How a Cheeseball Stud Picks Up a Woman

[caconway1]

His subtle insults are awesome

[Teezatos]

this is probably the most entertaining story TYT has ever covered

[LibertyInProgressNOW]

LOL that could haven't been real... that guy was a total creep. Cenk's right... it's idiots like that who ruin it for the rest of us guys who really are normal.

[NikoBelic4]

Who the fuck is this guy?!!?!?!?!?

[StrawberryRizla]

the word douchebag comes to mind

[ShalomDove]

She's not playing games, D. You're just an unbelievable, patronizing douchebag. Unreal.

[JimmyV2009]

Dimitri is da man!

[urkelette]

Crap, how long does her answering machine let people ramble on? Mine cuts you off after about a minute.

[Minkki82]

Cenk's wrong here, someone being bad with women doesn't ruin it for everybody, it makes it easier for everyone else. Also I don't like him saying a guy talking to women is "harassing" women. That sort of mind set where you think you bother other people when you talk to them will just make the world a colder place.

[darkprincess1012]

@Minkki82 harassment: the act or an instance of harassing, or disturbing, pestering, or troubling repeatedly. Harassment doesnt have to be physical.

[Minkki82]

@darkprincess1012 So if a guy talks to a girl its harrasment if the girl doesnt like it? but its ok if the girl likes being talked to?So basically its totally subjective and its the girl that makes the call?

[darkprincess1012]

@Minkki82 Haha, dude, chill out, I'm just saying that your view of harrassment is slightly skewed, Where did sex come into play here? If a female is consistently pestering a guy, it's still harassment. Calm your shit. You are harassing someone if you either verbally, or physically continue to pester them against their wishes.

[darkprincess1012]

Obviously, if a police report is filed or there are criminal charges, officials would look into the situation. But why are you getting all upset over word usage? Harassment doesnt always end in criminal charges. Jeez. I'm just saying you're taking the word "harassment" too seriously. If a guy in my class continiously talks to me and bothers me and I tell him to stop, that's considered harassment. Doesnt mean he needs to go to jail over it. calm down.

[Minkki82]

@darkprincess1012 Well I dislike the notion that guys talking to girls is harrasment,and thats what I took out of Cenks rants. Moreover I dislike (some) women playing the victim with this harrasment stuff, like being looked at wrong or whatever is harrasment, its like grow up. And even moreso I cant stand guys that are white kinghts "saving" these victims. But yea no hard feelings, I wasnt trying to attack you or anything, and maybe I commented emotionally.Anyways those were my honest opinions

[darkprincess1012]

@Minkki82 Agreed that there are women out there that play victim, but, and maybe i'm being naive, i dont think there are lots of women who play victim and then file police reports over it. i think cenk was just trying to be funny. HOwever, i dont like cenk as much as anna and jayar because he makes too many jokes or is too polar about topics. i dont know how to explain it well. xD

[Primer9]

@darkprincess1012 who told you to talk

[darkprincess1012]

@Primer9 and who told you to be a dick? :D oh, and GREAT insult you made, it REALLY made me realize how wrong i was to voice my opinions on youtube. *insert sarcasm*

[Primer9]

@darkprincess1012 who told you to ask me "who told you to be a dick?" next time you only speak when i directly ask you a quesiton

[mario102395]

he's Greek enough said. he's a closet homo who has a small dick like all Greeks.

[jeffreybowling50]

She should try to punk him out and call him at 4pm the next day.

[wetdream09]

O_O

[danielcb2k]

Dimitri!!!!!!

[YajirobiforReal]

I can't believe it's real.

[TesDB]

@YajirobiforReal its real believe it or not there are guys who believe what he believes that women are here to cater to man i hate guys like him

[MyLittleEars]

ugggghhh I hate that he's greek, it gives us a bad name.

[nawstra578]

man these guys are douces

[Sage80]

who is the ugly fat fuck?

[BeingNobody1956]

if i was her i would through that phone in the nearest trash compactor

[InterventionShot]

"Sorry For All The Demitris, You Runied It For All" I Bet If Demitri Martin Hands This Girl His Number it'll Be The Other Way Around. Haha.

[DIYcomedy123]

Dimitri is a loser no doubt, but this cheesebag #1 Turk is even worse... You can tell that this insecure pseudo newscaster is known for being a loser with women.

[HerrKnitler]

Yeah she should look up passive agressiveness, and that's right after he implied she was abused as a child... What a fucking greaseball

[maserati1990]

what a fucking douche bag news guy. lol

[italomopar]

this guy should be on jersey shore wat a tool lol

[cr4yv3n]

this is on the US news? Some random cretin trying to seduce a woman on the phone?

[racistathiest666]

He's joking.

[TASSOS502]

lol i got a few uncles named dimitri.....sucks to be them now hahah

[Hemestal]

He can't be for real... jeez...

[guitarisforever1234]

416

shit happened in my home city of toronto.

[PiratedComedy]

@guitarisforever1234 Not necessarily, but he's in So. Ontario :D

[SuperChuck3]

That was HILARIOUS!!! what a DOOOOUUUCHE

[kidkhorne]

haha omg this dude is a psycho, this is totally awesome

[nottinmatterz2day]

that's how i feel on the inside

[MrFuknazi]

hahahaha 3:40 koko for coco puffs

[Reqrezentin]

@MrFuknazi

lololol

[Bladewing10]

The dude's a fucking serial killer!

[gatskillz]

..what the fuck? that guy is creeping me out, hearing this shit 3, 4th hand, being a guy

[Nayr747]

I love Cenk's reaction at 4:03!

[Elinitsam]

Women are mean. I know it from experience and it's usually them with this issues, not the guys!

[MeOnlyMexoxo]

416 is in toronto! haha, hes canadian

[sjnsingh1]

416 LOOOL

[figthersdreams]

This guy's fucking stupid. He's confidence is low, if he gets appproached 6-7 times a day, why would he need to say it, she'd see it, wouldn't she? lol I never leave 2 messages to a girl. One is enough. If she doesn't call back, the the loss is on her part and I move on to the next woman

[my89tube]

Wow he called a 2nd time? The 2nd call didnt even sound friendly. If that was my sister he was bothering, Id find that little shit, knock him in the mouth a couple of times and dare him to call ever again.

[my89tube]

LOL it has to be a joke

[transformersloverjon]

his ear plugs look like earhair

[LetsGo6009]

Looks like Vito's buddy Joe from Mafia 2. Just needs a red Hawaiian shirt

[MsDAlicious]

Im greek, you know, so my likes are very specific. So call me as soon as you get the courage to... If i do not recieve a call from you by 3 o´clock thur. afternoon..... Seriously!!! This is so amusing xD And ya sure there is nothing wrong with him. xD

[2hot4allofu]

maybe you were abused in childhood or you mother has cancer.....

[zefdakingnohomo]

lol idk y i think he sounds like fred rodgers

[adriannicus]

@highplainzdrifter actually, he's not. He's really this douchetastic, I thought it might be a Borat style spoof too, but google set me straight.

[adriannicus]

ROOOOOFLMAO, "Maaaybe you're just..." allergic to douchebags!

This host has it exactly right, Demetri is the reason why women don't give out their real numbers. Holy Crap! If D isn't Douche of the Century, I really can't imagine a better candidate.

[LutzfromPS2]

Look at it from another point of view, she gave him her business card, and she is not answering his calls? If you are not interested in him anymore, you can at least call him back and tell him. She deserves a berating, you don't give a guy YOUR number and don't give a response back, stop playing games and let him know if your interested in him or not. This guy doesn't play around though, hes telling her straight forward, if you don't call me back by thursday at 3:00, i'm no longer interested.

[canalrats]

@LutzfromPS2 my guess is he didn't understand "no" the first 50 times she said it when he asked for her number.

[iammadness]

@LutzfromPS2 You're Dimitri aren't you? XD

Or a total loser like him.

[loverich]

whoah, what a psycho :D

[brianjonesone]

WHAT THE FUCK

[james040280]

guys like this make it easier for normal guys!

[StuartHaitchXbox]

@james040280 no they make it harder because women will hesitate to give out their number etc incase the guy turns out to be like this guy.

[james040280]

@StuartHaitchXbox guys like this make it easier for normal guys like me to swoop in and "save" a woman! like when you see a woman in a bar talking to video-game playin loser and you walk up like, "what are you doing talking to this douchebag?" if a woman is like, "hmm, who should I date? this creepy dude leaving messages on my phone, or this other guy who looks like he has his shit together?"

[TheCyclomethicone]

Elegant women are very rare, I am Greek.

[savieandkay]

Must be Bush?

[Intoxiqated]

All 3*

[Intoxiqated]

There are rules here and he broke one of them:

Rule 1 - If you call a girl and she doesnt call you back, dont leave another message.

Rule 2 - Dont lie about yourself, it makes the real you look all the worse

Rule 3 - If you refer to yourself as "that guy from the streets that approached you", youre a fucking creep, leave women alone for...ever.

[shadowclock12]

@Intoxiqated I think Dimitri broke the three golden rules

[BloatedSensations]

"I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him."

...Well... unless you count that 1986 psychological evaluation you underwent while in the Army, where a military psychologist reported that you, quote: had "something seriously wrong" with you, huh?

Also, I guess most women probably don't count a criminal conviction on a man's record as having something "wrong" with them - especially when that conviction was for sexual assault.

[Intoxiqated]

@BloatedSensation

The game: You just won it.

[hansdebartolo3]

His source is wrong..it is for a movie.

[MrToronto2009]

Dimitri The Lover MOVIE TRAILER just released!!! Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (Borat, Bruno, Religulous) puts test copy up on YouTube. Search for "Dimitri The Lover Movie Trailer". IT'S AWESOME !!! (joke's on everyone ... read the description beside the trailer ... pretty obvious voicemails were FAKE VIRAL MARKETING HOAX)

[simplybkuz]

@MrToronto2009 This clip is from almost two years ago.

[engeljakob]

obviously fake

[chefawkes]

i hope he dates a woman who becomes a needy clingy psychopath. haha.

[downsideuptv]

aren't all woman kind of like that? lol when it comes down to it? lmao

[chefawkes]

naw... some are just psychopaths

[frankystein12]

Man, the dude looks and sounds like a sleezeball, I don't know why women are attracted to this kind of people.

[jbaev]

@frankystein12 How do you know what he looks like?

[chefawkes]

i think he was talking bout cenk.. lol.

[jbaev]

Cenk is smart and funny, thats how he gets the ladies. :P

[hansdebartolo3]

He also has presence. The videos without him are not as good.

[frankystein12]

I was talking about the the dude not present in that room.

[frankystein12]

I don't need to, anyone of that low calibre in terms of manners and personality can spend their days with a surgically removed tongue.

[thesparitan]

what the fuck, women actually fuck this guy, dont believe it for a second

[MrJohntalbot]

hahah this is brilliant

self delusion at its best

[Trinnztubefun]

Wow that guy is -scary- I would instantly block that number!!

[elegantrose1]

This guy is real.. I have run into a few of these...oh ya baby! NOT!

[mu5t474]

noluyoo lan burda amına koyim

[tyciol]

I like this viral marketing.

[shoegal330000]

this makes me appreciate and love my fiance even more

[GangreneVagina]

LOL at all the people believing this Dimitri shit is even real. Haha!

[lexarquette]

your reponses to this guy were hilarious !

[Justinpfx]

How many layers of popped collars does this toolbag wear at once?

[hackleback]

2, why?

[tjaleth]

your source was lying, this is viral bullshit, enjoy your fail

[4tuitive]

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE REPRODUCE!?

[Adilaga]

This guy just fucked up all DIMITRIs in the world )))))))))

[yuukisama2001]

This is the funniest shit you'll ever hear. It never gets old. Cenk kills me with his facial expressions.

[JohnnyMEldridge]

omg what an asshole hahaha

[diuga1]

The funniest part was when the host tried to blame his own failure at getting laid to people like Dimitri ("Guys like Dimitri ruin women for us")...that was really funny.

[dayati]

I think he's married dude lol.

[surangasa]

The seduction community is nonsense and I agree that, if only it wasn't, isn't it? Its true though, they ruin it for others and leave the need for a game to go through before you and I meet someone we are interested. Again, If the world was a near perfect and beautiful place that nonsense won't have happened.

[diuga1]

I've heard this show's host, being the major cheesball he is, has picked up a few pointers from his guru and finally has lost his virginity.

[gregtube88]

What the fuck are you talking about? Cenk is one smooth motherfucker.

[diuga1]

Sorry for disagreeing with you, Greg. He's all yours.

LOL

[gregtube88]

That's OK, I forgive you. As long as we both now agree I'm right.

[diuga1]

No stress.

I'm happy to see convicts have internet access in maximum security prisions nowadays.

[cake5000]

0_o Wow that was brilliant!

[diuga1]

BRILLIANT is someone kissing up to the people behind this ridiculous 'show'.

[glufselicious]

ladies, he's single!!! go get him!!

[diuga1]

Well, at 04:14 the Lothario-wannabe claimed the GIRL handed him her card asking him to call her...IF that' was the case, then she was being a real asswipe...teasers are losers.

Asking someone to look another one up and vanishing once that person calls is, indeed, a sign of a scumbag.

[hansdebartolo3]

No gluf..don't give the ladies false hope..he is very selective..only likes graceful girls and has to fend off 7 girls a day who come on to him..at least according to him.

[glufselicious]

you're right! haha!

[thewaybackmachine]

Hey people THIS IS FAKE!!!!! research dimitri & you will learn

[LcoolJfiveoh]

ive researched him and found nothin but solid evidence

why what did you learn?

[gregtube88]

No, my friend, it's real. The guy's real name is James N Sears. Look him up - it's really not that difficult.

[GangreneVagina]

Greg-

No, it's NOT real. It's an act. He makes money with his silly seminars. The fact that he's using an alias confirms that it's not real. He's playing a character and the character's name is Dimitri.

Your smart-ass "it's really not that difficult" comment was amusing! Ha! What a tool you are.

[gregtube88]

I see you still don't get it. Don't feel too bad.

[GangreneVagina]

Greg-

Thanks for admitting I won that argument easily. You aren't even articulate enough to defend your position, thus you fail. Loser! Haha!

[gregtube88]

There's nothing to defend. Please don't embarrass yourself by accusing me of inarticulacy. I'm a copy editor for a national magazine, so I suspect I'm somewhat more articulate than you. The fact he uses an alias/persona doesn't make Dimitri/James any less 'real', you simpleton. James Sears was an MD until he was struck off, whereupon he created this persona - Dimitri - which he uses to run his grotesque/hilarious 'seminars'. They're the sort of thing you might attend.

I accept your apology.

[GangreneVagina]

Greg-

If you have to spout out your alleged credentials to prove your point, then you've lost. Furthermore, you're such a dolt that you proved my point for me: he created a persona, as you admit. That's my whole point. People are getting all bent out of shape about an acted, likely scripted persona.

All your condescending language (please, simpleton) gains you nothing. You clearly failed again with your self-contradiction. I'm shaking my head in disgust at your pathetic attempt.

[BeingNobody1956]

@gregtube88 i believe being "articulate" has to do with speaking, not writing but good on you anyway

[gregtube88]

@BeingNobody1956

Thanks. You're incorrect, but thanks for dropping your two penn'orth, nonetheless.

[BeingNobody1956]

@gregtube88 well then, I am very articulate, though I never actually speak. thanks for clearing that up

[DerrenBrown100]

Greg destroyed you

[GangreneVagina]

Derren-

Yeah, he sure did! (sarcasm) HAHA! You're as stupid as Greg is to think he destroyed anything. You too think this "dimitri" crap is legit and real?

[muntasir20]

WOW wat a fucking loser if i was tat girll i would call him bak and be lik guess wat u fag ur an asshole

[geekaleek]

Cuz giving him a fake number is complete out of the question!? It's either fake or she's just as dumb as this guy. plain and simple

[geekaleek]

she gave him her number . wat does that say about her?

[muzvit]

...that he was freaking hard to get rid of!

[LcoolJfiveoh]

hey maybe he had a good aproach technique...

its just that it dident take very long to discover what he REALLY is all about

[sbafisher]

"HI DIMITRI i'M CALLING YOU BACK TO LET YOU KNOW i GOOGLED PASSIVE AGRESSIVE AND FOUND OUT THAT IT MEANS : A MORON WHO CALLS TWICE AND LEAVES A VOICEMAIL TWICE AND IS VERY DESPERATE"

[sbafisher]

"there's NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. INFACT I AM ONE OF THE FEW MEN IN TRONTO THAT HAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM."

lmao!!! IF THERE'S NOTHIGN WRONG WITH YOU, THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO REASSURE HER?

[SDonwerth]

"I'M A COMPLETE CATCH"

The only way that line could have been sweeter is if it was prefaced with "MY MOM SAYS..."

DIMITRI IS AWESOME!!!!

[crnogora]

I heard this happened in Toronto.

[SaugaGal]

It did happen in TO. I originally got this in an e-mail a couple of years ago. She was on King St apparently after a club and just gave him her card to get him off her back. I guess she didn't want him harassing her at home or on her cell!

[bunkmasterflex]

@SaugaGal This was in Toronto? Priceless

[yesanded]

The young "Turks" bashing the Greek stud? Secret agenda EXPOSED! When will you people learn to get along? ("You PEOPLE?!)

[WATCHMENsees]

I want him... I can't say it enough... I want him! Quit bleeping the numba so I can call this Greek God!

[jax252000]

This sort of stuff has happened to me a few times. (Before marriage.) These guys DO exist! (He told me I had a Dead line, e.t.c.) and he kept calling for 8 damn months!!!!!

[MsThunderkat]

I wouldn't have believed this if I hadn't heard the exact same spiel from a real live person. I received many more calls than this as well as text messages galore. All alluding to a relationship that we did not have. This really happens!!

[NOS604]

Are you serious? Thats probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. These guys have the worst game everrr!!!

[MsThunderkat]

Yeah! This loser actually called last week, 8 months after I said never call me cause he was insane! Changed his number and tried to be cute, calling w/ messages w/ information specific to me. I went off on him when he finally answered his phone, hung up in disgust, then I get four ridiculous text messages telling me shit about how I'm a "unique flower" and a "marvel" etc. etc. Went out w/ him ONCE. He displayed his Dimitritude pretty quickly so I got out of there fast.

[ia05]

Dimitritude. Ha ha LOL nice word.

[clover0070]

It's not real!!! Look up Demitri!!! You will find videos of him on youtube!

[ia05]

How Dimitri could leave such a loooong message on Olga answering machine.

Look like he was leaving message on computer hard drive!!! LOL LOL

[NOS604]

It's to much for one message. It's actually two message.

[dongbeng]

there's nothing wrong with me

[yougotshot2101]

Thank god only my middle name is Dimitri!!

[DoesThisOffendYou]

Cocky, ain't he?

[Alli8833]

This is just viral marketing for a new movie or whatever: The Lover. Borat style. This guy has videos on youtube. This is not a real phone message to a woman. It's funny, and it could be a funny concept, but I'm annoyed that it's being passed off as real - kind of makes fools of people who fall for it, and they couldn't possibly know any better unless they decide to google these messages and look further into it, and most people aren't as cynical as I am.

[ServeChris]

That is a level of douche baggery I never knew existed.

[madesina]

amazing comment. "Douche baggery", i'm gona have to use that!

[greeneyes404]

This video makes me proud to be a lesbian! And I never say that. lol

[Mattly2]

makes me think i'm lucky to be a lesbian, lol (although there is more then enough crazy women out there to get shocked)

[greeneyes404]

Yes I date females too. Sometimes they prove to be just as bad if not worse, because they aren't as transparent as men. LOL

[hopeypie]

COMPLETE AND TOTAL FUCKWAD! He's absolutely off his rocker! LOSER. ugh.

[RightWingCC]

This guy "Dimitri" was actually abused mentally and physically as a child - he had a mentally ill mother and (I think) abusive father. Pot calling the kettle black? =)

[SDonwerth]

How does someone become such a diluted, self absorbed moron? Maybe it was something in his childhood. LOLZ

[Saternoc]

Was that comedian Demetri Martin ?

[brickman73]

He tries to recover from her rejecting him. MEGA MALAKA.vlaca ..to mounee tis manas sou..Boostie Mav-ro malaka skit-tah ..kolobaras..poutsokefalo

[theone104]

hahah! Funking stupid man...LOL! get a doll instead. you will never have pussy..

[brickman73]

Mega Malaka!!!!

[WyrmPrince]

He sounds like a complete asshole.

[The210TEXASNIGGA]

STALKER

[alwaysjenable]

Lmfao this guys full of crap!

[livardo]

Greek stud from Toronto is a complete douchebag.

[SirHappyThe1st]

On what planet does this technique work?

Someone should put this man in a mental hospital away from women and the general public.

[suzywao]

This one, to be honest.  You'd be surprised. Unfortunately it doesn't work on anybody that's sane or well adjusted.

[Jermetrice]

also 1 more thing. Most of u guys that are wonder why most of the hot chicks are becomming lesbian. This is your answer!

[Mattly2]

oh we don't become lesbian, we just occasionally feel lucky that we are, lol XD