dont reAD THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLAY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSILBE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW,YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.
PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SRCEEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@telosfd That was an old Northrop seat wasn't it? I've never worked those seats. I used to work on the ACES II on A-10's, F-16's and F-15's and now I am working the Martin-Baker MK XVI on T-38 and T-6 Texan II aircraft..
a question to jet pilots - what do you do when you need to take a crap? seriously, this is not a troll question - do pilots have some sorts of diaper or what?
Typical monday morning quarterbacks critiquing what they do not know. It's not meant to simulate the actual conditions but to develop muscle memory so that the pilot can do it without thought and instantly. (Practice makes perfect.) The seats look similar to those of a T-37 which is 1950-60 era aircraft hence the older seat.
I hope this was the first try... because it was really bad.
And no he hasn't been there a year, note the ejection handgrips have a trigger, which means this is a T-37 trainer and not a T-38 trainer. He doesn't have a class patch yet so he's part of the 'Baby Class'. He hasn't flown the jet yet.
WRONG. If he's being thaught how to eject then hes already done his basic flying training, Advanced Flying traing then been streamed to fast jets ... so basically ... hes been there at least a year.
@paintballrocksION Yeah that's right! We respect him to be a good pilot! We don't make fun of him! And remember if he is sitting in this seat that mean he is moreeeee healthy than you! So shut up and train your fat ass and stop eating your fuckin unhealthy food like sandwitches!
This reminds me of the kiddy ride when a small town throws a fling. You know the one where the ride just goes in cirlces and the creepy guy controling the ride molests you.
"... oh shit... where the... where the fuck is..." he would be dead. I know it's training but maybe be a little more energetic? This could really happen in real life. And they do it like this instead of at a faster pace because you need to know how to place yourself when "ejecting". Many people brake numerous body parts because they panic and eject wrong.
@Lexgs40099 i got a question when u pull the lever does it realease the seat belts then the parachute opens or u hav take off the seat belts and u hav to open the parachute
@thclolipop Sissies? Within two years of this training these students would be piloting aircraft all around the world. Willingly flying into 'harm's way' so you can sit back at your safe keyboard and call them sissies.
Well, I guess he will take a while to respond to bail out instanly--knowing were the ejection handle is. Although it's good that he didn't kept his head in the down position!
@angelcruz373 the simulator here represents the upper rear crew compartment of a B-52H, what is being simulated is an ejection seat failure and forced manual bailout, an eventuality trained for in the B-52 due to its older model seats that have proven in service to have a less than perfect reliability record, once he has unstrapped, the crew member then makes his egress through an escape hatch in the lower deck.
@angelcruz373 first you got to learn the how to do it and besides you can only eject 3 real times in your pilot carreer because it causes so much damange to the body go from 0 to 250 to 30 falling back down wears you out just like skydiving most of those people when they get old get fucked up knees
@angelcruz373 and you think you know more then militery training that is used around the world? its procedure they practice it over and over tell its perfect. you can lose a limb if it gets caught on something in the cockpit. and when shit does happen they dont think they just react to this training.
absolutely man. i at least expected them to be thrown in the air like 10 metres.... but this looks quite worthless.
i mean ok ejecting out of a plane via martin-baker could be considered a case of major bodily harm, but they could at least TRY to show em what it could be like.
or are you being told "eeh just remember your worst rollercoaster-experiences"?
I agree with you. They put you in a multi million dollar jet and you practice ejecting in some old used piece of military surplus ebay garbage that is similar for only the very first part of ejection. Hilarious.
fake.. their not even in a plane..
maxxi11002244 8 hours ago
interesting test... seems very difficult...
austrianemotionalman 2 days ago
haha he was dead at 0:16
deathdodger1 5 days ago
one ejecting. two ejecting. three ejecting. this is 4, fucking noobs...
Redmilitiageneral 1 week ago
Thubs up :P
yamahaevo 2 weeks ago
nooooooooo goose
jbmcheney23 3 weeks ago
No idea i flew m 15 years ago...
remcosol 2 months ago
BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT!. Is he referring to the banks of America..
slapnut892 2 months ago 2
BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! ... i had this same 2hr ago in toilet...
ElephantKiller23 3 months ago 2
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PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SRCEEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
GamerIvan2023 3 months ago
It is a t-37 seat, t-38 seats activate by just raising the handgrips. And they look different as well
remcosol 3 months ago
@remcosol Do the T-37 & 38 still have the North American 1E1-Escapac seats or have they retrofitted to the Martin Baker SJU-17A ACES?
LegionnaireEtrangere 2 months ago
bail out bail out bail out...........cranc cronc hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ah here is push .............good........ welcome to heaven ....lol
MrJustthebest 3 months ago 17
"bail out bai*already gone* - i aint waitin to say it 3 time when i got a heat seeker on me ass!!!
Sum0nelse 3 months ago
Stupid simulation ahahaha xD
manuellcamelo 3 months ago
Ghey.
BoyMonarch 4 months ago
The oldest type of an ejection seat!!!!!!!!
telosfd 4 months ago
@telosfd That was an old Northrop seat wasn't it? I've never worked those seats. I used to work on the ACES II on A-10's, F-16's and F-15's and now I am working the Martin-Baker MK XVI on T-38 and T-6 Texan II aircraft..
davidpolensky 3 months ago
hahai love the ending
"Good Job"
*thumbs up, no seriously
Hummermaniac1 5 months ago
WOW !!!!!!! They definitely picked the right men for the job!!!!!!
bennyworldwide 5 months ago
lol is this edwards afb?? those look like t38 parachutes
yixphil 6 months ago
a question to jet pilots - what do you do when you need to take a crap? seriously, this is not a troll question - do pilots have some sorts of diaper or what?
slafkec 6 months ago
@slafkec I think they gotta use the can and force everything out before the fly. I'm not sure, I'm not a pilot : \
ericatomic934 6 months ago
Cool story bro.
lb8068 7 months ago
... this wouldn't inspire me with confidence : (
kcirdrab 7 months ago
Typical monday morning quarterbacks critiquing what they do not know. It's not meant to simulate the actual conditions but to develop muscle memory so that the pilot can do it without thought and instantly. (Practice makes perfect.) The seats look similar to those of a T-37 which is 1950-60 era aircraft hence the older seat.
csraynor1 8 months ago
that girl officer is hot..
Ungraviitiify 10 months ago 44
"Bail out" is the command.
norjop 10 months ago
when I was in RAF cadets it was 'jump' but that might also be linked to the buldog plane not having an ejector seat
leedsm18 11 months ago
Co za asy
JamesMWilson1 11 months ago
THAT WAS INTENSE!!!
botchalism 1 year ago 4
That's why I like the F-16's ejection seat (ACES II), you've got the handle right where your penis ends, so you instantly know where to grab lol.
Stover36 1 year ago
if you need to punch out you've got about half a second to rip that handle or your toast.
TheBengals88 1 year ago
guy's dead in a real life situation. come on SEARCHING FOR THE HANDLE? jesus
geover330 1 year ago
That Guy would NOT be dead if it was real becuase it was a trainning! No one allowed to fly whithout trainning so he would not be dead!
GMmaxim 1 year ago
I hope this was the first try... because it was really bad.
And no he hasn't been there a year, note the ejection handgrips have a trigger, which means this is a T-37 trainer and not a T-38 trainer. He doesn't have a class patch yet so he's part of the 'Baby Class'. He hasn't flown the jet yet.
artagus21 1 year ago
You died
camaros65 1 year ago
@camaros65 You died near in front of you monitor with your coca-cola!
GMmaxim 1 year ago
Why do you make fun of the guy hes just starting training
paintballrocksION 1 year ago
@paintballrocksION
WRONG. If he's being thaught how to eject then hes already done his basic flying training, Advanced Flying traing then been streamed to fast jets ... so basically ... hes been there at least a year.
BLAKEY2695 1 year ago
@paintballrocksION Yeah that's right! We respect him to be a good pilot! We don't make fun of him! And remember if he is sitting in this seat that mean he is moreeeee healthy than you! So shut up and train your fat ass and stop eating your fuckin unhealthy food like sandwitches!
GMmaxim 1 year ago 3
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joshbulldog1661 1 year ago
This reminds me of the kiddy ride when a small town throws a fling. You know the one where the ride just goes in cirlces and the creepy guy controling the ride molests you.
evilg1313 1 year ago
"... oh shit... where the... where the fuck is..." he would be dead. I know it's training but maybe be a little more energetic? This could really happen in real life. And they do it like this instead of at a faster pace because you need to know how to place yourself when "ejecting". Many people brake numerous body parts because they panic and eject wrong.
diamonddanceroh8 1 year ago
@diamonddanceroh8 mybe positioning the ejection handle between the legs was a good idea.
RainbowManification 1 year ago
The proper phrase to say upon ejection from a U.S. Air Force jet is "bail out" repeated three times.
Lexgs40099 2 years ago 11
@Lexgs40099 i got a question when u pull the lever does it realease the seat belts then the parachute opens or u hav take off the seat belts and u hav to open the parachute
TheMtaTeam 7 months ago
@TheMtaTeam it was actualy it relesed the belts and the cord to the paritchute ws attachd to th seat
CalebHaggard5 5 months ago
@CalebHaggard5 oh so parichute just realeses from the seat once the lever is pulled right?
TheMtaTeam 5 months ago
@TheMtaTeam well sortof the lever also detaches the seatbelts
CalebHaggard5 5 months ago
@Lexgs40099 wrong. its eject eject eject. bail out means to jump out of a cargo plane.
steviepc7 7 months ago
@steviepc7 or bomber
steviepc7 7 months ago
@Lexgs40099 actually it's Egress, Egress, Egress
davidpolensky 3 months ago
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It eject! not bail out!
mveyt0808 2 years ago
0:13
He was like "Shit shit shit where the fuck is the thing?"
Ragedhard 2 years ago
I was once at a fun fare similar to this one...
Junije1 2 years ago 62
this isnt a fun fair, is pilot training
1SB1 2 years ago
Yeah, I did this exact thing at the fair. They had the suits and helmets and everything. Does anyone know what carnival this was from?
catfish4975 2 years ago
Is that supposed to be some countries Army?...
thclolipop 2 years ago
it's ours.
lordvader665 2 years ago
Ouch sorry to hear that, I thought that was some kind of fun fair or something oO
thclolipop 2 years ago
They have American flags on their uniforms, that ought to give you a clue. Does this look like the Army or Air Force to you?
xMKIVxVR6x 2 years ago
Can't see any flags oO Still a bunch of Sissies :p
thclolipop 2 years ago
LOL!
xMKIVxVR6x 2 years ago
@thclolipop Sissies? Within two years of this training these students would be piloting aircraft all around the world. Willingly flying into 'harm's way' so you can sit back at your safe keyboard and call them sissies.
Farong36 1 year ago
@Farong36 willingly fighting so their country will stay powerfull and make lots and lots of money.
I think I'd rather stay at tome than be exploited by my government.
These guys are doing nothing for me or for you :)
thclolipop 1 year ago
@thclolipop You'll see. Sooner or later, it's just a matter of time...
charlieechovictor 1 year ago
U.S. Air Force Pilot training. They are learning.
fernanties 2 years ago
You gotta walk before you can crawl.
--reverse that...
Biscuitchris7again 2 years ago
They'll be peeling him of the runway
DuffmanIRL 2 years ago
KAHBOOM!
radfax 2 years ago
Slight delay there, not an option
radfax 2 years ago
i would say a rather large delay. Hopefully not a trained pilot
multisyncxp 2 years ago
This is their first or second week in training. They haven't even been near a plane yet.
VonTrousers 2 years ago
hes dead...^^
228Ghost228 2 years ago 2
atleast he corrected his head straight
Randomnick123 3 years ago
omg i'd b pissed.
i hope they r more exposed in the real cockpit.
Familyguy098 3 years ago
he is D-E-A-D M-E-A-T
geover330 3 years ago 2
Too slow, he's DEAD!
CaspersSVT 3 years ago 3
Nice to see Sheppard again...
BQZip01 3 years ago
great vid
im on cam and bored tf
Girlygirl4110 3 years ago
i liked this video :)
i cant watch this video qm
7hardcandy 3 years ago
Well, I guess he will take a while to respond to bail out instanly--knowing were the ejection handle is. Although it's good that he didn't kept his head in the down position!
DeltaEagle7700 3 years ago
how can you not know where the ejection lever is...dead pilot! ...arm here, leg there...
eelkcirderf 3 years ago
im sure the force is alot of Gs'
slayslayslay 3 years ago
Yup and thats why they are trained and use flight suits!
CaspersSVT 3 years ago
he would of been a fireball because of his long response.
todbkk 3 years ago
that guy would be dead if it was real. how does this simulate the real thing though? a carnival ride's more intense than this.
angelcruz373 4 years ago 49
I assume it's about getting the technique/procedure right. Like they say "Crawl before you walk. Walk before you run".
fanofrhymeswithstar 2 years ago
@angelcruz373 the simulator here represents the upper rear crew compartment of a B-52H, what is being simulated is an ejection seat failure and forced manual bailout, an eventuality trained for in the B-52 due to its older model seats that have proven in service to have a less than perfect reliability record, once he has unstrapped, the crew member then makes his egress through an escape hatch in the lower deck.
monaro632 1 year ago
@angelcruz373 muscle memory
devanoo2 1 year ago
@angelcruz373 Probably just to get them used to the procedure and feel of ejecting
razor005 1 year ago
@angelcruz373 no this is just part of the training of it this is just to get used to the ejection part.
TheMilitaryTactics 1 year ago
@angelcruz373 first you got to learn the how to do it and besides you can only eject 3 real times in your pilot carreer because it causes so much damange to the body go from 0 to 250 to 30 falling back down wears you out just like skydiving most of those people when they get old get fucked up knees
yankee2013 1 year ago
@angelcruz373 come to Canada shit gets real...
TheFuggernaut 1 year ago
@angelcruz373 and you think you know more then militery training that is used around the world? its procedure they practice it over and over tell its perfect. you can lose a limb if it gets caught on something in the cockpit. and when shit does happen they dont think they just react to this training.
Baseshocks 1 year ago
@angelcruz373
well obviously it works because when they bail out for real it works.
mylifelike13 1 year ago
@angelcruz373
absolutely man. i at least expected them to be thrown in the air like 10 metres.... but this looks quite worthless.
i mean ok ejecting out of a plane via martin-baker could be considered a case of major bodily harm, but they could at least TRY to show em what it could be like.
or are you being told "eeh just remember your worst rollercoaster-experiences"?
AllisterCaine 1 year ago
@AllisterCaine
I agree with you. They put you in a multi million dollar jet and you practice ejecting in some old used piece of military surplus ebay garbage that is similar for only the very first part of ejection. Hilarious.
sanfranciscobay 1 year ago
@angelcruz373 jajajaja...........is broken!
sinamor1000 11 months ago
@angelcruz373 THAT WAS AN ERROR WITH THE SEAT.
Khaled0Sharara 6 months ago