Vending Machine Dress

[tubofbologna]

great idea... put your valuables in a bag and let a load of people walk on them

[Xanapus]

This dress will come in handy in the zombie apocalypse.

[carmatic]

I think a cardboard box would have worked better....

[NiCoLexZeBrAs]

i want to buy the purse it looks kool

[at90percent]

Why?

[cvunit]

@at90percent why not??/?!!?!?11/1/1/!?.

[Nandanyx]

About the purse, yeah, because we want our cellphones and ipods to be destroyed instead of robbed

[stellastar7899]

LOL! The last guy who stepped on the bag almost fell and tripped!! XD

[puffyclouddd1]

This is awesome!

[zomgmadii]

1:30 epic fail c:

[puppypoopalot]

@zomgmadii i dont get it??

[zomgmadii]

@puppypoopalot It's meant to look like a discreet pothole, but the guy tripped over it, therefore making it not-discreet and made it clear that it was not a pothole.

[vendlovewin]

You guys should check out the Vend.Love.Win. contest on facebook!

All users have to do is upload a creative photo or video that includes their favorite vending machine or vended product. On the last day of each month, the top 20 entries with the most votes will each win $200 for a charity of their choice or a $200 Visa gift card for themselves to spend as they wish. They’re also giving away a $5,000 annual prize for the absolute BEST entry before March 30, 2012.

[SuperSquirters2]

these are the worst ideas I've ever seen.

[Disposition446]

the music is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[muffin8or123]

A vending machine that flaps in the wind...?

[theend1245]

W T F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[SimplyElisse]

Poor bag. I bet all stuff in there were crushed.T_T

[wippudaeu]

ahahahahah 1:01 no one will notice

[krunkenfunken]

Hahaha put ur valuables in the bag and then watch them get crushed while everyone is stepping on it xD

[lilmidget155]

LOOOL at 1:29

[iHateSpoilerz]

@lilmidget155 that guy tripped on the manhole cover LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[lilmidget155]

@iHateSpoilerz IKR!!LOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLLxD

[mrspinky13560]

cant they see her legss???

[guiu175]

Metal Gear Snake's techniques

[Kareia79]

lmao the guy tripped to the manhole bag :))

[camandgrace]

If you put your valubles in the bag, wouldn't they be stepped on and crushed? And lost?

[soul3n]

I thought Japan had the safest cities in the world.

[Disposition446]

this has to be a joke i thought the japanese were smarter than this

[blcdfblcdf]

@Disposition446 it's supposed to make more of a statement than anything. (Statement: women are in trouble)

[AnimeLoverFan2]

I remember London from the suit life wearing something like that!

[raventakayama]

somebody works for acme

[AugustBurnerable]

Is that where you put the coin?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

There in the hole.

[KirstieXoXo]

ROFL!

[paradee12]

she looks like a spy! XD

[vosogo]

Wait a minute, so with the sewer cover bag, one places all their valuables in it, so people can walk all over them? Sounds like a good way to break a cellphone, or worse, get sued when someone trips over it...

[ThwartedVillainy]

lol, what do you need protection from in Tokyo? The zero crime? Yeah, you might need to run away from those guys who give you free tissues, THE HORROR!!

[DijonFromage]

@ThwartedVillainy Yeah, she's obviously making that whole crime thing up for attention, nothing bad EVER happens there...

[ThwartedVillainy]

@DijonFromage Dude, I live in Tokyo. You could walk down the worst street in a suit made entirely of money blindfolded at 3am and nobody would touch you.

Aside from Yakuza stabbing each other and sad businessmen jumping in front of trains, there's just about no violent crime here. Seriously, go look it up.

This lady just wanted to be clever and do something unique.

[LuckyGuu]

@ThwartedVillainy Have you ever been to a bodybuilding contest in Japan?  Try it and get back to me

[ThwartedVillainy]

@LuckyGuu I... don't understand WTF you're talking about. Body building? What? 

[LuckyGuu]

@ThwartedVillainy I like the last guy who stumbles on the man-hole bag. Do you have a rage problem? I bet you never read the book: 1984 by George Orwell

[casjack13]

Hah, the guy at the end tripped on it. "WTF?"

[sensesectors]

If Louis Vuitton makes a fake sewer lid I'll buy one for me and one for my chihuahua.

[Supersaiiyin]

no ones gonna notice that the metal vending machine can suddenly liquefy and flow in the breeze?

[garageman1989]

the manhole cover didn't work for long.

[GodBlessYou2008]

最後、引っかかったぞｗ。「スネイク。。？スネーク！」ってなっ­ちゃうぞ。

[shawbros]

Very good idea.

When someone trips on that fake manhole cover and breaks their arm, then you get sued.

COOL!!!

[Dizmapler170]

wat if someone wants to but something and they press ur nipples...

[sablahedning]

omg cool!! i hate booring designers. this one is awsome^^

[BradleySherwoodFan]

The vending machine dress kinda vaguely works if you're looking at it from a distance, or just passing it in a hurry, but I do not understand the manhole cover bag at all. It can't be an easy, quick or subtle movement to put all your valuables on there and then spread it out on the ground. Worst case scenario, that's just going to draw attention from robbers, best case scenario, all your valuables get squished by people walking over them. :/

[asimolive]

1:30

[ottofan]

so either youre a vending machine or they step on your stuff and break it...

what kind of drugs do these asians take?!

[injerreau]

if u actually fall for that ure the dumbest person on planet earth

[pinkyLING1]

面白い

[scully2222]

stupid

[williamnakama]

what happens if someone trys to put a yen or quarter inside O.o

[pinoytuner94]

LMAO. The guy trips in the end LOL. So much for disguise.

[zrx7769]

this is totally pointless and retarded.

[lordofthescooby]

Somebody's been watching too many Saturday Morning Cartoons.

[FragBashers]

like a ninja i prowl undetected

[jorgyakapapo]

-_-

seriously?

[KagamineLenX3]

lawl he tripped, it now has a better use, a disguised tripping device

[EchoVice]

Yes it's a great idea, unless of course the rapist likes soda. And what would that do to your self esteem if you're being chased and then he says "oh, I'll catch her later, but first, I'm parched!" lmao

[JRPictureProductions]

Heh, kinda odd but creative. That's a cool idea, and I think it works better than some of you think!!

[oleedvard]

nah.. lol

a nice target for teenagers that tries to rip of candy machines with feet

[BenzorChan]

Hmm, chances of being robbed in Tokyo are really low though...

[GaolisVideoLog]

@BenzorChan Try these things out in Manila. If they work there, they work everywhere.

[rubut]

drop your cellphone on the street with the manhole bag so it wont get stolen but im pretty sure itll not return in one piece

[Migueria]

If you had a society in which women wouldn't be treated like shit you wouldn't need such a dress. She is creative, but I doubt it really works...

I think Japan needs a few more nukes to understand the principle of equality and justice for all. Just look at rape in japan on google and read the articles and on wikipedia...

[Bakuhatsu233]

epic failure.. is she retarded?

[gothicgrace]

LMAO at the last guy xD

[dfan]

ROFL you're about to be robbed. "hang on let me unfold my bag and set it on the ground so you think it's just a manhole".

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

FAIL.

[penguinx32]

@ThisIsAeroPlane

why dont people say LAIF these days

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

lol i think she'd have better luck hiding behind a pole

[SuperChrono]

Can someone Please tell me why? xD

[latalealive]

Isn't she being the stalker? She's watching people while being disguised.

[DieAussieScum]

Did anyone notice that this "Chick" Has a package?

[MusicWavesMan]

ha haaaaa

[evenstar18]

Japan is awesome!!!!!!!

[SuperGreedz]

hahahahhahahhaahhaahah 1:31

[Wyzenhu]

imagine if someone actually tried to buy from the vending machine..."WTF? Punches and kicks the vending machine..."

[Melaneimoon]

that subtle fail at the end beautifully confirms that "wait, is it just me, or is this actually really ridiculous" you get during the film :p

[ShinnSin]

1:30 THAT DUDE BROKE THE MANHOLE! D:

lol everybody just stepped on her bag.

[professerht]

lol nice idea lol

[Conzillafication]

i love the last guy :]

i love the creativity of her designs.

[JadeEyedJinx]

LOL if she really had all her stuff in her purse she is worried about being robbed for, then that would be one fat manhole! LOL

[Daeron15]

ill use a giant cardboard box!

[kasrkinisicus]

THE ORANGE

[taoistwarrior]

Solid snake style!

[truflke]

1:31 LOL

[BloodyxNightmair]

Lol I would so love to have thouse!xD JAPAN RULES!!!!xD

[LordofMovies]

Well what can you say... It's Japan... Even the people passing by don't even glance over in her direction when she does that.

[evil6twin]

What if you chuck your phone in the bag and some douche steps on it? bye bye phone :(

[SkylineR034]

shes a fken idiot.. FAIL!

[underage117]

1:30 And there goes the cellphone!

[ZoardFilms]

paranoid woman

[OfficialDjStatiK]

imagine if sum1 actually fell for the vending machine and reached for her tits trying to get a drink

[ZoardFilms]

LOL

[frikie94]

Japanese women don't have tit's XD

[skura13]

pointless.....useless

[StephJayneV]

Those are shitty disguises

[darkoslizerd]

people stare and will think your on drugs

[havoc1310]

Wait what?...

If you think you are about to be robbed then throw all your valuable shit on the ground and walk away? Jesus if you have that sort of predicting the future just run away.

[missedagain]

"I.. I think that guy is raping that vending machine."

[Matamuram]

getting angry about JAPAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Oolarg]

Because sometimes you just need to be a vending machine...

[yoka955]

sugoi!

[P1ER3]

lmao the man tripped up at the end of the vid!

[opaz79]

there are arab rapists in japan too?

[DoCWaSaBe]

no but there are arabs watching these videos so watch your crap

[mahdii98]

retarded, but cool!

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

That is weird.. even for Japan where weird is common!

[javaxsqft]

Why do you have car insurance ad in your youtube video? All that did is piss me off and want to make this comment.

[winkiiV]

i like how the man trips over it at the end too..LOL

[mintyfresh2233]

that is SO SMART. i want both XD

[kmmnz]

What?

[Vza004]

lol ninjutsu!!

[EatYourChimp]

Stupid bitch get a real job.

[nakorn86]

she should make a fake hole

[bushputz]

Why make a fake when you can make a portable hole?

watch?v=YX8OIu-QSCA

[touchvending]

Brilliant but bonkers!

[0uche]

DAMN i would like too see someone poke a coin into the fake vending machine!

[xiocx1]

lol at the end some guy almost fell lol awesome***

[ahsuknat]

thats the long lost ninja skill

[ArkaneX]

and?

[lostdaralyn]

lmfao.

the guy at the end is like WTF?

woops someone already said thhat ;p .

[midnightnissan117]

lol i like the dude at the end hes like WTF

[Zthl]

lol lift up that dress right now

[loj114]

WHAT ABOUT MAN!

[staggert]

lul

[lebal12345]

"when your about to be robbed place your valubles on the floor", then watch them get trampled

[devilmaycryagency]

coke ghille suit anyone?

[zqfmbg153]

1:30 lol

[isubpeeple]

stupid japps

[Melpheos1er]

what she says is tru, you can find jidouhanbanki allmost anywhere in Japan and in very weird place from time to time

[nilsrenk]

that Vending Machine is a spy !!

[gsruler]

spy sapping mah soda!

[nilsrenk]

:D got a question how is your steam acc to add you to friends ??

[13kid13kewl]

the manhole is a spy!!

[RunTheRockers]

right cause potholes have handles and vending machines have feet.

[RubberTissue]

SNAKE SNAKEE SNAKEEE?!?

[CheckAvalibility69]

you place your stuff in the manhole bag then they get crushed by peoples feet

FAIL

[LarkyTurtleFernyrox]

coiooooool!

[longplu]

this bitch is crazy O_O

[MasterM0K]

Solid Snake would want an orange box dress too....i mean clothes

[chosch]

awesome! dresses that get rid of asians!!!! send 12 million of them to box hill stat!

[spagettiluver]

LOL? stupiddddd

[Ozzy0sbourne]

so nobody would notice the fact that the vending machine waves in the wind and the woman's feet?

fail.

[asapee222]

where did she go?

[xxxBLINKME]

yes ... because all vending machines blow in the wind and have feet growing out the bottom ?

this is just strange haha.

[yes4me]

wtf is that for?? 5/5

[Arozol6]

did she just turn into a vending machine?

[chosch]

possible trilogy for Transformers at the cinema maybe

[mrjorgem]

this is fukin dumb as hell. ud have to be retarded to think that was a vending machine

[99knight]

dude ninja/???

[99knight]

lol wtf? man

[napal05]

hahahahahahahahaha

[DroneElite4862]

Cool idea, but people wouldn't be wearing that every single day wouldn't they?

[MTran0708]

wtf, a vending machine in the middle of nowhere? and wat happens if someone really mistakens it.. do they press on her tits?

[tee51o]

HAHAHAHA!!! lma0

[awakenedlight]

It fullfills it basic purposes:

1: as a Cloth

2: as at least a chance to hide (best at night, obviously)

You might laugh about it, but what if you were actually in the situation? Better than nothing I would say.

[jasonyeozhishen]

the manhole is kinda of creative.. but useless..

when you put all your valuables in it, everyone step over, and when you wanna take back all your things, and you found out its all crash.. haha

[Ninj0red]

OMG so pro!

[Belstone45]

you know, if that coke machine doesn't work i start kicking it and shifting it untill i get what i wanted lol

[Belstone45]

lol man hole bag thingy too bad someone might have dog shit on their shoes and walks over that bag ha ha, plus your precious stuff inside that bag will be broken with so many asians walking over it

[LuXckyXWilL]

why japanese ppl are so WEIRD?>?? side effects from the nuclear bombs?

[spitfire1203x]

I must agree that the weirdest shit you ever see will happen in japan but you might get "spammed" by that bomb joke. " i find it funny btw"

[0interpol0]

Why did people give this comment thumbs up?

[jasonyeozhishen]

i do agree what you say.. thats kinda stupid.

japanese people created lots of fun/easy things for us to use on.

and this people just cant admit the japanese is creative.

[alhaquin]

jeez, can they really be that clueless, im sure there must be other means, there has to BE!

[letsgoboogie]

Dumbest thing.

She wasted her life on that piece of crap...

[damagee09]

1:29 owned the purpose didnt it..

[Belstone45]

agreed lol

[Diztortion182]

this is the stupidest shit ever! omfg

[deedum321]

wow thats lame

[Juliixoxo]

1:41 .. LOL.

[Juliixoxo]

1:31* my bad. xD It got me too carried away.