Dylan's Couch - Episode Two - The Hall Pass

[LourdesArtizMusic]

i used to watch this all the time...

[tapalopoli]

i like dylans couch its wierd that fits me perfectly!!

[RCMP90]

guess what dylan YOUR MY HERO!!!!!

[SlideShowForever]

so, did u get that date u were hoping 4? i need to no...!

[fashiongirl235]

he's hilarious and hot anyone w/ half a brain knows that

[sammy27slammerjammer]

lmao i luv how u remembered her code:P

[SHAYISSEXY]

Dylan's SEXYY haha

iloveyoudylan

[xlifexsucksxxxx]

That was hilarious.

[Caity1316]

wow! u have grown up so much since this video!!!

[metalmilitia1993]

dylan wut grade r u in? dude i no this sounds gay but i think im the only guy who likes ur show haha

[lillost]

1492! 95! 1776! my dylan your are so weird....in a good way! you can't write jokes like these! You are halarious HALARIOUS halarious! thats all i got to say ok!

[Jassie26]

o.k. I'll admit this video was funny. I like the nerdy dylans.

[emmadowd]

heyy, how old r u and r u friends with Dylan O'Brian?

[RobinRyanandJimrHOT]

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money. Great singing skills.

[Cheer4me2]

emo dylan is hot

[FISHIESrUS]

hes not emo! He's kinda skater and funny!

[kregs28]

wow! he is so hott i can take it! haha

[tij44]

His nose looks like a pig nose weird... lol

[strontkorst]

Your hair is gay

[mrkevinpppfff]

You rock, I have the same problems, except for the fact that you're from America and I'm Irish, Our school lives are completely different, I'm also 13, well don't call them grades, I am in 1st year

[jazzchick11]

OMG DYLAN IS SO HOT! love the show, hilarious, hilarious, hilarious!=P

[JillianProductions]

hilarious, Hilarious, HILARIOUS

you seriously are

[gymnst12432]

it was halarious halarious HALARIOUS lolol

[FireBurnerChannel]

i might be 14 but i almost died laughing even tho im young

[rjnovac]

Hilarious! Hilarious!  and funny too.

[CheyenneRocks78]

awesome that was hilarious!!!

[cheerchica576]

i love ur hair!

[1mgd4me]

I like good charlotte. I see you do too.

[socerulez8]

I gargled wit Drano 2!

[twigstar0]

ur not as hot as galipoka LOL

[rapsak007]

your pretty good for an 8 year old

[xoxsk8erchikxox]

what IS it with people on youtube, who go on a really good video *if i do say so myself* and cant think of anything bad to say about it, so they say the person is 8 years old!

i mean, what the frick??

honestly, you know you love it really!

[ericaericalol]

your soo annoying.

your voice makes my erat want to bleed.

and your teeth bug me

[nikaroxursox]

your videos are really good.

[Marley1017]

omg that is so funny

[CrumbledHeart]

LMAO!!

[syrupneko]

this show reminds me of pete & pete...I <3 it.

[afilover4evr]

o.m.g. i love your laugh!

[afilover4evr]

hahahahahah i like the nerd thing...

[pinglesnuffs]

LMFAO AMAZING.

[ErikaIsGreat]

WHO FREAKING CARES IF IT'S SCRIPTED OR NOT?? THIS IS HILARIOUS!! SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE AWESOMENESS! Dylan's little mole (On his neck) drives me crazy!! but that's ok.

[betterxthanxLies]

haha ,, your hillarious. i like your videos,, especially your bloopers, their fun,. yeah and why dont you just ask jessica out? and for everyone who says his videos suck ,, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTLEY NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND YOU HAVE A PATHETIC LIFE. much love,, ianna =]

[SpazFace45]

HOTTTTTT KIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i love your hair

[sgtwhiplash]

I WANT TO KNOCK YOU OUT!

[JrWofulrabbit]

he looks hot as a geek lol :P

[addictive66]

Nilli: Dude, you're fucking awesome mann! n you're totally hott! i luv you. and i really outta see this jessica girl ;)

[GirlDreaming7]

DuDE you are so cool!

[ParadiseCutie1316]

Cow milking convention! Man, I love you!

-Lili (age 12)

[ADinoGoesRawr]

OMG OMG OMG !!! I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS !! The People That Go To The Mall On Friday Loook Like This ! And This And This !! LMAO I LOVE YOU !

[jegs12345]

will u go out wit me?

[pippy2m5]

is this supposed to be funny or is it some american shit that only americans get!:P

[98932]

dude at 1:20 h looked sooo fucking hott!! and he still is hott normal lol ( im a girl)

[LuisTheWiser]

ya ur funny, but nothing special.

[jamacus]

"girls dont like boys they like cars and money made me lol"

[SpazFace45]

you are totally hott

love the hair

[kooltayafun]

dont listen to them, you dont suck.

aha, wow.. pretty interesting !? :P

good jobb, ;)

[venomcell]

ugly sack of shit

[suiteheart]

You're the cutest and most hilarious thing. Awesome job!

[st0ryx0fagirl]

i have about thirty blank passes in my bookbag that can get me out of class at anytime. :] rebels!

you're hilarious. hilariousss. HILARIOUS!

[Davizzl]

HAHA Hilarious

[snuppy]

Whats a hallpass?

[ijneb66]

class man, ur videos rock no matter what all the haters say

[johnnyramone1993]

is jessica even exist

[brunettebabe333]

OMG! You're so funny! LOL! I love this episode! BUT PLEASE DON'T SING!!! I BEG OF YOU!

[stargirl55]

your hot d-man

[munkeypoo34]

Urkel!

[TaraFeva1]

Omgosh.. You look like my Bf!.. That makes you hot.

[brunettebabe333]

LOL! I love this episode! LMAO! U Rock!

[lonerboner69]

all i have to say is that you are genius. GENIUS, GENIUS!!

[kajinla]

wtf? u do suck whta the hell is this? u are the biggest load of cheesy crp i have ever seen in my life .oh and btw noone likes goodcharlotte anymore!

[simplyyxsteviie]

hahaha this is pretty funny...is this based of real experiences?

[brunettebabe333]

LMAO!! more! more! hahahaha

[Asprin]

act bader.

[kittystar6]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

lol

cool show though kept me lauphing for a while hehe

[DancinBabe1994]

u have the cutest eyes =]

[BulletInCheek]

Cute kid. I love Dylan. He reminds me of Ned Bigby from the Nickelodeon show, Ned's Declassified School-Survival Guide. Totally awesome.

[yaoilicious]

You're so clever and funny... You're dangerous.

[animegal19]

wow your really great and hilarious! i love watching your episodes and i think you do an awesome job at them. keep up the good work!

[lalaLAINY]

omg Dylan is soo cute. :P

[waffleassasin]

i agree

[galipokaluva]

Yeah! People who go to the mall on Friday rock! Emo's! Lol jk but yeah...I went to the mall today and its friday! Lol you rock!

[hotlikespice]

omg! ur totally hotttttt. i wuv u... will u marry me???? :P jk jk i know ur with jess.. but.. ill be next :P :D luv ya! good work by the way.. omg.. i fell on the friken floor i laughed so hard! heheh i luv ur other vids 2

[zanders37]

dylan u totally rox

[wiredsurf]

this is the boy from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" right??

[sayitordie]

oh my god, you are so cute you know ;D .

[theonlynewboutthere]

this kids fahkin funny!! gj kid

[mileyandoliver4life]

i like the emo kid that gos to the mall on friday lol!

[ares95]

Because you have opened this... you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life... if you don't break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this.. Good Luck!

[Jamesfox6]

Dylan your weird and scare me a bit. but your haliarious.

[mykeskawt]

how does this get a rating of 4? i guess anyone can post random crap get 60,000 views and get their video rated 550 times. wtf. this blows

[caleb221]

FUNNY SHIT!

[fraglemacmagle]

dude ur cool why do  always end with hilarious

[LastKnightoftheRose]

Really really awesome (And you look good as a goth - im a goth so thts a compliment ok? :D)

[candacerose25992]

hahaha omg you are sooooo cute :)!

[Recy18]

Well done!! I can sit here and watch you all day, cuz your just soo damn cute and funny!!

[romblen]

The videos are OK but the theme song is some what addicting.

[silence83]

man..how sum only ue bloopers are the good parts. ebverything else sucks. X_X

[moomoomoo29]

God! the theme song is true!!

[yesiknowyourwatching]

your hilarious....i hate youtube blogs i only get on here to watch music videos and live band concerts and stuff...how i stumbled across your videos i have no clue but i am completely addicted...Im going to college right now to someday own my own production company...what kind of camera are you using the quality looks nice and do u edit yourself?

[Kree1992]

AMAZING

[AsskickQT]

dude you laugh weird (in a good way lol) :D

[sunsun111222000]

he looks cute as a punk and as an emo!! btw nice good charlet refrence!

[soccermonkey7375]

u should have a pod cast ... pretty awesomley sweet. random. i love it!!! keep it up!

[drummer2929]

u have a huge gap between ur teeth thts y the song says u cant look away well i get a huge laugh out of that

[dakota009]

haha u rock."You know what they say,Girls don't like girls,Girls like cars and money.But I didn't have a car"

[Zirb5]

thats funny (btw at my school black market hall passes are $5.00)

[Rachroxhersox]

you looked waaaayyyy hot as a punk. DO IT AGAIN!

[jordynisneat]

You remind me of myslef.

But i dont like Jessica. Because im a girl. and im straight. :o

haa.

fantastic.

I watched all your videos.

[narellie]

Um...

Wait, the main antagonist and plot line was not resolved! What kind of story is this?

[avatarshili]

do you got a crush on my friend Jessika? kiding im board in a way so it was a kinda joke.I do know what the black market is because i watch avatar and the history channel. bye.

[PageisBlank]

Haha, Good Charlotte...

[321Dusty321]

omg ur hott

ilu.

<3

heyy call me.

[SMELLYGUY40]

DYLAN COUCH

[coolblue1158]

lmao, the draino thing was hilarious

[XosweeteX3]

lmao this is funnyy!

[BeakleyxxProductions]

ur awesome when ur a lil emo kid

[kev1138]

ur so funny(even tho its obvious some eps are made up) but thwey r funny as, they r hilaiours! harlious!..hilarious.. :)

[Beiliny]

youre gorgeous!

[sbc1994]

ur video sucks its so boring

[xLoOovexYoOohx]

Lol..!! i dnt get wat ya on bwt but u still make me laugh hehe

[taintedhumanity]

you suck!!!

[kittymz]

i saw u wit now top!! ;) HOT!!! I LUV U!! And well if jess means that much for u... then hmm ill b second!! lol

[MYCRLUV]

really nice lips

[Sikhhawk]

Dylan! youre doing a great job keep this up and remember your only a kid once in your lifetime Good JOB!

[xcoloradox666]

ha i got a blank hallpass before!

best day of my life.

[seraphreborn]

you lucky people... I never got one before

[Timmyvirus111]

I think you should take the ken burns affect away from your intro. Good though.

[Brasillie]

This sucks, really sucks i can crap better movies

[AsMhMoOt]

thn lets see you post em' up!

[SheepOfDeath]

awesome, lol

[nbbrulez101]

i love dylans couch and dylan so just keep ur gay a** comments to urself no one cares wat u think LOSER!!!!

[jessabelina101]

Ur a retard and this doesnt suk, hes hot, and u suk :)

[guitarsystem]

exactly

[Jedski504]

on that blooper you totally was about to say cum licking contest!LMFAO, I'm in tears. Good job kid. Oh and who is filming, your friend.

[youavatar]

dude, your videos are hilarious. make more, you could have your own tv show! you already have a podcast!!

[chicsluvzacefron]

I LOVE UR LAUGH!!!

[moonratz]

In 2007, a person named majorcleavagebleach was uploading some fake anime videos on youtube and then suddenly in a blink of a eye he got totally raped by group of rabid anime fans. With his final breath he said "Nah nigga you a bat!", then coughed up some blood and died :P.Now that you have read this message,he will find you and his dead body will haunt your house for 7 years.

repost 3 times to be saved.

[brettoppeel]

whaaa you're amazing!! x Yanaa

[dylanscouch]

hilarious.Hilarious.Hilarious!

You did a much better job than your first episode.

[kingsimba06]

yay...good stuff

[stevie218]

very funny & well done thanks brightening my day

[BlackTabby3]

lol Dylan, I <3 u

[justmoviebay]

NOT GOOD

[FlimFlamFilms]

Dylan,

Dig...Your...Laughable...Anecd­otes...uh...er...Nockout!

[ianodicaprio]

This is some awesome shit to watch really. more more!

[rhonda969]

hahahahah!(oh,and by the way,rhonda is my mom's name,mine is kakoma)

[panic0atd]

lol the way you discribe thing is hialous!!!heheh.. i can't spell

-olivia

[longboardjeff]

You're a riot! Keep it up. This is good stuff.

[jfwelias]

I would go to the mall on thursday! C'mon, you 2 could laugh a little =)

[JustinHarris]

Fuck what everyone says, you are cool!

[DocHand]

I go to the mall on thursday all the time and I have only seen Urkle there once. Nice vid ;).

[enrikebunbury]

HATERZ!!wtf this guy is awesome!

[trynbeatmedown]

hes cool except for the fact hes singing good charsomething

[DILLBUM]

how the fuck is he emo ??

[R160A]

You see people like THIS LOL

[rippystone]

I like your show. But I usually only try and watch for the blooper at the end. But it's still funny.

[GamecockStud]

Cow milking protest?

[gelluper]

you are sooooooo cute!

[dmb1995ta]

addicting  awesome!!

[steviel]

????

[blackmourning11]

Make it more interesting and try playing chicken with a bull or somethin'

[xxjustalixx]

i love you . you are amazing.

[valxluffsxjoo]

XDD I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

haha Good Charlotte rofl.

[stevezone]

I laughed so hard I almost choked! lol 5 stars!

[rgandkm]

i think that you r soooooooooo cute

[ifrit1780]

who cares about being cool?

[LuisBusca]

Get braces too.

[LOVELYgUly]

thats really mean

[Celest14]

lmao!! Steve Urkle!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[BelieveInAngel]

You'd make a pretty hot emo/goth kid!

[flavadav]

yeah, you should really think about changing who you are so that people think you're hot dude! no srsly you as a normal kid who's not anoying isn't very attractive but throw on some eye makeup and start complaining about your life even though you're a middle class white person who doesn't really have much of a problem besides the cry for attention then you would be "pretty hot"

[TheBigggT]

Your show is quite addicting...

I think the theme song says it all.

[cutebrunette13]

Hi sup?

[sucidalbunny]

You do the nerd thing WAY too well...

[ripe8888]

since when are emos cool???

[sharingunmaster]

hey im cool soooooo for about 15 years

[rock0ngrl57]

keep ur day job and plz dont sing again...

[kazXsamXhay]

omg what a load of junk!!!

[dmurawski]

WHAT IS WORST? Simple Plan or you?

[NickJisoffdachain]

simple plan doesnt sing that song good charlotte does!

[AceAwsome]

U have the best,BEST,BBBEEESSSTTT videos or second great to Ask A Ninja.

[dramaqueenfreak5]

WHO GOES TO DA MALL ON THURSDAY!?? hilarious. ur sooo funnnnny

[neildiamondfan4life]

this show is awesome!!!

[neildiamondfan4life]

this is awesome!!!

[bbqgingeben]

the first goffix person at the mall on friday looks like me if i was male and also decided to make myself look like a wannabe gothix

it needs blue hair to be me also

pls b my bf dylan (L)