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  • Theres another way to deal with bullies.

    The 3 strikes policy.

    1)tell authorities; if it continues,

    2)tell the family; and if it still doesn't stop,

    3)punch that kid in the nose as hard as you can and don't stop.

  • Isn't Bruce Lee dead?

  • is it me....or are you super badass in this video?

  • Your a tattle tale. FUCK YOU!!

  • 1:02-1:10 Samuel. L Jackson

  • @2209shadowman That's what I thought. Pulp Fiction For the win.

  • youre a tattle tail! YEAH FUCK YOU

  • YOOO MOTHA FUCKA Do I look like a bitch? Do I look like a bitch? Then why you trying fuck me like a bitch?

    Yo Bruce, ya touch me son, Imma sue da shit outta you.

  • now i want ice cream

  • biting their nuts might what danny?! i will never know!! T_T

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • more casial attitude and videos like this = more sucess and subscribers for you. one of your videos

  • cool story, bro

  • Pussy Kick

  • " it may not be entirely accurate *eats ice cream* so i went out and got an ice cream: lololol

  • nicely done

  • LOL

  • o shit idk

  • i wanna ice cream as well :(

  • LOL That funny i was eating ice cream at the same time XD

  • 1:47 is literally the best part Lmfao!

  • first video i saw of danny :')

  • what if your dealing with dickheads who act like immature children? My friend had to deal with these guys who go on his school bus who would constantly talk shit about him in the form of jokes. It got to the point where he threatened to beat the shit out of one of them and both sides got in trouble. Do you talk back at them? Or do you try to say something witty back at them? It's easy to say "Go tell a teacher, kid" but what you dont realize is that you're seen as sensitive and weak by others.

  • @youtubronly321 The idea of being called a coward because you call for reinforcement was created so that people could do stupid shit and get away with it. When you're at school, you're still young and the best way to deal with bullies IS to tell an actual teacher and if they don't do shit then keep reporting it to the principle. Then they actually do get in trouble and usually stop. If not then keep reporting and if they beat you up for telling then call the fucking police

  • @m2mfan4eva Yeah but my point is if you snitch on someone over bullying that's not so serious, like jokes, people are going to think you're too "sensitive", like that kid that people pick on just because he can't stand up for himself. Im mean, do you actually think the principle will care if a kid is getting taunted with stupid jokes? Unless you're bleeding and received physical contact from the person, they wont care at all. Sometimes, you just got to man up instead of snitching

  • @youtubronly321 Hurt them.

  • @ViiRaLClanProdutions My parents tried but the school just shoved it under the rug. It occured years ago.

  • Perfect solution in any case!

    1. Proof is always important so record them doing it!!

    2. A good round house kick to the face always works!!

    3. Tell them your dad is Chuck Norris! They will get there ass beat just hearing his name!

  • Best way to get rid of bully when he approach you and start hes shit.

    If there is people around you Yell WHO EVER BEAT THIS BULLY FOR 5 NEXT DAY I WILL GIVE HEM 10$ EVERY DAY FOR NEXT 5 DAY!

    I am pretty sure he will run away like pussy.If nobody around you answer kick bully in knee and Run. hehehe

  • What about when the teachers are the bullies?

  • @misspinkpunkykat Well, most people/kids these days use the hidden phone/camera trick to catch them. That's the best way to catch them in the act!! You could also tell the principle, another teacher and most important your parent! Schedule an appointment for your parent to meet your principle about it! Then if they're up in your grill so to speak, a good round house Chuck Norris kick to the face always works! *I wouldn't recommend the last one though. ;)

  • @FilthyPorchMonkey It occured years ago and the school just shoved it under the rug.

  • @misspinkpunkykat Well, I'm sorry thats very unfortunate. Look at the bright side though at least you will know how to handle it when you have kids! :)

  • yepiiiiiiii finally danny with his all cloths.....lolzzz

  • @NickSandlinTV

    God you are terrible at making up bullshit stories. Go away you pathetic little worm.

  • @CrimsonTears2177 Well, maybe because my "bullshit" stories are true. Don't call me a "pathetic little worm" (Rofl Wow) that really hurts my feelings, owie! :( Douche

  • @CrimsonTears2177 Troll the net much? You sound like the bully from his story! You know that keyboard you're sitting behind does make you look like a badass. Damn I wish I was as cool as you!

  • THEN WHY YOU TRYIN' TO FUCK ME LIKE A BITCH

    amazing quote

  • When u get bullied stand up danny u tell it like it is man !

  • Moral is... He didn't fuck with me anymore.... Oh I didn't tell the teacher because I was stupid and didn't want to look like a snitch, didn't tell my parents because I didn't want to sound like a pussy. It really pissed me off when the teacher seen and didn't do shit. Oh btw, for defending and standing up for myself... they gave me a Saturday school. Hey I felt amazing though.

  • @NickSandlinTV bully

  • @JJeezy1231 Douche

  • @NickSandlinTV Hey man, don't worry about being a snitch or pussy. It all matters in your well being. Don't worry about pussy's over the net. They can talk shit like a bully because they have the all mighty keyboard. But if nab there IP address track them down and then show up at there house, they're suddenly not all that tough.

  • @FilthyPorchMonkey Lol Yeah I know that now. I was a dumb ass back in high school. Yeah I know how they are on here. Netbully's that can't get pussy so they stay up all night and try to pick fights with people like little adolescent teenagers. Haha it makes me laugh my ass off that they try so hard! Rofl @ little kids!

  • Ok well see I was bullied in school. I kept my cool and composure though. He would do things like slap me in the back really hard, kick me in the shins, karate chop my throat, pull my arm and leg hair. Lets just say one time during class he done such a thing. The teacher seen it and didn't do shit. So, I took my pencil and broke it off in his arm, he slapped me I grabbed "his" chair hit him in the fuckin face with it. He fell to the ground bleeding. Next day my friends heard and beat his ass! :)

  • @NickSandlinTV bully

  • @JJeezy1231 Troll

  • for me danny is the king i mean really.i mean U PIČKU MATERINU.btw i am from serbia XD

  • These are 2 ways i deal with people who think I can't do anything.

    1. Face Punch

    2. Dick Kick

  • PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!

    Recently I got my head through a window this video helped me out alot I WAS PLANNING on gettin these guys jumped but after a while I realized they carried weapons so I wasn't sure what the best option was (im 14) so im not sure what the best option is this video kind of narrowed down my options these guys scare the shit out of me and I just dont know what to do anymore Thanks alot man

  • you should do a video on foods that make you look sexy when yo eat them.

  • ofc bullies go 6vs 1... most of them dont have ballz

  • thnx for the helpful tips ;)

  • "then y u trying to fuck me like a bitch" lmfao

    

  • OK 1ST when i was in SCHOOL i got BULLIES 247 KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME so i TOLD me dad he was a COP so he talked to the "bad kids"and they did not give a CARE IN THE WORLD when my DAD put them in LINE then i told 3 TEACHERS man THERE STUPID FUCKS THEY HAD THERE HEADS WAY UP THERE ASSES did not help one bit NEXT DAY just that 1 day i FUCKING HAD IT i insulted the BULLIES TO COME AND GET ME THE MOTHER FUCKER BASTARDS IN A CORNER LETS JUST SAY I WENT BRUCE LEE / SICILIAN UFC ON THERE ASSESS

  • UFC THE FUCK OUT OF THEM AND THEY WILL STOP THEY DID NOT KNOW WHO THERE FUCKING WITH

  • What type of ice cream was that?

  • A serious video...and it was stll funny and...he seemed to cuss in this video a far lot more than hs other ones :)

  • Your face is beautiful

  • if a bully messes with you, just grab a bunch of your friends and beat the crap out of the bully (not the best edvice but it'll get th bully off of you and your friends)

  • Even easier way:

    1.Get bullied

    2.Get a gun

    3.All your lives problems are solved (except, you know, jail, the police, toasters ect.)

  • my bully is chuck norris

  • Hey danny do a video on what should a girl/Boy do on a first date plz lol im curios on what ideAs u have:)

  • @shelyheart21 he already did

  • Bitting nuts might WHAT!!!!!

  • Why Not Call Jacky Chan instead of the principal ?

  • as soon as he said "do i look like a bitch?" i saw the pulp fiction reference coming. love it.

  • Danny. Thank you so very much. This is so important. Does PBS know of this. I am going to send this to Ellen and to the Mathew Shepard Foundation. Thank you so much.

  • yo bruce. you touch me son, imma sue the shit outta you:)

  • BOW DOWN TO THE MASTER ! 

  • lol in the beginning "get a restraining oder on the bullying asshole" later..."when there is a 6 on 1 bullying, u just GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!!!"

  • knocks on principals door with shirt torn and says YOoOoOo motherfucker wassup!!!! response to nateostrich's comment rofl

  • my favorite video on youtube....

  • Open up a big can of woop ass on that fuckmuffin

  • How to deal with bullies(better for ones not liked by principle or teachers.)

    1. Get bullied

    2. Go to principle

    3. Claim he touched you in you inappropriately

    4. Give a trollface in peace while he endures years of intense counseling and being on the sex offenders registry.

  • the*

    

  • where*

    

  • u know whee he principle lives why?

  • Dude your funny

  • man you act like a fucking dumbass, but you give some motherfucking good advice, i like u man

  • what is that thing on your chest is it eating you!!??

  • amen brother

  • "'thees kids are trying to fucking rap me ' hahahahahahah LOL it sounds so funny wen u think about it

  • DANNNYYYYY!!!!!♥ so freakin funny

  • how do u know where ur own principal lives?..... 0.o

  • I todaly take this doods advice it helps in fucking life BRO

  • I WANT UR ICE CREAM

  • this guy saved my life. thank you!!!

  • And that's why you keep pepper spray in your pocket.

  • @halonub101 I don't think he was really treating it like it was a joke I think he just has a very funny character.

  • My new hero

  • im subbing to this funny guy

  • You where drunk while doing this?

  • Alright thats one way to do it here's my way.

    When they'r asleap get a bowl of warm water

    Alright u following

    Put their hand in it.... (giggles)

    And when they'r just about to wet themselves...

    You crush their heads with a brick :D

  • was that ice cream good?

  • so i went out and got an ice cream lol

  • yo danny tell us what to do when kids mental abuse u what do u do then

  • @mrmods582 You read a book and speak so he can't understand you with big-words. Then hit him with crowbar.

  • 1:02

  • "and they got expelled" omg I shit bricks

  • Remember when u could watch a video without commercial

    Remember when music videos were uploaded by user and not VEVO

    Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

    Remember u could rate a video 1-5 stars?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

    Thumbs up to keep at top of the page! :D

  • @MegaMcgrammer well, im sorry, but if you are afraid of change, don't be on the internet. all the points you listed are just nitpicks (exept for the 1-5 stars) and im really sorry that you are an rich ass but i prefer to watch my videos free, EVEN if i have to wait 5-20 seconds (OMFG, THATS HORRUBLU!) and most of the time i can skip an ad after 5 seconds. and even if this was legit complains, google would just crush you. and sometimes following the users isnt always a great idea.

  • Hahahaha but you were a tattletale FUCK YOU. Hahahah lmao

  • jamie in my opposite class is anoying no i pay a black guy to go to his house and let him do the job

  • FUCKING JUMPCUTS!

    SHIT IS DISTRACTING!

  • Lawl... Pulp Fiction refrences :D

  • 1:03

  • 1:02

  • Oh Danny. I fucking love you.( Not in a gay way )

  • subscribed u funny fuck!

  • I love your face so much.

  • that was the most fucking funniest fucking video i have ever fucking seen on fucking youtube.. but i still think ur a snitch.. you couldn't fuck them up with a book or something when they were walking away and then thats when you run out

  • Oh my God, a SERIOUS video by Danny ?D: Amazing shtuff:)

  • serbian boy ^^

  • Another way to deal with a bully is just to beat the living shit out of him.

  • bullies are just low self esteem pieces of crap who deserve to die,i want to curb-stomp them all,anyone else like this

  • This should be showed to all little kids under the age of 13, they need to see this:p If you don't care about temporarily fucking up your younger family members. Then show them this so they know how to take care of bullies.

    Bog te jebo!

  • 1 problem. my bullies mom is a layer so it would be hard to sue her

  • I was getting so pissed off with this one school 1) the work was incredibly hard for me 2) all the kids in my year were immature little brats 3) all my real friends are in older year group than me so i don't even get to see them. Anyway one day this kid slapped my ass so i gave him a glare, then a minute later he did it again so i punched him and he's like "oh shit she punched me!! DX" I'm like "don't do that to me again it's fucking disgusting." And i walked out of the school like a boss.

  • YOU ARE MY HERO!

  • Press 8 and wait for him to say "i said" then press 3

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  • @nateostrich here's another one... press 1, after he says "bully" press 2 =D

    then a variation of yours.. press 8, wait till the "i said" then press 0 =))

  • The ice cream made this video 10x funnier!!!!!!!! Lol -^.^- but that was good advice.

  • as you all should know, ice cream, fixes everything! that's why i go out and get an ice cream when I'm troubled!

  • Anyone notice the book on the shelf that says SEX?

  • Omg. im.. i love this man.

  • so i went out and got an icecream hahahahhahahah

  • @Nincompoop123456

    alright i not sure u should try this but this is what i did when the asshole grabbed me by my shoulders i hit him in the nuts as hard as i could then when he fell to his knees i punched him in the face as hard as i could... and just for the hell of it if he falls back kick him in the face.... u well get in trouble but hey it was worth it for me

  • @Nincompoop123456 me isnt spelled MEH. my advice would stop being such a pussy

  • i got a faggot in my history class who keeps annoying the fuck outta me and starts pulling threats...all of a sudden. "UMADBRO?" he did not get what the fuck i said. thanks to this video, i found the 'prime' solution! i don't wanna waste my time on him :D

  • THIS IS POT HUMAN NATURE GOD DAMM IT THIS IS POT HUMAN NATURE! NAHHHE!

  • Imma Sue The Shitt OUta Youu

  • You made me want an ice cream so bad!

  • @mrjordylonggaming sexually threaten them XD j'kay... but when i did it, it worked..

  • this guy knows your inspiration. : ]

  • then you be like if im a bitch ur a bitch then ur moms a bitch cuz she gave birth to a bitch and ur dads a bitch for fucking a bitch whos a bitch now bitch???

  • i WORSHIP this man.

  • 1:34 - 2:05 BEST FIGHT STORY EVER! XD

  • You're not gonna solve their problems, fuck them.

  • I want help and need help. I reached out to a psychologist but it turned out he was a previously bully in his youth. I reported him, he subsequently loss his license to practice. But first he was fired by the head medical director because of numerous reports against him made by the students. He was all around a horrible person. He makes fun of people mingles in gossip

  • I could even feel the teachers administrators even picking up on the stigma of me. It was really tough on me. I wore the same thing every other day. I even stopped taking care of myself and had hygiene problems because I developed self-hate. Many people treat me so unwell. So many bad things happened to me not many things go my way. I wonder why is life so unfair to me?

  • I actually stayed inside my room for most of my life. I am in my early twenties dealing with my studies right now. I am really pale because I was so afraid of them always seeing me and just poking at me. For example, like when I was young I would go inside my room be really sad because the bullying really impacted my self esteem. I was convinced I was ugly and no one wanted me. I felt so worthless and had no value. I could pick up on the value how the men and women placed on me.

  • HMM IDK if that was good advice. BUT I was heavily severely bullied by both men and women for my figure and my height. I was 4'8 and really skinny in secondary school day years. This boy and girl was the two main people who targeted me rallied with other people to fixate on me and to create this large hate on me. They still haunt me till this day. I do not know how to win. They are actually socially savvy, I am not. I felt really bad about myself and I just stayed in my room for most of my youth

  • @kazakhstanmkj here's some help, pull your head out of your arse. no but seriously if you're in your early twenties and are still bothered by what bullies did to you in high school maybe you need to get help from a proper psychiatrist, or get out in the sun and do some weights or some shit. maybe sitting on YouTube isn't the answer?

  • How a period of 1 ice-cream time gap can change SO's life !

  • heres wat to do in a 6 vs 1 jump: kick all of em in the balls and run like hell

  • danny = cool guy

  • When you got them expelled did they go after you? I got a kid detention for threatening to rape me and for beating the shit out of me. Two day later him and three of his friends went to my house with bb guns and threatened to kill my dog. Every day after school when I go to wrestling practice (ya I'm not a defenseless bitch they just weigh 100 pounds more) they hug me in the showers and spread rumors that I'm gay. Final summation, stand up to a bully you will get ass raped and lose a dog

  • @bluslice1 they show up with bb guns, you answer with a shot gun. aim for the knees. people dont pick fights from wheel chairs.

  • @ShockAndOdd oh and remember to say "Officer, I thought they were real guns and I was in fear for my life!"

  • @bluslice1 No, that just means you let them win. Danny also said to NEVER let the bully win.

  • fuck yea!!!!!! XD

  • hey what kind of ice cream is that?

  • "if you touch me, son; Imma sue the shit outta ya. Imma take ya house. Imma take ya cars, Imma rain destruction upon your entire financial situation. yea, ill go to the hospital, I'll probably never be able to walk again, but I'll be driving your car and fucking your whife before this lawsuit's over, my friend. you can bet your ballsack on it."

  • your a tattle tale. FUCK YOU!...ohh god thats good i lold

  • You're a bully for eating ice cream in front of me. I'm a fat kid on a diet you mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF DANNY!!!!!!!!

  • you make me laugh...

  • Thank you! This is a great gift from you. I hope everyone, both young and old, gets to see this video. I love you Danny!

  • He's right, it's not tattle taleing if you're protecting yourself or someone else. If you tell on someone for a little bitch problem, then that's tattle taleing.

  • YOU JUST HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE !

  • I did the same thing as you....The students got suspended for 1 day, and the bullying was worse, I nearly committed suicide a day or 2 after, I was getting beaten up daily. Thank god came summer break, if it wasn't for that, I would be dead.

  • bruce lee would eat shit and die if he tried to fight you danny

  • and they all got expelled , lol

  • or you just have a big brother that beats the crap out of the bullies

  • 1:40 on wards just LMAO!!!!!! XD

  • See, this is the Danny that is awesome. When he's serious and talking about the serious issues without sounding like a goddamn patronizing old aunt.

    Thank you danny <3

  • Pulp Fiction Referance :)

  • you wanna know what happend today? kid bullied me i stood up for myself and he stabbed me i got 21 stitches in my stomic and the kid got away cuz i cant prove it was him fun right?

  • a girl was bullying me in high school (this was a few years back), for some reason she just hated me... anyway, she punched me and tried to fight me... i went straight to the principal and he suspended her for 3 days.