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  • There is no god. Grow up and accept reality.

  • There is a god, or if you would rather use a scientific word term, "Larger Consciousness System". Look up the work of Dr. Thomas Campbell, MBT, and have an open mind, unlike Mr. Carolla.

  • My fucking idol.

  • Atheism is the religion of being angry at your parents.

  • i think... its all about perspective. and nobody has a clear perspective because were all biased towards mankind as a whole. so if there is an afterlife and god, great. if not, fuck it. either way ive got a life to live and shit to do

  • Carolla isn't a dumb guy, I enjoy a lot of his rants, but not when it comes to religion. The argument stems much deeper than some redneck Baptist minister yelling at a "latter day saint". Its an ontological question which forms the foundation for objective thought/objective morality. In fact, you cannot speak objectively without the concept of a higher power/s authority, because all humans are regarded equal > which (in turn) makes all reasoning and logic subjective in nature.

  • @beefking69er

    human outlook is regarded equal/indifferent*

  • Awesome!

  • No one knows!

    Guess what? Not me, not you, not the pedofile catholics, the Women oppressing Muslims or the hypocritical cristians or mormon rockstar Joseph Smith or Biscuit eating Prof Dawkins have a shit clue to this GREAT BIG what, why thing?

    To claim that is simply an insult to peoples intelligens.

    And even if Adam Carolla makes alot of sence in the rest of his arguments.

    To think you know something is NOT the same as actually knowing something. Adam!, get over yourself, smoke a joint! ;)

  • yeah my legal teacher wanted me to be all politically correct and sensitive to different cultures when talking about the female genital mutilation in Africa fuck that every part of your body you need and is beautiful and should never be forcibly removed for what ever bullshit oppressive reasons they have

  • Well well, AC just went up about 4 pegs in my book.

  • Haha lousy comedian. All comedians are miserable

  • @ThorFan4Life Yeah. Must suck being a millionaire who does whatever he wants whenever he wants. Sounds like a miserable existence.

  • im an agnostic. to say you know is naieve. no one knows if there is a higher power or some sort of spirtual connection between us. they there is no evidence of a higher power or of spiritual connection but after i learned all about parallel universes and psychedelic drugs that ive come to the conclusion that know body knows. so christans, stop wprshiping the magical man in the sky, and atheists, stop worshiping richard dawkins

  • @KennyBare There's no evidence for it though. Also, most agnostics are really agnostic-atheists or agnostic-theists. It's not as black and white as you are making it out to be. Also, science has recently stated even though particles can be in multiple places at once that there is no alternate dimensions because they don't all make up something in the other place. It's too random for that. Also, psychedelics are the chemicalsyour brain produces while you sleep to make you dream.

  • @KennyBare I believe when we are about to die your brain produces a lot of dmt and you start tripping balls as a defense mechanism. Which is why people believe they have near death experiences in another dimension. Also, atheists don't worship anyone. Did I get enough "Also" in there for ya?

  • @KennyBare Yes, of course no body knows for 100% certainty of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. Knowing is just to the most probably certainty we can discern. It is possible that gravity is just god holding us to the ground, but we are about a certain as possible that the Laws of gravity are what they are. Gnosticism and Theism are 2 different questions. One deals with belief and the other with knowing. We are all agnostic, but Atheism is what you believe about a god's existence based on what you know.

  • @burnlaugh i agree

  • @KennyBare Yeah ok you're very credible because of the drugs you've done... To turn the tables to say you "know" that there are parallel universes is incredibly naive. You are neither a scientists or physicists, you are a drug user who somehow feels compelled to share his acid/shroom trips with the rest of the world. It's ironic that you speak of naivety, yet you're one most naive. Please next time, cite sources better that psychs and parallels.

  • @rickyrick619 grammar

  • Back when Loveline was on, I didn't realize that Carolla was the smart one. But damn, he gets it.

  • i love his confidence

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  • I love Adam but he has just made the most ignorant statment I've ever heard. "I know there's no God". LOL...There is no such evidence to support that. Not even the brightest, most intelligent Athiests can prove that...Sorry Adam, horrible statement. There is no evidence to support the existence of God nor is there eveidence to support the non exsistence of God. That's fact!

  • @buitrami NO..There is no santa clause..There is no such evidence to support that. But, nobody over the age of 10 believes it because there's no reason to. God is just as real as santa and Adam is justified in saying there is no god just as you and everybody is justified in saying there is no santa. The people making the god claim are the ones with the burden of proof. Until they provide said proof, there is NO GOD.

  • @agent1180 You must be 12 years old...If you're any older than that, I feel sorry for you. Here's some evidence for God...Moral Objective V alue

  • @buitrami You're absolutely right that there is no evidence to either prove or disprove a supernatural power that is supposedly unmeasurable by any means in the natural world. But no one should be asked to prove a negative(prove God *doesn't* exist). Can you prove that there *isn't* a magical, invisible unicorn-dragon hybrid in my closet? No you can't. A reasonable person won't accept the existence of something without a bit of evidence. Hearsay, conjecture and mental delusions are not evidence

  • @Preeemo But, millions upon millions of people all over the world don't believe in unicorns. They believe in a God. And maybe there are people that believe the Unicorn IS God. Lol...But the anology of God and the Unicorn or "Santa Clause" is a bad one. Plus, unicorn's are supposed to have a physical form of flesh and bone. God is supposed to be a spirtual being. An example of a good analogy for the existence of the Unicorn is the existence of Big foot or the Chupacabra.

  • Okay first off you are not telling the "truth." You do not know what the truth is, you are merely just blinding your self from it. Second, religion does make sense to many people who didn't have it "shoved to them." So wrong again. Because people who turn to God see changes in their life, I know from experience. You, well you, your just a guy behind a mic who is ignorant and cannot peak to the other side of the wall. The devil has greatly influenced your life. Get help. God Bless you :)

  • @aaViCk "Turn to god"? Which god? Where is he? Does he speak to you audibly? Do you just imagine what he wants to do? Can you provide evidence that this god of yours actuall was the cause of the "changes" in your life? All gods are imaginary.

  • "Not having a weird religious retarded dogma funneled up your ass as a young person--that's what makes you an atheist" I lol

  • amen brother! :)

  • I love Adam and have listened to him for many years now but for him to make a statement like "I know there is no God" is utterly ignorant. He does not know that for sure. No one does...

  • Most people that believe in God don't believe because they are afraid. They believe because they know and understand how truly complex the universe is and everything in it. They believe because the chances of all of this coming together by chance is unlikelier than anything you can imagine...BUT, to say that there is a God because of that, is also an ignorant statement.

  • How does he know it's wrong? I think he's using emotional reasoning, not logic, to decide that what he thinks is wrong is wrong. He thinks like a religious person, but in the other direction. It's just as bad, really.

  • I had religion shoved up my ass since I was a small kid. Why did I not accept it? I am not gay.

  • "People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupify themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy."

    -- Mikhail Bakunin

  • ‘Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.’

    ~Marcus Aurelius

  • @TurpisHaereticus he didnt say that

  • Since religious people " fear" death, they have to create a "god." Goes both ways, atheists may deny the belief in a god because they "fear" ultimate accountability, following death. So that line of reasoning is just a non-sensical rant coming from a stupid celebrity.

  • @4IDHero No you idiot...Fuck your stupid. If there was a "God" it would not care if you were devout. It would care about how you lived your life. "Ultimate accountability" my ass, atheists have a higher average IQ, lower divorce rate, lower poverty rate. And more peaceful. Sweden with a 85% atheists population no war since the 1800's. That was a stupid statement.

  • @cheeseandbabys What does the Swedish's atheist population, lower divorce rate, I.q level have anything to do with the existence or inexistence of God? I merely pointed out that anyone arguing like Adam carolla is fallacious, it's an appeal to emotions which I ran a hypothetical parallel argument from the thiests' side, which an appeal to emotions has nothing to do with God, neither does whAt you've stated. Who's the stupid one now? Which I seriously doubt that atheists has a higher I.q.

  • @4IDHero Nothing you said makes sense. If atheists feared the afterlife they would be religious, stop arguing you making yourself look stupid.

  • @cheeseandbabys "Nothing you said makes sense. If atheists feared the afterlife they would be religious, stop arguing you making yourself look stupid." Why doesn't that surprise me? I suggest you "google" logical fallacies and read some, then you might be able to understand.

  • @cheeseandbabys "stop arguing you making yourself look stupid." Argument is what is necessary to see where the stupidity lies, and for you to tell me to stop arguing and calling me stupid, shows your lack of understanding for my arguments, so that makes you the stupid one. "Fear" or any emotions, is not in any way shape or form, an argument for the non-existence of God, it's a type of ad hominem fallacy, I suggest look it up.

  • @4IDHero You pretty must just said that you have shitty arguments and you do not want me to debunk them. When you do not know anything about a subject (as obviously you don't) you should not argue with people that do. Learn the subject, i forget who said this but , "The surest way to atheism is to read the bible from cover to cover." So please stop being ignorant and actually read your holy book....

  • @cheeseandbabys Your rhetorical non-sensical rant shows just how RETARDED you are behind your keyboard. Here's a challenge, go find me "evidence" of your claims of these Pagan parallels, if you find me "evidence" besides telling me to watch Zeitgeist, or look up Wikipedia, then you have every right to call me stupid. But if you can't, then that speaks about you, NOT me. Idiot.

  • @4IDHero I told you to look up Horus, obviously you did not, (Egyptian btw). So instead of doing a little research you start saying random shit that does not make sense. On another point i can prove Christianity wrong, i will show you how. The world is not FLAT, it is older than 6,000 years old, and did i mention that little fact called Evolution by Natural Selection. Also i did not rant. The similarities between Horus and Jesus are as followed; Born of Virgin, Crucified, Came back after 3 days.

  • @cheeseandbabys Dumbass, I did and there are NO parallels, please, oh please, do some serious research and give me a link or some kind of evidence to prove your claim that Jesus derived from Horus, the burden of proof is on YOU, lame-azoid.

  • @4IDHero Just look it up, youtube wont let me post linked websites. Just type in " Horus and Jesus"

  • @cheeseandbabys "The world is not FLAT, it is older than 6,000 years old, and did i mention that little fact called Evolution by Natural Selection. " You are really retarded, little retarded guy, you. lol Where does the Bible claim to be flat and 6,000 years old, where is your evidence? And by claiming to be flat, I mean, the Bible is NOt speaking in metaphor but in scientifically speaking. You're such a dumbass.

  • @4IDHero Read the bible before you defend it idiot. Look it up for fucks sake. stop being lazy.

  • @4IDHero I know you have not read the bible because i know more about it than you do. I know that the it says the earth is 6k years old, that it is flat, that god created everything including man. Obviously none of that is true. Evolution disproves pretty every religion ever. You find that is is trustworthy when it has no evidence to back it up, when almost nothing we know in history agrees with it, when modern science disagrees with it? I feel bad you parents abused you...

  • @cheeseandbabys ""The surest way to atheism is to read the bible from cover to cover."

    The surest way to atheism is one's refusal to provide proof, got caught up in unintellectual propaganda and fiction such as Zeitgeist, and one who does NOT know a thing for which he speaks. There, I edited it for you and some how, I think my revision of your statement rings more plausible and true.

  • I think it's funny how Adam carolla asserts that "rationality" and reason is on his side and says he uses deductive reasoning but clearly hasn't given a single deductive argument besides appealing to religious bias and fear and human emotions to try and justify his "I know there is NO God!" dumb celebrities make me laugh.

  • @4IDHero he is 1000 smarter than your dumbass,christianity is a rip off of ancient eygpt and greek religions,their gods were born dec 25 had 12 decsiples and were born of a virgin and they predate christianity ,look it up buddy its true

  • @sketchbc "he is 1000 smarter than your dumbass,christianity is a rip off of ancient eygpt and greek religions,their gods were born dec 25 had 12 decsiples and were born of a virgin and they predate christianity ,look it up buddy its true" Wow, I assume you believed the movie "Zeitgeist." You must be one of the ignorant followers, and yes, Zeitgeist has been DEBUNKED, there are NO parallels before Christianity of Jesus, and you have to provide proof, not a movie made out of propaganda.

  • @sketchbc "he is 1000 smarter than your dumbass,christianity is a rip off of ancient eygpt and greek religions,their gods were born dec 25 had 12"

    I am confident that you're the dumbass for believing that propagandist, lying, sack of doo doo, Zeitgeist, which distorts history, no scholars take parallelamania seriously, and for you to try to make an argument out of that shows just how intellectually pitiful you are. Evidence? besides a false movie.

  • @4IDHero And by the way Christianity is not even original look up Horus. Idiot.

  • @4IDHero I agree its not all true,but it does parrallell with the eygptions and greek gods....there are numerous similarities,Anyway how do you get off calling me a dumbass when you live your life following some book that was written by primitive ancient men,you are in the longest running cult besides judaism and outside of it we're all laughing at you hahahahahaha

  • @sketchbc "I agree its not all true,but it does parrallell with the eygptions and greek gods....there are numerous similarities"

    What are these similarities, and give me evidence, such as ancient writings, pictorial or inscriptional evidence, NOT Acharya S. or Zeitgeist, most likely you'll be laughed at and it'll be hard for me take you seriously if you get your material from Zeitgeist. And you need to refrain from rhetoric and ad hominems to discredit the Bible, or you'll look retarded.

  • @4IDHero Continued) Declared savior of humanity. Also like Jesus there is no evidence to prove Horus's story, it does not make sense, and no rational person should believe in such nonsense. Look up " Ancient writings of Horus" Or "pictorial /inscriptional evidence of Horus" I'll discredit the bible for fun again fr you. The Earth is not flat, it is older than 6,00 years old, evolution by natural selection, not the center of the universe, no flood, no Jesus, written years of "Jesus" list goes on.

  • @cheeseandbabys "Declared savior of humanity. Also like Jesus there is no evidence to prove Horus's story, it does not make sense, and no rational person should believe in such nonsense." Have you at least looked into the evidence given for Jesus? I'm gonna assume, NO obviously, because to make such bold assertion and can't back it up, speaks about your credibility, NOT mine.

  • @4IDHero Really, BURDEN OF PROOF!! You claim he exists so YOU must PROVIDE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE. Idiot....

  • @cheeseandbabys "Declared savior of humanity. Also like Jesus there is no evidence to prove Horus's story, it does not make sense, and no rational person should believe in such nonsense." The Gospels, Tacitus, Josephus, Gaius Suetonius Tranquillas, Pliny the Younger, Emperor Trajan, Emporer Hadrian, The Jewish Talmud, Lucian, Galen, Celsus Mara Bar Serapion, the Pauline epistles, the list goes on and on. Where is your evidence that Horus was born of a virgin?

  • @4IDHero You cant use the bible to defend the bible idiot

  • @cheeseandbabys "You cant use the bible to defend the bible idiot" I'm not using the texts inside the Bible to defend the Bible, I am defending the reliability of the Bible, DUMBASS, because 'idiot" is too much of an understatement for you, who's mind is sooooo contaminated in atheistic rhetoric and propaganda that you fail at your own arguments which you know NOthing of which you speak to defend your position.

  • @4IDHero Evolution disproves the bible. End of story. btw try to actually make a sentence make sense before you type it. "atheistic rhetoric and propaganda". What would that be, and who said i was an atheist?

  • @4IDHero why would you want to defend a racist sexist homophobic murderous slavery-condoning nonsense-condoning text written in part by warlike bronze age tribes?

  • @4IDHero your stupid, change now. 

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  • @genesisandpower "your stupid, change now. "

    Ok, I will, as soon as you give me a good reason to. :)

  • @4IDHero Please provide sources, i can find no "secular historians who mentions this man Jesus," around the time of his life. Evolution disproves the bible.

  • Nice rant, entertaining. However if that's the argument against the existence of God. I'll be in church this Sunday.

  • I'd like to head Adam's opinions on God, religion and atheism without the profanity and sarcastic remarks. Just to see if he could do it.

  • @oliviaaahhh You're kidding right? Do you think for one hot second that Adam doesn't have the ability to that if he wanted too? Guess hes right. Religious people are daffy...

  • @buyerofsorts My point is that you shouldn't need profanity to exude the intensity of the initial argument.

  • @oliviaaahhh Yeah and Adam doesn't "NEED" too. He just likes too. See the diff?

  • @buyerofsorts Yes I do. "Religious people are daffy..." did you mean "Religious" as in belonging to a religion or people who act religiously?

  • Agnostics ARE atheists, You either believe a god claim made by a person or religion or you do not.

    Saying "I don't know" is the same as I don't believe.

  • I'm an atheist but he is wrong a few times. Atheists don't claim there is no god for sure, just like don't can't prove superman doesn't exist. Also, some animals know they will die, like ants. The older ants sense they will die so they go on more reckless mission for the queen

  • ants dont have self-consciousness tho, they have something more like collective unconscious instinct. so they don't need language, it's all built in. Also, I think Adam is right that Atheists claim there is no god; they believe there is no god, just like they believe there is no Santa Clause or easter bunny. they don't have to prove it in order to claim it. Agnostics are the ones who say they don't know for sure

  • on the contrary, i am pretty in to the atheist argument. richard dawkins, hitchens, dennet and harris never have made the claim that god doesn't exist. they say there is not enough evidence to reasonably believe a god exists. trust me. ive seen their lectures.

    Ants know they are going to die base on the amount of carbon dioxide they emit. you can even trick ants into thinking they will die soon by filling their environment with more co2

  • ants don't "consciously" and individually know they are going to die, your example is just manipulating their chemical, unconscious instincts. they are not self-aware; if they looked in a mirror they would never understand that they are looking at themselves (only a few animals can do that), because they have no mental concept of self.

  • Close, SR71, the most atheists say they don't believe in gods, but don't believe there are no gods (which means the exact same thing). Me, I believe and know there are no gods like I know Mandy Moore isn't sitting on my face right now. Intellectually, sure, I could be hallucinating and she could be straddling me like a mechanical bull but as much as I can say I know anything, I know she isn't, unfortunately. As for agnostics, well, they misuse the term. Its a qualification, not a classification.

  • An atheist denies or disbelieves in the existence of god(s). This means that they say, "There is no God," and they believe such a statement is true. check the dictionary definition of "atheist," not just what your so-called "atheist" friends say

  • 1 dictionaries are fallible

    2 I have two atheist friends and we basically agree

    3 I'm not disagreeing with you, just telling you the trend.

    A: without

    Theism: a belief in at least one deity

    ergo an atheist is one who does not have a belief in at least one god

  • I had no idea he was an atheist. I just gained a lot of respect for him.

  • I think the Jews believe that when you die your dead for good.

  • Most jews teach that are learned in the texts teach that when you die you go to "hell" for 0-12 months depending on how evil you were and then go to heaven. When your parents die you are supposed to mourn for 11 months to protect?/watch over? them but you don't mourn for 12 months because you don't want to believe that your parents could have been evil enough to go to "hell" for the full 12 months.

    Opinions vary much though.

  • One of the greatest rants I have ever heard. Adam is cool in that he has no fear of what people think of him, he tells it like it is.

  • Doug Stanhope is another guy like that. so was George Carlin

  • Great post - thanks!

  • 5 stars.

    I have noticed a lot more celebrities opening up about their atheism....Brad Pitt, George Clooney etc.

    It's about time.

  • amen.

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  • those images at the end made me physically ill.

  • I would be in more terror if I had to spend my entire existence living in a cloud where there is no pain and no evil and everyone has to be happy forever. Seems a little boring. You can't have the sweet without the sour. So if it is real I would rather just not exists then be stuck in a hell or heaven forever and ever that never ends.

  • good point. it's funny to see the look on a Christian's face when you say "I don't want to go to heaven." in fact i'd rather be in Hell, all my friends and the interesting people will be there, that's where the party's at (but i don't believe in either)

  • HA! HA! I love this one.

    :-)

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