Woman crashes Yamaha R1 1998 O.O

[MrHappySnacky]

what the song

[fecto3210]

Stupid woman only had to let go of the front break. Instead she panics and does a star jump

[jimbo80982]

good thing her airbags deployed!

[voirinkeli]

dat asss

[MrMohammed420]

lesson learned : NEVER leave the kitchen

[RocknLester2011]

dumb broad



[GryllsAutumn]

@emtildeath Example: Ride a stunt bike which crashed god knows howmany times and flipped over his own head 8 times, Or ride a stunt bike which only has a few scratches?

It's man made so 1 crash could damage a part inside which you cannot see by just looking at it. Conclusion: Even if it's made for crashing it's always always better not to(refering to - it always matters- ) , And even if you do crash don't be a hero and stand on it jeez...

[GryllsAutumn]

@emtildeath >Always< matters.

[Omficouros]

@emtildeath if i had a bofriend to give me presents, money and his bike to crash whenever i want i would had the same balls like her yea. Iam sorry but iam not gona crash my 10.000 euro motorbike and then step on it for fun.. Lights out.

[kdx200man]

@emtildeath yeah probably not, cause they all ride like a real biker.........properly and not like a twat!!!!! oh P.S stop being so sexist you dick!

[SexyToshi]

People who post comment more than once on this video are the true internet warriors

[prinzeugen]

getaway kitchen ?

[Numberfucking1]

BMX?! Why am I even bothering to reply . . . have a nice life.

[Numberfucking1]

@emtildeath Don't give me that. I just checked out your vids and they're shit.

[Mrturkeyhunter100]

@emtildeath I'm the 1%

[Numberfucking1]

What an idiot. She has no idea.

[massimo973kilo]

Why don't you just let ladies go outside instead of the stupid joke'' tha a wierd looking kitchen '' or '' get back in the kitchen'' ????

[oxedbrox]

having the time of her life outside the kitchen

[420clinic]

Brandi Valdez!pro rider!



[wav5000kb]

woman driving-epic fail

woman on bike-disaster

[aciidphreeek]

Hey that's a funny looking kitchen!

[Mrstupidcommentbelow]

@aciidphreeek hey that joke is 3 years old and not funny anymore!

[aciidphreeek]

@Mrstupidcommentbelow hey sexist jokes are always funny

[Freeker]

you can always tell a man from a woman... this one however has left her natural habitat and wondered off out of the the kitchen... poor thing...

[Shirokinukatsukami]

@Freeker

Old joke, and it was funnier when somebody else told it. People like you who are always the last to hear something make me sad.

[Freeker]

@Shirokinukatsukami

lol ppl like you that take the time to reply to old jokes can suck it

[Shirokinukatsukami]

@Freeker

It is an old joke, but you are the one that said it just recently, so that makes you ummmm... pathetic. And when somebody calls you on your over-all lameness and unoriginality, you have a little temper tantrum and cry like a bitch. Wow, you really do seem like a total loser.

[Freeker]

@Shirokinukatsukami

please take more time and make more effort to reply to someone over youtube...

sincerely,

someone who doesn't give a damn

[Shirokinukatsukami]

@Freeker

"sincerely, someone who doesn't give a damn"

Ummm, you do understand that the very fact you responded to my posting stating that you don't give a damn actually means the exact opposite, right? Wow, stupid as well as being a loser. i guess that is why we get dated, fourth-hand "jokes" from the likes of low-grade wits like you, eh?

Wonderful. Do us all a favour and keep the jokes you stole from somebody else to yourself, OK?

[Freeker]

@Shirokinukatsukami

just give up... clearly you are missing the real joke... being you and your reply on youtube... lololololol you're no doubt some fat bitch that needs to get over whatever low Self-esteem issues you are having and get laid...

good day to you

[bliglum]

I woud'nt call that a crash.. More of a topple really! LOL.

[tupfent]

Respawning in the kitchen 3...2...1...

[HauntedKitty777]

re-spawning in kitchen in 3...2...1...

[Sk1llzzX]

That's a weird looking kitchen....

[LUXXXable]

she' s so idiot.

[Rpwolfsh]

@LUXXXable hahahaha you must be one of them

[LUXXXable]

@Rpwolfsh why? ç___ç

[Demrush]

Treat your bike badly and it'll kill you.

[majormadass]

thats not an R1

[coleiskewl]

It's ok I'll just stand on top of the bike so somebody can see me also note to self learn which brake I should use at high speeds

[prinzeugen]

suzuki gsxr 750 ruff ride here. no chicks involved :-)

watch?v=2Nv8XABaOfY

[DANNYHEADSHOT]

What kind of evil person would stand on top of a poor bike after dropping it? Well that just goes to show what happens to women if they spend too much time away from the kitchen.

[DANNYHEADSHOT]

Well, the video description makes absolutely no fucking sense...

[Snodge182]

this is why women shouldn't be allowed bikes, they got the right for cars but a line should be drawn with bikes its a testosterone thing :)

[Honk3n]

I guess her boobs are heavier than her ass...

[FireSt0orm]

Where is the 7th second?

[wa67jr]

@FireSt0orm First sign of the apocalypse: Vanishing numbers O_o

[FlyingScottieX]

@FireSt0orm Narnia

[christian350zdude]

That is a big kitchen, she can even ride a motorcycle in it

[38queenpittman38t]

so let me show you how far i can go

[noambiard]

TOO BIG ASS

[Omen4500]

Well there's your problem.... She's a woman.

[billboy1616]

No fail , big time !!

[RUsucks]

aaahhh, go back to the kitchen!

[TheOriginalGayman]

Stop playing with your bike. I cant do nothing but laugh to people who fall down with their bike when they were playing around.

[MrPatrykose997]

głupia cipa



[noneed4aname199]

Bike: "women get off me and make me a sandwich!!!" haha

[fuscian]

@emtildeath only u have the balls and the skill you are all that is man.

[MrAlzu85]

Did any1 see my mom with my dads Yamaha R1 -98 ?

[FuXOuT]

I didn't know that an higway between kitchen and bedroom could really exist.

[JannetZofialb693]

hm and get hot with me

[yipschnip]

836 people are women

[OddStance]

why does this have so many dislikes??? haters

[fghfhg1212121]

your kitchen is calling you

[doomage121]

hahahah After woman smashed bike she jump on top it, and screamd loud '' I suck''

[91judyyoung65g]

so I'm a crazy American girl

[RooR2027]

@91judyyoung65g the male translation, you mean: youre very annoying to everyone around you and people only put up with you cause you have tits and a pussy

[ghostft50cent]

thats not a crash....thats a stunt leard from the cocking book

[CarpForFun]

sure is an r1? it seem a cbr

[killyoulikeapig]

that's a funny kitchen!

[MojeYTube]

hahahahahaha she let go handlebars when she was on front wheel :D

[djukaso]

look, no hands... lol

[remyteyss]

Pffff, déja, une femme sur une moto...

[TeeMuKing1]

womens... always if they dont know what to do.. just release your hands..

[fluffypurr]

What is this kitchen obsession you all have? She hit the front brake, it must have hurt, although she bluffed it out...you guys would have been on the floor crying about your dented ego and bike! hahaha

[all2crafty]

She should stay in the kitchen.

[mnymatt]

Stay in the kitchen woman, please!

[DaniBravooo]

Whats up with these kitchen comments ?? Every video i go to there's always someone that has to say something about staying in the kitchen ... Not funny anymore

[matero8690]

pora iamaca

[theguyyah]

ouch!

[crocop4life]

why did she jump on top of the bike like that?

[rthing]

@crocop4life they do that to act like every thing is cool and they aint hurt etc....

[HardiHawleriKURD]

@crocop4life she acteully tried to lift up the bike with her feets on the bike, then she noticed that, she tought i just stand up on the bike that makes sence ahahaha

[Rubennze]

@crocop4life cuz she didnt wanna be ashames and hoped on an applause

[juicer404]

@crocop4life

to make it look like it was all apart of her performance!!

[JEFFREY2817]

i bet shes better at riding dick...

[1954malberts]

That's an odd looking stove.

[Armaangandevia1]

big deal ok

[montgomerynathameion]

lol

[28515johnny]

If she stayed in the kitchen that wouldn't had happen

[LozoGASStudio]

she had it! but then she did that woman thing that woman's do

[GJEihwaz]

God, she is so beautiful... The woman is nice too, but R1 - wow...

[rax188]

Poor thing­

[XxdieforhonestyxX]

maybe if she wouldn't of let go and tried to free fall from 3ft in the air she wouldn't of wiped out \:P

[beeferetown]

Good thing she don't have balls. Or does she?

[sukhjeetgrewal07]

isnt she supposed to be in KITCHEN!!!

[coolhandcanada]

Probably a woman!

[MarkE2099]

why was she standing on top of the bike after asif she ws about to do some star jumps :L

[vreaulogin]

women + r1= FAIL!  fukin cunt =))

[SteveBlues87]

You see, when you first crash, it doesn't hurt, because of the adrenaline that kicks in straight away. Give it 5 minutes and she'd have been on the floor crying in pain.

[alynwhite]

why did she crash? because she's a woman

[AntDX316]

I thinks he tried to epic no hand it balancing the bike while balancing her on a 90 degree position

[IllaGladysaz644]

hihi i love uk

[LordKaisen]

i agree her ass is win.

[aleksandarfriscic]

worst sandwich EVER!

[KingRizlaa]

YEAH SHES A WOMAN SHE BELONGS IN A KITCHEN HAHAHAHAHROFLLOLOLOL FAGS! The women driver thing is shit and boring.

[IFreemanI]

Niiice, bitch. Now, bring my bacon sandwich.

[wiktor730]

Music??

[spidey20]

if only she let of the brake instead of the handlebars, i mean i cant endo and never tried it myself but i know the technicalities

[fraciccioful]

Go to cook...is better!!!!ahahahahahahhahaha

[papadopoulos60]

womens!!!!!!



[87Bobii]

Woman... the word itself is enough to explaine 1 billion rows of arguments, point.

[MikkoMuhis]

@87Bobii

Well, I would like to see you success in that then, Do a wheelie, while doing that, remove your hands from bar and lean back and balance the bike without touching throttle or brake. I guess that is what she tried.

[87Bobii]

@MikkoMuhis I ride for like 6 years, I can do a wheelie, I can do some tricks (safe ones) without hands. But why would I do this? The better question, why would I even try to do this on a 1000cc and expensive bike. Buy something smaller to experiment with it, and buy it used, not new. And I guess, she tried to do it without hands for 2-3 seconds, because you CAN'T balance a bike like this for like more then 3 seconds. At least I, do not know any man alive who can do it, specially on this bike.

[87Bobii]

@87Bobii I don't know if you're into bikes, but doing it on the rear wheel is something else, you can learn to ride it without hands, in very slow speed tho, and in circuits mostly, because its easier to balance. But you just can't ride like that on the front wheel, its just impossible. You CAN do it for a short moment as I said, let off and grab back fast again. And, that's the short moment who was enough to lose control. I think I'm 95% guessing right that she never did that before.. = crash.

[EddieErion929]

@87Bobii -what the hell are u talking about? She bailed off because she got spooked that the endo went higher then she expected-she wasnt trying a no handed endo u morons-

[sponserdsk8ter]

why are the highest comments "kitchen comments"? that just confirms you can't get or keep a girl. grow up and have fucking respect.

[87Bobii]

@sponserdsk8ter lol'ed at this point. You grow some balls, hairy balls, thanks, peace.

[sponserdsk8ter]

@87Bobii my point exactly

[mecawenl]

MAHHHHH BIKEEE U BITCHHH!!!!

[moparbrent760]

Hahaha damn... That's a better bail than I can probably do hahahahahaha

[surf403]

WHAT A FAT ASS NASTY FUCKING HOE!!! GET OFF THE BIKE BITCH. BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS WRECKED IT.

[StudioGoldsmith]

Whyd she jump

[MfilipeCD]

SHE ROLLED OVER HERSELF, SHE KNOWS HOW TO FALL.

WONDER IF SHE CAN ROLL LIKE THAT, COOKING A NICE LASAGNA.

[4c00h]

even though it was a silly way to fall she fell pretty good, nice reflexes

[UnDiaSinHuella]

jajajajajaja

[airflind100]

dumb bitch

[Dem0nz890]

and then she fucking stands on it? tell me she got slapped and set proper right after?!!

[kjonh2]

hihihihi i bet she got hurt on that sweet tities :p pour boyfriend, 2 or 3 days without touching it :p

[kjonh2]

hihihihi

[JennyTheAngel]

hahahah xDD

wie blöd :D

[habanerat]

She bruised her fallopian tube! Hehe!

[xeronicus]

bunch of idiots here, my Fiancé is something like 5'6 and she drives a gorram

BMW 1000RR, yes she has laid over her bike before, but everyone has, and if you haven't, then your not a real rider.

EVERYONE will lay down a bike once or twice, I fail to see how being male or female has anything to do with it.

[nornironbloke]

these kitchen jokes really still hilarious from people who were bullied and blame their mothers for being ladyboys and hate women from an intel inside idiot outside computer, KITCHEN JOKES= WANKERS R US and those who thumb up these stupid comments buy one get a hundred free,if any of you twats actually have a bike take on Jenny Tinmouth at TT you kitchen fucking freaks and only kitchen jokes will be the fucking hospital drip your hooked up to! bet google gonna receive a lot of Jenny Tinmouth ???

[OMGGP]

look mommie, no hands!

xD

[MsJadedmind]

So, when a woman wrecks a motorcycle its because women don't know how to ride. OK, so what is it when a man wrecks a motorcycle? I am sooooo sure you wont say the same about him. How about " whats good for the goose is good for the gander"  sounds fair to me.

[ultrasbabilone]

ridiculous !!

[cassicerious]

Watch CAS and SAPH COMEDY

[Audrion3]

Shit

[benerificable]

thats just funny (and harmless)

[Johnsbkmadness]

and if that wasnt enough, lets all stand on the bike and jump and yell YIPEE on the top of our voices!

[a7xfreak48]

my moms 45 and rides a gsx-r. she's been riding street since she was 17. dirt since she was 5. 100 bucks says she can beat ur asses any day. thats trash....to talk like that about women. its disqusting

[venom400]

I am about tired of people implying that girls cannot do dangerous things , the kitchen can be quite a dangerous place too !

[reesk92]

err i dont know what id slap her hardest for 1 crashing the machine or 2 standing on it like that i wish i was there shed be all like yay i crashed and id go boom off the are you alright not you the fucking bike

[GDOBSSOR]

You realise I have a friend who has an Aprilia 650cc and she's never had a serious off in about 30 years of riding.

[01newbold]

She looked stupid enough crashing the bike but then stood on it as if she had conquered it?

[TIIIMMMMEEEEYYY]

weird kitchen....

[noxious89123]

Err... It's a stunt bike, hence the mismatched fairings and wheels. Also why she's quite happy to stand on the tank after dropping it.

[stormagus5]

"WE SAW THE WOMEN HANDLING ALREADY. cars, helicopters, bicycles, in everything what they handle hit, GOOD NOW WE SHOW THEM; WOMAN IN MOTORBIKE. they already know what it spends..."

WTH?! Your spelling and grammar are deplorable. If you're going to insult women, at least do so legibly. Idiot.

[123MIURA]

I hope you will die of penis cancer you arseholes. Now I'm going to watch 100 of videos with men crashing and hurting themselves buhahahaha (evil laughter). You are unfair mofos.

Idiotic title and idiotic comments deserve idiotic reply, because you are too idiotic to face the truth about your infanilism.

Your mums must be whores too...

[toaccgiadb]

@123MIURA oh virginity over 25 must really took a tol on you.i wish you the best with your problem

[123MIURA]

@toaccgiadb I wish you guys were able to prove your manhood in some better way, than insulting 60% of the World's population - like little chavs before their first ejaculation always do.

[LuktarGvendur]

women lol

[streetcycles1985]

I would love to see half of these chauvinistic commenters try an endo. Much less not whine like a little baby after they fall.

[ghostft50cent]

that was the front brake not the clutch....

[supernobama2]

bike said your ass is 2 fat get off my you ditch pig !

[KutEmUp5]

haha dumb girl. "hooray im an idiot"

[JazzFiveO]

Good reaction :)

[RimmerTube]

Moronic. I would prefer to see a proper stoppie by the masturbators leaving silly comments.

[atsilaya99]

happy ending!! haha

[dealemaassalto]

is the bike ok ?