hahaha! this was very funny. i go 2 catholic school so my religion teacher makes us watch rob bell videos. we always joke around about how he talks so fast and how he talks so much. im definatly showin this 2 meh friends :)
I have yet to hear Rob Bell give any kind of Blasphemous teachings . The story of Jesus's crucifixtion was repeated 4 times in the new testament . By 4 different people . With 4 points view .
They each cover the main thrust of the story in thier own way as lead by the holy ghost. Can some one please tell me why Christians are so hell bent on tearing down a fellow Christian ?Deosnt the other side do that well enough on thier own ?
None of those 4 viewpoints blatantly contradict. They work together so you can piece together a whole story.
I know it's overused, but when Bell says losing the virgin birth of Christ doesn't change anything, he just lost all credibility. We clearly are not talking about the same God.
you're only mistake was that your video and words actually made some sense...if Bell can trick people with his mess...I'm sure your video is probably being taught in sunday school classes everywhere!!!
actually i don't think biblically we consider a "brother" someone who denies the Gospel as presented by the Apostles, that being the substitutionary atonement of Jesus Christ under the wrath of God, for the salvation of sinners.
Great impersonation. And I'm almost willing to bet that people took this vid seriously and asked themselves "who is the Saddam Hussein in my life?" and "when the time comes, will I be able to throw the bottle of oil into the fire?" If people take Rob Bell seriously, I'm sure they will take this vid seriously.
What's with the name calling? This is a very funny video. I bet Rob has seen this thing a couple hundred times, and laughs with us. I don't agree with evry word that comes from Rob, or anybody for that matter. Can't we engage in discussion without namecalling? Jesus is the only one with the moral authority to do that "brood of vipers," etc. We should role model to the world our ability to disagree with civility. Also, use a thesaurus to find more suitable words (that means you dontknowtherules)
there's so many negative people on youtube... this was a funny video. i joke around like this too. hahaha. i know you're not making fun of rob bell like saying he's dumb or anything. you're just makin a funny spoof!
all yall people who are commenting need to just take a chill pill!
Now I'm not one of those people who can't take a joke or anything, and it is compleatly within your rights and moral basis to make fun of whoever you wish to. I'm just stating my opinion as well.
What a refreshing break. I've just spent the last hour looking for a Rob Bell video, and all I could find is hateful criticism and mockery of Bell's message. I thought this might be more of the same, but its freaking hilarious. After all the angry stuff I've just seen, I really needed a little humor. Thank you, Rockwater. Believe it or not, this video was just what I needed. May you conserve the oil of your heart from the Saddams of the world. Fireball spacemen!
Folks, go to where this heretic Bell is preaching and preach with a bullhorn if you have to, but get one on one when they walk out, hand them info, let them know they've run astray with a false prophet film student.
Straight up. This guy is right on. He is asking the most relevant question of our generation. Do we dare to quit being "cool" and become On Fire for the Lord Almighty. Do we want to b spit out from being luke warm or "cool", or will we have our lamps full of oil when the Master returns? By the way, whoever called Rob Bell a heretic I would love to set you straight.
umm to answer the response of how rob bell is a heretic just read his book velvet elvis. He's so far off the deep end when it comes to biblical doctrinal Truths its not funny (but shhhh... in this generation there is no truth). so anyways it would take alot more lines to expound on RB's heresy and about 3 hours of time.
If this man has a problem with Bell, this is not the biblical to handle it, but I guess sometimes a person rather get in a few laughs instead of follow the word of God. *sigh*
dude, this was so good! i loved it! i love the quick camera shots to the hands and knees and stuff, and the script was hilarious! keep doing stuff like this
And so now that all of the "non-watered down believers" have taken their turns making fun of Rob Bell, everyone who is frustrated by mainstream Christianity is now suddenly convinced that they should repent of "lukewarm theology" and return to doctrines, cliques, and fundamentalism.
Sarcasm aside though, the command is to Praise Christ because the gospel is still being preached through the latter, even if I disagree.
Sure, it's a great video in a way because you really get the way Rob Bell acts. Good impersonator.. my appreciations for that... But I guess the content of what Rob Bell is saying never really got through to you. I think WHAT he says is really life changing. I'm really glad that there are people like Rob Bell who are so passionate about making a difference.
Hey David, I did not mean to judge anyone here. I also didn't mean to refer to your comment. I was addressing 'Lincoln Hawk', also saying he's a good actor. Apart from that, regarding Rob Bell, I just thought that what s.o. has to say is important, not how he sais it.
I've talked with Lincoln about this and I think I jumped the gun a bit. I have been working with people who subtley mock things that they don't understand or agree with. I assumed that Lincoln was doing this - it smelled like that to me.
My contact with Mars Hill and Rob Bell has brought me nothing but blessings, so it saddens and frustrates me when people try to spread disrespect for the things God is doing and has used in my life.
haha. rob bell was a speaker at a conference i went to last november in england. hes a great character. i really dont think he would mind this video either. lincoln... youre a mad man. in a good way... of course. mad genius is more accurate.
Its so sad to me that the world is full of critics. Critics can't see past quirkiness people have, they pick on them. They try to take good things and spin them to make them seem foolish. For those who created this: your worth is not found in your ability to feel superior to others, or to knock other people down. I have learned under Robs leadership that it our cunning mostly leads us away from God and into destruction. Mockers and slanderers are pharisees.
Genius.
EveryEthnos 9 months ago
Oh I just love this video. It's so funny. When he starts to chuckle about the famous doobie brotheres song, I can't help but smile. Hilarious!
TheJewelmom 10 months ago
Pretty halarious.
cmpresents 10 months ago
HAHAHA!!! So good...thx
Hawgdawgrain 10 months ago
I'd rather watch a million of your videos than one of Rob Bell's. He bugs me. I loved this...very funny.
jesuslovesme09 1 year ago
Hash Oil is fun to burn.
TheMadHatterCA 1 year ago
hahaha! this was very funny. i go 2 catholic school so my religion teacher makes us watch rob bell videos. we always joke around about how he talks so fast and how he talks so much. im definatly showin this 2 meh friends :)
Sapionrocker 1 year ago
I have yet to hear Rob Bell give any kind of Blasphemous teachings . The story of Jesus's crucifixtion was repeated 4 times in the new testament . By 4 different people . With 4 points view .
They each cover the main thrust of the story in thier own way as lead by the holy ghost. Can some one please tell me why Christians are so hell bent on tearing down a fellow Christian ?Deosnt the other side do that well enough on thier own ?
WretchedSketcher 2 years ago
I completely agree. Rob Bell goes against the grain of the religious institutions, so they slap labels on him.
chris627 2 years ago
@chris627 the question isn't if he has a label... it is if those labeling him are accurate, right?
jesusfreakrkg 2 years ago
None of those 4 viewpoints blatantly contradict. They work together so you can piece together a whole story.
I know it's overused, but when Bell says losing the virgin birth of Christ doesn't change anything, he just lost all credibility. We clearly are not talking about the same God.
samsthemank 2 years ago
I never heard him use that statement. I dont even know what your arguing ? Its probably taking out of context .
WretchedSketcher 2 years ago
you're only mistake was that your video and words actually made some sense...if Bell can trick people with his mess...I'm sure your video is probably being taught in sunday school classes everywhere!!!
mensamaterial 2 years ago
actually i don't think biblically we consider a "brother" someone who denies the Gospel as presented by the Apostles, that being the substitutionary atonement of Jesus Christ under the wrath of God, for the salvation of sinners.
i like this video
nrmower 2 years ago
haha. i can close my eyes and picture rob bell saying these words.
ThisIsMejee 2 years ago
hahaha i love Rob Bell and this made me laugh
zabs3205 2 years ago
Your mocking your brother i was thinking you might be able to spend your time better like maybe glorifying God ??? crazy i know.....
burncats 2 years ago
Hmm I don't understand this...
JullenaBurcham 2 years ago
You have my condolences.
...oh
Due to your sense of humor that just died today.
I wonder what will seem .. funny .. now ?
dudeman1237 3 years ago
Great impersonation. And I'm almost willing to bet that people took this vid seriously and asked themselves "who is the Saddam Hussein in my life?" and "when the time comes, will I be able to throw the bottle of oil into the fire?" If people take Rob Bell seriously, I'm sure they will take this vid seriously.
sKeyes89 3 years ago 2
What's with the name calling? This is a very funny video. I bet Rob has seen this thing a couple hundred times, and laughs with us. I don't agree with evry word that comes from Rob, or anybody for that matter. Can't we engage in discussion without namecalling? Jesus is the only one with the moral authority to do that "brood of vipers," etc. We should role model to the world our ability to disagree with civility. Also, use a thesaurus to find more suitable words (that means you dontknowtherules)
norqvader 3 years ago
there's so many negative people on youtube... this was a funny video. i joke around like this too. hahaha. i know you're not making fun of rob bell like saying he's dumb or anything. you're just makin a funny spoof!
all yall people who are commenting need to just take a chill pill!
spikesofgrace 3 years ago
wow u have no life
WinwardWay 3 years ago
Dude, you're a fucking idiot.
Now I'm not one of those people who can't take a joke or anything, and it is compleatly within your rights and moral basis to make fun of whoever you wish to. I'm just stating my opinion as well.
dontknowtherules 3 years ago
The Submergent Church makes me throw up too! This video is hillarious.
robertsajvcu 3 years ago
i love Rob Bell spoofs..... just because i really don't like Rob Bell..... Emergent guys make me throw up..
ecclesiastes910 3 years ago
You should read Gullivers travels. He satirizes ignorant people like you quite well.
JullenaBurcham 2 years ago
yes very good ,although im a Christian I do think you have to laugh and take a break from being serious , and im also a pyromaniac
shame you didnt actually burn something
tonythatjesusloves 3 years ago
What a refreshing break. I've just spent the last hour looking for a Rob Bell video, and all I could find is hateful criticism and mockery of Bell's message. I thought this might be more of the same, but its freaking hilarious. After all the angry stuff I've just seen, I really needed a little humor. Thank you, Rockwater. Believe it or not, this video was just what I needed. May you conserve the oil of your heart from the Saddams of the world. Fireball spacemen!
Robinrues 4 years ago
You're welcome.
Rockwater 4 years ago
There is no substitute for the Holy Spirit. I sense it in some guys....this man is not one of those guys.
nathanbillingsley 4 years ago
loosen up your pants.
phzeek 3 years ago
Folks, go to where this heretic Bell is preaching and preach with a bullhorn if you have to, but get one on one when they walk out, hand them info, let them know they've run astray with a false prophet film student.
lepointe 4 years ago
why post a serious comment on a humorous video.
america is a messed up place full of christians who love tearing each other apart
jayman156 4 years ago
Straight up. This guy is right on. He is asking the most relevant question of our generation. Do we dare to quit being "cool" and become On Fire for the Lord Almighty. Do we want to b spit out from being luke warm or "cool", or will we have our lamps full of oil when the Master returns? By the way, whoever called Rob Bell a heretic I would love to set you straight.
SonofGod75 4 years ago
Like, like, like, A Burning Blaze!
dreapster 4 years ago
You win the Witch Hunt award of the time
236lbsnomore 4 years ago
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dorahandal 4 years ago
aaaaaaaa
dorahandal 4 years ago
VERY VERY FUNNY! LOVE IT!
tuckerherron 4 years ago
umm to answer the response of how rob bell is a heretic just read his book velvet elvis. He's so far off the deep end when it comes to biblical doctrinal Truths its not funny (but shhhh... in this generation there is no truth). so anyways it would take alot more lines to expound on RB's heresy and about 3 hours of time.
suzz5409 4 years ago
have you got any idea of what you are talking about??? :)
urbanvox 4 years ago
i jus finished reading his book today..i saw no heresy..please give me some examples, that would be nice..
nardizzle923 3 years ago
hahaha loved this video!
It's actually a little more spiritually relevant than Rob Bell's videos...
Comdude0987 4 years ago
Hahaha. Thank god this was a satire.
MichaelTyler 4 years ago
If this man has a problem with Bell, this is not the biblical to handle it, but I guess sometimes a person rather get in a few laughs instead of follow the word of God. *sigh*
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komplet 4 years ago
This should be shown to Mr. Bell. It's hilarious. I think he would agree.
kirisuchan33 4 years ago
dude, this was so good! i loved it! i love the quick camera shots to the hands and knees and stuff, and the script was hilarious! keep doing stuff like this
jontony 4 years ago
Hilareous! Sounds as ridiculous as Bell sounds! And that's what is so funny!
colin8507 4 years ago
And so now that all of the "non-watered down believers" have taken their turns making fun of Rob Bell, everyone who is frustrated by mainstream Christianity is now suddenly convinced that they should repent of "lukewarm theology" and return to doctrines, cliques, and fundamentalism.
Sarcasm aside though, the command is to Praise Christ because the gospel is still being preached through the latter, even if I disagree.
Drawthemoral 4 years ago
I would like to know why you made this video. What point are you trying to get across?
zbomb33 4 years ago
it's funny, hee, hee! what other point does it have to have. Loosen up.
dagney1227 4 years ago
this video is sweet
well done
it is not insulting to rob bell
it is just interesting
and has some good theology thrown in there
but also some skewed stuff
PixiAngel1984 4 years ago
Sure, it's a great video in a way because you really get the way Rob Bell acts. Good impersonator.. my appreciations for that... But I guess the content of what Rob Bell is saying never really got through to you. I think WHAT he says is really life changing. I'm really glad that there are people like Rob Bell who are so passionate about making a difference.
able80 4 years ago
Why are you judging me for something I didn't say? I just think It's a funny video. I said nothing about Rob Bell and his passion.
davidthebravid 4 years ago
Hey David, I did not mean to judge anyone here. I also didn't mean to refer to your comment. I was addressing 'Lincoln Hawk', also saying he's a good actor. Apart from that, regarding Rob Bell, I just thought that what s.o. has to say is important, not how he sais it.
able80 4 years ago
ok.
davidthebravid 4 years ago
"making a difference?" What does that mean!!! No...what does it realllllyyyy Meaannn!!!!(Rob Bell voice over)
cowboy4ev2 4 years ago
This is seriously the best video on youtube! It is Hilarious!
davidthebravid 4 years ago
Wow. I can't tell the difference between him and the real Rob Bell.
randyl74 4 years ago
that is the BEST THING EVER! I just watched the heretic Bell talk about how God is a song... so this was VERY timely.
jesusfreakrkg 4 years ago
Just wondering.....how is he a heretic?
goonole 4 years ago
states forgiven people are in hell... that Jesus didn't mean his way is the only way to salvation... etc.
jesusfreakrkg 4 years ago
Can you back that up...link? Just wondering, not jumping on you.
goonole 4 years ago
"Velvet Elvis" pg 146
hope that helps
jesusfreakrkg 4 years ago
youre totally taken what he said in the wrong
i do believe he worded it odd
but the message was saying that everyone had the possibility of being saved
some chose christ and had the forgiveness make an impact on there life and some didnt but it was there for all for the taking
hes saying the same thing every other church preaches every sunday morning just wording it a little different
vernaholic 4 years ago
"states forgiven people are in hell"
who are you to say who's forgiven
Matthew 25
mark927 4 years ago
I want to be a fire ball for jesus!!!
This video is BRILLIANT! I laughed my ass off!
kgambit 4 years ago
Yes, I think he IS mocking Rob Bell. It's about time someone did.
porkyfedwell 4 years ago
So funny! Rob Bell needs to remove himself from public life.
rf1997 4 years ago
Noomalicious... emerging satire is wonderful! Thank you Lincoln Hawk, whoever you are.
pastorlaurac 4 years ago
This is probably my favorite of all the Rob Bell pardoies
DrSayre 4 years ago
lol. oh my goodness, this is hilarious!
speedy3816 4 years ago
excellent impersonation.
it was very well done. =]
jakehash2009 4 years ago
funny
GuineaPog 4 years ago
love it! soo funny!
lynnduh07 4 years ago
mj
sbogs10 4 years ago
I've talked with Lincoln about this and I think I jumped the gun a bit. I have been working with people who subtley mock things that they don't understand or agree with. I assumed that Lincoln was doing this - it smelled like that to me.
My contact with Mars Hill and Rob Bell has brought me nothing but blessings, so it saddens and frustrates me when people try to spread disrespect for the things God is doing and has used in my life.
swplan76 4 years ago
i agree, in a way. but it does kinda seem like hes mocking rob bell. which kinda doesnt set well with me.
godschildDUDEAMEN 4 years ago
haha. rob bell was a speaker at a conference i went to last november in england. hes a great character. i really dont think he would mind this video either. lincoln... youre a mad man. in a good way... of course. mad genius is more accurate.
SongstaForLife 4 years ago
Its so sad to me that the world is full of critics. Critics can't see past quirkiness people have, they pick on them. They try to take good things and spin them to make them seem foolish. For those who created this: your worth is not found in your ability to feel superior to others, or to knock other people down. I have learned under Robs leadership that it our cunning mostly leads us away from God and into destruction. Mockers and slanderers are pharisees.
I'll pray for you.
swplan76 4 years ago
AMEN.
godschildDUDEAMEN 4 years ago
I think it's cool that the world is full of critics.
porkyfedwell 4 years ago
Some people are just to happy.
Its pretty scary.
pikez17 4 years ago
i like rob bell!
ahahahaha
pakdee813 4 years ago