Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.
When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it's not because he ran out of women, but because women couldn't find his penis when he wanted to have sex with them.
you want my chuckit LOL
dylan2491 1 week ago
Aaaand chuck norris xsploded :D
Minefrag 2 months ago
sparta ftw
Xxxprst0ned 6 months ago
Chuck norris is the only person inmune to aids
reyshakquit 7 months ago
Chuck Norris Dad's is his son
Alexanderzx360 1 year ago
Poor Chuck got kicked in the head too many times.
FUCKyourGODmyth 1 year ago
Chuck dosent get AIDS AIDS gets Chuck Norris
khalidthekiller 1 year ago
3 titans:
King Leonidas
Chick Norris
Bruce lee
Theunit236 1 year ago
i'll make a note to watch this on shrooms one day lol
crakhead1011 1 year ago
wow #WTF
brawlfighter56 1 year ago
Norris Chuck
axonnsbuddy 1 year ago
lol there is no fist under chucks beard there is only another cock xD
cod5guy1231 1 year ago
Now we all know when Chuck Norris has a seizure the world will blow up.
rosered316 1 year ago
Drugs/Insanity
bowe6420 1 year ago
Chuck Norris does not trim his beard with regular razors. He uses a samurai sword.
4SCARECROWS 1 year ago
i like the way you put Mama Luigi and the King as if they were some kind of psychological interferences
Pissugar 1 year ago
"Thats mama luigi to you mario!"
yourass117 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't turns the lights on, he shuts down the darkness
terretetetito 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't get aids he gets a cold.
Sagemaster00 1 year ago
Chuck Norris was the Fifth Beatle
TheAbelinc2 1 year ago 4
1:07 to 1:09 is fin hillarious it sounds like the guy says "behind chuck norris' chin is another caca"
Gamegster 2 years ago
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
candyshit101 2 years ago
Chuck norris is so awesome he lost his virginity before his dad
HybridPineapple 2 years ago 16
When Chuck Norris completes a push-up, he does not actually move all the way down, it's the Earth moving up and punching him in the face.
sclock2 2 years ago
Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.
sclock2 2 years ago
When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it's not because he ran out of women, but because women couldn't find his penis when he wanted to have sex with them.
sclock2 2 years ago
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fuck is this?
Samanosuke3601 2 years ago
holy shit i died laughin in the begining!!!
datboiraj 2 years ago 3
What program do you use to do this?
DeathOfChaos 2 years ago
You can just use windows movie maker for the most of it
Jamesthegod6 2 years ago
Yeah, but I'm talking more about the whole putting multiple video streams overlapping eachother.
DeathOfChaos 2 years ago
Adobe Premiere Pro CS3
9000pooper 2 years ago
Great program, great program!! Just sucks my computer is terrible with it.
ABBAskey 2 years ago
chuck norris didn't get AIDS, AIDS got chuck norris
OBEYWEEGEE 2 years ago
There is no chin behind His beard, only another cock.
Lazermuffin 2 years ago
MY COKC
YOU WANT IT?
LOL
ICETHUGG 2 years ago 3
Chuck Leonidas
Lazermuffin 2 years ago
"thats mamma luigi to you chuck norris!" hahahaha.
xxlonestarxchickxx 2 years ago 2
Was 0:22 to 32 a reference to the video "Chuck Norris contains this video"?
parodyking23 2 years ago
chuck chuck norris norris chuck norris chuck chuck norris lol
xxlonestarxchickxx 2 years ago
uh all i can sya is Woo!
idiotsh0w 2 years ago
1:11 is freakin hillarious.
XD
xxlonestarxchickxx 2 years ago
what was the video you used at 1:21?
darkwind2127 2 years ago
Chuck over loaded
xXSoulessniperXx 2 years ago
Chuck Norris didnt get aids, Aids got Chuck Norris!
jameboy 2 years ago 20
Fuck, you stole my comment! XD
MykulJCabose 2 years ago
@jameboy nothing and nobody can take on chuck norris, he round house
kicks all diseases and every thing else that is a threat to him
kittylactose 1 year ago
if chuck norris really dies...the world gets kicked by his foot into another galaxy
SuperSmashBrosFan77 2 years ago
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris blood cells would transmit the disease to the nearest person.
The correct title would be that Huckabee has AIDS.
PwnzorBob 2 years ago
even if the nearest person is over 9000 miles away
assholemon 2 years ago
funny XD
AncestorGabo 3 years ago
That was funny ))
maximbeet 3 years ago
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janegodlove 3 years ago
wut does asap means as i speak?
bl00dyscars 2 years ago
As soon as possible...
DaStuntBrothers 2 years ago
CHUCK NORRIS EXPLODED! GOD SAVE US ALL
ochotoman 3 years ago
funny dude..
YoungBucksFan 3 years ago
Who ever made this video seriously needs to lay off the drugs.lol.
xxxMrMorbidxxx 3 years ago
So... when Chuck Norris got AIDS?
lupos2000 3 years ago
norris....SPARTA!!
Phila457 3 years ago
best poop ever, i swear
victordeviking 3 years ago
I also made a poop of this commercial, although yours is much better
PoopieMaker123 3 years ago
Thanks, nice remix there xD
9000pooper 3 years ago
lol the 'my cock you want it?' bit was hilairious
Downtomars321 3 years ago
lol That was hilarious
Fav
cal041 3 years ago
OMG! In this commercial, Huckabee looks just like Sam Neill!
HaloMurkerKing 3 years ago
thats's mama luigi tuigi tuigi tuigi tuigi to u mariooo
ochotoman 3 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDDD
pyrohedgehog869 3 years ago
LOL
Jamesthekirbyfan 3 years ago
hahaha lol
Wilfilco 3 years ago
LOL!
Jakobthekirbyfan 3 years ago
lol
Insineratehymn 3 years ago