Factual Game Facts About Facts - Marcus Fenix is a Man

[lloydSmith028]

He does realize he is no longer manly whilst breaking down like a sad baby and crying? hi-five any1? not with ur dick please.....

[nman1115]

No Sir, my gun just has a death ray on it.

[lloydSmith028]

@nman1115 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! my gun with a death ray has a BFG which stands for BIG FUCKING GUN =) enjoy

[bristolindiana1]

hey check out 1:01

[MrToxic901]

Big Tires + Loud Engine = Penis

Well I guess we learn something new every day.

[RAGEQUIT777777]

A CHAIN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

[BikerCoke45]

The Slapping noise is soothing

[severens1]

i dident know thad

[markdukes13]

IS YOUR DICK HARD RIGHT NOW? MINES ALWAYS HARD...

[JWillis8910]

1:28

[jjanime1]

party plus invitation =penis

[ihuntmonsters13]

Great, now i can't play gears of war without thinking Marcus has an erection. Thanks jonny.

[Hadouken42]

The way he says big as shit makes my penis hurt

[OmegaBowser123]

No Marcus, my gun doesn't have a chainsaw on it... IT HAS ANOTHER FUCKING GUN ON IT! BOOYAH!!!

[Hteam1422]

my gun has a lightsaber...

Hteam1422-1

Marcus Fenix-0

[SimpleCampfire]

1:34

[HarryGames2]

1:22 I'm pretty sure that that line is actually Marcus speaking cause it sounds just like him

[demoncatthing]

1:01 wtf!?!

[markdukes13]

IS YOUR DICK HARD RIGHT NOW?

[sladikk]

WHOOOORSS MOOOOOOI WOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIFFE

[aznface94]

i love gow.. but this is funny as hell

[mastaotenko]

wasn't the initial point of this game to make men everywhere yell "FUCK YEAH IM A MAN FUCKERS!!!" simultaniously? Im confused XD

[MrZombieslayer98]

his last name was spelled wrong

[moondra10]

funny thing is I was going to fap after this and I was already hard

[atahanberk]

Press 7 for Engine = Penis!

[larmoth]

why does his cock have fingers

[BortzOfficial]

I love how you draw the same face for most of your characters lol.

No really, it's not even criticism, for some reason I like it xD

[HeavyIsShit]

Wow this isn't even funny. I liked Machinima before but videos from them nowadays are terrible, just fucking terrible, and no i'm not a Gears fanboy I just simply think this is boring as shit.

[canofbeast]

@HeavyIsShit aawwwww someone drives a hybrid with small tires and a quiet engine

[ninemarrow]

Lol, whats up with that jousting ad? Fucking idiots.

[DDOW1993]

If you have an erection lasting for more than three hours you should seek medical help

[Kaito57]

Jack Cayman : My gun ? No, I just have a double chainsaw on my right arm... less easier to lost.

[brody3199]

mlp haters in a nutshell

[ninjakitty21]

i must have watched this 20 times now, and it still cracks my shit up.

[hunterslayer27]

334 people did the math and got vagina.

[schoolsucksballs1]

huh marcus fenix....more like  MARCUS PENIS

[blackbox570]

1:06 sounds like someone tirk Marcus's Jerb

[fakaradin]

ALL U HATERS NEED TO START PlaYING HALO REach

[mikeycooprises]

lol this is so funny. and i like how marcus starts sniffing going"im a man"

[BroskyRaInz]

Marcus fenix is a fucking dinosaur wit a hard dick

[maxxdblade]

I AM A MAN *punch*

[robsterbot2006]

POOPTHENET did a poop of this it's hilarious lol. But this original is some awesome shiZZ

[JTorres305]

I wish I could like this video more than once. I laugh every fucking time. RRRRRA MAAAANNN!!

[emodemon68]

Big tires + Loud engine = Penis! Really good math..... IM A MAN!!!!!

[whitefox25]

SOPa would make this illegal :D

[Security0985]

Oh ok!?

[flamboyantAstronaut]

His penis looks like a hand...

[3113evan]

i like boobles :3

[Isuballthatime4u]

gears of war sucks



[asendimchev1996]

@Isuballthatime4u

your mother suck... and im not talking about your dad`s cock :)

[Isuballthatime4u]

@asendimchev1996 hahahha i get it

[ThePillarOfSpartan]

i want a gun with a chain saw on it :( maybe i can find one at bass pro shop yea they have it more than likely how else would lumber jacks take care on hunting on the job id be able to accomplish more too home improvement and hunting slicing my bosses desk in half wile shooting my rival work employees easy c section abortions cutting my way out a worm wile shooting my rival employees fending off the penguins in their attempt at world domination getting a job as a lumber jack now who original XD

[TheWoWadicted]

i stand when i pee cauz i'm a man

[3113evan]

@TheWoWadicted i sit and pee because im a man :P

[BigTree1995]

IS YOUR DICH HARD RIGHT NOW?! Mine is mines always hard...

[TOPSS108]

WARNING!: if taking the "Marcus Fenix" and if you have an errection that last more than four hrs, please talk to you physician about it and see if you got the "GAY". if not, then continue playing "GEARS OF WAR 3". that is all. thank you.

[CJMorris93]

best video ever. please do more like this for characters in games!

[Jimmcake]

After watching this video I masturbated for 30 minutes, went to gamestop, bought Gears of war 1, 2, & 3. played them, beat them, realised I am now a man. *Sun glasses*

[TrueEpicFunTime]

If erection lasts for more than four hours please consult a physician, but real men don't use ED drugs...

[JacksonIsGQ]

Dude, at least Ana will always be happy. I mean it's not like he finishes to quick, hes always hard. She could ride him for days. Wow this comments fucked up.

[MGray104]

If your dick's always hard, maybe you need to cool it on the Viagra.

[fugitive2112]

Thumbs up if you slap people in the face with your cock

[Eufeion]

His cocks always hard? Sooooo it was Viagra in that pack of mints in the vending machine in Gears 3!!

[las0rt4c0]

am i the only one who went back tho see what marcus's cock looked like

[gothickhimara]

I wish Gears was more like that video...then I would actually want to play it again.

[cybrog9]

I think about over 329 people were once slapped in the face with Pheonix's cock.

[flamingsword10]

@DogoWar1197 i did and suprisingly it was funnier

[Harybooty2011]

My dick is always hard

[DogoWar1197]

Any body try pausing just as the dick hits the guy

Like if did

[bretthicksomega]

uh......

[Mills997]

I just slapped him in the face with my cock!

YEEEEEAH!!

[De4dlyMet4lHe4d]

I wonder if he likes Baird's Dick after all these years xD

[AthreeP]

I always thought that the story, charachters and designs were trying too hard to be tough

[MrDonutMassacre]

I like how he doesnt have a neck.. :)

[iampartmage]

Marcus! You need to be more of a man at the end!

[nomish54]

Uh.......WTF

[AlaskanWhalers]

Anyone else noticed they spelled his last name wrong...?

[crazysuperhero786]

@AlaskanWhalers I DID!!!!

[righty121v2]

I'm a huge Gears fan.. But I laughed my ass off at this!

[DevilShadow95]

i used to be a man, but then i took an arrow in the balls

[JUMPSMASHBOOM]

@DevilShadow95 No, you used to be a man until you used that joke...

[AfroMichaEl34]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I had to watch this again cause its so fucking funny

[TheMeMacMini]

@mabsucksshit NOPE

[transformersfan199]

i think he takes alot of viagra to have a boner for youre whole life

[13374LIFE1]

His so man his penis has 4 extra tentacles on the tip....unlike us

[BF3hasDINOSAURS]

@ThePerspectiveFilms I dunno wtf you're talking about >_>

[xDINMORx1]

LoL

[mabsucksshit]

CHECK OUT MY VIDS!!!!

[bembry3000]

@mabsucksshit NO

[mabsucksshit]

@bembry3000 pretty please with a cherry on top?

[FaceSTAB411]

was this animated with Go!animate? wow

[NoMoreNiceGuy1]

This sums GoW up pretty good

[7crusader7]

I love GOW3 and this is still amazingly funny.

[TheFallenHeroGuy]

He should probably see a doctor about his penis..

[linkkirby5]

@TheFallenHeroGuy CODE CHODE, I REPEAT- CODE CHODE!!!!

[6kar9]

I actually think this vid was gonna be good, buts friggin hilarious!

[Apocol0id]

Yeah...that sounds like Marcus Fenix. Even the accent. (Okay, naw. It sounds nothing like him.)

[MaquinerosPro]

When i read the title i was like no way

[TUTTINGKIT]

thumbs up if you're a man!

[darksauske75]

Are you hard right now? Cuz I am!

[Smellonx]

xD

[MrSetblade]

My dick is ROCKHARD

[RazeGT]

Fucking LOL

[MartyG12321]

You guys are stupid. It's not fenix its felatio

[FXfanbutstillanoob]

a cheinchaw, A CHEINCHAW

[FromFantasy8]

Hello my name is Desmond Miles. Maybe you know from Assassins Creed, Assassins Creed 2, Assassins Creed Brotherhood and the clever titled Assassins Creed Revelation.

[TheForgeGods]

Spelled his last name is fenix

[sparkplug405]

Why does he have a stupid south park rip off accent?

[gatoman46]

@sparkplug405 everyone does that accent when paroding marcus

[arpkahn670]

wait if he's trying to look like man then how come his biceps aren't showing

[gatoman46]

@arpkahn670 his armor is covering them

[THEGUYWHOFREERUNS16X]

This is awesome!!!! Because ima man!!!!!

[MrRedsox15791]

BIG Tires + Loud engine = PENIS!

[doom0666]

@MrRedsox15791 IS YOUR DICK HARD RIGHT NOW?!

[Halenge]

@MrRedsox15791 Bet it was a race till someone posted that :L

[GBandJB1]

@MrRedsox15791 stop stealing quotes from the vid to get top comment

[TheBioLover]

@MrRedsox15791 Nice quoting the video, how original...

[BigNickGK]

I AM A MAN

*falco kill*

[younglink615]

Anyone else notice his last name is spelled wrong??? xD its FENIX not PHOENIX xD I guess he's so manly he doenst know how to spell his own name!

[Cookie7574]

Im so manly when i enter Wal-Mart i enter through the Exit

[thetwocrazed]

DEY TOOK UR JOUWBZ!

[eightway1]

IMMA MAN!!!!!

[bacon2boy]

Hello, my names master chief (John -117) you may remember me from such games as Halo ,Halo 2 and the cleverly titled Halo 3...

[vvvortic]

does your gun have a chain chaw on it ?

[MartyG12321]

I'm so manly, I stubbed my toe and didn't cry....... That much ..

[Harybooty2011]

My dick is hard

[bawokoroma]

OH yes the played-out over-compensating 'shtick'. Why don't women ever get accused of over-compensating for their wide vaginas?

[MrFail55]

Best math ever

[Desanime]

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[haloanniversaryvids]

awsome vid guys. love gears and marcus (not in a gay way lol).

Check out my channel

[AfroMichaEl34]

I love GOW and I still think thats fuckin funny!!!,BIG tires + loud engine = penis (lol)

[Moguril]

...theymightthinkimnotamanwhic­hwillbeBULLSHIT!!

[MrDoodlebuddy]

Marcus: "I am a man"

Me: Must resist Linkara reference X)

[RPusdoNUTZLOLZ9]

this is the best thing i've seen on machinima

aside from constant uploads of call of duty and battlefield gameplays

[applerules1000]

applerules1000

[GioCometProductions]

Spelled Fenix wrong

[arty6060]

@xXAwesomeFoxXx then you must be as much of a douchebag as the director, cuz it isnt funny. fact, it insults the whole premis of what gears of war realy is.

[xXAwesomeFoxXx]

@arty6060 ROFL

[f16pilot92]

Sounds more like Hoffman to be honest lol

[jambresson1]

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[BortzOfficial]

@jambresson1 Fuck off.

[TechG4merZ]

/user/TheMTBGamer << very underrated gamer someone go check him out

[Demmls]

IM A DAMN MAN WITH A HARD PENIS RIGHT NOW, A HARD PENIS, REALLY?!

[mcmakey100]

my dick was actully hard

[MartyG12321]

I'm so manly I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast........... Whithout any milk..

[robothotwing]

@MartyG12321 spongebob

[EddieShadw]

@robothotwing do you have a bottle of ketchup!... with a bit of hot water

[jozyman31]

@robothotwing pedo bear

[mindharvester]

@MartyG12321 ok you are manly eonoght you can enter

[victorrain]

@MartyG12321 "Milk is for babies, when you grow up you have to drink beer." (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

[Duncan12457]

@MartyG12321 i ate a bowl of firecrackers without milk but with gasoline and fire

[konnii1]

oh yeah im so manly that i drink orphan tears!

[SilentChaosII]

Sounds more like Hoffman tbh.

[TheGamerr]

Best thing that's been on Machinima in a LONG time.

[RoadkillPro]

Is it me or does Marcus sound like R. Lee Ermey with down-syndrome...

[12Copperwire]

Insulting Gow is 2 far

[LoganBeSpartanGaming]

That was the gayest shit ever.

[ValentinoDal]

i want the song!

[TheWoWadicted]

how is someone ought to pee if his penis is always erected?

[PhantomTrigger]

*fenix

[tipachel]

johnyethco at his best!

[selectaonetime]

I'm always hard...