Growing Up Bummer

[ManicRaider]

I don't understand why people have such a problem with this video. He's telling the truth.

[Trizzyboywonder]

Get a job.

[KilgoreTrout92]

Can you die?

[captainbummer]

@KilgoreTrout92 Yes. In fact, there have been several Captain Bummer's before me.

[joshcam12001]

I guess your parents didnt love you did they

[captainbummer]

@joshcam12001 My parents died ("in the fire of Mithra") right before I turned 13. They loved me well enough, though I sometimes wondered if they loved their neopagan rituals more.

[lazysammich]

Eh... Looks like I'm in the weird part of YouTube again...

[MrChrill7]

i agree. this video should have way more views

[DJsaiyn]

please die

[oliver2k94]

It seems like you need some tips on gaining more viewers and subscribers.. well i have a tip for you.

1. Get a gun

2. Aim it your fucking head

3. Pull the trigger

Your welcome!

[UnOwenWasHere]

*reads title* are you an emo?

[peterhutyr]

If life is a pain in the ass, fart it all out.

[captainbummer]

@peterhutyr I want that tshirt!

[CrUnK1791]

so it looks like your hobby is to tell other people how shit life is while sitting in front of your camera wearing a latex suit. nice!

[ljsimpson08]

You know, I was always told the moment I took pleasure in violence that I lost my humanity... but I would honestly not find it strange to enjoy ripping out this dudes jugular and pissing down the new neck hole. Get a life, only crime fighting vigiliantes are allowed to wear tights, not some moron shaving his hamburger meet and wearing something out of the village peoples wardrobe.

[finalkillcamzz]

Shot your self in the head plz

[AssassinParkour]

Naivete is a disease. Great video, cappy. pitty so many people are too much of a pussy to face the truth

[fr34k100]

jajajajajajaja estoy aqui por Hector Leal jajaja

[Hawaikitkatuser]

your only doing this cuz u found out ur gary..

[callum6767]

Oh fuck Im in that weird part of youtube again :C

[hevy99]

GETS A GOLD STAR FOR ORIGINALITY! GOOD WORK Cpt. ! LOL

[TheSpoonwood]

hahaha.... funny sort of... boohoohoo

[pokerking50]

why the fuck this guy wearing a leotard?

[xrushthe2nd]

@pokerking50 LMAO hes a fucking idoit hahah hes like 50 haha

[TheDTNOVA]

for every 200 kids in the graduating class there is always that one weird kid that just seems totally out it and never amounts to anythings, this is him...

[scooter12343]

shot or self

[captainbummer]

@scooter12343 I guess it depends what it is a shot of.

[scooter12343]

@scooter12343 kill oyu self if life sucks then

[captainbummer]

@scooter12343 I don't avoid things because they suck, and will often embrace them for the right reasons. But don't worry--you and I will both be dead rather quickly in the grand scheme of things.

[keepsakex]

what the fuck...

[MrZoobidibop]

o.o this guy is freaky

[ThisFilipinoBruh]

. - . 

[lawrencetrippy]

creeper

[RYANisWATCHIN]

Fuck

[mac19971]

O ___ o 

[mac19971]

Captain Bummer. Best superhero name ever made XD Well at least second place.

[Fanpiranhas]

putin???

[jonndemainjr]

Some how I think that this guy has an important job the scary thing is he probably has kids too.

[angelbay14]

Sir, what happened in your life to get this message across, I can understand wholeheartedly where you are coming from, however if you start to learn about life at an early age, things will not phase you that easily. (Trust me, I know) Shit isn't easy. But, there are those whom either have a "get through this" mind set, or "can't get through this" mindset. I can comment about this all day, but sir, whatever you are going through, it will work out. Just keep at it. Thanks for the message in ur vid

[LampPlaceThing]

TOO MUCH well scripted content, I can't bring myself to "thumbs down"

...

Well people you can always walk away... just walk away (not vote).

WAIT A MINUTE! "70+ dislikes" I have to balance this [sigh].

[MyContext]

Apparently, I am truly touched... But I like (and liked) this...

[DrTimeCaptain]

Oh god yes!

[ItsDorp]

Thanks, Captain!

[FaultyBeard]

I flagged this video for Drug Abuse.

[DjHaze2Fo]

You have real serious problems.

[captainbummer]

@DjHaze2Fo Those are the *best* kind--without real serious problems, people would not be very useful.

[iconografer]

@captainbummer pshaw. those ain't problems. they're eccentricities!

[RevolutionalMuZiC]

@DjHaze2Fo LOL

[Widgeroy]

worst video ever

[annymoofin]

ewww lame!

[captainbummer]

@CJ96841 In case you haven't been paying attention, the Captain is the *last* person to help anyone get famous. You stand a far better chance of dying in a car crash, unless you refuse to ride in cars, but Rebecca Black rides in cars, so you are royally screwed. I will tell you that you are far better off not being famous--Rebecca, bless her naive soul, will probably be dead or in rehab within 5 years.

[FallOfTheTyrant]

Why did you take your cape off when u started playing guitar...? i mean.. i can play with a cape on, no problem..

[captainbummer]

@FallOfTheTyrant I needed to use it for a cape-o.

[tweekinhammer]

like this if captain wacky here should take some more music lessons

[tweekinhammer]

so you are like super gimp?

[raulmorcos]

I feel you brother!

[MortalWarz]

i love this video!!

[sergiokun99]

i cant believe that im so bored that i actually watched this....how did it get to this point

[TPTE5]

@sergiokun99 Same here >.< I also clicked to like this comment while i was half way through the video but wasn't signed in, so it took me to a new page where I actually signed in and came back to this video to watch it all,why!?

[MortalWarz]

please rape me capatin bummer im an annoying orange . lol

[ThePlannedEscape]

Are you wearing a dress? A Zorro mask and a dress? I wonder where your sword is... ugh -feels a little sick- forget i asked.

[ThePlannedEscape]

Are you wearing a dress?

[theDawsonFollower]

@captainbummer your song is like porno and your mom, isnt good

[theDawsonFollower]

u suk........ your hurting my self-estem

[captainbummer]

@theDawsonFollower Sorry about that. At least if you show this to everyone that knows you, you'll level the playing field again.

[Nagneto]

If you're aim is to be funny, keep trying.

[ministerling]

you slightly creep me out, yet make my day somehow

[Dannomack]

owns

[smileyorb]

More like CAPTAIN PEDOBEAR!

[MrJohnnyAxel]

If Batman was a gangster and in Cats: The Musical,

You'd be the outcome...

[TheBillionDollarboy9]

you look the the the Repo man

[Eminem1332]

CTFx.....C?

[boogersz08]

...... wtf.

[prealpha]

You're like Captain Kangaroo, but with a more gun-in-the-mouthy vibe.

[Billchu13]

@prealpha lolol sad but TOTALLY TRUE