Very Funny sayings and quotes LOL

[TomekHujek988]

Just Great  nice :)

[smackurface1999]

"Gimme a vodka" *slides glass of 'vodka'* "This is water" That's vodka. Ur a duck." "If vodka was water...and I was a duck...I'd swim to the bottom and never come up...But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck...So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up" That's how the video that goes along with that saying goes. I just watched it on youtube. It's hilareous!

[Teh321ify]

o.o

[MakennaAndKeagan]

lmao awsome!

[Sebass1996Dude]

who else tried to click the ok button at 1:45

[RayMcAwesome]

2:55 is funnyyy

[RayMcAwesome]

2:55 is funnayyy

[RayMcAwesome]

2:55 is funnaaaayyy

[TheTweetybird1234567]

2:26 is for me xD

[88mcman]

1: 38, never laughed that much in a long time

[BRO1Productions]

:"im so fucking happy,i could shit rainbows" true story.

[TheBridgette90]

you should make the quotes go a little slower but i love it

[ziyad277]

1:03 lol

[MsTeamChristian]

Omg I've Seen That Show With The Beavers What Is It Called Again?

[cissnei21]

nyahaha its funny (:

[Melaniegarl]

Have to pause everything to read them :(

[megacutiebug]

i love the whos the bitch now bitch???

[candy5queen]

Omg this stuff is freakin halarious pleease make more lol i keep watchin it ova and ova again! luv dis

[SuperRockinemily]

LOLZ dat was freakin funnny

[HannahIsLaame]

0:53 sooo reminds me of me and my best friend :)

[SuperSt3nmark25]

anyone know where u can find 2:21

[SuperInfamous101]

i got a saying for you

luck is for those too stupid to realize they are crossing a busy street

[jackrabbitjumpbox]

1:48, i fuking ROFL'ed

[scariscarime]

1:25 = epic .

[bloodhoun138]

@scariscarime NO, Epic is a 48 hour long police pursuit with Chuck Norris as the bandit. This?! This is just a lame joke..

[petrey155]

well thanks for say "ur funny" to me:) lol

[dornob95]

Good song choice dude.

[DamXshane]

THIS IS ALL ON TUMBLR <3

[CouchPotatoe97]

the one at 0:18 is my phones background

[SuperSt3nmark25]

lol 2:25 is the best

[MartinBassistem]

omg!!!!!stewie!!!!

[MartinBassistem]

what tha hell is umbella?????i think you should put umbrella

[MsSunhappy]

i....dont care about anyone but ME! lol, the song the best.

[RingoGeorgeJohnPaul2]

hahahaha! favorite all the way!

[jesseisdamncute]

where did you find that disney's desperate housewives pic?

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@jesseisdamncute try photobucket :) thanx for the comment xoxo

[mscrazysugar1]

WOW <3 !

[donkyheads2]

the vodka bit was awsome to the max :P

[MsFashionfreaks]

love love love @0:44

[zXnagez]

whats the name of that song?

[HeCTiCBEERBELLY]

2:27 is the best

[01emilykaye]

umm dot dot dot question mark?? haha some of these are super funny and some of them are for lil artards :)

[700maddie]

i luv ur vid!

[chantellt21]

the song was shyt btw!(Y)

[jordowatkins]

@Bluethecrazy7 you forgot the mom part

[98abbygail]

I luve the one at 2:06 xDDD

[josephhallgirl]

"So your the Bitch, who told the Bitch, that I'm a Bitch, but listen Bitch, it takes a Bitch, to know a Bitch, BITCH!" lol, one of my favorites!

[property112233]

that was really fun

[271raksha]

omg best vid enr luv the song to!

[preppygurl525]

Please, If I'm a Bitch, then your a Bitch. Your mom's a Bitch for having a Bitch. Your dad's a Bitch for fucking a Bitch. So who's the Bitch now BITCH?!?!?!

[f00tyfr33k]

awesome, but u spelled thanks wrong at the end lol.

[jordowatkins]

@f00tyfr33k thankx thats plural thats how ppl do it now lolz

[Inufan2005]

2:31 I must be REALLY talented then because I fall up stairs all the time lol

[CooKiiEMoNSHTa]

Since there is "sexting" does that mean we get a "phoner"? lmao! :D

[hope11803]

some are my hotcomments.and im sure i will be using at least 4of these in school at my friends. hahha nice.

[fuFrOwNiEfAcE190]

hahahahaha dis is halarious

[xNuTcRaCkErx]

photobucket! definetly! :) nice

[WMJrfirefighter]

where did u find the " don't f*ck with my family" one?

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@WMJrfirefighter photobucket :)

[littlebigsasuke]

@blueyoyo08alltheway it was to fast

[3MACvideos]

ok then

[missy012100]

i love this song its so awesome

[mscrazysugar1]

hahahah XDXD cheers 2 dat :D

[mscrazysugar1]

hahahah XDXD xheers 2 dat :D

[coolgirlwowie5]

lol disss was funiii

[BelieveInMe42]

Haha 3:16 its hilarious :)

[pieface6742]

2:10

[ILoveYouTomKaulitz1]

haha i like 0:00 - 3:48

[NappyAfroBoy]

at 00:21 i loled so hard i couldent breath

[Smurphette97]

I love the "I don't have a short attention span. I just... OOO look a kitty" That is so me. except I say "ADHA means Attension Defficate Hyper Dis-- ooohh shiney... What were we talking about?"

[jingles1972]

what song is this?

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@jingles1972 I think it's by a band called Creed but not sure, sorry!!

[b00m4life]

@blueyoyo08alltheway it's Tear Away by Drowning Pool. says it under description :d nice vid. makes me laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH­A YOUR NOT FUNNY.

[ldraheim]

@jingles1972 Tear Away by Drowning Pool

[GymnasticsRox144]

Yes, you have the right to your opinion. And I have the right to think your stupid. LMAO!

[ItsYoshii69]

$10 says he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

[Smurphette97]

@ItsYoshii69 so true.

[IsabellaGago]

Did you just call me a bitch????!!!!!! Well a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is from a tree, and a tree is part of nature so.... thank you for the complement!

[Smurphette97]

@IsabellaGago That's right!

[andread262]

1:04 made me laugh XD

[evlovesmj]

LMFAO!!!! 0: 44!!!!

[hanks541]

0:43 i luaghed my ass off

[NewMoonLuver156]

lol wat was with those comments they were halarious!!!!!!!! ROFL

[allyear17]

"You Don't taste like Skittles at all!!!"

[jessANDallieTV11]

where did u find disneys desperate housewives?? lol. its funny. xD

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@jessANDallieTV11 photobucket :)

thanx for the comment.

xoxo

[leeertl]

what was the song

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@leeertl It's by Wind-up but I have no idea what's called, sorry.

[jingles1972]

@leeertl its drowning pool tear away

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@jingles1972 Oh, thank u so much for sharing that :)

[chunkyymonkeyy6]

those sayings were fukn hilarious as hell!!!

[321amarie]

i actually loved this xxxxx

[pinkpanthergurlLOL]

arms are for hugging boys are for kissing sluts are for dissing best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all u really need is a hug :) arms are for hugging boys are for kissing sluts are for dissing best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all u really need is a hug :) arms are for hugging boys are for kissing sluts are for dissing best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all u really need is a hug :)

[peanutbutterdancer10]

i m so f***ing happy i just sh*t rainbows

[Armygirl0604]

Dude that was frickin hilarious!

Sending this to my bgf NOW!

[emiXDemi]

it says umbella not umbRella

[lilmisskkslider]

1 of the best (and funnyest) things ive ever seen- and ive seen ALOT!

[Halfire75]

i put half of theese on facebook lol

[lalala22451]

i almost DIED this was so hilarious.

[TheBloggaholic]

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ☺ Think about it

[CheerBoyX1]

lmfao @ 1:28!

i said that to the betch! lol

[precious565]

where did you get the quote that said ok wanna hear somethinqq funny? its funny

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@precious565 From photobucket, just search funny icons :)

[precious565]

@blueyoyo08alltheway k thanks

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@precious565 ur welcome :D

[precious565]

where did you get the quote that said ok wanna hear somethinqq funny? i wanna put that on my aim

[precious565]

where did you get the qoute that said ok wanna hear somethinqq funny? i wanna put that on my aim

[precious565]

where did you get the qoute that said ok wanna hear somethinqq funny? i wanna put that on my aim

[Horsegal143]

HAHA!!!!!!!! 2:39-2:47

[pivotmasterxo1]

thats funny :) :)

[pivotmasterxo1]

thats funny :) :)

[casidee321]

everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die

[siblilngs101]

100% OF PPL DIE FROM DYING......now thats alot

[siblilngs101]

100% OF PPL DIE FROM DYING......now thats alot

[JennyDemon69]

0:41 makes sense to my.. We have 5 goths in my family (including me) and the rest are just stuck up bitches xD

[kymikko]

if vodka was water and i was a duck i would swim to the bottom and not come back up but vodkas not water and im not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up

[manmatt80]

whats the song called.

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

@manmatt80 Yeah {Cover} by DJ Smith

[nickjonaslover257]

haha love this =]

[oxsvl]

im busy. you're ugly. have a nice day :)

LOL

[javimcbeast22]

hahahahahahaha NO LOL

[diamond1soul1stealer]

lol those are great

[AliMayy13]

i love 2:33!! that is soo tuee!!!! hahaah:)

[AliMayy13]

i love 2:33!! that is soo tuee!!!! hahaah:)

[AliMayy13]

i love 2:33!! that is soo tuee!!!! hahaah:)

[AliMayy13]

i love 2:33!! that is soo tuee!!!! hahaah:)

[AliMayy13]

i love 2:33!! that is soo tuee!!!! hahaah:)

[AliMayy13]

i love 2:33!! that is soo tuee!!!! hahaah:)

[111chick7]

i luv quotes

[smileyfaces4life]

0:21 is my fav :)

[freakshow305]

Omg seen much of them before but still hilarious

[XxSweetgirl09xX]

WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[irunwitwolves81682]

ha lol this is funny

[musicjam971]

... u said the song is beep ...but its tell me somthing i dont know...

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

I know stupid youtube didn't allow me to use that song so I had to change it :s

it sux i know!

[JENNY9767]

Haha

[blueyoyo08alltheway]

lool sorry about it, but u could stop the vid to read :) but i will make sure to do that next time

thanx ;)

xoxoxo

[InvaderRyn]

that last thing with the face reminded me of the creepy face from blues clues

[CodyDpc]

SAME!!

[likinhimalot]

hiliarous(:

[edwardcullenfanone]

0:40- I use that one all the time cuz it is so trtue

[LawlersX204]

lol 2:20 and 2:30 are best xD

[cookie11193]

omg love it

[BOYTOY714]

i loved it! made my monday better

[potnude]

I got a good one.

Love your enemies...

.

.

.

It will drive them crazy!

[skullpop96]

This video is fucking hilarious. At 2:20 the beer one is my fave.

[edwardcullenfanone]

that is funy

[TD10001]

lol i was laughing my azz off

[sabresbestfan]

idk should i piss or shit? lol

[Avrilandzacroc]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahhaha-that was soooooooooo funny; okay that was maybe over reactin but hey..!

[TheLaybrenth]

this is the best video i ever saw!! XD

[rubyqueen808]

LOL That was awesome! The umbrella one is so true!

[airaj09]

What's the name of the Song pls???

[maura2cute]

can u slow it down a bit?

[maura2cute]

that was HILARIOUS!!!!!

[tattoodlady71]

man i love watching these vids they make me lmao XD

[4iluvJB8]

lol! U find the funnies thing to put on these vids! ♥♪♫♥♫♪♥