Monty Python - I Wish to Report a Burglary

[gaurdianAQ]

So odd...

[theodora2345]

Oh god, that must've been so hard to act, their rhythm is just astonishing! XD

[MultiEvule]

what epizode please? :-) thanks

[MrAJMcMahon]

they can only hear by a certain way of talking to them hahaha

[Napalmog]

XAXAXA! δεν υπάρχει!

[PresidentOplo]

1:31 How did the Sergeant know all that? The citizen never told him that in a frequency the sgt could understand...

[Bonchanoize]

@PresidentOplo

He wrote it down

[peteq1972]

lmao this stuff is brilliant!

[ThisIsStupidist]

i dont get it

[fd191926]

I reported a burglary this very morning. Luckily it was'nt quite like this...

[MadOldPete]

@fd191926 sorry, didn't catch that. try all caps?

[fd191926]

@MadOldPete lol

I mean: LOL!

[TheReidman22]

thumbs up if this would make a great full length film

[Tennis599]

British humour will save the World!!!!!

[Utrilus]

THE INSANITY INSUES :D

[Chemeleon86]

That's what happens when cats get swine flu i guess..

[MrBlah15000]

131 people cannot speak in a higher register.

[Daaanieeel123]

Everything was hilarious... Apart from that ending that was a bit unnecessary.

[MrVC123]

This is very silly

[Unas1]

They dont make comedy now a days like this anymore

[g2lm4l]

This makes you ask the question: What is normal?

Dun, dun, duuuuun!

[Lshannon90]

I think this was my favourite one lol

[GameGal119]

I think that's in very bad taste.

[TaftBrigmon420]

@GameGal119 Yes but that's the part about it which most people love, some hate it, but I love it..

[GameGal119]

@TaftBrigmon420 No, it's what the chick at the end says. XD

[MrIndy0321]

CALLLING ALLL SQUAD CARS IN THE ARRRREEEEAAAAAAA. XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[Dictatorship23]

I wish I could have Graham's song as my ringtone

[TheEmmylou29]

pig: "Meow" :D

[Chemeleon86]

"What seems to be the trouble Sargent?"

"well this gentleman, sir, has just come in to report that he was sitting at home with a friend when he heard a noise in the back room, went round in to investigate to find that 5,000 pounds in the safe had been stolen" (not sure about that last part.. but still sounds Epic)

[Darksabre812]

130 people disliked this? Obviously they didn't hear it in the proper vocal tone.

[withalittlehelpfrom3]

"I think that's in very bad taste..."

[InvdrShadowPony]

"SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!"

Why did he say that?

[TheEmmylou29]

wut the hell is rong with da pig?

[Chav0202]

MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!

[Anhsirk420]

LMAOOOOOOOO this shit is hilarious

[GuitarAndWow]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD

[AnthropomorphicHorse]

I THINK THATS IN VERY BAD TASTE *meow*

[xEliJayy]

LOL this was exactly what I was doing xD

[BNSFandSP]

Graham needs it lower to speak to him, but not to the DI?

[kerligurrlll]

hihi i am very talented and open

[RedwallRox]

'burgalry', lol

[HoukouAoi123]

trollice

[deadstillcurious]

That last part where he calls the squad cars gets me every time.

[zarulhairee]

poor guy.. i hope his vocal chord weren't tore open...

[bluesboy25000]

I think that's in very bad taste

[MrAvecool]

This is hilarious i love monty python :)

[godshavedaqueen]

the 'meow' in te end :)

[Austyg]

@godshavedaqueen ... ahh ... "meow" while the visual is of a pig! Thanks for the pointer. :)

[multijakeable]

i like the part at 1:29

[multijakeable]

I JUST LOVE THIS VIDEO

[DerangedFruitHands]

1:14 How did he understand him at a regular voice?

[136tomcalixtro45]

hm Hot latin blond girl

[Cactusman96]

"CALLING ALL SQUAD-CARS IN THE AREEEAAAA!" :D

[Jemmybeans]

only monty python makes me crack up like a looney

[CrazyTrainisawesome]

I... am... lost. What? oh monty python. Right, Carry on.

[ryannen]

I can't really explain why I like this, and why I don't like Saturday Night Live........ They are both stupid, but they are different.

[sasha01198]

@ryannen i think this is actually funny while SNL is just stupid. i think i only laughed once or twice when i watched SNL but i laugh every single time i see Monty Python

[mrmagicroundcircle]

its fucking ridiculous

[manofweed1]

@mrmagicroundcircle Maybe, but it's based on a true story !!

[rachelisinsane]

I WISH TO REPORT A BURGLRY!!!

[gabenovski]

@rachelisinsane Report a what?

[rachelisinsane]

@gabenovski burglry... if you listen carefully, it sounds like they are saying burglry!!

[gabenovski]

@rachelisinsane mmm, could you try it in a higher register? :P

[thelasoftheinsane]

I wish to report 129 people

*Speak up will you sir,

I wish to REPORT 129 people

*I can't hear you sir

I WISH TO REPORT 129 PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

[The2crystals]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLINGGGGG ON SQUAD CARS IN THE AAAAARREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Kemonokami]

@The2crystals

I THINK THAT'S IN VERY BAD TASTE.

[techdavey1000]

9080 likes, 129 dislikes, oh well the 129 must all be coppers! (it doesn't need Sherlock Holmes to work that one out!) Brilliant video that makes on laugh.

[Grandy12]

I love this sketch, I just think it's far too short. They should have kept it going for two more characters before starting the discussion.

[rambadibow]

Look up the one where a couple goes to buy a couch or something similar. Same premise, something like 5 characters.

[rambadibow]

Sorry, it was a mattress

watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU

[missemilyjd]

that was soo funnyyy !! but what was with the end ?

[joshgret]

Monty Pythons are gods! I do dry humor too i love it. see my channel!

[perrin6]

Splunge kefoorplatz, kefoorplatz zegistler ! (percoram peroram nice)

[Moredhel1983]

ELLO SAAARG!

[TerranIsImba]

CAAAAAAAAlling all squad cars in the AAAAREEEAAA!!

[little69111]

fookin mad

[DTEGU]

wohs tearg a si siht

[techdavey1000]

A friend of mine wouldn't like this as he was burgled out of £500 worth of stuff when his landlady's front door was forced. A few months later a bloke with bolt cutters got out of the passenger side of a pikey van and stole his £300 pushbike. Well this is what happens when one struggles to hold down a NMW job in Cardiff. He saw the bike a few weeks later being ridden in a gang. When the police arrived in a car they virtually performed this sketch until the gang melted away! He's very angry.

[SkataKPonos]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's the absolute MONTY PYTHON CHAOS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! i am gonna need another kidney soon!!!!!

[SkataKPonos]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's the absolute MONTY PYTHON CHAOS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[XuanMaxieep369]

mmh just turned 18 and want to learn what fun is all about

[Shockwave474]

I wish all policemen had that kind of handicap. Sure, crime rates would be high as hell, but people would be a whole lot happier laughing at the police's expense all the time.

[MindstormXL]

woem etsat dab yrev ni staht kniht I

[FlyingFocs]

.suoiralih yletulosbA .sehcteks etirovaf ym fo eno ylisae si sihT

[khenry123ify]

what a fucked up hilarious video

[sallygirl2066]

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

[NinjaSpiderVI]

Freaking LOL!

[nafruito]

this is actually my favourite python sketch ever, which is so very hard for me to say, because the michaelangelo sketch is so amazing.

[shoter111]

1.24 sounds like an impression of gordon brown

[SlimySnail44]

The last two scenes? "I think that's in very bad taste" next scene "meow (image of a pig)" WTF????

[Iamvillainous]

i wish to report a ''burgery''

[Esteten87]

@Homemadepro !sdnuop derdnuh lareves tsol ev'I !yralgrub a troper ot ekil dluow I

[JDLupus]

@Esteten87 How long did it take you to write that??

[JustTheGardener]

I thinks that's in very bad taste.

[JimmyPage4Eva13]

I WISH TO REPORT A BURGALRY!!! Could you repeat the last word? BURGALRY!!!!!!!!

[Applemask]

It's quite heartwarming that they have a system. They know what they're doing.

[steviejacko]

great video you lucky person hahaha : )

[CrapTurret94]

More like "calling all squad cars in the aria".

I thought of that days ago.

[hegofinr]

sounds like Woy Hodgson

[TheTonedragon]

Burgalry?

[joeNUFC23]

iway amway orrysay iway ancay onlyway understandway igpay atinlay. Ifway ouyay areway eadingray isthay ouyay areway away egendlay!

[TheTechnoToast]

@joeNUFC23 really? I am definately reading this.That's really sad. iay eelfay orrysay orfay ouyay. :-)

[DirtyGhettoOmellete]

this is the funniest thing ever!!!!!!

[ShanesAutos]

never ever drink a cup of tea while watching Monty Python, it'll come up quicker than it goes down.

[lemonjellies]

That pig at the end disturbs my mind.

[Xalzia]

2:08 WTF DID THAT COME FROM?!?!?

[bellanator805]

Calling All Squad Cars In The Areaaaaaaaaa!!!! Omg rofl my favorite skit!!!

[EmoZeldaFan0X]

Um.... Ok :)

[LACO777alessio]

!!!!!!!!!!

[LACO777alessio]

Genius

[HalfPieProductions]

125 people lost £5000 :3

[DirtyTurtleesVideos]

@dwarfer22 it's in the video?

[TangoSlapp]

"I think that's in very bad taste" WTF

[Waddle5blue]

Great shows

[MonsterTruckJesus]

he's not Welsh, no he's not

[UndefinedWraithe]

I wish to weport a burgluwy.

[comanchio1976]

@UndefinedWraithe Carol Thatcher eat y'hear out!;)

[thomascow1]

.*****Thumbs up

[vdeferens]

I wish to report a burglawy.

[Blackening6]

lol

[MrBastilleDay]

The weirdest thing about these guys.....I often dont know WHY I'm laughing!!

[kris321971]

Haha oh Monty python, the things you come up with can't even be compared to SNL.

[SarahWhovian]

I LOVE THIS! :D

[mobelso25]

*singing* calling all squad cars in the area!!!

[homemadepro]

I'm afraid I can't read your comments people, can you type them in backwards form please?

[MrKoiking1]

@homemadepro ?siht ekil

[TangerineWizard123]

@homemadepro TNUC

[NathanH97]

@homemadepro ynnuf yrev saw taht

uoy t'nera siht daer ot gniyrt rof das etiuq er'uoy

[NathanH97]

@homemadepro !yralgrub a troper ot hsiw I

[brotherjames10]

@homemadepro !yralgurb a torper ot hsiw I

[ThaddeusRobe]

@homemadepro ?spac-lla ni taht taeper uoy naC

[anima2221]

@ThaddeusRobe I CAN'T HEAR YOU, PLEASE SPEAK WITH EVERY OTHER WORD IN CAPS PLEASE

[DeadLegaciesUK]

@anima2221 I'M sorry I couldn't QUITE catch ALL of THAT were YOU talking TO me, IF you WERE i WOULD appreciate YOU repeating IT by GIVING each LETTER of YOUR sentence AN according NUMERICAL counterpart FOR example A would BE 1 AND b WOULD be 2.

[Heeeeeeermione]

@homemadepro .drah fo dnik si siht tub ,yrroS ?od siht lliW !yletulosbA

[ShanesAutos]

@homemadepro won uoy ot esnes ekam siht seoD

[Aar0nDavis]

@homemadepro .mrof sdrawkcab yb neam uoy tahw wonk yltcaxe ton od I tpecxe, dluow I, haeY

[wolflover8765]

@homemadepro ?nwod edis-pu tnemmoc ruoy etirw esaelp uoy dluoC .dnatsrednu t'nod I yrros m'I

[geasscanceler16]

@wolflover8765 ¿ʇuoɟ ɹǝƃƃıq ɐ uı ǝdʎʇ noʎ plnoɔ ˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹnoʎ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı 'ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı

[Dragoj419]

@homemadepro ynnuf si oediv siht

[ColtraneTaylor]

@homemadepro taht kcuf ho

[blackraylancer]

@homemadepro

?nitaL ni dna ,nwod-edispu ,sdrawkcab dias tsuj uoy gnihtyreve epyt uoy nac ,uoy teg t'nod I ,yrroS

[DtTV94]

@homemadepro suoiralih si sihT

[inamerica55585]

@homemadepro yralgrub a troper ot hsiw I

[mwoosey]

@homemadepro Yralgrub a troper ot hsiw I.

[Julianm1993]

@homemadepro q: melborp on ko

[philjk9372]

@homemadepro uoy dnatsrednu t'nac i yrros ?tahw

[jamzedodger]

@homemadepro sorry, couldn't understand that, would you mind repeating your comment in capitals please? and pig latin, just to make it clearer, but if that's difficult, its only voluntary. terribly sorry, thank you.

[yetisfeet2]

@homemadepro ko lli eb erus ot od taht morf won no

[grato]

@homemadepro !reve nohtyp ytnom tseb

[DurasDrum]

@homemadepro ¿ɹıs 'ɐǝʇ ɟo dnɔ ɐ ǝʞıן noʎ pןnoʍ

[Robotix332]

@homemadepro ?esaelp mrof sdrawkcab ni meht epyt uoy nac ,elpoep stnemmoc ruoy daer t'nac I diarfa m'I

[SneakyOstrich]

@homemadepro .rettel latipac a rettel driht yreve ekam ouy dluoc, ouy dnatsrednu ot drah stI

[NPBaudelaire]

@SneakyOstrich It'S a bIt hArd, But I'll Try To dO it...

[psycho1279]

@SneakyOstrich im SorRy iM haVinG diFfiCulTy hEarIng ThaT stAteMenT coUld You Try TypIng In lImeRicK anD rePlaCinG alL leTteR "c"s WitH "b"s And LetTerS "g"s WitH "p"s For ExaMplE

so LimEriCklY i BomMenT onE stUpiD brIt

iTs tAkeN so LonG wiTh nO trOphY to Sit

It bOppLes My hEad

Ban I juSt pO to Bed?

Im nOw rEboPniSed An uPpeRblAss TwiT

leTs sEe iF anYonE is Mad EnoUgh To tRy tHat Old CheSsnUt, sEriOusLy tHouGh tHis ComMenT toOk aGes At 3aM buT waS woRth It... sOmeHow

[SneakyOstrich]

@psycho1279 Id rather not ;)

[WolfPirateSkull]

@homemadepro erus i nac yna gniht os ouy nac daer tahw i annaw yas

[TheTechnoToast]

only monty python could do something as silly as this

[TheTechnoToast]

IIII WWIISSHH TTOO RREEPPOORRTT AA BBUURRGGLLAARRYY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!

[noicon85]

Let's try this again! What we have here is a failure to communicate. Oh who am I kidding? This was a total communication break down.

[treemarble]

highlights communication issues excellently .

masters.

[wwe4everfav]

CALLING ALL MONTY PYTHON FANS IN THE AAAAREEEEAAAA!

[HulkHoganFann2009]

i wish to report a Burglary too LOL

[HappyWeirdo3]

CALLING ALL SQUAD CARS IN THE AREA!!!!

[jezagee]

I love the end... i think it's in bad taste too lol

[dharmaseed]

"Wellthisgentlemansirhasjustco­meintoreportthathewassittingat­homewithafriendwhenheheardanoi­seinthebackroomwentroundtoinve­stigatenadfoundthatfivethousan­dpoundsinsavingshadbeenstolen!­"  *whew*!

[theastralproject]

WAT XD

[GeneralLagspam]

"Meow." Best. Line. EVER.

[SpaceMasterRahel]

XDD what. the. hell.

XDDDD

[speakingofsegways]

"CAAAAAAALLing all SQUAD CARS in the AAAAAAREAAAAAAAA"

I lost my shit.

[Slitheringpeanut]

@speakingofsegways Hope you cleaned up after yourself.