so technically speaking because you think 'dis faggot needs a big fat black cock inside hes ass'... are you A.cracking on to him by trying to get him aroused? or B.Trying desperately to tell the world that you honestly think he deserves a special reward because his video's are completely to your liking?
Sean does more for the English language than anyone else I can think of. Everyone watch his videos and make these... expressions of his... common, every-day phrases and idioms!
I will pass this along to the clone-religio-centric posers, that try to push THEIR smile coated fear onto me as if sent by Jeeeezuuuus himself. After all...it is like you say: "nice people got us into THIS".
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Sounds like Nietzsche, but without his confidence, intelligence, and eloquence. Congrats poster, you've managed to get as far as Nietzsche did it his first written page.
It's the cycle of elitism shown to us throughout our dismal history, but this time, there's a twist: there's no fucking place to run. It's gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better. More and more of us are waking up, and they can't shutoff the truth.
You are fucked up and funny and all, but that comment on your blog.. "Why do we hate America? You're lucky we don't!"
Just remember, it wouldn;t take much to trim off the curly rotten populated edges of that cow patty in the Pacific you reside upon, effectively rendering it ready for us to move in.
You don't have to be outside the states to not like it's actions. But hopefully the current coke snorting, beer drinking, friend shooting, lie while I'm smiling at you, administration will get what is coming to it. Unfortunately it does not seem like the ditto heads learned nothin'. Be Well.
Sean, you're coming fromplanet 'lurve' & all us sensible folk know that - shame on all those who are yet to acknowledge that the underlying force of hate is love - otherwise why would you/we give a shit?
Sean, You're the only person who vlogs on YT that is surprised when you talk shit about America and then get a backlash. I'm surprised at the people who turn on you bcuz every 3rd video you hate on America like a broken record so it's really no surprise. America hating is the essential ingredient to your channel. Its like a broken, it's like a broken, it's like a broken
Sadly, no it won't. The hate will get redirected towards somebody else. It always does. And quit using using "America" when you specifically mean "the American government". This American was looking for a job during the months leading up to the second Iraq war and wasn't party to the short-sighted decision-making that went on. I don't appreciate it when I get blamed for things I have no control over.
Mike, mike, mike...you're taking this too personally. That which is done in our name is, whether we want it or not, OURS to own. As long as we lack the guts to rise up and scream until we're heard, we own it!!!! We have yet to find out just how much sacrifice it will take to take the country back and how much pain and blood will spill.
Great video, and I agree with you totally (like always). And that protest-with-polices-beating-people doesn't sound like much fun. It's always a shame when people think they know what's best for others, and usually that concludes to violence and/or killing. Hey, you should be in politics!
Yay for me too! My head's not up my ass...at least I don't THINK it is...but I'd better take a quick peek up there just to be sure...hang on...OH SHIT!
Hmm, when nice hominids do ugly it's always extra-hurtful ... isn't a moderate stance de facto the most "radical" as it has the least panacea/snake-oil factor or chronic ideology-poisoning?
Government tends to infantilize its polity as it gains power ... & its been chugging along unhindered for many millennia now ... dada?
Joyhurt spankings inflict my synapses from another pungent dose of the seanophone! The Bullshit-O-Tron Striketh Again!
I think i know the feeling though: Soaking up the dark side like a sponge named Disgust, that tends to make for really lovely depressions for some. Shrugging it off makes for psycho's, internalizing it makes for cutters and being creative and rebellious about it probably makes for eloquent and cynical Bloggers. Or Vloggers or whatever it's called.
No, it is all in the balance. You are probably kilo's nice and good , it's just that *they* aren't really. Baah to the sheeep, nice and good have fuck all to do with the people that daily inspect our bungholes for that constant creamy output that makes their index fingers what they are: Stinky beacons of blame, pointed towards those butt plugged with insane sanity butt plugs. Anally fixate a microfiber from time to time, mea culpa but i wanna be niiiiiiiceee dammit.
"good intentions pave the road to hell" What's hell anyways? Haven't you noticed also, The nicest, sweetest people tend to be the kind that when they lose it........they really lose it. lose it like a nuclear war head going off
You Think... that doesn't make you an idiot... it makes most of the world look like a bunch of jerkoffs because they know !!!!!! They just won't say it... 5 stars Sean...
Your doing great sean, dont let the anomonous people on youtube randomly abuse you without taste or foundation, some people do this quite a bit ^_^ but your a fair bit like me in terms of your views I might not agree with everything you say but thats what makes opinions so powerful :) if everyone agreed on everything that would be boring but people who say FUCK YOU SEAN are a bit too far to the other extreme eh?
Yeah, I don't get that. If see something I don't like I move along or leave a comment that has something to do with the content. Well, I *hope* I do that anyway....
I would hate to think that I could only listen to the ideas of those who are in total agreement with me! Sean, sometimes you tick me off, but I always come back for more because you are challenging! Keep up the good work!
As an American and an ex-Mormon, I know cults, and I agree with you that America has been and is one. On the dimly-lit-but-not-totally-dark side, the tragic events in the world today seem to be serving as a bit of a reality-check for us.
Reality check? What? You think the US is the only country to experience "terror"? The UK, Germany, Spain.. lots more. The US is the only one to implode on itself and take away it's own freedoms. Stupid gits. It would also help things if the US wasn't the biggest exporter and supporter of terrorism in the world. Then maybe people would want to kill the US. Ya think?
lets face facts here, nice people are softer then shit and they are ALWAYS the cocksuckers that complain about not enough laws for stupid shit, not enough safety crap on vehicals...like those FUCKING windows that don't go all the way down...AND what pisses me off THE MOST is how they fucking complain when you heckle their kid at a fucking basketball game...which is when i turn into a bastard and start heckling the parents, and their 2 year old daughter
It's your views on shit like this that make me respect ya. You say shit I'm thinking. Only you say it much more hilariously cause I haven't tried to speak it hilariously...or something.
I know this won't really compare to what you witnessed, but maybe a month ago there was a gay pride parade. The city designated two streets for protestors, and designated them as "Freedom Lanes". In a country where every man is supposed to be born "equal", that is, equal rights to the guy to the left, regardless... They're blocking off streets to say the opposite. This year, I'm pushing for Freedom Lanes at the Macy's day parade.
If you were a stadium rock act, I'd be holding up my lighter, along with the 30,00 other fans, in tribute. I haven't noticed you going crosseyed with rantjoy before. Now I can look forward to more colonoscopies and remain happppy.
It's simple really. Only trust the "bad" people, they will almost always do bad things and when they do good, people are happy, but "good" people will eventually do bad. The expectations on them are to do good and no one can be like that all the time, we are human after all...
Is the Master Race mentality back in this millennium?
It seems there are some sensitive Americans whose national pride is easily bent out of shape by an Australian in possession of an internet connection and a sharp tongue.
To them I would say:
'There are enough good things about your country without resorting to fabrications such as inventing everything under the sun or comparisons about GNP.'
It is this wacky self-idolization which makes the comparison to a cult an interesting one.
good people can be as bad as the bad ones...americans(good...prently) backs the excicution laws(bad)well u get wot i mean just look at george bush...haa that shall be my answer to every thing...sure your boyfriend broke up with you but it could be worse girlfriend you could be george bush in an arabain markiee
keeping your head out your ass would seem to be one part ostrich syndrome and one part a misguided attempt to return to the womb... or simply an involuntary urge to have the most stylish hat?
Hahahah! Great stuff as usual. Reminded me of a conversation I had with my mom recently. I was shocked when she said she was concerned because I seemed unhappy. "You're always angry." It dawned on me at that moment that I'm never happier than when I'm thoroughly pissed off about something.
I just feel like posting again, probably one of my most favorited of his videos, now only if everyone spoke the language of Sean...
mathofackoicp 4 years ago
hey im black
mane4123 4 years ago
fuck u
dets00b 4 years ago
what dis faggot needs is a big fat black cock inside hes ass,
kalbongaso187 4 years ago
so technically speaking because you think 'dis faggot needs a big fat black cock inside hes ass'... are you A.cracking on to him by trying to get him aroused? or B.Trying desperately to tell the world that you honestly think he deserves a special reward because his video's are completely to your liking?
TalkOfCircles 4 years ago
he just want to be the next rosie o donell.
kalbongaso187 4 years ago
nobody wants to be the next rosie o'donnel.
are you on crack son.
CheeezMaster 4 years ago 3
Finally - someone who speaks SENSE! ;-)
DancesWithDeath 4 years ago
HILARIOUS LOL, that's the best video Sean has ever made, thumbs up from the war amps.
mathofackoicp 4 years ago
You know sean, you are funny.
justinjm 4 years ago 2
Walking colonoscopies?
Sean does more for the English language than anyone else I can think of. Everyone watch his videos and make these... expressions of his... common, every-day phrases and idioms!
EvotalKraeto 4 years ago 4
This is truly a classic- to be shown to every school child, and when they can explain its meaning to a teacher, they can graduate.
lambecolin 4 years ago
I like how the first related video is, "Does this workout make my boobs & butt look big?"
ROFL! Yes, yes it does. But not your brain.
kublakhan1816 4 years ago
classic.
seageek 4 years ago
No shit...nice people will f*ck you quick like a bunny!
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
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I agree. You are an idiot. And no, you haven't added anything new or insightful to the world of philosophy.
zakkilhoffer 4 years ago
lol that was very funny and ture about what is said in this video about two-gooders ruining this place
halo26mad 4 years ago 2
I will pass this along to the clone-religio-centric posers, that try to push THEIR smile coated fear onto me as if sent by Jeeeezuuuus himself. After all...it is like you say: "nice people got us into THIS".
astralninja 4 years ago 2
That was by far one of the BEST videos I've ever seen on You Tube!
Kudos to you man
BloodstainedNemesis 4 years ago 2
This shit was great!!!!! He just sums it all the fuck up!!!!
Codysstar 4 years ago
freaking genius , dude should have his own late night television show.
hankjunior 4 years ago
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Sounds like Nietzsche, but without his confidence, intelligence, and eloquence. Congrats poster, you've managed to get as far as Nietzsche did it his first written page.
Which is actually a great accomplishment.
Nerdraker 4 years ago
I can't stop watching this video.
Metallhuvud 4 years ago
you should have quoted the "I'm a fuking idiot" line from my video instead. It is applicable to you, you little holy war loving sand nigger.
seanbedlem 4 years ago 2
brilliant. your face was getting really really creepy. i think that combination of effect and lighting is really fucking trippy. keep it up.
gu88766 4 years ago
were where the cops and hippies
thingamagigy 4 years ago
haha! not true. ;-p
gu88766 4 years ago
It's the cycle of elitism shown to us throughout our dismal history, but this time, there's a twist: there's no fucking place to run. It's gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better. More and more of us are waking up, and they can't shutoff the truth.
roguepuppets 4 years ago
Your like an ugly Jack Black lol
DoyleUSA 4 years ago
OMG, so great! Great! Great! Great!
Naltsohaulic 4 years ago
You are fucked up and funny and all, but that comment on your blog.. "Why do we hate America? You're lucky we don't!"
Just remember, it wouldn;t take much to trim off the curly rotten populated edges of that cow patty in the Pacific you reside upon, effectively rendering it ready for us to move in.
tedworld1 4 years ago
.....and that's exactly the rotten attitude making America friends everywhere isn't it!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
America and Australia should unite to make Auserica
usaaaa 4 years ago
Canada and the us should unite to make US Ah.
Pleblian 4 years ago
The world should unite under one common goal and invade other planets to harvest resources.
usaaaa 4 years ago
lol
Pleblian 4 years ago
Lawl. If you can find an efficient way to transport materials from other planets, I'm in.
zakkilhoffer 4 years ago
You don't have to be outside the states to not like it's actions. But hopefully the current coke snorting, beer drinking, friend shooting, lie while I'm smiling at you, administration will get what is coming to it. Unfortunately it does not seem like the ditto heads learned nothin'. Be Well.
distorteddogma 4 years ago
Sean, you're coming fromplanet 'lurve' & all us sensible folk know that - shame on all those who are yet to acknowledge that the underlying force of hate is love - otherwise why would you/we give a shit?
Big kisses ;)
mayanchild 4 years ago
Sean, You're the only person who vlogs on YT that is surprised when you talk shit about America and then get a backlash. I'm surprised at the people who turn on you bcuz every 3rd video you hate on America like a broken record so it's really no surprise. America hating is the essential ingredient to your channel. Its like a broken, it's like a broken, it's like a broken
califbeachtoads 4 years ago
but he's made a whole new artform out of hating on america. 5* :P
hondo1188 4 years ago
When America leave the world alone, the hate will stop. How about that?
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Sadly, no it won't. The hate will get redirected towards somebody else. It always does. And quit using using "America" when you specifically mean "the American government". This American was looking for a job during the months leading up to the second Iraq war and wasn't party to the short-sighted decision-making that went on. I don't appreciate it when I get blamed for things I have no control over.
MikeTaylorLives 4 years ago
That is too precious for words.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Mike, mike, mike...you're taking this too personally. That which is done in our name is, whether we want it or not, OURS to own. As long as we lack the guts to rise up and scream until we're heard, we own it!!!! We have yet to find out just how much sacrifice it will take to take the country back and how much pain and blood will spill.
cmoorecole 4 years ago
thanks man... keep it doin trutHonesTruthaha!
donT4ge2chukLevryday 4 years ago
Great video, and I agree with you totally (like always). And that protest-with-polices-beating-people doesn't sound like much fun. It's always a shame when people think they know what's best for others, and usually that concludes to violence and/or killing. Hey, you should be in politics!
Fosterovermann 4 years ago
Yay for me too! My head's not up my ass...at least I don't THINK it is...but I'd better take a quick peek up there just to be sure...hang on...OH SHIT!
Great video!
RedneckCasanova 4 years ago
man ... you have really shifted the box out of the synergistic paradigm(pronounced pair-a-diggem, of course) all up in my face this time.
quannump 4 years ago
I need a towel now. The human colonoscopy comment had me spitting out my coffee. Genius as usual.
cheeseismurder 4 years ago
Dude, laughed like a cunt! nice vid, keep up the gonzo :P
shroomery11 4 years ago
how can you swear so much and eyebrow twitch so much, yet blink so little?
sharpmarbles 4 years ago
Focussed Foolishness.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
IDIOTS - Inferential Dolts Impacting Other True Selves?
Believe me, you are the only person who can swear like that in front of me! Keep rocking, Sean.
gabrielized 4 years ago
Just as long as you're not picking up bad language habits!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Too Late!
gabrielized 4 years ago
Hmm, when nice hominids do ugly it's always extra-hurtful ... isn't a moderate stance de facto the most "radical" as it has the least panacea/snake-oil factor or chronic ideology-poisoning?
Government tends to infantilize its polity as it gains power ... & its been chugging along unhindered for many millennia now ... dada?
Joyhurt spankings inflict my synapses from another pungent dose of the seanophone! The Bullshit-O-Tron Striketh Again!
Mutate now, beat the rush!
BLEEAUUURF!
jamesmorgandavies 4 years ago
I was born and raised- like a cow.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
I think i know the feeling though: Soaking up the dark side like a sponge named Disgust, that tends to make for really lovely depressions for some. Shrugging it off makes for psycho's, internalizing it makes for cutters and being creative and rebellious about it probably makes for eloquent and cynical Bloggers. Or Vloggers or whatever it's called.
ArmageddonAfterparty 4 years ago
Bloooooooogers.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
No, it is all in the balance. You are probably kilo's nice and good , it's just that *they* aren't really. Baah to the sheeep, nice and good have fuck all to do with the people that daily inspect our bungholes for that constant creamy output that makes their index fingers what they are: Stinky beacons of blame, pointed towards those butt plugged with insane sanity butt plugs. Anally fixate a microfiber from time to time, mea culpa but i wanna be niiiiiiiceee dammit.
ArmageddonAfterparty 4 years ago
you should be a haloween costume. I would buy a seanbedlam mask.
urbanclimber777 4 years ago
i still love you and your swear words sean.
-a disgruntled american
moonbeamgirl 4 years ago
SeanBedlam you rule!
HeadlessFatLady 4 years ago
"good intentions pave the road to hell" What's hell anyways? Haven't you noticed also, The nicest, sweetest people tend to be the kind that when they lose it........they really lose it. lose it like a nuclear war head going off
Here's to you :D
HeadlessFatLady 4 years ago
You Think... that doesn't make you an idiot... it makes most of the world look like a bunch of jerkoffs because they know !!!!!! They just won't say it... 5 stars Sean...
Workinman101 4 years ago
Your doing great sean, dont let the anomonous people on youtube randomly abuse you without taste or foundation, some people do this quite a bit ^_^ but your a fair bit like me in terms of your views I might not agree with everything you say but thats what makes opinions so powerful :) if everyone agreed on everything that would be boring but people who say FUCK YOU SEAN are a bit too far to the other extreme eh?
AbedeuS 4 years ago
Yeah, I don't get that. If see something I don't like I move along or leave a comment that has something to do with the content. Well, I *hope* I do that anyway....
seanbedlam 4 years ago
You cannot get this wonderful stuff on the T(Hell)ivsion(TM).
slowandcrystal 4 years ago
I just watched the nalts video this is a response to. Let's burn his face.
gratex 4 years ago
!!!toidi gnikcuf a er'uoY
!!!selur aixelsyD
proffmongo 4 years ago
Dyslexia does mean you see words backwords you stupid nard.
DrBones666 4 years ago
But it was enjoyable . . .
not2tees 4 years ago
I would hate to think that I could only listen to the ideas of those who are in total agreement with me! Sean, sometimes you tick me off, but I always come back for more because you are challenging! Keep up the good work!
DallasDiamond 4 years ago
Heh. I don't always agree with me either. ;)
seanbedlam 4 years ago
You were so close to getting into the Partners Program...and now you throw it all away!
MustafaPresents 4 years ago
is it wrong that that video just creeped the shit out of me?
TaoTaoWasCute 4 years ago
Not at all, my love, not at all...
seanbedlam 4 years ago
As an American and an ex-Mormon, I know cults, and I agree with you that America has been and is one. On the dimly-lit-but-not-totally-dark side, the tragic events in the world today seem to be serving as a bit of a reality-check for us.
jjensenii 4 years ago
Reality check? What? You think the US is the only country to experience "terror"? The UK, Germany, Spain.. lots more. The US is the only one to implode on itself and take away it's own freedoms. Stupid gits. It would also help things if the US wasn't the biggest exporter and supporter of terrorism in the world. Then maybe people would want to kill the US. Ya think?
DrBones666 4 years ago
It would be hilarious if it wasn't so true, but alas, no fuck it it's still funny.
gratex 4 years ago
Would NOT want is what I meant go say.
DrBones666 4 years ago
hmmmmmm... righhhhhht.
TomTsunam 4 years ago
wow, very true lol
angelodeluce 4 years ago
nice people are fucking creeps, rofl. =]
xxitsmyfault 4 years ago
never trust the state-they beat you for your ideas- they imprison you and then you could be manipulated into a execution chamber.
lambecolin 4 years ago
Hahahhaa.
Saturninefilms 4 years ago
Always entertaining dude.
visiblemode 4 years ago
Ooo. You speak as though you know me.
Fuck off, little man with personal issues.
Stroopinator 4 years ago
lets face facts here, nice people are softer then shit and they are ALWAYS the cocksuckers that complain about not enough laws for stupid shit, not enough safety crap on vehicals...like those FUCKING windows that don't go all the way down...AND what pisses me off THE MOST is how they fucking complain when you heckle their kid at a fucking basketball game...which is when i turn into a bastard and start heckling the parents, and their 2 year old daughter
gogoyojimbo 4 years ago
Ah yes, humans are interesting obscenities, aren't they?
Stroopinator 4 years ago
"nice people got us into this." definitely definitely. definitely. It's not Americanisation.
zzz33333 4 years ago
It's your views on shit like this that make me respect ya. You say shit I'm thinking. Only you say it much more hilariously cause I haven't tried to speak it hilariously...or something.
battousaiashe 4 years ago
I know this won't really compare to what you witnessed, but maybe a month ago there was a gay pride parade. The city designated two streets for protestors, and designated them as "Freedom Lanes". In a country where every man is supposed to be born "equal", that is, equal rights to the guy to the left, regardless... They're blocking off streets to say the opposite. This year, I'm pushing for Freedom Lanes at the Macy's day parade.
benfoxx 4 years ago
Freedom Lanes. That really is gay.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
your fucking hilarious dude, im one fucked up american who agrees with you
conspiracycracker 4 years ago
love you still seanie
carolperez 4 years ago
Down with know-it-all nice people! To the barricades!
appeals2me 4 years ago
If you were a stadium rock act, I'd be holding up my lighter, along with the 30,00 other fans, in tribute. I haven't noticed you going crosseyed with rantjoy before. Now I can look forward to more colonoscopies and remain happppy.
not2tees 4 years ago
Gawd, I love you.
WaywardSun 4 years ago
I hate ideas! When a person produce ideas, its difficult to convince that person that their idea is stupid!
hollyhoodjoe123 4 years ago
welcome back
coloursepia 4 years ago
It's simple really. Only trust the "bad" people, they will almost always do bad things and when they do good, people are happy, but "good" people will eventually do bad. The expectations on them are to do good and no one can be like that all the time, we are human after all...
Amodrog 4 years ago
You're a walking laxative, you always give welcome relief.
yugyugyugyugyug 4 years ago
It's a good thing you mentioned the laxative otherwise that comment could be easily misconstrued.
Pazma1 4 years ago
Is the Master Race mentality back in this millennium?
It seems there are some sensitive Americans whose national pride is easily bent out of shape by an Australian in possession of an internet connection and a sharp tongue.
To them I would say:
'There are enough good things about your country without resorting to fabrications such as inventing everything under the sun or comparisons about GNP.'
It is this wacky self-idolization which makes the comparison to a cult an interesting one.
OriginalToranaDave 4 years ago
good people can be as bad as the bad ones...americans(good...prently) backs the excicution laws(bad)well u get wot i mean just look at george bush...haa that shall be my answer to every thing...sure your boyfriend broke up with you but it could be worse girlfriend you could be george bush in an arabain markiee
tomtom1989 4 years ago
keeping your head out your ass would seem to be one part ostrich syndrome and one part a misguided attempt to return to the womb... or simply an involuntary urge to have the most stylish hat?
mogirl69 4 years ago
Very hilarious, mogirl!
not2tees 4 years ago
you sir, kick ass.
every fucking time you knock it out of the park.
diogeneslaertius666 4 years ago
I appreciate that like you wouldn't believe. Thank you.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Hahahah! Great stuff as usual. Reminded me of a conversation I had with my mom recently. I was shocked when she said she was concerned because I seemed unhappy. "You're always angry." It dawned on me at that moment that I'm never happier than when I'm thoroughly pissed off about something.
that's messed up
Copperbat 4 years ago
you're fucking amazing sean x)
frogavenger 4 years ago
I always feel like a fuckin' idiot in your company.
nopenada890 4 years ago
Don't. It takes me all day to come up with a tiny little video. All. Day.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
that was pure class and i agree !human condition,yea !
lazymornings 4 years ago
You have the Nalts seal of approval, apparently.
jackbollocks12345 4 years ago
If only the idiots could unite! Imagine how beautiful the world would be then? Beautiful and deadly...
BadAlbert 4 years ago
There's a thought. Idiots United Front, taking the streets back to the, um, streets.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
They did. And called it the Republican Party.
angryislander56 4 years ago
pithy and insightful as always Sean:-)
TheModestAgnostic 4 years ago
Now about the recent dig / impersonation of you, will you respond? or was this it? ...classic.truth.hurts
1mcsource 4 years ago
Which one? Nalts? (Momodelicious did one too.) Hard to react to stuff like that without disappearing into self-involved ultra-weirdness...
seanbedlam 4 years ago
yeah Peter Griffin. True and not to mention there being way too many RE: RE: RE: RE: videos made... btw this vids on point.
1mcsource 4 years ago
The brainwashing didn't get all of us. I'm not sure what we're gonna do about the other 290 million though. :/
altebanger 4 years ago
So are you socialising yet or still hiding away?
AngryAussie 4 years ago
I'm BACK baby!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
I like that you took a Youtube Vacation approx. the same time I did. I'm glad to know I didnt miss much ranting.
I'd hate to think there was crappy unfortunate shit going on that I didnt opportunity to hear bitched about.
-Qes
QuasiEvilScott 4 years ago