Alone in the Woods: A Documentary

[BassicPeach]

I enjoyed seeing your log home.... but you can drop the Richard Proenneke act... It isn't convincing.

[crappiefillet]

I have one question for the uploader of this video.

Do you Douche?

[will2order]

gay

[huynhminhtri]

For you : - You're a brave man to live alone .

For me :- I felt very horny when I stayed alone !

[moecat1000]

from the comments below some people don't have a sence of humor ..my guess you watched alone in the wilderness..and didn't take it as serious as the commenters ... i on the other hand about pissed myself laughing..good video

[him3zz]

Lol you Fuck

[mikebmix]

reminded me of team sissou

[liamcampbellhaha]

I like custard creams

[weymouth420]

u r not a lone in the woods u have a phone and power u have no clue what being alone in the woods is

[kaymichelleification]

....true intelligence.

[SuperLovableguy]

He sounds like he's at peace. This is how us humans should live. Close to nature with nothing more than what we need to survive. No hustle and busle of everyday life. I envy this guy.

[Soundgarden8497]

the ridiculous voice ruined this

[MilitiaHQ]

@Soundgarden8497 I for 1 am glad he used his own voice, what were you expecting Morgan Freeman to do the voice over?

[Soundgarden8497]

@MilitiaHQ a more neutral/normal tone without sounding like a rapist would have sufficed.

[helenthebum]

excellent

[PirateSygnal]

Interesting. Cool vid.

[jan1761]

HEEEEERES JOHNY!!!!

[80spodcastchannel]

@jan1761 YOURRRRRRRR A TROLL!!!

[jan1761]

"life is like a box of chocolate" YAWN!

[tommy369ts]

ok what the fu!! is this shit

[Mr1blackarrow]

Love you man. Did your dad say - 'keep the paper ball tight son' :) I have such great memories of this and splitting kindling into match stick thickness!

[giskiepictures]

you have a phone over there ?!

[datzfast]

that snowy cabin was Post card perfect. My cabin is 5 thousand plus square feet made of concrete block some day i will get around to stuccoing it.

[PenguinCookies94]

this is amazing you're so lucky

[TheBearbill]

just enjoy the video and hater keep it for yourself we do not care negatives comm



[rayndalrenfrow]

This video is 100% awesome!

[bnsaints]

If you try to be funny at least be original you douche

[joe1969812]

WAS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY?

[lestattt100]

nutty

[Gevedon]

Most awesome!

[DebbieLives4Jesus]

i thought it was pretty funny!

[wildchd1]

see what happens when you spend to much time alone!!!!!

[MitchCanada1]

You have to speak louder ,, I cant hear a thing your saying.

[symonsolar]

Are we far enough away from the neighbors so that we wont concern them with my brand of fun? This is a nice day to work in the woods maybe we have a good laugh or two in the process huh friend?

[TheSHAISHAY]

ok so it ws a blizzard , and freezing , and then you go walk in the woods , . some on, you dont even live there , otherwise , you would know what to do , kida sad as your  doc sounds like a cock stuck in your throat , , trully sad shit , when people truly do this , and your an arse

[enjoixander]

Jimmy Neutron is that you? Great piece!

[mrbizzarro]

Great Clip! Makes me crave nature and those isolated moments.

[TheSHAISHAY]

hes a joke , come on making fun , truly @mrbizzarro

[mermaidcandy]

excellent. Loved it. I used to live on Snoqualmie Pass as a teenager. Good times as though you are having here.

[bunny08able]

Dick? Is that you?

[Cam6990]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[OKRhys]

I can appreciate satire humor and know when I see it. Thanks.

[outlawracer2229]

Not sure if this is a joke or sick humor.......

[Crazymoose112]

I love it! I was laughing my ass off "From the age of 7 months I was trained to crumple paper and hand it to my father....Great Satire! This should be made into a full length movie.

[1Joyeux]

Cabin Fever and Youtube doesn't mix very well.

[HenrikMarklund]

Amazing work man. It's the way to live. Going there myself soon as well

[nitroflesh]

I don't get it. Why all this animosity? The video was good. Gess there are alot of idiots in this world. Try to make more videos like this one man. Cheers

[MrCrunchybizzle]

Good satire of alone in the wilderness. people obviously have no idea what you are doing here. your rating should be much better.

[oatstao]

Glad you can tell when it's late afternoon, the sun usually indicates. But your animals are your indication, are you blind?

[masonmeep]

love your place

thats what i want someday great vid!!

[DEATHRIDE2316]

UniBomber.

[542513]

Sounds like a pedo.... By the way, wtf did I juz watch??????

[bannedfromutube1]

Faggot.

[MickScarborough]

Terrible speaking voice but enviable lifestyle.

[morace250]

he sounds like a fuckin murderer..creepy bastard

[zuniga6412]

YOU SOUND SO STUPID!

[tbredlady]

Love the documentary, voice, drama and all. Thanks for the humor.

[joraejean]

He seems to be a bit affected....ME....ME me ME ME: ME

[oatstao]

funny too, because he he he didn't build that place. His Mommy and Daddy did.

[71wicker]

You make me want to punch something!!

[dirtydishes118]

got a good message, just needs to find his own voice.

[townkevin59]

Speak-up, I can't fuckin' hear your fake story.

[quehaana48]

Ok . Good fire building skills....... I keep waiting for one of those scary faces to pop up. LOL

[luizpigeon]

i loved to see snow falling down , very romantic wood house

[chaosami2]

KETTEH!!!1!!111!!!IIONE!!

[ENDLESSBLACKRIBBON]

i can't take no more. i came here to get some insight and all i got was a synopsis on building a fire and 20 somethin years of paper crumbling. even as far as jokes go, this is not funny

[littlebitfarm37]

You people have no sense of humor at all!

[Jaboie]

I have a feeling crack was involved in this.

[creedrulz6000]

haters gona hate keep doing what you do

[GotBait]

Great video. Ignore the haters & the lilttle kids who thumb up the ignorant comments.

[assman255]

do ya have a land patent?

[FatDaddy4Fun]

Hey, when ya move into the new place, I sure would like to move into the old one! Great video. Don't listen to those sidewalk-heads. When the lights go out, they will just be statistics, and no one will remember them. Great lookin' cat too. ~Wolf

[helloclaritabueno]

beutiful.

[MimiZ914]

The voice is driving me nuts. Great informative video though.

[Imyourcounciousness]

@steve01208 ur damn right!

[bilgewater79]

Jacob you are a subtle genius! A truly great homage to the travelogues and adventure films I grew up on. Really funny.

[Redfoxxbushcraft]

hes trying to talk like dick proenenke in his documentary. Its a Joke!! cmon people...

[buckwats]

Unuseualy heavy snow, if your from texas maybe.

[steve01208]

It's a light hearted documentary that is very relaxing and uplifting but obviously not for you Xbox loving War game playing shitty little kids who are obviously depressed because you have every material thing that Mummy & Daddy have brought for you over the years and you have now got bored with all your material gifts. This guy will be happier than you ever will.

[Knots4Knives]

JT is that you? Wow...if isn't you have a voice double selling knives for a living.

[Sup3rwood]

Nicely done; humorous!

[Mountainman180]

dear god, This video is so stuped, yet I cant shut if off!

[ipowdz]

This gye actes like hes mentol

[ipowdz]

Thes gye actes like hes mentol

[stiglaa]

Nice House in the Woods. I guess it belongs to your parents, not you. And you use it a few times in the year, as the seasons fall. Hope you enjoy Harvard, and forget being a woodsman, you aint got the skill.

[johnnnyreb51]

I don't know what your smoking but I want some.

[neolecter]

Whatever I think this kid is totally hilarious, give him a break!

[nemo5993]

If you lived in the woods you would not have a phone or electric

[Ilovetheplatypus]

Haha; this little prick is a mass murderer in the making.

[jwnorm5800]

Its like a mix between Step Brothers' Boats and Hoes and Zoo Lander

[modtwenty]

nice vid

[hlub82]

dude, you're no Dick Proenneke. He is authentic in his abilities to built and lived  in the true wilderness while you lived behind your parent's backyard in their guest house. Stop trying to be like Mr. Proenneke. that's exactly what you are doing in this video.....copy cat or wanna be.

[cameraguy1968]

This is a JOKE, anyone taking it seriously and commenting on his voice has the IQ of a used condom!!

[OS253]

@cameraguy1968 : You sound very jealous. It doesn't matter if it's a joke or not, it's a nice house in the woods. Don't you think?

[tHE1iAm38]

I am at 3:00 I will try to watch the rest but your voice is so damn annoying!!!!

[WynterLioness]

Beautiful. Lovely!

[Brennus101]

Wow I can't believe all these retarded comments. This video is obviously done as a joke - learn to understand sarcasm, people!

[toobigaman]

Screw the filth spewers and the shit talkers or word bullies as I like to call em.keep on pushing ahead alot of us who get what you're gettin at,are all for it.I like what you've put togather here, I'd love an opportunity to live in isolation in a thickly wooded forest,I'd sell everything I've got in a hot minute.lucky you and keep on telling the story to the pictures it shows artistry.

[LaoSoftware]

@toobigaman : This guy is very lucky. Did you see his house in the middle of the forest? That's very nice. I would give up my fancy house and car to live in the woods. You don't have to worry about the crazy neighbors, noisy cars, and bills to pay. All you have is complete privacy. Privacy is very nice. It's worth more than anything.

[toobigaman]

@LaoSoftware RightO alot of the SHIT the MANY believe ya have to have is nothing more than an organized scheme fed to ya from cradle to grave to keep your ass tethered to the MADDNESS OF THE MAN WORLD a seething sesspool of insanity where you remain a FUCKEN SLAVE CONTROLED BY PAPER DOLLARS and PASTEY ASSED MONEY JUNKIES who dare to MAN UP to those of us who SHIT ON EM every chance we get.I had one of those PHONEY TOUGH LEISURE ADDICTS get in my face he now needs extensive dental work.HA HA HA!

[supermuddymud]

WOW you have paper crumbling experience? Your ready to be a real survivalist You would die without newspaper. Trust fund kid perhaps?

[supermuddymud]

dude, you need to remake this video when your NOT stoned...the voice is uber annoying

[eddiequest4]

power? telephone? Me thinks you a school boy, a freshman theater major? You really gotta work on that voice... and have someone ELSE do the script?

[qualityfirsth]

ok your a retard, with a fake voice, but beautiful property your parents own.

[PaddyTheYankBastard]

@qualityfirsth You're not your.. if you're going to insult someone don't look like a jackass doing it..

[SLAPCHOPshamwow]

i thought i was watching Masterpiece Theater for a bit here

[FloridaCityFarm]

Was this serious? Creepy!

[pammatiti]

sorry, can't hear it.

[SuperDZproductions]

@rylyndl2 maybe he is gay? do you have a problem with that? because if you do you're an ignorant moron.

[Khalilullah]

@SuperDZproductions I'm curious at your rationale for your idea that someone is ignorant for having a problem with homosexuality. Are you somehow the arbiter of what is or isn't ignorant? To you, what makes two men engaging in reproductive behaviour something everyone should support? What profound explanation would that be? I understand the support for heterosexuality; it's how we reproduce ourselves as a species. How do you explain men craving each other? Thrill the world with your logic.

[SuperDZproductions]

@Khalilullah Anyone who has a problem with how someone else lives their own life IS IGNORANT, not only of the way the world operates, but of their own place in it as well. I don't support homosexuality, I support a human beings right to live life the way they choose.

[Khalilullah]

@SuperDZproductions So by your rationale, a brother and sister should be able to copulate and marry, or a mother and her son AND her daughter in a polyamorous relationship? Or have you drawn an arbitrary line at homosexuals? Presently all over the world and historically, adults and teenagers have married, and many would do so if the laws allowed that,  would you support that? Or is your line only arbitrarily drawn to include homosexuals an nobody else? I think you just want to feel superior.

[SuperDZproductions]

@Khalilullah Nah, I just think that people like you with bloated egos and a laughable sense of supreme intellect should keep your nose out of other people's lives and let them live how they feel is right. Consequences pending or not, it's still their own choice. Your sad attempt to troll me is falling apart at the seams. I honestly don't see why such a long-winded person such as yourself wouldn't be able to comprehend the simplicity in what I am saying. That fact alone renders your opinion moot.

[Khalilullah]

@SuperDZproductions Trolling? Actually, you're the one calling other people ignorant. I didn't express an opinion, I asked you to define why you think yours is the defining opinion...which you didn't. Your response amounted to "just because, that's why". In any case, this is far more interesting than this video.

[SuperDZproductions]

@Khalilullah I never said mine was the defining opinion, just my own, which I am entitled to, regardless of what endless banter you barrage me with. YOU are the one who pointlessly started in with this "defining opinion" nonsense just for the simple fact that you are bored and have nothing better to do. Might I suggest reading a good book to fill the obviously insane amount of free time that you spend making up reasons to attempt to incite reactions out of people. Goodbye.

[Khalilullah]

@SuperDZproductions  And yet you take the time to call random people ignorant and respond with insults instead of answers...It's nice to see you're gone. Perhaps people can state their own opinions without you judging them and calling them names.

[SuperDZproductions]

@Khalilullah You have proven your inferior intellect. i stated MY opinion. YOU were the one who judged me. Take a step back and re-examine reality, because obviously you need a good grasp on it. You implied that people who have a problem with gays are NOT ignorant as opposed to my opinion that they are. Now you are saying I don't let people state their opinions without judging. Your "opinion" is a clear cut case of someone being judgemental if there ever was one. Fool.

[Khalilullah]

@SuperDZproductions What? You're back? You are a plucky fundamentalist, aren't ya? Apparently you're so obsessed with being holy that you can't see you're being led around by your nose. Perhaps you're pleasuring yourself as you call random strangers on the internet names...go, thee, and spread your homosexual gospel to the unwashed masses; beat your bible ad point your fingers at the unenlightened. Have you run out of hand lotion and tissues, or will you return to call more names?

[SuperDZproductions]

@Khalilullah Obsessed with being holy? Weird. 

[Khalilullah]

@SuperDZproductions ...or at least obsessed with having the last word, hahaha...

[romnsch13]

Dude....., thats an awesome vid! Reminded me of harriot! What state is this filmed in?

[robertkaal]

Nice! Like your final thoughts!

[codcoda]

lnao 

[aniefig]

lol, oh boy. that was great fun to watch.

[jmriwok]

like your video. where is the place? I live in Venezuela and want to do the same....