Final Fantasy VII: Whoose Your Daddy?

[SweetUniverse]

U know what I like? Aeris's boyfriends always come at her through the roof. If no one ever tripped & fell thru the roof of that church, she'd never have a bf

[xXxStrifeMexXx]

where is the clip from at 0.33, im sure that the opening to crisis core doesnt show that much of zack's face?

[cheetar]

Hm, my theory is quite similar, I actually do believe Angeal could be Cloud's father. That be interesting, makes you wondering if the timeing in both contients in ff7 are different, one continent moves in a faster time then the other, I like to see Zack's face if its was to be true.

[zeldabrawl123]

what version of crisis core is this?

[seamenx123]

"And meet brand new enemies, like Chang Tseng, Head of Shin-Ra Social Welfare and Maury Povich himself!" (from the description), I bursted out laughing omg...that's freaking perfect :p lmfao!!

[ThexStrangestxAngel]

If Angeal was Clouds father, then man there isn't much of an age distance XD I really doubt it.

[leesha]

I read about Clouds father that he died shortly after Cloud was bon for unknown reasons, so I doubt Angeal is his father, and why would Angeal be his father? There's no sign at all of him beeing Clouds father in CC.

[moonlightshadow17]

well that video fits with the music^^ I like it :) But i guess a few scenes are from blueray disc? I played Crisis Core a few times, but some parts are either different or left out. Are they from blueray?

[MysticHedwig]

I think it's because this is the trailer for the game. For the actual game, they probably changed it a little bit.

[darkmoogle77]

I myself think that Angeal is actually Clouds father. You know, maybe Angeal got Clouds mom knocked up when he was like, 18 or something.

Im betting that Angeal ran off from his new responsibility as a father to the still unborn Cloud. This would have happened before he joined SOLDIER, and became such a tool...

[funkless]

Ok, well I actually haven't played CC so I dunno what Angeal is like. Hmmm... it is strange that we never find out the father of the Cloud as opposed to Sephiroth or Zack, or the other big names in FF7. But to be honest, I never really worried about Cloud's daddy much.

[ClairePeine]

i do.

 now that you've brought it up XD

[magicmo10]

erm angeal is 25 in crisis core and cloud is 16 in crisis core so unless angeal was a stud at 8 or 9 its impossible XD

[XxHeartagramHeavenxX]

@darkmoogle77 I think President Shinra was his dad...for some reason...

[AlienSanfox]

Hey, good video ^^ Like it!

[funkless]

Thanks :) Glad you like it.

[AlienSanfox]

Of course i do! Its wonderful! (sorry for bad english)

[finalfantasymaddo]

ok i get it

its so gud

[wfriend]

I dont like it...

[funkless]

That's fine.

[EmilyDarklight]

Whats going on?

Whoose Your Daddy?

What do you mean?

[funkless]

Ok EmilyDarklight... just read my reply below for Sophronia96. It explains everything, mkay?

[ocarinaoftasi]

wtf michael jackson song why?

[funkless]

It doesn't matter who sings it, what matters is the point behind the song.

[Sophronia96]

can anione tell me what is this story about??i dont get the story means what??^.^v

[funkless]

Well, basically I've made a spoof trailer on a spoof game idea based around FFVII and teenage pregnancy. You star as either Zack, Genesis, etc. as the father of teen Mum (most likely Aeris) and you spend most of your time trying to worm your way out of parental duties.

[RaBBiT1256]

love it!

[funkless]

Thanks! :D

[fromhellithopped]

seriously... we're do you guys come from, you're EVERYWHERE!!???

[kikosho2002]

This is alittle stupid...

[funkless]

Why?

[kikosho2002]

Nothing personal but u have maybe it should've shown more in the video. For example, Some of these comments ppl are talking about Marlene, Denzel, and/or Cloud, Barret, and Tifa being mother/father to Denzel or Marlene. Maybe this video could've added some Advent Children scenes or maybe some scenes of Dirge of Cerberus that shows Vincent and Grimoire Valentine.

[funkless]

Yah, that chit-chat about Marlene, Denzel, Cloud, etc. was just space-wasting on our part. It started off as a joke and we kinda got carried away with it.

But thanks for the tips anyway. Just wondering, why would I add Vince and Grimoire?

[kikosho2002]

Well the video is called "who's ur daddy" and well aside from the Marlene, Denzel, Cloud etc. stuff, Grimoire is Vincent's father and would probably fit with this video. Also maybe Hojo, Lucricea and Sephiroth due to the fact that Hojo and Lucrecia are the birth parents of Sephiroth.

[MasamunesSong]

Ha Ha! Awesome! Game isn't even out yet and it has full-scale parodies going!

Loved it!

[Aerith]

Barret is Marlene's father >_>

[calamitykid]

lol

[calamitykid]

indeed.

i was joking.

denzel is 7 which means cloud would have fucked tifa aged 15 and had him then

yay

[KougasMate]

And if they didn't have Denzel in the actual game, Tifa and Cloud would have somehow managed to raise a 7 year old in the space of about 4 years...Steriods ftw!

[funkless]

Yes, I knew you were joking. I just playing along. Isn't Denzel the orphan kid of two Sector 7 citizens? Funny how Reno goes out of his way to save kids whose parents he may of killed remorselessly a few years ago.

[KougasMate]

I'm not sure about Denzel, but I know almost for certain that Marlene's parents were killed by the plate falling.

By the way is Crisis Core avalible in the UK?

[uzuki54]

Um, Marlene's parents were from Coral, where Barret is from. Her mother was killed when Shinra destroyed the town and her father died during the original game. Though Barret didn't know what had become of him so raised Marlene.

[ShiShiRengan]

dyne commited suicide by jumping off a cliff after he battled with barret :/

[uzuki54]

Yeah I know, I meant Barret didn't know what had become of Dyne until the event in the prison under Gold Saucer. Where he commited suicide.

[ShiShiRengan]

Oh i see i see.

[calamitykid]

brilliant

i want that game lmao

cloud is a father of 2 kids to tifa when they were just 14

its true

[funkless]

Are the two kids Denzel and Marlene? Cuz you know... Marlene looks an awful lot like Tifa when you think about it and Denzel has already got a 'cloudy' attitude coming along. And thanks for the compliments :)

[KougasMate]

I love the video but...

Marlene is Barret Wallace's adoptive daughter, and Denzel is not Cloud or Tifa's. He's an orphan.

[UndeniableMystique]

I always thought Marlene looked like Aeris... the hair, the way she speaks, her personality, and most of all the connection to Aeris.

[kanyewest121]

I love it :D

[funkless]

I'm glad you do.

[Lutearina]

xD That is HILARIOUS. Who's Your Daddy would be SUCH a great game. ;-; xDD

[funkless]

Oh thankyou very much for the compliment :D

[Dartanubis]

thats gonna be a kickass game and if u r gona put a song on a video put somthin cooler instead of michael jackson shit k

[funkless]

Thanks for the suggestion. You see, when I chose 'Billie Jean', it was the song content I had in mind not the actual singer. Unless you have some song suggestions that would go with the video's theme?

[Fenristh]

its a joke about teen pregnancy, listen to the lyrics. God -_-

nice video, funkless ;p

[funkless]

Thankies! :)

[Elektra007]

hehe funny!..good work jan