time, but this bit just made me realize why I watch Nigella's shows. She has been hypnotizing me the whole time with her sexy ways. I love the bra part LOL.

[shellythecrazed]

very funny...

you gotta admit.. she may be a good cook but she's one hell of a slut

[partridgeyouwanker]

not as much a slut as Debbie MGee

[Bellocks1]

and that's why we love her :D

[XgamerunlimitedX]

that was looking nice until she added the lard and pork shavings.

[simonramundo]

That was funny.Great Nigella Lawson Impression Ukiria.

[cherrycandy70]

Its so funny lol

[coryinthehouse6]

That was funny.

[rustyant]

Haha why is Will Self at the end dressed as some Tudor or something!? Classic Shooting Stars. You'd like that, wouldn't you

[golakers07]

Hilarious!

[Nightspeed777]

I WOULD!

[mileycyrusrocks4]

Nigella is the best cook.But that was funny.

[Lesley222]

Brilliant! Nigella is hilarious in the way she tries to sex cooking up. I can't believe she said, 'I like a good impaling' on Saturday Kitchen this week

[bhevoneza]

pity you! you cannot do what Nigella can, because you envy her that's why you destroy her image, not with us. shame on you............

[tpjpower]

Forsooth, dear friend, these fiends would defile the glorious image of Queen Nigella; and that would be a travesty - for it is she and she alone that must stand above the sharp wit of the satirist.

p i l l o c k

[vlgtube]

Ulrika is really good, indeed.

[ScienceFictionJunky]

Yes I would like that lol

[happyfeetishere]

Ulrika is the best she is funny.Lol

[ianmichaels12]

This censorship is wrong its one thing censoring on the BBC its self but BBC censoring people on the internet is an outrage.

Censoring and blocking logins is against the ethos of freedom of speech and if that doesn't bother those BBC fascists its surely a violation of a user agreement of youtube and new owners google.

[ScienceFictionJunky]

What the hell do human rights have to do with this video?

[pauldavies121]

Learn to read retard.

[ianmichaels12]

And this is crazy the BBC starting to block logins now because people comment unfavourably on their programmes.  BBC is meant to be in the job of representing and providing a service to the British public not censoring them that's why it gets those billions remember.

[ianmichaels12]

This is so painfully embarrassing it's a violation of peoples human rights.

[wooosah81]

Funny and extremely hot

[nigellaissexy]

lol Ulrika is funny.

[nigellaisthebest]

lol that was funny

[JoeSalter]

mark lamaar used to be funnyer than will self, then he became a bit of a dick on never mind the buzzcocks and now hes gone and noone nos where. spooky

[docattheradarstation]

bring back shooting stars (with willself! - without ulrika maybe, and without johnny vegas, but with charles higgins maybe or maybe julian barrat?) or just release them on dvd for gods sake!

[indistructibleflower]

They all are so boring....trying so hard to be funny...Yawn!

[binny25]

bitch ain't funny.

[blackflag06]

If they brought back Shooting Stars, you'd all like that wouldn't you?

[ileigh6]

i think that this is brillant.

[lysander1]

Hey! Cooool

[indistructibleflower]

is this supposed to be funny? don't really think so.....

[swarm69]

mate whats your problem shooting stars is legendery mabey not to your tastes but leve the sureal devine goodness wellalone i thank you sir i also thank your monkey good tuesday to you!!

[jac1202]

It's not meant to be funny, it's meant to be bloody hilarious.

[HEDCASE107]

Ulrikas actually hotter as a brunette!!! wow!

[ninelives121]

However Good idea for a porn movie Ulrika nibbling on Nigellas seafood.

[boundlesslife12]

What is up with the BBC why are they deleting comments. Aren't they happy enough with censorship on the airwaves but they have to start censorship on the internet.

Let the comments alone.

[Tvalo]

haha nigella is way hotter

[moosey62]

Nice one Ulrike! Hilarious!

[violinbloke]

Perfect. Nigella is even MORE ludicrous now.

What's the best way to confront the obesity problem which will fuck the NHS in years to come?? Commission a new series from the most over indulgent pig on TV. Great idea....

[stevenuuu1212]

i love the random bits of shooting stars like will self when he was dressed like shakespeare.

[NaStRaDaMuS2006]

yer Ulrika is fcuking well fit

[JCRME32]

I love Nigella Lawson's voice and she's very pretty. She's a good cook as well from what I've seen. I love to watch and listen to her. As to this, the impersonation was terrific. :) She nailed the accent too. :)

[sugarpuddin88]

I think she would like my pork(ing)

[ianmichaels12]

Yea British TV is so sad, they are all being so daring but the're afraid to mention one any muff diving joke.

The could have put in one "fresh tuna" joke.

[tomk799]

I agree completely, a crude joke which is completely irrelevant to the parody itself is just what this sketch needed.

[boundlesslife12]

You're a little slow, watch the sketch again, its about oral sex. And surely you know what licking out the bowl is a metaphor for (hint its a furry bowl)so its entirely appropriate after all. Who (male or female) hasn't fanticised about licking out Ulrika's bowl when it is moistened.

[tomk799]

Afraid not mate, the whole thing is essentially a caricature of Nigella's mannerisms. Fellatio is hinted at but not cunnilingus. The sketch is supposed to be funny, not offensive. It's not trying to be daring. And fish jokes are just pathetic.