Comfort Asswipe Dub

[xxSil3ntLovexx]

0:45 she looks like my 6th grade math teacher.

[pukepal]

@runamonk He doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells haha

[IceyBlue687]

"stop swipin' your ass and start swipin' that credit card!" lmfao. Just made my day!

[syrfnr]

Why don't people just fucking wash their ass with soap?!? YAA NASSTY.

[jesushatesme666]

The comments on here are better then the video lmao

[DelaneyPew]

cuz everyone dislocates their shoulder while wiping their ass

[realcrazyhane]

Why would I want that anal wand?

That "get a grip" thing seems pretty good, though.

[NinjaRun09]

One does not simply wipe their ass with a wand.

[jesushatesme666]

@NinjaRun09 LOL i love you

[kylax0xo]

1:10 omg i just died.

[GameChannel6]

Do you hate it when the top two comments are the same?

[GIANTDOOR]

With a few rubber bands you could combine the Comfort Wipe and Get-a-Grip to make a Poo Catapult ™

[manningfan512]

Is that Spongebob music in the background?:p

[Mudux]

i still prefer the three spoons (or are two, cant remember)

[runamonk]

@Mudux The three sea shells.... not spoons hehe.

[Mudux]

@runamonk lol, its a long time since i saw this movie XD

[POPTARTPSYCHO18]

@ 0:45 - That lady has to be related to the lady that breaks the toilets in the "PushOver Plunge" dub @ 1:23!

[eccovictor]

Oh God. The music. It's Happy-Go-Lively.

[xNazzeMANx]

Why would ANYONE want this?!

[PinkMartinix]

Stop swiping your ass and start swiping your credit cards

[CrawlingPastaHellion]

Looks like a sex-toy actually...

[KittyFX]

I dont understand how that works?

[Entrayalicious]

Im glad we didnt get to see it in action..

[KaiEstevez]

I just can't believe this is an actual product... XD

[Diino16]

Its still funny without the dub.! xD

[yakuza3333]

Dont even bother wiping your ass with your hand thats disgusting and its for poor people. Thats a classic.

[MetroidFan3724]

stop wiping your ass and start swiping your credit card XD

[MetroidFan3724]

stop swiping your ass and start wiping your credit cards XD

[geraldorford]

do they sell these at wal-mart? .... they could be on to something here. gotta get me one.

[InfamousMusikRecords]

wHERE KAN I GET ONE OF THESE ?

[arrrland]

I always get shoulder pain from wiping! Thanks, Jabo0odyDubs!

[giggidy61]

anal wand <--- funniest noun i have ever heard

[Chatterboxx900]

Coming Soon, Man-pons: More tougher than tampons.

[tjudd4242]

major flaw with the commercial, they never show any actual ass wiping.

But Jabo0ody still makes it funny.

[electrogeek77]

It looks like those things at Brookstone that are vibrators but they don't call them vibrators but are still totally vibrators.

Vibrators.

[MrBigBadWolf1991]

but hey.. 18 inches! lol

[bankia6723]

stop swiping your ass and start swiping your credit card!

[Ayoobmarafie]

no footage on how to use it ?

[DueyCockins]

iFunny users would love this :D

[awfulgreythings]

The actors who decide to do these commercials. Do not get paid enough.

[jakuszkowiak]

i dont understand how it would be used. because teh curve is going the wrong way

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Maybe it's just me, but this actually seems more unsanitary than just wiping with your hands.

[MathewBanks1993]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb I know man, I always just use my hands. I'm saving a lot of money from not buying TP.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

@MathewBanks1993 I'm not sure if you are trying to add humor to what I said or belittle what I said by implying that I thought wiping one's ass with toilet paper is the unsanitary part rather than having a stick that people are apparently supposed to communally stick up their asses.

[goneandlost1]

ha

[captainjman1976]

Reading the remarks of multiple videos, including this one, it amazes me how many people are really fucking stupid. YouTube has turned into a breeding ground of stupidity. Now every douchebag, such as myself, has an equal voice... So all ideas, no matter how dumb they are get the limelight.

[xxMTP1997xx]

"Stop swiping your ass and start swiping your credit card" lol

[edwardbellafan12321]

lol in the first part of the video it spongbob music in deh background.. :DD.

[WrestlingFan574]

WTF? You're dumb as hell if you're paying wasting money on this cause you're too lazy to wipe your own ass. Oh and foreign folk, don't even go there insulting Americans like you guys aren't lazy yourselves. Sure the product's USA-made but not all of us are using it. This was funny though.

[CatNasty]

We are not all like this. Please, many of us Americans are not lazy fucks.

[Infinite101001]

18 inches...

[watzwrongwichyouu]

How do you hurt your arm wiping your ass?

[TheGonzaPoker]

@watzwrongwichyouu American culture in 1.50 mins....who the fuck invested in this shit stick??

[UhOhPopcorn]

@watzwrongwichyouu friction caused by the asshairs. one of the strongest friction forces known to mankind.

[watzwrongwichyouu]

@UhOhPopcorn Oh my god, you sir are a genius lol.

[MIKRO2323]

how usa people are lazy.....

[TheAmrator]

@MIKRO2323 Fuck off dude, not all of us are lazy. Cunt.

[whipedyoudown]

so now we got robots with guns, cars that drive themselves, cell phones that are smarter than the user, and "buttscratchers" taken to an entirely new level. Let me quote something from the movie big daddy: "i wipe my own ass sonny, i wipe my own ass." good luck to the kids born after 05.. next up we got automatic jerk-offers, the new nose cleaner 2.0, and an app for getting in a relationship, oh wait.

side note, jaboodydubs is the shit and makes more sense than the real commercials

[david2008milo2]

anal wand = dildo :D

[HankFreakingHill]

your kidding right.....who would seriously get this?!

[Zanmora]

just when we thought people couldn't get lazier...

[MrFunWithCats]

His "Big Man' voice sounds so such like the mom from "Big Baby Dub." So i went and watched that video again right after this one.

[nastrael]

who hurts their shoulder wiping their own ass lol

[thedirtymeatball]

honestly this would make cleaning my anus harder than finals

[BuKuTyyy]

does they really sell shit like that in US ? omg...

[falloutforever88]

@BuKuTyyy Asswipers, AR-15's, and pick-up trucks. Woo! :D USA USA

[CrossKiryu]

@BuKuTyyy Yeah, but nobody buys this shit. Except for people that have trouble doing stuff like this. Maybe the elderly and amputees?

[No1sFailure]

131 people are poor :D

[Mumumurmel]

"You press and release OOUHH"

[acs8913]

that's disgusting and for poor people.

[NefariousBanana]

But hey....18 inches.

[LittleBubzz]

is this a real product?!?! Ew..

[2000CamryV65speed]

"its for poor people" lmao

[ACE5756]

this vid soooo wrong, in so many ways

and that's what makes it LOLZ

[warmachine021]

This is the future and probably what the Jetsons used.

[Leeskra]

I totally am convinced that product was meant for that. What was it for initially? o.O

Toilet Paper as a toilet cleaner would NOT be good. @_@ Especially if you buy cheap TP.

[uiopuiop123451]

@Leeskra The sad thing is, it actually was meant for an asswiping device, look up the original video.

[smokeyoazz]

Finally a product for my fat ass

[accebatsilak]

This is just increasing the symptoms in OCD sufferers.

[swixomix]

Spongebob music!

[femboy26]

but hey? 1 inches

[lJavieR7l]

Thats for poor people lol

[Anosplicer]

anally designed for your fat ass HAHAHAHA

[M1N3CRAFTgam3r]

It's analy designed ... just like this old womens attitude .. -___-

[artgeek12583]

thats worse than whiping your ass with your hands + toilet paper...

[caraudioman16]

uunnnhhh and you just pinch it off!

[BL00DndG0R3]

meh, i'd rather stick with the bidey :P

[MiyakoBubbles23]

but hey, 18 inches!

[sorasthebest1]

cant breath

[Redsky176]

130 people are poor people that get hurt while using their hands.

[tmattrope]

This is HILARIOUS, and whoever dubbed this sounds like he does commercials professionally. The original commercial itself is also hilarious...because it's one of the DUMBEST products/commercials ever!

[buttholepirate98]

DIED LAUGHING AT 0:40

[renosnowproductions]

Nezza Dubs has a wayyyyy funnier one check it out

[mountaingoat47]

130 people used their hands instead of the comfort asswipe.

[roxcyn]

That's an actual product?! O_o

[OcarinaZombie]

LOL, wow, I thought the title was just a joke!

[extragunbon]

If you get hurt wiping your ass you don't need a ass wand, you need life insurance ASAP.

[judiluvshercules999]

injure your self ??? lololol

[goldthunder9]

Comfort Asswipe..

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO SHOW PPL ASS WIPIN?

[sheadvt]

Wait, the guy at 0:04 is wearing pants while wiping his ass. Eww.

[curiouscowblock23]

oh man was i using THAT wrong!

[mccownshi]

thats for poor people!

[puckstoppa14]

0:36

[mountaingoat47]

0:32 I'd tap her.

[yourass117]

What happened to the dude who used to always yell "FUCK!" at the end of the video? O_O I miss him... :(

[anusalltheway]

i fuckin died at 0:38

[cutecurlytop409]

rofl "as a big man, it's is very difficult to wipe my own ass. but they, 18 inches" xD

[caberwacky]

Approved by Harry Potter.

[chg25425]

Listen closely to the backround music. Is it just me, or did he use the Spongebob Soundtrack?

[Ignore14]

@chg25425 yep

[danvic1266]

Haha saw that at the store the other day

[andrew52marks]

theres no way thats a real product!?????

[HAWORTHSHOLLYWOOD]

@andrew52marks lol it is look up comfort wipe!

[Ball3rOnaBudg3t]

.......and where can I find one of these?

[ReapinDeath]

LMFAO. Is it just me or is the guy at 0:45 Eric Cartman in the future !

[MeowMeFunnies]

Drinking some tea.. "As a big man-" Let's just say I never got to swallow.

[moderafo54]

@MeowMeFunnies i wasdrinking coke then i read your comment then im sure you now what happened next

[VagMan123]

@MeowMeFunnies

thats what she said right

was that a good time to say that?

[pzwtTheWombat]

1:10

[skullz650]

who would use it in the shower

[WHISKEYWARRIOR9]

Wait this is fucking real?

[eatscookiewithmilk]

This product is the most useless thing ive seen

[SuperBronyMan]

While this is already pretty damn funny, I just can't help but feel if this was in the voice of Billy Mays, it was would be at least five times funnier.

[ultramegajon]

I simply cannot come to terms with the idea that there is a market for this product.

[ultramegajon]

top comments are direct quotes from the video again. smh.

[WildfireWiffler44]

thats disgusting and for poor people im shitting my self

[jlafloe619]

@WildfireWiffler44 Looks like you need the comfort wipe.

[WildfireWiffler44]

@jlafloe619 hahahahahahahhahaha

[PlasticAngelx]

LOLWUT

[rockergirl727y]

I WISH THIZ DUDE WILL BE THE NARRATER OF COMMERCIALS

[TheGamingUniversal]

@rockergirl727y IKR!!!!

[rockergirl727y]

@TheGamingUniversal XD

[thatswhatshesaiddude]

hahahahha this is one of the best ever. Fucking hell that was funny

[laceangel462]

this looks even harder to do !!

[gozman1995]

i can not eat or drink any thing while watching your videos . im laughing too much

[DoubleAssClown]

I remember the last time I dislocated my shoulder wiping my ass.

[Acrodents]

"as a big man, it is very difficult to wipe my own ass. but hey, 18 inches!!"

rotfl

[themagnumx11]

You remember that stereotype that Americans are too lazy to wipe their own ass?

[001THERev]

@themagnumx11 haha, i heard the lazy one but never the wipe their own ass part. its true though, im so lazy i dont even want to get up to take a the shit itself let alone wiping. rofl

[MakalahBaybee]

LMFAO. no not the singers. i mean laughin hardas hell to thissss

[spunkyprep]

Looks like a sex toy to me. :P



[robleggatt7]

Is it just me or is the woman at 0:30 possessed by Micky Mouse?

[supimsatan]

@robleggatt7 was about to say the same thing lol

[vitoizzy43]

@robleggatt7 Ahhahahahahahaha

[thenaturegirl22098]

Fuck. Does that exist for real?

[cruehead23]

@thenaturegirl22098 It does, actually. I've seen it in the as seen on tv section at many stores.

[thenaturegirl22098]

@cruehead23 Oh no. That's disturbing....

[redbulllover008]

Priceless hahaha

[poopocicle]

Haha! This is so funny! Lmao 1:10 & 0:27

[N1CKLVN13]

129 people dont even wipe their ass :P

[SgtM37slayer]

Works great until u dont know you droped the asswipe and shove it up your ass..

[SgtM37slayer]

HAHAHA!! How do people come up with products like!! If you have to use somethign like this then you have hit rock bottom..... Wtf man...

[gr1mtoy6100]

me too i hurt my shoulder when I wipe my ass

[AlienHospitality]

0:38 lol

[frostedlambs]

when you wipe your ass do you EVER do 1:07 no you dont lol good acting

[thespanishhobos2]

i garantee some chicks use this product as a dildo......

[DazzleGlow]

Hey, it's Cartman as an adult!

[TooFlyForMoney]

I lol'd so hard from 1:06 - 1:11

[aleighachan]

Anal Wand LMAO

[DreamerWings]

and its for poor people LOL

[Apranks]

His unsanitary to wipe your ass with your hand but it is better to ram a stick up your ass

[SigmarVonKoss]

Fkin awesome. "Its disgusting and for poor people"

[TheHOWTOGETALIFE]

Always womans have funny voice!

[RyanRules677]

1:11 hahahahaha

[seanpirwin]

1:08 is funny

[awesomestchick814]

Hahahahahaha that was hilarious. The fat guy voice. Best!

[imseeingred9119]

this is the first I've heard of this commercial and all I have to say is I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[imissthe80s1]

call now and get the geta grip, for power squeezin

[swaqqaboi1811]

Press "4" for "Jizz"