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  • Billie Joe is my hero.

  • Haha I love this:

    I love kids. Not in that pervy kind of way. I got kids. 

  • A da guys at the tattoo shop were like haha Billie that's rite u don't take shut from anyone!

  • HAHA OMG THATS AWESOME!!!! LOL "YOU MOTHERFUCKER, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!! lol that made my day!!

  • Aw that was sweet and hilarious. You can only get something like that from Billie!

  • dont get me wrong i love billie joe and green day but i dont think this is real, dont u think if he had beat the shit out of some random dude, he would of sued the shit out of him?

  • @mrpillsniffer theyre in a car and hes beating a kid, child if i understood right..maybe the kid couldnt do anything and was scared to death..

  • kinda pity jason who needs to play the guitar along with his story until he ends his story :O

  • sweetest fucking story. ever.

  • @bobandbil2011 im saying he can shut up and listen to billie rant all day

  • 1 person disliked.... that's that person that got bitten up by Billie Joe xDD

  • @angielka9 and the other person stuck up for the guy tht got beat and got beat up worse holy muther fucking shit, its 5 am and i havnt gone to sleep

  • This is just lovely.

  • Billie: I love you

    Adrienne: I love you too

    THAT'S LOVELY!

    THUMBS UP! :)

  • i love billie joe i agree i definitely wish he can be cloned lol hes everything i want in my dream guy!!! :))

  • Gosh i love Before The Lobotomy story time (: He is such a great role model isnt not even funny!

  • @jonaslove951 CLONE HIM!.... I wish...

  • i think im gonna cry :') (sigh)... I need a billie joe...

  • Awesome story! Billie is a good story teller... The ending was sweet to:D

  • haha thats the best story ever wonder what the gut thought after that

  • Oh and see the 1 dislike?

    That must be the guy that got beat to shit:)

  • @EmmieTheDino and the 2nd is the one that drove the car :P

  • Best. Fucking. Story. EVER :)

  • hold on a second...,.,, -jumps in window and beats the sht out of the asshole-

  • And i beat the SHIT out of him ^^

  • "Adrienne, I'm sorry" xD

  • How many times did he say fuck

  • @Abigailstebbins more often than he normally says "you know" xD

  • @GreenPark91 ya

  • Billie Joe will forever be my inspiration

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  • Yeah!! Let's do shots!!

    Love him- he taught me how to live, feel, love, hate and etc.- before that I was a little bitch who loved all those fuckin'shit "stars":P

    Billie-love you and always will!! Please keep teaching us how to feel...

  • He always tells this story in like 10 diffrantways xD but it always involvs adrienne

  • i would of loved to see that!

  • He always says sweet inspirational things, before Before The Lobotomy. He introduced his mom in one:D

  • I love fuckin love this video!

  • he loves tell us stories :)

    btw, what literally he sais at 2:45 ??

  • Lmao

  • hahaha,"I dive in thru the window and im holding my phone out like this, an im beating the shit outta this guy sayin,"YOU MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK U! FUCK U! FUCK U! and the ppl in the front seat were like, "O shit get this crazy asshole outta my car!" FUCK YEA BILLIE!!!!!!

  • Brando! ..wait, is this the guy of the song 'Spike' by FBHT? (;',

  • Gather around kids Billie is going to tell us one of his awesome stories  :)

  • awww so cute adrienne is lucky i give them all my wishes and hope they spend their lifes with eachother what a cute couple billie dont listen to the people that say shit about adrianne they are just jealos

  • lol !! billies like.- And im holding my phone out like this.. and im just like Punchin him FUK U! FUK U! FUK U! FUK U! XD made my day x and yh -I got a wife too... crowd- AWW!! (silently thinkin) FUK U ADDRIENNE! shes one LUCKY bitch...

  • lolz at the begining, " i love kids, not in that pervy kind of way but i like kids." lolz billie.

  • Billie: I got a wife too....

    Crowd: AWWWWW

    lolz

  • in short billie joe beats up anybody who says green day sucks

  • in short billie joe beats up anybody who says green day sucks

  • this made my day! go billie! dont take anyones shit! even if i saw like... the singer for nickleback (i hate nickleback sorry if anyone likes them) i wouldnt TELL them i dont like their band... i would just think it. damn the nerve of some people. fuckin idiots

  • YOU GO BILLIE! YOU GO! :D

    awww, the end was the best :)

  • I'm sorry, but even though I loved Dookie, this just comes off as immature. You know, bragging about assaulting someone and cussing so much.

  • Billie Joe, anyone who ever messes with u, u make them crap their pants! NEVER let them mess with u! U put them in their place!

  • "and I jumped through the window into the backseat of his car and started beating th shit outta his fuckn motherfucker" this is why I love him, he doesnt take shit from anybody.

  • billie is half evil and 100% sexy

  • Lol, how did this NOT get on the news? I mean, i could just picture the media rushing over and salivating over this story, and one way or another the story would be bent to make Billie seem like a really evil guy. Any NYC residents happen to catch a headline?

  • I'm happy this video has 0 dislikes cuz it's one of my favs!

  • He's SO AMAZING!

  • ha ha fuck u! fuck you!! ha funny story. until the end. im all awwwwww Billie and Adrienne... Adrienne,im sorrry. im sorry too. i luv you. i luv you too. awww!!!!!

  • i love him soooooooooooooooooooo much!

  • @Dancententer4 ur going to be his Daughter-in-law its that he and Jakob dont know that yet

  • WIN. Especially that he was on the phone all that time. :'3

  • @Pineapple201201 xDD lmao, i have!!

  • He doesnt take shizzle from anyone... He would dive into the backseat of a car;)

  • OMG....very sweet and funny hahahah

  • he's THE BEST!!!!

    I fucking love him !!!!! I want someone like him *O*

  • uh jason i think u can stop now lol

  • This story is perfect. I watched this with my friend a day before seeing green day in concert and holy shit we laughed our asses off, but then cried because they are such a perfect couple. They should make a book of their lives, it would be awesome.

    I hope they stay together forever!!

  • Billie joes son is named Jakob... Not Jacob...

  • I hate how ppl always mistake this...

  • awesome lol

  • OMG! this is so awesome and sweet :) good on u billie :) :')

  • hahaha!!!!! im surprised that adrienne stayed on the phone through it all, she must have been all What in the fuck! hahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hey ive heard that brando died...can anyone tell me if its true or if its justt a rumor??

  • what did billie joe argue about with adrienne..? plz answer me! :))

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  • i like how he was walking up and down

  • OMG !!! its so cute :) :) :) i love him !!!

  • damn. maybe i should say that to billie, just so he can beat my ass and i can say "hey, i got my ass kicked by one of the coolest guys ever." maybe im a bit too desperate to meet him in person

  • wooot!!! GO BILLIE!!! I LOVE THIS!!! THATS AWSOME!!!

  • Wait did he say he has kids!?!?!?!?! I WANT BILLIE JOE TO BE MY DAD!!!

  • @blackmoonwolf5 he has 2 kids : Jacob and Joey

  • hahaha!!

    he is soo funny!!

  • YOU GO BILLIE! Don't take shit from NO ONE! You are the best! I love the story..it was so sweet...even when he beated the guy up! AwwwwWw so sweet!

  • Can somebody write what he said? So I translate it and know the story

  • definatley my favorite storyteller:)

  • igot on stage in 2009

  • i want billie joe

  • Awwwww ^_^

  • AWWWWWWW did he say "i love you baby" at the end? so cute

  • @hotactionpunk123 yeah he did but that was adrienne who said that!!!!!^^ i fucking love this couple, they're amazing!!!!!^^

  • I want Billie Joe!he's mine!!

  • "Adrienne, I'm sorry"

    "I'm sorry 2"

    and than I was like...

    "I love you.."

    "I love you 2"

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw <3333333333

  • "I love kids. Not in a pervy kind of way, but I like kids. I've GOT kids. I have a wife too.'

    Tad bit random ;'D

  • butt chins 4 breakfast

  • Hell yeah billie joe is fucking awesome!!

  • I went like.. AAAAHW at the end <3

  • hahaha awsome

  • he did this story in LA & Brando was actually sitting right in front of me during the show!

  • Billie Joe said the key to his perfect marriage is to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

    ...

    *sigh* Can't someone clone him or something?

    Cause I want a Billie Joe.

  • @AutumnsAddiction he didnt say that about marriage he said that about making a band work for 21 years. i have the picture of him writing the letter to prove it :) haha

  • @AutumnsAddiction if you find someone who can clone billie joe give me their number XD x

  • @ImAmyNdILoveGreenDay lmao, everyone will be running around with little Billie clones. xD bahaha!

  • @AutumnsAddiction fucking amen lmao

  • @AutumnsAddiction actually its keep the sex dirnty thers an 'n' above it :)

  • @GreenFanZone lolol

  • @AutumnsAddiction me tooooooooo

  • i love that story!! i attempted to tell my sister about it but screwed the whole thing up lol.. i love how he doesnt take ppls crap :]

  • I am so gonna find that fucking tattoo shop and get a green day tattoo

  • "His name was Brando"

  • how do u not love him? :D

  • hahahahaha

  • "Fuck ya, Billie, you don't fucking take shit from anybody. That's fuckin amazing" (:

  • I think he meet alot of mexicans lmfao hahaha

  • Oh my fucking god. that was fucking hilarious.

  • If someone said that to me I would jump into the backseat too

  • i love billie joe he is amazing ....if he didnt have a wife i would be all over him!!! i would be like "hes mine and im not sharing!!!"

  • thats my boy...

  • Oh my God! Billie Joe's just so cute and funny! haha x'D

  • ooo myy godd!!! i love billie!! he dosent take crap from anyone!! haha

  • hahaha i <3 him..!! I bet that guy was like..''Oh is BJ he cant do anything he's on the phone..& we'll go out of here laughing & telling everyone what I said..''..Then few minutes later..the beast attacks haha

  • xD who else but Billie would jump into someones car!

    Go Green Day

  • XD I love how he narrates and tells stories and stuff, I could quote so many things

  • i love billie joe more than anything in this worls accept god. God rulz

  • I love BJ more then my fuckin' life!

  • @DheFreak Amen dude BJA is tha best Love u Billie Joe u rock!!!!!

  • @lewcore yeah im atheist bu cmon u dont love ur mom or dad u just love somthin thats not real..ps fuck all u catholics protesting about gay people at ur funereral u fkn piece of shit should be ashamed :(

  • i love how he stand up fo rhimself and his band!!! aww... i love him!!!! he's amazingg!

  • :D

    great..xD omg so crazy...=D

    Hello?...I still have my phone on..xD

    Awesome.

  • ha ha ha billie is f**king funny

    i love this story it is so funny

    and yea billie joe doesnt take shit.

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  • HAHAHAHA

    nobody else would. thats what makes green day green day

  • I love Billie Joe for this reason

  • BEST FUCKING STORY BY HIM FOREEVER!<3 LOVE IT!<3 LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!<3 Billie Joe My Fucking Hero My Fucking GOD!<3 Love the story and love him and of course Green Day<3

  • BJA such a character, so talented, so entertaining, awesomely talented musician

  • i could listen to this over and over again. it never gets old, just like mr. armstrong.

  • fantastic audio - NICE STORY. haha... and he was like "i love kids" in the beginning! and he started "beating the shit out of this kid". awesome.

  • This is why i love billie. He's just crazyyy like that. <333

  • wow

  • THT'S FREAKIN RIGHT BILLIE JOE DONT TAKE TAKE SHIZ FROM ANY1!!! THT IS OUR BILLIE RIGHT THERE PPL!!! Rock On BJA u rock always!! 4ever Green Day!!!

  • billie billie billie billie dont take that shit shit shit shit

  • The best part of the story was the end. :) so sweet

    FRIGGIN AWESOME U GO BILLIE!!!!!!

  • dont mess with billie cause he dont take shit like what happend

  • Rock on BJ!

  • this is why we love him

  • I WUz THERE BEST NIGHT EVER! I WAS LAUGHIN SO FREAKING HARD!

  • his wife is so lucky hes hot as!!!!!!!!!

    lol motherfucker!

  • lmao! mother fucker!

  • lol- he dived into the back seat of some random guys car and hes like"adrienne hold on a second". then " you motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!".

  • You know what I find funny? How that guy that hated them knew Billie's name! It's like, "Okay, you hate them. But yet you know the lead singer's name?" But I guess tons of people, Green Day fans and -not alike, know Billie's name. LOL xD

  • Even better he could recojnize him while driving down the street! I'm sure there were others on the street and he just so happened to see Billie Joe and tell it's him!

  • @mindthreat44 it was just a publicity scam so that billie would actually notice them. people do that all the time. ya kno? like they pick a fight with billie just so tht they can get noticed and maybe touch him (nt like tht) ya kno?

  • i love this story, i was there at that concert.

  • this is cute:)

  • Does someone can give me a summary of this story pleaaaze !! I'm French and i can't understand every word he says, i'd like so much ! Even in English, that's not bad but just to know what he talks about...

    Thank you in advance :)

  • @kodo59 Okay so Billy and his friend want to go to a bar and when they get there his wife calls and they argue over whatever and these idiots pull up and say they suck and billie tells his wife to hold on and jumps through the back window and beats the living shit out of the guy and when he is done his friend asks him to do shots and a little while later he realizes his wife is still on the phone and they apologize and say i love you.

  • Thank you EverySecondCounts112 ! I love you :)

  • @kodo59 haha no problem :)

  • 'i love kids; not in a pervy kinda way but i love kids' XD

  • O hahaha i beat up any1 dat sayz gd sukz 4m my skul!!! Datz wut im known 4 @ my jr hi.

  • lmfao "mother fucker!" billie beating the shit out of some guy hahaha! hilarious lmao

  • I hugged him =p

  • aw billie. :) he is so adorable. this story is hilarious. i love him

  • Damn why didn't anybody film Billie beating the shit outta that guy. It would have been awesome to see Rock on Billie Joe.And weird thing when he was telling the story he sounded just like my pastor at my church which is really weird and the guitar beginning to Before The Lobotomy just made me think he was the church pastor XD

  • Rip Brando :(

  • How did Brando die

  • He killed himself

  • you think greenday sucks heck when i am 19 i will do anything for him he is a god i dream about him my sister dropped by his house but he wanted to play with his kids now that is what i call a caring father :'( luv youu billie xx

  • Somehow I don't doubt he would do that!!! But that's why we luv him ^.^!!!

  • god i no.... he would do that! but thats y hes so awesome!

  • no he would he's done that before

  • OMG....too bad someone didn't have a video camera for THAT one!! LOL!! TOO funny. Gotta love Billie Joe. <3

  • i wanna go to a green day concert soo bad i had three chances to go but i couldnt! im really pissed

  • his kids and wife were touring with him too!!! haha so they prolly heard this story