Stan: Holy shit dude. Mr Garrison: Stan, did you just say the S word. Stan. What? Holy? Catman: No hes talking about shit you cant say shit in school you shitbag. Mr Garrison. Stan! Cartman. Thats a shit bad rule Mr Garrison. Cartman. Kenny. Shit Mr Garrison. Kenny Stan. What its not killing anybody shit shitety shit shit shit Mr Garrioson. Stan, how would you like to go to the principals. Stan. How would you like to kiss my ass? This would be awesome. Mr Garrison
[Cartman] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! [Mr Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councellor?! [Cartman] How would you like to suck my balls? *big gasp from whole class* [Mr Garrison] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! [Cartman] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was, *pulls out megaphone* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!" (Stan) Holy shit dude.
mr.garrison-what is 5x2? come on children dont be shy give me your best shot yes clyde clyde-12 mr.garrison- okey now let's try to get an answer from someone whose not a complete retard anyone? come on dont be shy kyle-i thing i know the answer mr.garison cartman-i think i know the answer mr.garison blah blah blah kyle-shut up fat boy cartman-dont call me fat u fuckin jew mr.garrison-eric did u just said the f world? cartman-jew? kyle-no his talkin about fuck u fuckin fat ass xD! <3
"How would you like to suck my balls?" What did you say! "oh oh im sorry, im sorry, actually what i said was How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison" XDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric,did you just say the "F" word? Jew? No, he's talking about fuck.You can't say fuck in school, you fuckin fatass! Kyle! Why the fuck not? Eric! Dude,you just said fuck again! Stanley! Fuck! Kenny! xD
@blakapa You're the type of person that drives by a cow on a farm in your car and starts to laugh that one of the cows has spots. This is not funny at all..but okay. Glad to see you'll laugh at literally anything. Morons like you make this show "popular".
@dgwsgedszg you're the type of person who can't laugh at anything. I'll bet, like, a hundred dollars that you only clicked on this so you could insult anybody who likes the show. Try showing this to a room of 50 teenagers and 49 will be laughing their asses off. Morons like you keep our planet earth all serious and boring. Us south park fans will be the ones keeping our world interesting.
funny shit
mitchb7dodge 2 days ago
What's wrong with fuck? Everyone says it! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCKING FUCK
cuzimblack1000 4 days ago
Its the movie
Originalboards182 5 days ago
LoL wat episode is this
XxLANDHOx 6 days ago
12?
Ok. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard
333freakflag 6 days ago
Crap
Powertoolman6 1 week ago
Holy shit dude XD
danaharris298 1 week ago
ThePMe63 1 week ago 2
Oh shit not again cartman! Fuck! They killed kenny! You fucking bastards!
Dragoneerscrap 1 week ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
chesandroche 1 week ago
Its from bigger, longer & uncut
LordFuzzy32 1 week ago
Antisemetic jakkass
darklain525 1 week ago
WHAT EPISODE IS THIS?
lcb1979 1 week ago
holy shit dude
mitchb7dodge 1 week ago
I'm sorry I'm sorry cough cough how would you like to suck my balls
TheBloodybandit 2 weeks ago
It's the movie
12345678910gamer 3 weeks ago
wat episode is this called
KID100crazy 3 weeks ago
wat episode is this
KID100crazy 3 weeks ago
Wow south park is da best (-:
sesshomaru881 3 weeks ago
What episode?
KyleCagle3 3 weeks ago
Heh, I remember this. I used to say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was..." whenever I could squeeze it into a conversation.
kevineugenius 4 weeks ago
@MegaJackandJack Haha tru
aash4life 1 month ago
The only fags hu don't like this show r jews, hippies, and parents
MegaJackandJack 1 month ago
@eminemfan524 ikr
Vuiku1 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR.GARRISON!!
adamvahe 1 month ago
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adamvahe 1 month ago
This is classic. Rofl
ClubNintendo1000 1 month ago
Who are the 3 people who don't like this? Are they Jews?
PRowe2011 1 month ago
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!
iMohammadH 1 month ago
BLAME CANADA!
Shanis10104 2 months ago
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kyle: u cant say fuck in skool u fuckin fatass
mr garrison: kyle!
cartman: well why the fuck not?
mr garrison: eric!
stan: u just said fuck again!
mr garrison: stanley!
kenny: fuck
mr garrison: kenny!
XD the best part is when kenny just says fuck for no reason
i belive that he said fook
evilpranker45 2 months ago
2 ppl were retarded
MrMrtopi 2 months ago
Saying retard is fine but not fuck. Classic.
taralemm 2 months ago
It's so funny when people repeat the lines of what they were saying and they get top comments…
heyxlookxitsxme 2 months ago
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MrPivot9 2 months ago
Sorry sorry, wot i meant to say was.. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!
amaad007 2 months ago
2 pupils suck balls
andrazoslav 2 months ago
@Traxer11 it's from the movie
brolovsjo 2 months ago
what is this episode?
Traxer11 2 months ago
fuck fuck
TheCraigBevan 2 months ago
XD
EPICEST CARTOON MOMENT EVER!
sam48103 2 months ago
Lol best vid ever
DaDimentedSho 2 months ago
LOL
thebob5434 2 months ago
TheSniperkid223 3 months ago
press 3 to know what you are
mGxEzba3K0v3n 3 months ago
@mGxEzba3K0v3n wow i cant believe i even bothered to press 3
trigger575707 3 months ago
Clyde and Mr. Garrison disliked this video
MrRock4evr 3 months ago
Lol, I got this as my ringtone. If my phone goes of in class I'll be fucked and get a detention for saying fuck fuckidy fuck fuck fuck.
sophiethepotterfan 3 months ago
come on whats the answer, 12, okay now someone who is not a complete retard
vaggouras71 3 months ago
kyle: u cant say fuck in skool u fuckin fatass
mr garrison: kyle!
cartman: well why the fuck not?
mr garrison: eric!
stan: u just said fuck again!
mr garrison: stanley!
kenny: fuck
mr garrison: kenny!
XD the best part is when kenny just says fuck for no reason
eminemfan524 4 months ago 29
@eminemfan524 ye, we actually remember the conversation from 10 seconds ago, you dont need to post the intire video in text form
GetenTheG04t 1 month ago
even stand know carman screw it up big time this time xD he even say holy shit dude xD
bimbolag 4 months ago
i love how Kenny says it for no reason!
Superdisney7 4 months ago
0:50 Priceless!!!
bladeshifter16 4 months ago
lol hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is some funny shittttt
tay092997 4 months ago
fuckity fuck fuck xD
Luiginerd10 4 months ago
LOL OMG SO FUNNY !!!!!!
starvey123 4 months ago
Lmao
oHooLiiGaNx 4 months ago
Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
Remousamavi 4 months ago
@vFilloN7 South Park Movie
xoxEdgeLoverxox 5 months ago
ClaudiaMajewska 5 months ago
let's try to get an answer from someone whose not a complete retard
MultiPearl007 5 months ago
hhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
runescape14267 5 months ago
SUCK MA BAWS
JoeBlackHDTV 5 months ago
can you imagine a teacher calling their own students retards lol
LOMAZ5150 5 months ago
0:35 Kenny!
iGiveYaNightmares 5 months ago
lol
lviti10 5 months ago
what episode is this?
CharlieAdams37 6 months ago
@CharlieAdams37 its the movie
angelthon 6 months ago
epic!
MirandaLikesPanda 6 months ago
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fook KENNY! i love that part
kingboo2o 6 months ago
fook KENNY! i love that park
kingboo2o 6 months ago
Lmfao!!!!!!
SweetHeartSmiley 6 months ago
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING SICK
Bran4995 6 months ago
Love the fucking megaphone
parkourpunk67 6 months ago
LMFAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocker31067 6 months ago
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LukeDallison2011 6 months ago
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theawesomeone57 6 months ago
did you just say the f word? jew?
SCORPION5O 6 months ago 40
Lmao i love this.
AlishaBartletteMusic 6 months ago
cartman is the funniest fat kid alive
Dullence92 6 months ago
i love cartmans voice xD it makes me laugh..along with the stuff he says xD
greendaylove1111 6 months ago
Dang its hilarious
XPandaKittyX 6 months ago
This is the movie. The bigger, longer, uncut thing. Omg so funny.
xxInezFOOxx 6 months ago
To everyone asking what epidsode this is, I'm pretty sure it's the very first movie where Canada and the US go to war over a cartoon lol.
WEAHTV 6 months ago
what episode is this?
razfilms1 7 months ago
@razfilms1 its the fucking movie arent you a fan at all
angelthon 6 months ago
Cartman is funny
mamadou1234561 7 months ago
hahaha i forgot to say , thats funny
PsychoOfazxc3 7 months ago
watt thee feck beg grebs beg
PsychoOfazxc3 7 months ago
how would you liek to suck my bawls
what did you say?!
oh im sorry im sorry actually what i said was: HOW WOULD YOU LIEK TO SUCK MY BAWLS mr garrison
CodTheBoyz 7 months ago
How can ANYONE POSSIBLY forget about this scene...... I must have had too many joints.
ZlatkoTheGod 7 months ago
Hahahahahahahahaha. Enough said.
heygurlhey123451 7 months ago
DEY TUK UR JERBS!!!!!!!
bobbykinsV2 7 months ago
Ahhh, classic southpark you gotta love it
EuphonixPB 7 months ago
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Holy shit dude
AgustinCuca 7 months ago
hahah its 6th grade at center all over again...ahhhhh memories :)
CrazyPyromaniac572 7 months ago
lol hes talkin about fuck u cant say fuck in skool u fuckin fat ass!
mandyflower123 7 months ago
:DDD
SweTyNes 7 months ago
hahaha im DYING.
persondude911 7 months ago
the 2 dislikers is two complete retards
Kansanen 7 months ago
"Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?" "What Jew?"
CybderDude93 7 months ago
"How would you like to suck my balls?" What did you say! "oh oh im sorry, im sorry, actually what i said was How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison" XDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheSlayer36 7 months ago
fuck,fuck,fukcie di fuck loool
MBSmaspalomas 8 months ago
what episode is this ?
floris221 8 months ago
press 4 for memememmem
legomen1010450 8 months ago
The south park movie is my favorite move of all time, no joke.
ShelbyxPwns 8 months ago
i think mr garrison would like it....alot
mynameisliamhahahaha 8 months ago
where the fuck did he get the bull horn
assasin2348 8 months ago
LOL. NO REALLY. I LOLED !
ShamanicRocker 8 months ago
Az, By, Cx...i love that alphabet!!!!
thatPUNKdude 8 months ago
btw what happens after this to kenny and the rest?
erikals2 8 months ago
Pufulet84 8 months ago
@Pufulet84 Kyle and Eric are legends! Love how one of them says 'you wanna suck my balls' and the teacher can't hear but the class can - lol
erikals2 8 months ago
Eric! Did you just say the f word, Jew??
jackh513 9 months ago
What episode is this
sarihestudios 9 months ago
@sarihestudios it wasent an episode it was the movie Bigger Better Uncut
heatbuster55 8 months ago
This is fu%#^*g hilarious
jackdonkeybroz 9 months ago
how would you like to suck my balls
joseguzman7318 9 months ago
the 1 person didnt want 2 say fuck in school and didnt get invovled with hes class's fuck fight and didnt want any1 2 suck his balls
dvrhcp35 9 months ago
i think its funny how the entire show is made up of like 2 people!
001THERev 9 months ago
what seanson is it
theNagaTribe 9 months ago
what season and episode is this from
dbaldwin4620 9 months ago
@dbaldwin4620 the film -bigger londer and uncut:)
SpartanJA17 9 months ago
@dbaldwin4620 longer:L
SpartanJA17 9 months ago
my ringtone, the bussdriver loves it
jjonis5555 9 months ago
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robbertvanelferen 10 months ago
ERIC! DID YOU JUST SAY THE F WORD?!?!?!?
what jew?
Joemamma109 10 months ago
I love how kenny sais fuck just to be in it.
hellow533 10 months ago 72
@hellow533 I love the bit that comes after this in the movie...'mr garrison, can i just say, whats the big fuckin deal bitch?' XD
onebeaat 7 months ago
Lol
nbab21 10 months ago
lolol
tetranode0 11 months ago
ahaahahahahaahhahahaha This is FUCKING awesome
blakapa 1 year ago 41
@blakapa You're the type of person that drives by a cow on a farm in your car and starts to laugh that one of the cows has spots. This is not funny at all..but okay. Glad to see you'll laugh at literally anything. Morons like you make this show "popular".
dgwsgedszg 9 months ago
@dgwsgedszg you're the type of person who can't laugh at anything. I'll bet, like, a hundred dollars that you only clicked on this so you could insult anybody who likes the show. Try showing this to a room of 50 teenagers and 49 will be laughing their asses off. Morons like you keep our planet earth all serious and boring. Us south park fans will be the ones keeping our world interesting.
margierules000 9 months ago
@blakapa did you just said the "F" word?
Pufulet84 8 months ago
Lol
BoredSharingan 1 year ago