NSFW: Surprise PORN on iPad movies

[tlittletalk5]

LOL good point :)

[scaryred24]

Thats 4 counts of youtube p0rn; 2 of them in which is child p0rn.

[richardland]

@scaryred24 i dont get what you mean.

[ed9s]

@scaryred24 so funny; i love it!

[richardland]

@ed9s well im glad then

[Jimboslice6583]

calm down fag, their just titties... i watch real porn on planes and you dont hear me crying about it on youtube

[richardland]

@Jimboslice6583 protip: you'll look less stupid if you don't boast about how "you dont hear [yourself] crying about it on youtube" in the same sentence where you cry about it on youtube. the difference is that i "cried" about it as a means to entertain through storytelling where as you cried about it just to be a douche. the video makes it clear that its courtesy to others nearby that is the issue, not my own reaction. Fail.

[SuperMarisol101]

@Jimboslice6583 some ppl actually miss movies that didnt even NEED nudity to be great films. they dnt make them like that anymore... there are still some good ones out there. it is just that society has been become more open to sexuality of both women (mostly) nd men.

[Steven4vapor]

Why'd you turn the iPad around when she took off her bra

[richardland]

@Steven4vapor to shield your innocent eyes

[spideyjiri]

mmm the gothic chick was hawt!

[pinkaddiction13]

honestly MY argument is that there is never male nudity in movies. i think filmmakkers forget that women watch movies too. but every rated R movie has nothing but boobs. can i PLEASE get a testical?!!? goshhh.

if they're gonna have nudity in movies cant they AT LEAST make it even? whenever a movie says "rated R for violence blah blah blah and nudity" then its 100% sure that its a naked woman.

aside from that i also wonder what happened to good clean fun movies. everything is sexed up :(

[pinkaddiction13]

The most uncomfortable thing ever is when those dutty dutty nassy nassy scenes come on while you're with your parents.lol

[pinkaddiction13]

ROFL @ TRAVELING IN THE AIR ON AN AIRPLANE. nawwww really?!!? lol j/k

true blood? ughh i hate hype i dont wanna watch it cause i dont wanna take out the closest person next to me's eyeball with a spoon :)

[richardland]

@pinkaddiction13 ya, i decided to save my superpowers for another trip.

yeay for eyball spoonies! parent dirtyscenes are the same kinda thing but worse cuz you have to pretend like you either dont know what it is or awkwardly ignore it.

lol at "can i please have a testicle". illustrates the difference in the sexes. if females (as a gender, not individuals like you who love it. lol) actually wanted to see male nudity, itd be all over the advertising and entertainment world.

[pinkaddiction13]

@richardland yeah thats true. i dont know why but i read that some women get grossed out by naked or half clothed men. which is odd. women are SUPPOSED to be attracted to men so why would you be afraid or grossed out?

id love to see more half naked men lol like i said just make it even in movies cause women watch movies too. sheesh!

[richardland]

@pinkaddiction13 you're an exception to the rule. most women do not want to see nude males and have negative reactions to it. i'll explain it all to you in detail some time. maybe over dinner. without pants.

[pinkaddiction13]

@richardland how odd :(

zee pants shall stay off!

[SuperMarisol101]

@pinkaddiction13 so freakin true!!

[mikallink]

good point everything is either rated R or unrated.I get a bit uncomfortable watching this stuff as well.so i do what any red blooded american white guy should....I watch ethnic movies.(is it really all that bad if i don't understand the humor or dialogue?)

[mundxanth]

I think more people should watch open nudity on airplanes. It would bring a sense of class that has been lost on airplanes. I would not do it myself, but if everyone around me was watching it, I would be thinking, "Now THIS is an airplane crowd."

[kotyayv]

1980s movies are da best. come on, "back to the future"..?

[dimose14]

I'm having a really hard time getting past the part where you mentioned that you consciously decided to watch Good Luck Chuck.

[eruanna317]

Whoa, you hit the jackpot with the squirm-inducing plane viewing, didn't you? If you really want to know what you're getting into next time before you're on the plane, IMDB lists the rating with the reason it's rated that way down below the cast listing and also has a "Parent's Guide" if you want specifics on all the dirty details.

[heartx3jess]

Who doesn't touch their boner on the beach? 

[richardland]

@heartx3jess okay, good point...

[1AussieInJapan]

LOL that would be awkward on a plane, because you know that people are nosey and would definitely be glancing at what you're watching. Love the ending with the kid saying, "I ask myself that everyday". Lmao! :-)

[squirrly001]

So my question is... do you really worry what people think of you watching sexy scenes or are you sexually repressed? :)

[richardland]

@squirrly001 notsomuch worried of what people think of me - if they glance once, they're likely to see more and know its a movie that has a larger context and that im not actually viewing porn - its more just that its inappropriate for public. its rude. sends a bad message. inconsiderate of those around you. that kind of thing...

[OrgasmandTea]

You should have watched something to really set the nervous people around you on edge, like Alive (a film about a plane crash). Nothing like a bit of high altitude tension to amuse oneself.

[pinkaddiction13]

@OrgasmandTea ROFL that is sooo wrong lol

[randomKLML]

Amazing Richard! Finally another video :P

[firewindice17]

well i already knew good luck chuck had a bunch of sex, that was the only reason i watched it in the first place, its a good movie though i have to say.

And true blood naturally is horrible, dont you learn anything with vampires and hype can not be that good

[ironcore1]

Good Luck Chuck is awesome

[mosskan]

What I hate the most is some1 walk in while ure watching something u thought its a regular movie but they happen to see u watch the sexual scene

That lasts for 5 minutes

They don't walk in before or after just in the middle and think ure perve

I think my grandma thinks that I am even though she's parenting nothing happen

[Dianaxoxsmiles]

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! i loved this !

and your hair is amazing<3333

[Soreo8]

both of the films are rated r, so your inability to observe ratings is to blame :)

[richardland]

@Soreo8 not entirely on the wrong track, but not correct. R doesnt mean nudity, it means adult content, so since that can be in the form of language, nudity or violence, its up to the films marketing to let the viewer know what strain of content they're in for. since neither film was advertised as or had surrounding buzz about any sexual content, its notsomuch my inability to observe as it is my accurate observations of misleading labels that makes the surprise and situation comical.

[randomKLML]

@Soreo8 I am prettty sure you just got OWNED by Richard

[MaxMoulton]

if I were you and I was already watching junk on my iPad and sitting between two other random people, I'd purposely watch as many and as much awkwardnessy things as I possibly could. embrace the awkward situations!

[richardland]

@MaxMoulton i only enjoy verbal awkward situations. silent judgment is less fun

[MaxMoulton]

@richardland so politely ask them if they'd like to join in on your porn viewing session. ha.

[lalalaxoxo18]

your hair is gorgeous =)

[richardland]

@lalalaxoxo18 ego stroking will get you EVERYWHERE around here, young lady

[GregIsGo]

Same goes with music. I'll just be driving along taking my mom around town and then all the sudden Katy Perry starts singing "I wanna see your peacock cock cock your peacock cock." And I have to laugh awkwardly, bs an explanation as to why I have this song on my iPod, and quickly locate clean music.

[richardland]

@GregIsGo im so out of the loop that ive never even heard of that song. sounds fun and silly.

[JohnBuckStrange]

Indeed, True Blood is weak sauce. I too was commanded to watch it because of it's supposed awesomeness and found it severly lacking.

[richardland]

@JohnBuckStrange for real. i guess its just a good time to have any affiliation with vampires whatsoever...

[aarodynamik]

It's funny that you talk about this. Because the other day I was travelling in the car with my family and i was like OHH I HAVE MY LAPTOP, I COULD WATCH A MOVIE. But then I realized OHH WHAT IF THERE'S A SEX SCENE RIGHT WHEN THEY ASK ME WHAT I'M WATCHING? I like caps.

[richardland]

@aarodynamik ikr. and then you have to all pretend that you dont know what sex is n stuff and awkwardly be like "oh.. thats -psh-geez. gash. lame. n stuff". no bueno.

[aarodynamik]

@richardland EXACTLY! It's like "ohh...what are those people doing....gee...looks gross" Then you get that awkward erection it's like *stroke stroke* "GO AWAY BONER!"

[richardland]

@aarodynamik omg, i yell "go away boner" out loud at least twice a day it seems.

[xtefzx]

"I ask myself that everyday" lol

[1kingconan]

lol

[mizSayang]

hahaha.. too funny!

[aarodynamik]

FIRST!!!!11!

[richardland]

@aarodynamik :/ ...................