Haka battle

[kaimabu]

@achaelxoxoxo how about you go do what you do all day sucking cock bitch get a life b4 you open your mouth to me hoe.

[DrumTipsAndLessons]

i SHIT my pants at 0:30

[moabdah9]

0:41 ;)

[dantheman891000]

NZ probably won a million to zip

[ragdoll2309]

Ignoring the 91 - 7 result at the end of it, was a quite exciting beginning!

[Shaftsus]

I wonder if they spend more time rehearsing the haka than doing rugby training lol

[stranger201]

You want this guy at 0:11 to have your back at a bar at 4 am...

[Chunkster2k8]

Guy in red at 0:42 wants bum sex.

[Gaston17HDLT]

Mi mayor respeto a los all blacks siempre seran los mejores del mundo saludos desde Argentina!! sigan defendiendo sus origenes =)

[sedraopamp]

@Gaston17HDLT jajaja, te pillaste el sonido 0:42, parece que quisieron darle la talla a los All Blacks pero eso fue pura pantalla, no pudieron disimular y se les salió vocecita de niña jajaja.

[bartvers]

thumbs up if you heard the telephone @ 0:10 !

[Chunkster2k8]

Guy at 0:31 looks like he could eat you alive:|

[MAnUlua1]

@Chunkster2k8 heck yea thass my unko pierre hola

[fjbutch]

Great stuff Tonga....rip snorter that one *****

[benjiheads]

Fu@k prem football this is the real deal

[AledozZ97]

@benjiheads Footballs for women

[xjrman270]

@benjiheads Well said man, premier fagball compared to these guys. They don't get stretchered of for messing up their hair. They get stitches and come back on the field.

[RedZHunter]

@benjiheads Lol in the prem fucking Drogba would of dived during the Haka and looked for a penalty

[TheBobby1bobby1]

SO................WHO WON

[rhetoryum]

@TheBobby1bobby1 All Blacks won 91 - 7

[chewyRite2]

Imagine if you were in the middle... I would be scared shitless, even if it were done between two 8y/o boy's touch footy clubs, let alone two opens international teams Oo".

[iM4TTii3x]

amazing :O

[marcusJudas]

0:40 <=== funny

[derby1884derby]

0:32---EPIC FACE !!!:)

[PureInsanity6]

New Zealand got their priorities right get good at rugby but Tonga forgot about the rugbby and just do dancing. How much time do these people spend dancing?

[Psylonz]

@PureInsanity6 they are a small population. work it out dumbass

[LONGOPOA]

@PureInsanity6 Say it to a Tongan and you'll see how much dancing they do mate....

[TheGrandmasterxxx]

maybe they should have tried that when the British army invaded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tyso3]

@TheGrandmasterxxx

British Navy dear.

[TheGrandmasterxxx]

@Tyso3 royal navy dear.

[alwaysintrouble09]

the ignorance of that prat to say every country will end up having their own haka. Do morons like that make even a little attempt at education as they grow up or does it really take up that much time to wonder why everyone is having a laugh at them, not with them

[k9DaAV]

prop got thirsty after that. fatty :p

[InmyJag]

They are both from the islands. Both team have the equal right to do it

[Da808punk]

Addicted to watching haka videos, i myself have done it an i'm from hawaii

[lolaturfaces]

Maori/NZ - Haka

Fiji - Cibi

Tonga - Kailao

Samoa - Manu Siva Tau (for sports teams mostly)

Niue - Takalo (although i haven't seen one in a sporting event)

All of these are called war dances. Most Pacific nations have one and its ignorant to say other counties should "get their own haka". Yes the haka is original to the All Blacks as a pre-game preparation but war dances have been around for many generations. Respect that

[lolaturfaces]

@lolaturfaces And basically I'm just trying to say each country already has their own "Haka". They just go about it using a different name, and definitely a different meaning behind each and every one. Want to see a Multi-Cultural War Dance? Check these boys out: /watch?v=Q7bXLohv8l8&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[yetisarter72]

@achaelxoxoxo obviously you dont have any respect for the culture of these countries because the haka is a war dance and they are preparing them selves for battle. its not a stupid dance like the macarena you tool!

[Fernholio215]

The guys in red lose all credibility with the girly scream at 0:40

[Fefop1981]

@Fernholio215 hahahahahahahahahah you´re right!!! omg i can´t stop laughing!!!!!!!! he screams like lady gaga haahhahaha

[sedraopamp]

@Fernholio215 hahahahahahah true..hahaa

[wramssay]

I just want to watch the game now!!!!

[spunknickle]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyy

[stoner44bear]

Such a gay jump

[smededward]

most Polynesia countries have their own version! Amazing watching them against each other!

[Fefop1981]

poor tonga badass only when haka...

[LONGOPOA]

@Fefop1981 Bad ass when NZ has all our players...and we're left to find all our good players around the world to play.

[VBlogAngel]

who won this one?

[toelupe]

that was a sign of disrespect.

Tonga shouldve waited there turn.

If you knew your history on hakas and war dance.What Tonga did was disrecpectful.

[SafcLad2k]

@toelupe Dude they're about to go to war!

[Adamskys]

bahahahahah man years ago when the redcoats tried taking over new zleand... i am here to say they did not fight back with such agression... they met our worriors and bent over like little bitches...

[rugbyboyrules]

go the all blacks

[thenextdoorneighbors]

wish there were alot more Native Americans left so they could show one of there cool war dances like this ...hmm

[tupacsomething69]

you will not get this entertainment in nfl

[Pro13east]

haka is a war dance and to some countrys rugby is war as it is there heart

[ferismuller22]

all blacks have it all, nobody culd fucking compare em

[bradfordbulls4lyf]

@ferismuller22 Tonga, Samoa, New Zealand, Aboriginal Australians, Hawiians and many other countrys have had a war dance for centuarys maybe even thousends of years it wasnt even performed in rugby till the 1920s when it was NZ with there hands held out lifting there knees to them for about 15 seconds

[oscarlolage]

0:21 the All black's are like, this is me doin' your mom :D

[Ultan89]

In fairness, that was awesome.

[KonstrukcjaBanana2]

All Blacks haka rulez!!!

[bmonz08]

lmfao.. wot the hell was that, looked like the Tongans were having a lil hissy fit that lasted half a minute! lolz.

[hestheman929]

This would scare the fuck out of me.

[LiamistheBest13]

Channel 7 hahahaha

[6misael9]

fuck.. i shit up my self,,,

[kimsilly1]

hahahaha

[eric6846]

lmao fail.....!!!!!!!

[camroc16]

time 4 ireland to get a haka

[Amironz]

@ 0:40 LOL

[PJJCMH]

hahah before i say this i have respect for both teams but what was with the gay little jump at the end? xD

[twotellys12]

did you here that guy scream like a bitch at the end of the tonga thingy LOL

[Bukkakelulz]

@twotellys12 haha you said it just right

[rachrenee92]

sick ass usos

[djkilla112]

this made me chill

[MrBono21]

WTF? FUCKIN CHEERLEADERS OR WHAT IS THIS?

[drunkhobo101]

I get fucking pumped watching this!!! Why does rugby season have to be over for my school?

[drunkhobo101]

EPIC!!!!!

[MultiNonfiction]

What the fuck!

How many fucking sods are doing that retarted gay dance!

[Waverley125]

wow go all blacks

[fermagol69]

0:39 ?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Blueguy85]

gave me goosebumps

[thecheeranator]

new zealand made up the haka stop trying to beat us we won!

[Grafbanaan]

@thecheeranator

You are retarted?!?! 

[ajm267]

@miguel94108 the maoris only did settle in new zealand

[ottavio2dr]

@achaelxoxoxo you retarded?...may be idiot?...may beeeeee just ignorant.... or what?

[ottavio2dr]

@achaelxoxoxo

Ok... Haka is yours, Tonga spells the SIPI TAO a version o their war dance called kailao which last for centuries, long time before the rugby has been "created" ..Tell me if yoy waNT i CAN CHANGE THE TITLE - i'LL PUT HAKA VS KAILAO...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

(English translation)

I shall speak to the whole world

The sea eagle is starved

Let the foreigner and sojourner beware

Today, destroyer of souls I am, everywhere

.............. and so on.....

[Komi215]

@achaelxoxoxo Yours? Haka is a Tongan word meaning 'DANCE'. Polynesian people came from Taiwan 6000 years ago, via Fiji to Tonga 3000 years ago. Then from Tonga to Samoa. Then from there to Western Polynesia 2000 years later, and then Hawaii and Aotearoa less than 1000 years ago. How then Haka is yours when you came into existence a few hundred years ago. Haka is Tongan (& Polynesian) word. Tongan warriors ruled the Pacific and made your ancestors their slaves. Luckily some escaped to NZ.

[Komi215]

Correction: Sorry, Ancient polynesian people migrated from Tonga (and Samoa) to Eastern Polynesia (not Western Polynesia). The Maoris of NZ were not warriors at all. Their ancestors were slaves of the mighty Tongan warriors. The empire of the Tu'i Tonga (Tongan King). Why would they need a Haka or a war dance for? Who fought with them? They were faggots and grandchildren of faggots who escaped from slavery to the Tongans and landed in Aotearoa. The whitemen kicked their arses anyway.

[blakey1992cafc]

@ottavio2dr If you're going to reply and call him an idiot then don't be so fucking thick. It's 'an idiot' not "a idiot". You use "an" before a word that has a vowel instead of "a".

[almanacz16]

@blakey1992cafc Is this English class? Last time I checked, this was YouTube! He must be a fob but his point still has meaning. I get he cant that spell for crap, making him look stupid. But yeah. wait what were we talking about? xD

[zander1997100]

there arent that many countries with hakas so you are not very aware of any other countries apart from new zealand are u?

[zander1997100]

there arent that many countries with hakas so you are not very aware of any other countries apart from new zealand are u?

[ELFLACOVICTOR]

@achaelxoxoxo except americans they are too stupid to create any thing awsome like the haka.....they would probably turn to mtv executives to make up a pop corn mtv american haka for their amature sad ass rugby team...

[xixtretamil]

@achaelxoxoxo I dont think thats gonna happen. YOU know why? Because nobody plays rugby.

[jaqueships]

@achaelxoxoxo yeah, imagine the Vatican haka.

[superwillsman]

@achaelxoxoxo Actually the cook islands had hakas along with the islands like tonga. It's not called a haka they don't have the same purpose

[UrbanRedBull]

@achaelxoxoxo your a fucking idiot kid, do you even play rugby? lol your probably a soccer fag

[ottavio2dr]

@achaelxoxoxo sorry...You look fine so you can say whatever you want. If someones say fuck you it is not an insult, but a compliment

[TheTonganBros]

@achaelxoxoxo your a fucken retard shutup

[TheTonganBros]

@achaelxoxoxo why u gettin mad for calm down.

[TheTonganBros]

@achaelxoxoxo ok what am i suppose to get over? the fact that you commented on it months ago? i honestly dont care.

[TheTonganBros]

@achaelxoxoxo DUECES

[TheTonganBros]

@TheTonganBros ok what am i suppose to get over? the fact that you commented on the video months ago? lol i dont care.

[slico5]

@achaelxoxoxo your retarded

[primoXtremo]

@achaelxoxoxo Fiji, tonga and samoa and Niue all have war dances you fuckwit. Do your research before opening your big mouth.

[primoXtremo]

@achaelxoxoxo LOL go back into your mums basement and jerk yourself off wanker. Otherwise id smack you with the same paddle we came here on dickhead

[primoXtremo]

@achaelxoxoxo Meet me somewhere and il show you how "illiterate" I am you dickhead

[primoXtremo]

@achaelxoxoxo Your a girl? Seriously? Wow I feel sorry for the guy that has to be with you. I would kill myself if I was with a stuck up bitch like you. PMS 24/7

[primoXtremo]

@achaelxoxoxo You must get that alot. 

[kaimabu]

@achaelxoxoxo very soon someone will haka your face your so dry!!!! just stick too wat you know

[Sena00Hiperion]

woooooow

awesome!!!

[DoraSilveira]

QUE BELO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TraceyMariexx]

Amazing :)

[BigKwell]

You gotta love a haka war!

[ambadres]

'Ka Mate' means 'It is death!'

[deepster89]

dance off baby!!

[thiskiwigal]

Go Tonga outstanding That's the way it should be. That was better than the England one because it was just Team v Team. Bet our boys just loved that response !

[fatsotomuscles]

At 0:22, that means, I gonna saw your nuts off.

[blazethepeng]

@fatsotomuscles Thats just wrong although that part was disturbing

[swan4011]

Cool but it kind of makes me think that mankind is evolving backward. Cavemen.

[GuitarStuffOnly]

lol, its like the movie 300, but only in real life ~~~~~ amazing

[joeskelly123]

there is only one good war dance and thats the haka

[rorthemadman]

MINT

[wensley80]

I was at this game, got goosebumps watching it!

[mrsoowoop2]

all blacks are just too good they were loud and had lots of anger soowoop

[lovethatmagic]

All Blacks Win By a Mile, reds were tough but not together, blacks almost humiliated them lol

[HrafnkelHarthrathi]

Who loses? I would suppose the red team, because they did not seem to be completely together.

[annytheapple]

amazing

[petelikesgirls]

lol at liek 43:00 the guy runs into him

[duncandohnut1993]

absolute quality

[lafamii]

red are the best Hakaer !

[AlExXx364]

0:10 camera man left his phone on :P

[mutley2209]

you don't see enough of the other islanda haka's on youtube good stuff =D

[Rkonaldo18]

GREAT¡¡

[julah11]

dam that got me pumped

[jdmitchell2]

epic stuff!

[lakota66]

best ever!!!!!!!! i am thrilled!!!!!¨¨

[WaTTeZe01]

mean as

[bubblechubby]

this is fuckin epic!!!!!!!

[UHtiger]

Hahaha, that's a fairly romanticized version. This haka was written by te rauparaha, a warrior chief. He was being hunted by a group from rival tribe and was hidden by a neutral tribes chief and his wife. The haka tells of his feelings during this time.

[lolislol1403]

i always make the haka noise when i am on the toilet

great fun

[vonihlrodriguez]

@lolislol1403 I met my chick doin that

[Tsukaruu]

my dad could have been captain for the tongan team but he moved to america.

[funkyluppi]

amazing

[LlortnA]

fuck I love rugby.

[TheMinistryofFish]

Wow!

[Drweavil]

This is the real gladiator stuff, Rugby is more than just a game, it is a metaphor for war.

[FatDan81]

@Drweavil hahahahhahaha...that cute

[92benno92]

@Drweavil

Soo .. what is a try translated to in a war like scenario?

[tosti24]

I lived in NZ for a year and i fuckin loved it!

Respect to the Haka all the way

[Chevers1956]

No hate here. No hate in rugby. Leave that to others who use sport as an excuse to air their frustrations and prejudices. It's PASSION and no harm in that. Passion for your country, your team and the game. And what a spectacle!. I am a fervent Welsh rugby supporter but Ye Gods what the Pacific Islanders and Kiwis have given to the game! I'd watch them and marvel any day and share a drink afterwards. Cymru am byth.

[mountebank1]

awesome

[snowdragon5]

and now they march onto war

[ottavio2dr]

1) well In my country it is an ill. People want to look smarter than they R. Obviously it becomes a pandemic stuff. I didn't post it as a curiosity, neither as a sign of idolatry. I'm an ex rugby player & I simply love it.

2) Men in black won Z game

3) The purpose is not only tradition & self motivation. It is a group synchronized warm up - breathing rhythm, isometric contractions and postures, explosive efforts, etc. 4 these TMs, z way it works is an indicator about Z group "shape" b4 z game.

[haxja]

nci video, but just asking who won the match?

[anababa81]

All Blacks all the way..

[davod101]

its clearly showing their nations spirit, why hate on it?

[eastwhangaz]

true u guys think u'z know so much when u aint even maori so i reckon sum of u'z shuld just shut da fuk up! "us" maori as we r native 2 NZ and as a country 4 those hu represent it and r born here do a haka 2 set the challenge b4 we compete against anybody and its a bloody sign of respect 2 our fellow competetors as well.. me being a maori im fuckn proud 2 b from such a beautiful country with alot of wairua and heart.. much respect 2 da boys and NZ.. tangata whenua o aotearoa.. and what?

[2poupou]

wtf ?? its  KAMATE KAMATE !

[ottavio2dr]

(this is) the night... in the sens of dark times...and night as death, the next words are talking about the morning following - "This is the morning". Which might be understood, that after night (death), is coming the sunny morning (the rebirth, the new life)... kind o transcendental step to a new condition...They are not afraid (even they are looking for it) about the sacrifice, which could bring (may be) the salvation, a new condition, the glory through their sacrifice. ...

[ottavio2dr]

part2 - Well I've romanced a little bit the translation. Z original (the tribal version it is a little bit longer). Z story is about a primitive man (HAIRY) who went looking for light of Z sun to make it lightning Z Earth again. He has been chased and hunted by his tribe for a forbidden love, which angered even the SUN, which obviously decided to punish the humans, bringing Z eternal dark. This primitive hairy man decide 2 solve out this problem challenging - whom?-try to find out on yourself?