yep, three or four theories of evolucion and all of them contradict themselves.....they are not sure, but they contradict each ther, find out about that.
fandeley Biggest best seller and there is not book like the word of God, millions are sold every year and more people read it than any book in the world, no one can beat it. It is printed in many lenguajes, to bad people don't realise they need it to know the will of God in their lives, People need the Lord.
@philosophyphantic199 prove me that God does not exist , I don't judge anybody the word of God spoken but his son Jesus will judge us all on the day of resurection.
@mariomorales62 You want to prove he doesn't exist? Okay. Look up evolution, Abio genesis, The Big Bang, the fact that there are hundreds of different religions instead of just one, the fact that the earth is billions of years old and not a few thousand like the bible says. I could go on and on. OWNED BITCH.
@philosophyphantic199 Whiny ass atheists remind me of a two-year old throwing a fit. It is so funny to see them rant and rave and spew and sputter. God just sits up there on His throne laughing.
@philosophyphantic199 What is also "amusing" about simple-minded atheists is how you dogmatically insist that He is "imaginary" when you cannot prove that assertion. If you were an intellectually honest man of science, you would simply say, "I don't know if there is a god or not bc I see no evidence." But, of course, it isn't about intellect or honesty, is it?
@leatherneck204 Fucking retard. I just basically proved all of the reasons to doubt your gods existence. By the way, you sure as hell CAN'T prove he does exist. Poor delusional brainwashed little sheep.
@philosophyphantic199 Typical evidence-free atheist retort. You claimed to "prove" something, but I went back over your posts and all I see is profane, childish insults. Did I miss something?
@philosophyphantic199 What did you send? A URL? There is no such thing anywhere above. PS: Thank you for the "Typical dumb ass oblivious christian" remark. It proves my point about "childish insults" better than I ever could.
@leatherneck2044 You want to prove he doesn't exist? Okay. Look up evolution, Abio genesis, The Big Bang, the fact that there are hundreds of different religions instead of just one, the fact that the earth is billions of years old and not a few thousand like the bible says. I could go on and on. OWNED BITCH.
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@creamyfilling102 It doesn't make anyone bad, were already bad, and yet we don't become perfect, but a chritian should be growing in sanctification. There's justification, sanctifiation (through the Word) and then when the body dies and goes to heaven, there's perfection. The perfected state.
@Sephlock references another episode where Jerry comments that Elaine's building smells like potatoes and then later Kramer falls through Elaine's neighbor's door and says "whoa, thats a lot of potatoes!"
Coffee, donut, AND devil's food cake, George? You better get to Jenny's. Me, too, for that matter. Or maybe I should meet with Rebecca Howe for some Organic Liaisons?
this episode contains the two of the best quotes out of all the seinfeld episodes "feels like an arbys night" and "you stole my jesus fish didnt you?" haha make me roflol every time. :DD
@falcoperegrinus82 omg i always think that when I watch this episode! The way she says it is so great, I hate that they cut it out for time!! "And the heat! My god,the heat!" LOL I love elaine
how did those things ever get called "jesus fish" when in reality they are the symbols for PETER! You know what's really hilarious? when You see one of those damned fool "fish" or "cross" cars greatly exceeding the speed limits and even driving dangerously! what respect for the "laws of the land" of which they are commanded to obey. just a bunch of self righteous assholes.......JESUS!!!!
Thank G-d i'm a JEW!!!! it's okeh that You're "saved", i love being CHOSEN!
@DazedSpy2 and by the way,did You not realize that all of these characters are JEWISH, including Julia Louis-Dreyfuss who plays a christian on the show along with Jason Alexander? check Your other favorite shows and You will observe that most of the actors,directors,producers,support personnel are JEWISH! You may just as well turn off Your television and stop going to movies You piece of SELF RIGHTEOUS WHITE TRASH FECES!!!!
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@sayeretmatkal17021 Yeah the Jews were the chosen ones but unfortunately they couldn't even recognize the Son of God when he was right before them. So if you are a jew today your ancestors missed the boat and the deal with God is off.
@Each21 who says he was the "son of G-D" anyway? (and son of G-D) is a term for an angel. that's Your belief and there were alot of "messiahs" running around at the time. also, Your own "testament" contradicts itself especially between the disciples of matthew and the disciples of luke. the book of jude makes 3 references to the pseudapigrapha books,"the assumption of Moses", "Adam and Eve", "Enoch"(which was the first book used by the church but discarded by the catholics.
@Each21 and who's to say the Moslems are incorrect? mohammed was witnessed by several as riding up into heaven whereas Jesus Christ was witnessed by few in ascending? oh, where di Mary die anyway? You don't know? other books that Your churches discarded states Ephesus. look, Jesus christ couldn't even save himself, was quite bipolar in his behavior(winston churchill was also bipolar), and why did it take a "kiss" to identify him when THE WHOLE POPULATION OF YERUSHALAYIM SAW HIM RIDE INTO TOWN?!
@sayeretmatkal17021 Dude Jesus died for a reason. To give humanity salvation. The payment for sin is death and to go to hell and died for us so dude i wouldn't be calling him a wimp. First of all when Jesus gave the Romans a kiss it was dark and the Romans were trying to kill Jesus because they thought he wasn't the Messiah. Also when Jesus gave them a kiss he wasn't making miracles or preaching. And the Muslims are not correct, but also not stupid but lost. And you are lost too.
@AlaskaMan782 Your own English 4 GOSPELS even disagree with one another on the whole "tomb" story!!!!!!!! also, even You luke (said writer of "acts") even disagrees with the matthew in the judas story!!!!!!!!
now that You take Your "testament" so literally, then you would have thought that Your Jesus could have gotten it correct when he wrote it, after all, You do claim that it is the INSPIRED and LITERAL word of
G-d!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...oh, You and that fish You rode in on!!!!
@sayeretmatkal17021 I pity you. Even if you don't agree with another's point of view you mock him. Live life blindly if so you choose it don't matter to us, there'll be more room for us up there :) peace....
@fairyfellermaster who cares? room up there, room up where? in the clouds??!! so such a self righteous idiot as Yourself has a first class ticket and you know it??!! which church are you in? Jc was a JEW and died a JEW and his followers started the church, one church, so how do You have 450 different churches when there was only 1 originally and it wasn't the catholics either?! it's good to know that You are the one JUDGING from Your self righteous throne....You and the one you rode in on!!!!!!
@fairyfellermaster AND You do realize that practically all of the people on this show are JEWS,don't You??!! even Julia Louis-Dreyfus that played Elaine is JEWISH!!!! and i believe that Puddy is also a JEW in actual life, here in reality.
@Each21 and by the way, do You Follow the teachings of Jesus Christ or are You just another pew warmer who sings"how one loves Jesus" but all the time is practicing the total opposite? by the way, when THE MESSIAH comes, You won't recognize THE MESSIAH at all. by the way, there are over 400 churches! Jesus christ said that there would only be one, so which one of all of this Christian mess is the TRUE CHURCH?! You can't even agree among Yourselves!
@Each21 i know! each time You wanted to do things Your way and not Your own Jesus christ way, You got mad and justified Your own differences with the original church and then started Your own church(what heresy!) of course it all started with the roman catholics and continued ever after. the church of rome broke from the east when they wanted to bring instrumental music into worship and make the priests cellabate. You need to "study all things to show Yourself approved unto G-D" (Your own text)
@sayeretmatkal17021 Dude the fish was used as a code to get into the secret church for Christians. One man would draw half of the fish and if the other man knew what was going on he would finish the fish and be let in. Also in the bible Jesus was able to give one fish and one loaf of bread to like a crowd of like thousands to properly feed them all. The fish is used many times in the bible, and used by Jesus and the Christians.
Hahahahah. Finally, some Christians on the show. Except...they're the enemy? :/ but I love the scene where he's like 'i'm not the one going to hell' hahah they showed that part of the clip at church yesterday. Hilarious. I am disappointed that apparently he isn't waiting till marriage to do IT. Kinda hypocrital Christian. Ps I want a Jesus fish for my car :)
@MollyTammale i totally agree!!! lawl it's like Puddy and Elaine sleep together that night, then start arguing about her going to hell( and yes i want a jesus fish too!)
i was watching this episode earlier tonight, i came to look it up again because it's one of my favorite scenes/episodes with puddy... well all scenes with puddy are favorites =) haha hes so funny i love him!
People, go to a religous-themed video to argue about this stuff.
EPYFC 4 days ago
"Sorry. Thou shalt not steal." Rofl..
reverendreg 1 week ago
Well of course Puddy is a CHRISTian. He's the DUMBEST character on the show! Buh DUR!!
lonebison 2 weeks ago
How unbeleivably short-sighted and arrogant of atheists to say that God does not exist just bc "I can't see Him" What a bunch of mental toddlers!
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
@leatherneck2044 LOL Idiot.
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
I love how atheists make dogmatic statements like "God is imaginary" when they can't possibly prove or verify such a statement.
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
yep, three or four theories of evolucion and all of them contradict themselves.....they are not sure, but they contradict each ther, find out about that.
mariomorales62 2 weeks ago
@mariomorales62 Educate yourself, retard
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
fandeley Biggest best seller and there is not book like the word of God, millions are sold every year and more people read it than any book in the world, no one can beat it. It is printed in many lenguajes, to bad people don't realise they need it to know the will of God in their lives, People need the Lord.
mariomorales62 2 weeks ago
who wanto be a christian???the bible is the biggest marketing scam ever
fandeley 2 weeks ago
@philosophyphantic199 prove me that God does not exist , I don't judge anybody the word of God spoken but his son Jesus will judge us all on the day of resurection.
mariomorales62 2 weeks ago
@mariomorales62 You want to prove he doesn't exist? Okay. Look up evolution, Abio genesis, The Big Bang, the fact that there are hundreds of different religions instead of just one, the fact that the earth is billions of years old and not a few thousand like the bible says. I could go on and on. OWNED BITCH.
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
@philosophiphantic199 Well whether you like it or no hell exist and you still going there....
mariomorales62 2 weeks ago
@mariomorales62 Prove hell exists. :D
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
@mariomorales62 You're the one going to hell. You just judged someone. HAHAHA
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
So....Puddy won't steal a newspaper, but he will shack up with Elaine.
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
jesus...
kzufolo1 3 weeks ago
"So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?" "Dumb and lazy I understand." lolol
1987Acatt 3 weeks ago
Elain: Well, I'm going to hell
Jerry: Well that's seems about right
hahahaha
PeaceVeggieeNate 3 weeks ago
If there is no hell, then God is unjust.
leatherneck2044 1 month ago
@leatherneck2044 Your god is already an unjust baby killing genocidal asshole.
philosophyphantic199 3 weeks ago
@philosophyphantic199 Awwwh, poor baby. Got some God issues, do we? Bless your little heart.
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
@leatherneck2044 Bless your little heart for believing in fairy tales. :D
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
@philosophyphantic199 Whiny ass atheists remind me of a two-year old throwing a fit. It is so funny to see them rant and rave and spew and sputter. God just sits up there on His throne laughing.
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
@leatherneck2044 You're immature statements are what's most reminiscent of "whiny ass two year old". LOL Dumb ass.
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
@philosophyphantic199 :) Keep on ranting. This is amusing both to me and to God.
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
@leatherneck2044 I' m glad your imaginary friend is amused. :D
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
@philosophyphantic199 What is also "amusing" about simple-minded atheists is how you dogmatically insist that He is "imaginary" when you cannot prove that assertion. If you were an intellectually honest man of science, you would simply say, "I don't know if there is a god or not bc I see no evidence." But, of course, it isn't about intellect or honesty, is it?
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
@leatherneck204 Fucking retard. I just basically proved all of the reasons to doubt your gods existence. By the way, you sure as hell CAN'T prove he does exist. Poor delusional brainwashed little sheep.
philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
@philosophyphantic199 " I just basically proved all of the reasons to doubt your gods existence." You did? Where?
leatherneck2044 2 weeks ago
@leatherneck2044 You really are stupid aren't you?
philosophyphantic199 1 day ago
@philosophyphantic199 Typical evidence-free atheist retort. You claimed to "prove" something, but I went back over your posts and all I see is profane, childish insults. Did I miss something?
leatherneck2044 1 day ago
@leatherneck2044 I just sent it to you, you fucking retard. Typical dumb ass oblivious christian.
philosophyphantic199 1 day ago
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@philosophyphantic199 What did you send? A URL? There is no such thing anywhere above. PS: Thank you for the "Typical dumb ass oblivious christian" remark. It proves my point about "childish insults" better than I ever could.
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@leatherneck2044 You want to prove he doesn't exist? Okay. Look up evolution, Abio genesis, The Big Bang, the fact that there are hundreds of different religions instead of just one, the fact that the earth is billions of years old and not a few thousand like the bible says. I could go on and on. OWNED BITCH.
philosophyphantic199 1 day ago
Well Puddy is right, he has a great point.... the truth is whether people like it or not hell is real and many will go there.
mariomorales62 1 month ago
@mariomorales62 Fuck you.
philosophyphantic199 3 weeks ago
LOL like Elaine, I always start off explaining a problem with "Here's one!"
foccha 1 month ago
"I think it's neat. You don't hear that much about god anymore." Great line.
hagenar 2 months ago
Is is CHRISTian? ....or is it Christian? I'll check wiki.
SoCalDualSport 2 months ago
And then he paints his face red and wear a Devil's shirt.
nyhtml 3 months ago
"Don't BOSS Me!" :P I love that guy's lines. : )
drvenkman1981 3 months ago
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they are both going to hell if they if they don't get saved for real
icemanx2117 3 months ago
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EmceeWhiteNoise 4 months ago
Puddy does joes voice on family guy
irockyoutwice 4 months ago
PUDDY IS A LEGEND!! HAHAHA
JesusRad20 4 months ago
Is it a problem that I'm not?
-not for me
Why not?
-well i'm not the one going to hell
HAHA classic
SumMer70401 4 months ago 22
@SumMer70401 LET JESUS FUCK YOU
philosophyphantic199 3 weeks ago
Is it Puddy or Putty?
Yeedeed 4 months ago
George has a subliminal diet.
steeev11 4 months ago 16
@steeev11
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!
1y9b9b 1 day ago
Funniest episode ever! I love this guy puddy haha.
puffyclouddd1 4 months ago
"Its gonna be rough" Classic
jomocheatham 5 months ago
so being a christian makes you a bad person?
creamyfilling102 5 months ago
@creamyfilling102 No. But liking christian rock does.
harry426 4 months ago
@creamyfilling102 It doesn't make anyone bad, were already bad, and yet we don't become perfect, but a chritian should be growing in sanctification. There's justification, sanctifiation (through the Word) and then when the body dies and goes to heaven, there's perfection. The perfected state.
Shoots1978 4 months ago
gonna be rough
rodawgy 5 months ago
I like how suggestible George is in this episode (fish sticks, coffee and a donut, devil's food cake). LOL
CitizenGatsby 5 months ago
Puddy - you stole my jesus fish didn't you?!
Elaine - YA THATS RIGHT BLEAEAEA!!
miiman789 6 months ago
Not like those real musicians who think they're cool and hip
nayajhen 6 months ago 4
Not like those real musicians with their complicated shoes.
nayajhen 6 months ago 2
joe swanson's voice....awesome!!!
LASuperboy 6 months ago
"So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious..?"
"Dumb and lazy i understand."
:D :D
lillewombat 6 months ago
I like Elaine's idea of Hell (ragged clothing, caves, sweating)...
2010metsfan 6 months ago
Leave it to George say something wierd in this situation.
Newenlightenmentnow 6 months ago
Oh, sad - it's missing the line, "And the heat, my God, the HEAT!"
CaptWildcat14 7 months ago 3
@CaptWildcat14 i know right?! i was waiting for it, but it was mercilessly cut out :(
lillewombat 6 months ago
@CaptWildcat14 That's my favorite part.
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The way Jerry drinks his milkshake at 2:51 - 2:52 makes me crack up.
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ParkzVidz 7 months ago
"David, I'm going to hell"
"I know, its going to be rough!"
LOL!!! such a brilliant line!
groblerg 7 months ago 2
I love how she just comes walks in the restaurant and says "Here's one!" Pretty much sums up the whole series.
am221 7 months ago
it's strange that he would say this considering that his all-time favorite team is the New York Devils hockey team
night7729 7 months ago
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amandaNO457 7 months ago
boo, its the syndicated version. missing the line "and the heat, my god, the heat!" after the ragged clothing :(
antourte 7 months ago
how can puddy be dumb if he can take apart a fuel injector? "you stole my jesus fish!" lolol
acedaface954 7 months ago
Did you notice that when Elaine takes off at the beginning, Puddy isn't on the sidewalk in the background?
doriangz 7 months ago
aaand a slice of devils food cake.
LOLUFAIL123 7 months ago
@LOLUFAIL123 lolol smh ah costanza, costanza..
acedaface954 7 months ago
A) I've never seen a restaurant that serves donuts. and 2) They didn't even ask what kind he wanted. They just brought out a chocolate donut.
As for Elaine's trip to Hell? Gonna be rough...
ninjayang 7 months ago
Jerry, do you have any fish sticks?
BradWest96 8 months ago
Dumb and lazy I understand! LOL :D
andreskizzo 8 months ago
"Mister Potato guy"?
Sephlock 8 months ago
@Sephlock references another episode where Jerry comments that Elaine's building smells like potatoes and then later Kramer falls through Elaine's neighbor's door and says "whoa, thats a lot of potatoes!"
pem82sox 8 months ago
I find it funny that Puddy is Christian but he's a fan of the sports team the Devils
morningstar107 8 months ago
Coffee, donut, AND devil's food cake, George? You better get to Jenny's. Me, too, for that matter. Or maybe I should meet with Rebecca Howe for some Organic Liaisons?
marasu66 9 months ago
2:00 & 3:58 ROFLOLMFAO
superawesom12 9 months ago
this episode contains the two of the best quotes out of all the seinfeld episodes "feels like an arbys night" and "you stole my jesus fish didnt you?" haha make me roflol every time. :DD
mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe 9 months ago
JESUS? :-O lmao
MrTeedoubleu 9 months ago
JESUS.?.?.?.?... lmao
MrTeedoubleu 9 months ago
3:33 "alright what did i do?" SO fucking funny!!
davidp899 9 months ago
Actually sayeretmatka, Julia Louis-Dreyfus is not Jewish. Her father is a French Jew.
You are only Jewish from your mother, and if she is a Jew. It is believed that Julia is a Christian.
Saffron49 9 months ago
@Saffron49 Jews are an ethno-religious group. An ethnic group very closely affiliated with a religion. There are many Jews that are atheists.
SereneSatellites 9 months ago
Have you noticed how Puddy has his arm stretched out in a crucifixion pose when he talks about Arby's?
kurtispopp 9 months ago
@kurtispopp THEN THE EXACT SECOND L8R HE WASNT
superawesom12 9 months ago
Hahaha. Puddy
muszles 9 months ago
High five
nickmordo 9 months ago 2
YOU STOLE MY JESUS FISH!!
dumburd 10 months ago 2
,,,its gonna b rough... roflllllllllllll~~>> puddy`s lines lolllllllllll!!>>>
jdm19843 10 months ago
Funny video "thou shal not steal"
AlaskaMan782 10 months ago 2
Ever throw a house party and you can't get people to leave when it's over? Problem solved.............0:17.
dander337 10 months ago
wHAT DID WE SAY WHEN WE HIT OUR FINGERS BEFORE JESUS FARKING CHRIST.
1939PlymouthRatRod 10 months ago
You stole my Jesus fish!
One of my all-time FAVOURITE lines from the whole show!
AlainRacette1986 10 months ago
Elaine is so well done here--and then also, she'll be "well done" in Hell!
flabarple 10 months ago
In the previous episode she wears a crucifix.
IrinaR7 10 months ago
FEELS LIKE AN ARBYS NIGHT
jdavis61987 11 months ago 64
the scene with the priest is gold too
floowner 11 months ago
4 people got their jesus fishes stolen
snubatubbi 11 months ago
Hysterical! Puddy is so unemotional about his belief that Elaine is going (but, of course, he's not)! Funny episode!
50Violetta 1 year ago
That's why Elaine is such a lovable character. She's the embodiment of pure evil on earth!
Nomoreidsleft 1 year ago
And look what I priiiied off his bumperrrrr-a JESUS FISH!
MrBuch169169 1 year ago
@MrBuch169169 jerry do you got any fishsticks?
goreds03 1 year ago
yeah that's right
ZeekyBoogyDoog 1 year ago 2
george is so funny in this episode
DrPoon 1 year ago 2
sorry thou should not steal
goreds03 1 year ago
I f'in love this episode!
louisp 1 year ago
At 3:44, what happened to: "and the heat! my god, the heat"
falcoperegrinus82 1 year ago
@falcoperegrinus82 omg i always think that when I watch this episode! The way she says it is so great, I hate that they cut it out for time!! "And the heat! My god,the heat!" LOL I love elaine
SpoiledLogic 1 year ago
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shanaracen 1 year ago
you stole my Jesus fish!
hutchesaurus23 1 year ago
funny he is Joe Swanson the cripple on family guy
BJZnRPZ 1 year ago
I love George craving everything he hears in this episode. This show is genius.
Liface 1 year ago
...PUDDI PUDDI?
Tiny95 1 year ago
puddy is a smart ass and his non facial expressions make it even funnier
MRFREEZEYOU 1 year ago
"I'm not the one going to hell." ROFLMAO!
AmusedChild 1 year ago
and the heat! My God, the heat!
FuSoYa999 1 year ago 3
Maybe you can strike one up with the Prince of Darkness as you burn for all eternity
QuackyBear 1 year ago 31
where;s the part where she says "And the heat! My god, the heat!" ? LOL I love Elaine <3333
SpoiledLogic 1 year ago
LOL. I haven't seen the first 38 seconds before!
Elaine: "... Jesus..."
nordrassil1 1 year ago
I don't think I'd like to be in the same place FOR ETERNITY with Puddy... :-)
shmuli9 1 year ago
.....every knee will bow and every tougue confess.
fredthejunkman 1 year ago
OMG The writing was soo good, >:P
RebelHQ 1 year ago
Feels like an Arby's night.
7d7e7f7 1 year ago 3
Oh God, the ragged clothing!
aufbakhandleitung 1 year ago
Is George a gay fish???
bgdomino 1 year ago
how did those things ever get called "jesus fish" when in reality they are the symbols for PETER! You know what's really hilarious? when You see one of those damned fool "fish" or "cross" cars greatly exceeding the speed limits and even driving dangerously! what respect for the "laws of the land" of which they are commanded to obey. just a bunch of self righteous assholes.......JESUS!!!!
Thank G-d i'm a JEW!!!! it's okeh that You're "saved", i love being CHOSEN!
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago
@sayeretmatkal17021 kike.
DazedSpy2 1 year ago
@DazedSpy2 SELF RIGHTEOUS WHITE TRASH!!!!
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago 2
@DazedSpy2 and by the way,did You not realize that all of these characters are JEWISH, including Julia Louis-Dreyfuss who plays a christian on the show along with Jason Alexander? check Your other favorite shows and You will observe that most of the actors,directors,producers,support personnel are JEWISH! You may just as well turn off Your television and stop going to movies You piece of SELF RIGHTEOUS WHITE TRASH FECES!!!!
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago 4
@sayeretmatkal17021 lol u mad kike?
DazedSpy2 1 year ago
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@sayeretmatkal17021 Yeah the Jews were the chosen ones but unfortunately they couldn't even recognize the Son of God when he was right before them. So if you are a jew today your ancestors missed the boat and the deal with God is off.
Each21 1 year ago
@Each21 who says he was the "son of G-D" anyway? (and son of G-D) is a term for an angel. that's Your belief and there were alot of "messiahs" running around at the time. also, Your own "testament" contradicts itself especially between the disciples of matthew and the disciples of luke. the book of jude makes 3 references to the pseudapigrapha books,"the assumption of Moses", "Adam and Eve", "Enoch"(which was the first book used by the church but discarded by the catholics.
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago 3
@sayeretmatkal17021 Come on aren't people with religions suppose to be nice?
AlaskaMan782 10 months ago
@Each21 and who's to say the Moslems are incorrect? mohammed was witnessed by several as riding up into heaven whereas Jesus Christ was witnessed by few in ascending? oh, where di Mary die anyway? You don't know? other books that Your churches discarded states Ephesus. look, Jesus christ couldn't even save himself, was quite bipolar in his behavior(winston churchill was also bipolar), and why did it take a "kiss" to identify him when THE WHOLE POPULATION OF YERUSHALAYIM SAW HIM RIDE INTO TOWN?!
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago 4
@sayeretmatkal17021 Dude Jesus died for a reason. To give humanity salvation. The payment for sin is death and to go to hell and died for us so dude i wouldn't be calling him a wimp. First of all when Jesus gave the Romans a kiss it was dark and the Romans were trying to kill Jesus because they thought he wasn't the Messiah. Also when Jesus gave them a kiss he wasn't making miracles or preaching. And the Muslims are not correct, but also not stupid but lost. And you are lost too.
AlaskaMan782 10 months ago
@AlaskaMan782 Your own English 4 GOSPELS even disagree with one another on the whole "tomb" story!!!!!!!! also, even You luke (said writer of "acts") even disagrees with the matthew in the judas story!!!!!!!!
now that You take Your "testament" so literally, then you would have thought that Your Jesus could have gotten it correct when he wrote it, after all, You do claim that it is the INSPIRED and LITERAL word of
G-d!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...oh, You and that fish You rode in on!!!!
sayeretmatkal17021 10 months ago 2
@AlaskaMan782 Do You have any fishsticks? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
UNSCREW YOUR EARS AND LET YOUR LEGS FALL OFF.........SELF RIGHTEOUS BLIND FOOL!!!!!!!!
sayeretmatkal17021 10 months ago 3
@sayeretmatkal17021 I pity you. Even if you don't agree with another's point of view you mock him. Live life blindly if so you choose it don't matter to us, there'll be more room for us up there :) peace....
fairyfellermaster 9 months ago
@fairyfellermaster who cares? room up there, room up where? in the clouds??!! so such a self righteous idiot as Yourself has a first class ticket and you know it??!! which church are you in? Jc was a JEW and died a JEW and his followers started the church, one church, so how do You have 450 different churches when there was only 1 originally and it wasn't the catholics either?! it's good to know that You are the one JUDGING from Your self righteous throne....You and the one you rode in on!!!!!!
sayeretmatkal17021 9 months ago 3
@fairyfellermaster AND You do realize that practically all of the people on this show are JEWS,don't You??!! even Julia Louis-Dreyfus that played Elaine is JEWISH!!!! and i believe that Puddy is also a JEW in actual life, here in reality.
sayeretmatkal17021 9 months ago 3
@AlaskaMan782 Do you have any verifiable evidence to prove this bold claim?
Azraelseraphim 5 months ago
@Each21 and by the way, do You Follow the teachings of Jesus Christ or are You just another pew warmer who sings"how one loves Jesus" but all the time is practicing the total opposite? by the way, when THE MESSIAH comes, You won't recognize THE MESSIAH at all. by the way, there are over 400 churches! Jesus christ said that there would only be one, so which one of all of this Christian mess is the TRUE CHURCH?! You can't even agree among Yourselves!
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago 4
@sayeretmatkal17021 We are all in the same boat my friend, however, we just like to reside in different cabins.
TheTerminator2400 11 months ago
@TheTerminator2400 too bad that You are on the lowest deck
sayeretmatkal17021 11 months ago
@Each21 i know! each time You wanted to do things Your way and not Your own Jesus christ way, You got mad and justified Your own differences with the original church and then started Your own church(what heresy!) of course it all started with the roman catholics and continued ever after. the church of rome broke from the east when they wanted to bring instrumental music into worship and make the priests cellabate. You need to "study all things to show Yourself approved unto G-D" (Your own text)
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago 4
@sayeretmatkal17021 Who cares. This is a comedy show not the religious network.
Saffron49 1 year ago
@Saffron49 apparently 2 others did because i was bombarded with their comments and i did respond. really, i agree, who gives a s***!
sayeretmatkal17021 1 year ago
@sayeretmatkal17021 Dude the fish was used as a code to get into the secret church for Christians. One man would draw half of the fish and if the other man knew what was going on he would finish the fish and be let in. Also in the bible Jesus was able to give one fish and one loaf of bread to like a crowd of like thousands to properly feed them all. The fish is used many times in the bible, and used by Jesus and the Christians.
AlaskaMan782 10 months ago
that's right
george140772 1 year ago
2:00
ELAINE: So where do you want to eat?
BROCK SAMSON: Feels like an Arby's night.
PointeHollow 1 year ago 3
@PointeHollow Who's brock samson? It's neither the actor or the character.
studmuffffffin 1 year ago
LOL her Devil impression always cracks me up. XD.
DrewM01 1 year ago
feels like an arby's night.
haproductions01 1 year ago
lol i know a three year old we call puddy and his real name is CRISTIAN
what a quikidink
HEY YOU WOMAN LISTEN TO 94.1 THE FISH
Casting Crowns RULES
lol im using my bro's account........he forgot to log out xD
THUMBS UP IF YA THINK IM RIGHT ABOUT I KNOW A THREE YEAR OLD NAMED CHRISTIAN AND WE CALL HIM PUDDY
elidamanfoo 1 year ago
Jerry, do you have any fishsticks?
ChiBears346 1 year ago
love the Puddy!
browneize58 1 year ago 2
A JESUS FISH!
jdrevenge 1 year ago
complicated shoes...
DcEatsItsYoung 1 year ago
Hahahahah. Finally, some Christians on the show. Except...they're the enemy? :/ but I love the scene where he's like 'i'm not the one going to hell' hahah they showed that part of the clip at church yesterday. Hilarious. I am disappointed that apparently he isn't waiting till marriage to do IT. Kinda hypocrital Christian. Ps I want a Jesus fish for my car :)
MollyTammale 1 year ago
@MollyTammale i totally agree!!! lawl it's like Puddy and Elaine sleep together that night, then start arguing about her going to hell( and yes i want a jesus fish too!)
WierdWarriorGirl 1 year ago
Puddy claims to be a christian yet he has sex with Elaine every night..
uncleruckus84 1 year ago 2
@uncleruckus84 Yes, and that's exactly the "hypocrisy" that the priest points out at the end. He says, "Oh I see. Then you're both going to Hell." :)
dylanrocks83 1 year ago
born again christian!!!!
cutepossession 1 year ago
what is the actors name that plays Puddy?
HeadbangingGlory 1 year ago
i was watching this episode earlier tonight, i came to look it up again because it's one of my favorite scenes/episodes with puddy... well all scenes with puddy are favorites =) haha hes so funny i love him!
hollisterbabe9867 1 year ago
and some devils cake... hahahhaha!!!
mascon17 1 year ago
the scene at 1:21 is so well written.
BiffisN 1 year ago