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  • I did not know whether to laugh or cry when he was on the part about calling his mom's number, like it was so sweet!

  • 2:27 Bahahaha !

  • "hey hey, the language"

  • whats the dvd

  • I miss his old longer hair!

  • He just needs a good spanking! And I want to give it to him!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him!!!

  • Funny as ever. Nice "Open Mic" Tee at 0:50. That looks very familiar.

  • this one to me wasnt as great as vicious circle. =/ its still good but i lmao at VC.

  • Me and my best friend went to one of his shows in Canada and we laughed our heads off. It was even funnier than the Vicious Circle and I am NOT even kidding.

  • whats the song at 3:00

  • So sorry, it's not a song, really, just a little something I created for the video. Maybe I should make it into a song?

    Thanks for asking,

    Craig Stuart Garfinkle

  • yeah dude it sounds really cool

  • I wasn't too big on him. Just thought he was a flash in a pan comic that would have his star fade out after awhile.

    I am so glad I was wrong. Vicious Circle was hilarious and I've been a fan ever since

  • Thanks for asking about the music. Craig Stuart Garfinkle here. I wrote it.

    Check out my myspace page if you want to know more.

    Best,

    CSG

  • yea the musicn is great

  • in the isolated incident he there is a joke thats  called the "C" word.... what word is he meaning

  • cunt

  • cunt

  • cunt

  • what?? both his parents died?? 9 monthes apart??

  • 1:44-1:50 is funny

  • 2:22 LOL!!!!!!!

  • 2:28 did you see there faces !!!!!!!! beep beep beep beep beep

  • 1:31-1:35 wtf

  • You have to watch the DVD or listen to the CD to get this line. Trust me, it's worth it!

    CSG

  • poor DC. he lost both his parents within 9 months of eachother and now his older brother and his sister-in-law have stolen millions of dollars from him.

  • This comedy was definitely a lot darker than what I'm used to seeing from him, but it was still hilarious, because like he said in the DVD, he would start a joke dark then bring you back up.

    This is definitely nothing like his Vicious Circle or Rough Around the Edges stuff, just a warning to some peeps

    Still a great show, nonetheless.

  • "I go though my phone and I see the word MOM! I go to call it one last time and then I thought: WHAT IF SHE ANSWERS!?!"

    LOL

    that was a great joke!

  • I watched it . So funni :p lmao

  • I think Jason Mraz was at his show at 2:51 hahah

  • I am seeing him tonight in Orlando!!! :D

  • i did too :)

  • Going to see him saturday! got 2nd row seats. I can't wait. Dane Cook is pretty good live. Seen him once before.

  • will u haters just fuck off!!! the dude lost his parents. This guy works hard, and although this whole thing was not that amazing as u insensetive assholes were expecting, give the guy some credit. Would u like it if ur parents died and u were making the effort to do what u do best at and a whole bunch of assholes talk shit about u? no, i dont think u would so all of u haters fuck off and give the amazing, hard working man a break

  • @aleeson78 learn how to type

  • I just got back from his concert like and hour ago!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

    <3DaneCook4Life

  • I give this guy a ton of fucking credit. Losing both parents in a relatively short time span and still having the fortitude to push forward. Nothing but total respect for DC. Truly one of the hardest working guys in the biz in a very, very long time. He really worked his way to the top. He deserves all of his success. All the haters, comics who trash him and people who talk shit are just jealous - they would kill to have what he has. GJ DC ;)

  • he is pretty freaking amazing. mad respect for him

  • i saw him yesterday at CHICAGO united center!!!

  • I just saw this live like 2hrs ago :D

  • what did he wear?

  • lol, just so u know, that got a little laugh out of me. what did he wear...

  • he wore a shirt and pants and shoes. WHAT THE FREAK IS HE GONNA WEAR DUDE!?!

  • NO SHIT..... what do you think he would go out there naked

  • lucky ^ ^

  • I saw him last week in Van. He's just plain amazing.

    GO DANE.

  • ha, the book store thing is so true. i mean seriously

  • Im going to see him TODAY in oregon!!! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!

  • FUCK ME YOU WHITE PICE OF SHIT

  • hahahahahahaha hes sooooo funny!

  • you can get the album at musikdownloads(dot)blogspot(do­t)com

  • lol

    "I am gonna call it one last time .. Then I was thinking, What if she answers?"

  • Just saw him in Vancouver, it was Epically, Hilariously, Truthfully, Random.

    I got to go VIP and meet him backstage, man thats guys got great energy...

    Dane, you Rock man!

    -Big Smiles and Respect from the Okanagan

  • i just saw him in new york last week, SO FUNNY!!!!!

  • Saw this at the Staples Center last night. He is truly a funny guy. Also, one of his two Intro comedians, Robert Kelly, Hilarious.

  • i saw this last night on tv holy crap i was laughing so hard.. funnnny i like where he play s the delete game with peter and the hilary duff thingy a fuck me you white piece of shit haha and just everything

  • hahaha yeaa mee tooo

  • funny as shit

  • is it just me or did this one have the most swearing ever in it? Dane rocks

  • i didnt know dane cook's mom died.

    may she R.I.P

  • "beep, beep stick ur beep, in my beep

    so i say, hey, hey, the language!"

    LOL

    hilarious!

  • dude at 2:51 is that jason mraz correct me if im wrong

  • One Million percent NOT Jason Mraz... just some silly ass dude wearinhg a "mraz" hat...

  • It does look kind of like him...

  • what if she answers lol

  • Bahahahaaaaa! Hey hey, ur being the c-word! Lmfaooo.

  • all the adults in my family hated it.

    i thought it was funny as hell.

    WOO DANE!

  • lol same with me and my mom

  • "This is america. We used to make steel in this country! GET UP!"

    hahahaha! Funniest line in the whole thing. Yaayy new Dane Cook! That is so exciting!

  • yea kinda sad it was an extra bit insted of on the special

  • sexyyyyy Funnnyyy

  • hes fuckin hillarious

  • omg so sexy

  • hah it was only an hour long :(

  • NEW FUCKING COOK CAN YOU BELEIVE IT HAS HAPPENED THERE IS A NEW FUCKING COOK ON RELEASE OMFG life owns LOL

  • I love this. But my mom threw a fucking fit cause it had a joke about shoving a remote up some chick pussy im 15 she aprently thinks I cant handle pussy joke. It is awsome though

  • i saw this!

    i loved it!

    lol

  • dude i saw it too!

    3 seconds ago!

  • What's the name of the song at the end of the video?

  • It's a piece I wrote especially for the promo. It doesn't have a name. Thanks for the interest.

    CSG

  • This was hilarious.

  • Tivo'd the departed was hilarious...saw him at mohegan sun. good time

  • It was awsome.

  • im seeing this on thursday

  • omgosh i never laughed so hard at some of his material... it was hilarious.. i just love him... hes the kind of comedian where im like i so know what your talking about..lol

  • hey hey..the language.

  • he is sooo damn hott.

  • i cant wait im so gonna watch

  • Fuck yes. It airs tonight, and I can't wait. This is gonna be awesome.

  • hells to the yeah

  • hell yeah i get to go to this tonight

  • Nice try fuckface. The special was already taped - the one airing tonight isn't live moron. Stop lying on the internet. Nobody gives a shit.

  • why is he playing in places like that

    isnt he like really famous

  • The purpose is to be able to go back to the intimate feeling when you just started out. Bands do this kinda stuff a lot--they'll fill up places like the Comcast Center or MSG, but decide to do a more intimate "private" showing with a really small amount of people. Also he mentioned he's been sort of "polluted" (I'm assuming he meant popularity), so going back to what you used to do is a good way to get the real feeling back again.

  • thats the whole point....this more of a DEEP comedy special that he is doing this time around because both his parents died within like 3 months of each other. So having it this small makes it more personal and makes it more about his jokes

  • Many famous comedians perform at the Laugh Factory.

  • It's a piece I wrote especially for the promo. It doesn't have a name. Thanks for the interest.

    CSG

  • what's the name of the song at the end of the video

  • I just downloaded an audio version of this and it was his most funny routine since Retaliation!!

  • Where did you find it?

  • It was a torrent on Vuze player

  • I am glad you liked it, but please understand, as the producer of the CD, and the director of the DVD documentary, I am extremely disappointed to learn that the project got our before it was even released. We spent months of 15 hour days putting the entire package of the CD and DVD together, Dane put in an amazing amount of energy and emotion into it. Downloading it this way is just not right.

    CSG

  • Leaks happen.

    That's why you watermark the media that gets distributed to anyone, so you can trace it back to the person who got that copy, assuming you had a controlled distribution to reviewers or others with similar jobs. The same thing happened with Dimmu Borgir's "In Sorte Diaboli", but they were able to find the reviewer who shared the files because of the watermark--or something similar to that.

  • i have to wait till Sunday to see him on tv :(

  • I saw him May 7th in Pittsburgh, he was amazing...it was great to see him :)

  • Lol at cleveland some dude tried to rush the stage and got tackled it was hilarious

  • dannneeee coookkkk<3

  • aww i didnt know his parents died, thats so sad :'(

  • how old is dane cook if his parents are dead already?

  • he's 37 I think they died of cancer....

  • yeah i googled Dane Cook and i went to his bio in wikipedia and it said that both his parents died of cancer...but i didn't know Dane was 37 he has the charisma of a 20 something year old but still i don't care if people say he's overrated he's still one of my faves...

  • where can i watch this online???

    Comedy Central in Norway :( Any online streaming channel for Comedy Central ? Couldn't find it on justintv for instance :(

  • yessssss hes back to being funny....or so it seems

  • it looks like there must be at least 50+ there!

  • sunday sunday sunday it all goes down

  • Dane Cook is the most hyper man i ever saw

  • .......both his parents died?

  • yup

  • Everybody IS saying that THIS IS A SIDE OF DANE THAT NOBODY HAS SEEN BEFORE.. but I'm pretty sure most of his fans will witness this stand-up as more than just 'silly observations'. Even though DANE has ever only revealed silly observations he is still capable of bringing edgy comedy to the fore-front of blah blah blah blah blah Dane is great.... DEAL WITH IT

  • people need to quit picking on the guy. jealousy.

  • He's playing at a comedy club?

    SWEET!

  • I like love him

    He's hilarious

    And I'm SO weirdly attracted to him

    I'm 18..

    He's like 40

    Whatever I'd fuck him

  • 37 to be exact

  • i saw dane on saturday in phila. i have never laughed so hard in my life. he was on fire. the 2 comics before him were good but dane rocked the house.

  • i wanted to go so0o bad.

  • dude i went to isolated incident i just got home and he did tell those jokes :) he was so fucking funny watch commedy central next sunday and listen for "i would sue him" that was me

  • i said that not you, =\

  • so is the whole show comin on a dvd disc?? or is it just on cD???

  • At this point, the special is just on the audio CD. The DVD that comes with the CD chronicles the journey to the special and offers some wonderful insight into the material. You really see a side of Dane you've never seen before.

    CSG

  • Is the cd and dvd come separately or together?

    im planning on buying it

  • The CD is from the Comedy Central special that will air on May 17th. The DVD that comes with the CD is a documentary on the evolution of the Jokes, the life experiences that inspired them, and the 30 "Premeditated Acts," that Dane performed at the Laugh Factory in preparation for the special and the tour.

    CSG

  • will the dvd come on may 19 aswell?

  • The CD will include the DVD as a package.

    The package will include both on May 19th.

    CSG

  • ahh....

    thanks for the info....

  • I can't wait to see this!

  • cant wait!!! im seeing this show tonight!!! wooooo :) so excited... see you in like 6 hours!!!

  • ROBERT KELLY!

  • Yay!

    New Dane Cook

    Stand - Up.

    I ♥ Him.

    Please keep doing it,

    at least till 2012 so i can see

    You live!

  • why 2012?

  • probably because you have to be eighteen to get into his shows, and thats when he/she will be that

  • saw him last night in Toronto, he was greaatt

  • it was great huh? I had a blast - I laughed so hard!

  • hhahahaha poop

  • Just glad he's still doing stand up, unlike every other comedian!

  • My guess is that part of this comes from critical response to playing huge crowds and that his material doesn't get run through the mills like normal comedians, and he's trying to prove to critics, and himself, that he can still blow away the crowd. From that video, looks good. I praise him for doing something like this because it definitely shows a sense of self-awareness on his part.

  • Dane Cook is definately in my top 2 favorite comdians of all time...Dave Chappelle would be the other..I'm so excited to see this special!

  • Yeah i saw him last night at Nassau Coliseum, it was freaking hilarious, Dane Cook is one of the top comedians by far.

  • i was there too

  • def i was there too lol

  • lol that's awesome... I wish I could see him live.

  • also saw him in Newark, NJ last night.. fucking hilarious!

  • just saw in newerk lastnight, funny as shit

  • i've seen him yesterday in jersey!! he was awesome. lol and i met robert kelly (unfortunately i didnt meet dane) but kelly started sining god bless america as soon as he found out im leaving for USMC boot camp this summer lol.

    it was an awesome night

  • I just saw him in Newark NJ tonight. He's awesome.

  • I met Dan Cook last night!!!!!! I have to say he is exactly as cool as everyone thinks he is.. He is the most down to earth awesome person you can ever meet. He is sexy, funny.... Just one of the greatest people ever. He is my biggest inspiration. He signed my shirt and shook my hand.. I told him I could die happy now.. I love him.. LOVE HIM.. I LOVE YOU DANE COOK!!

  • Jealous!!! I wanna see him....meeting him would be BAMF. He's funny as fuck to the point where my friends have BANNED me from listening to him while trying to drive a car, I've almost crashed it!

  • I would like to meet him too, but I don't know if BAMF is the right term to use in that one lol. Meeting him would be bad ass mother fucker lol.

  • Saw him in Baltimore tonight. Fucking funny as shit

  • same man do u remember who the 2nd opening act was named?

  • Dane cook, George Lopez , Katt williams , and gabriel inglesias those are my favorite comedians in the world and im 13 !!! of age!!

  • I'm seeing him live tonight! woot!

  • i already saw this live at Mohegan Sun

  • so did i... sunday night.... it was legit...

  • you saw it live?..hows that?

  • That really sucks that he lost both of his parents like that but im glad to see he can pull through and continue his career. DANE COOK IS COMEDY GOD!!!!!

  • im going to see this in June live, thats gonna be awesome

  • Saw the show last night at Mohegan. He was hilarious.

  • this looks like its gonna be funny as hell

  • dane cook is awesome!! got tickets for his opening night at mohegan so excited!!!!!

  • im going to this tour on the opening day

  • Got my tickets!!!!! New Orleans, La!!! I can not wait! I'm counting down the days!!!! WOOO HOOO

  • Anybody hear about how his brother in law stole thousands of dollars from him?

  • may 9th wachovia spectrum!! =] cant wait!! but hold on... do u have to be 18 to get in n see his shows?

  • May 7th Mellon Arena hehe 2 days earlier!!

  • yay i'll be at that show as well!