Mad TV Spishak Bris-o-tine

[emstar42]

OUCH -_-

[Theinfernalshadows]

Anyone notice how small/narrow that guillotine was? The guy must of had a small penis XD

[clubpenguinsux1]

Funny, but this isn't their idea. Its from Mel Brooks 'Men in tights'

[MACEX1000]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[atomus]

I'm surprised about the comments about circumcision here...Americans are really ignorant about the whole thing - unbelievably so! All non-jew americans started circumcizing babies because a long time ago it was believed that it would curb masturbation. It was started by religious fanatics that wanted to end the sin of masturbation. Now it is so ingrained in US identity and so much money involved ppl make up the stupidest reasons to keep it going. Look it up.

[solde99]

-Oh, thats insanely sharp!

-It's irresponsibly sharp...

[Kenjis9965]

Ok i spent the entire video alternating between laughing my arse off and grabbing my manly parts in horror....

[Jawshieee]

I'm glad i'm not circumsized. EECKK!

[klrietmann]

I also think this is a great video too, as well.

[aznxknight]

I like how alex borstein just continues to look at the chopped penis.

[cl995]

"you forgot to set it back to bris"

"I'll get some Ice"0_0

[omifriggingosh]

Is there a video of Spishak's "Angela's Ashes, the Game!" anywhere?

I've been dying to see it! :(

[roxusan]

... Lol, that up there isn't circumcision.

[heartofzorro]

Accurate at 1/8 of an inch lol

[Mayura711]

Was anyone else thinking of Robin Hood Men in Tights when they saw this?

[ReggaeZal]

lol thats not circumcising!!!

[nkb9876]

ABOUT 90% OF MEN ON EARTH ARE NOT CIRCUMCISED!!!!!!

There is a reason for that.

[roxusan]

@nkb9876 Where do you get your stats? Muslims, Jews, Mayans, Aztecs, Australian aboriginals, and many Christians have histories of circumcising their kids. Even Jesus was circumcised, and so were Christian babies--- until Roman Christians decided to stop circumcising their kids in order not to be mistaken for Jews.

[nkb9876]

@roxusan Don't be naive. 90% of men on earth are not circumcised. That is a fact. Only a small percent of earth circumcises.

[Garhunt05]

@nkb9876 according to the WHO it's 30+%

[PZCherokee]

@roxusan Lol no offense, but all credibility was lost at "Jesus was circumcised". People can barely paint that man the right color on a canvas or decide what his real name was, much less know what the fate of his foreskin was lol.

[Banminator]

@PZCherokee i thought his foreskin was a well preserved museum piece?

[PZCherokee]

@Banminator Yikes and ewwww lol!

[kennykyle133]

@Thekimwer

Ok, I'm the stupid one. At least I'm the one who knows that circumcision isn't only performed by Jews.

[kennykyle133]

Stop complaining about circumcision and enjoy the fucking video. I don't give a shit what percentage of people are circumcised.

[kennykyle133]

@Thekimwer

And Muslims, and some Americans. Educate yourself, dumbass.

[friedforeskins]

@Thekimwer 87% of white males are circumcised in the USA everyday.....50% of blacks in the USA are circumcised as well. Overall about 75% of the USA is circumcised.

[TheRandomFilmers]

This is a definite for the BME Pain Olympics.

[fuckyouimtall]

"I also think it's a good gift idea, too, as well."

[daiskae]

Every man in the audience just got a negative boner.

[MusicOfTheSystem]

"Irresponsibly sharp."

HAHAHAHA

[1candi234]

dude that sales man comes out of no where lol!

[PuppyXz]

@TrogdorTheBurnin8tor I cant hear him.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

LOL!! what kind of dumbass guillotine's his own dick?

[TheSurvivorGuy]

@lunei66 yep. they cut your balls off.

[PuppyXz]

@TheSurvivorGuy lol

[darklinks100]

well women like men to be circumcisions is helathy and prevets some cancers

[saxcacher]

circumcisions cut of only the foreskin and they prevent a disease that is caused by the foreskin

[Yyyyzyyy]

"I also think it's a great gift idea too, as well." That part made me lul.

[bigstereo]

"his foreskin needs to be remoooved and sooon!"

Oh Alex. Gotta love her.

[acm1995]

TrogdorTheBurnin8tor--I LOVE UR NAME!!! trogdor is GOD!

[lamcoco1]

this made me happy i'm a girl, i feel sorry for guys sometimes.

[dean2026]

Well, you don't have to.

You girls need to give birth to a baby which is more painful i think.

[lamcoco1]

@dean2026 but that's not a must for every girl, so girls (in SOME ways) are more fortunate.

[dean2026]

@lamcoco1 Well, that's the same for boys. Only 30% to 33% of males aged 15 or older are circumcised worldwide according to the WHO in 2006.

[MadTvClassics]

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[Potterfanatic1988]

Great gift babys?

[playmates101]

At 2:06, that's REALLY gotta hurt! even I felt that!

[sideburn260]

@playmates101 i think my legs closed together at that part

[Darra100]

wat r circumsumtions

[bigkahunaburger55555]

"I'll have an ice tea actually." Classic MadTV... way better than anything on STL during that era.

[xXvironXx]

FUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!

[BurningOrchids]

"That's insanely sharp."

"It's irresponsibly sharp!"

lol

[loveskuls11223344]

wont it cut off the tip of the penis.. not just the fore skin?

[FatnWild]

lol reminds me of the gadget the rabbi tuckman uses in the Mel Brooks movie Robin Hood: Men In Tights XD

[dojorage]

its more like a torture device

[dojorage]

how much do circumcisions cut off? (Im not interested in one though)

[Division212]

It's just the foreskin that comes off.

[neonseacow]

ice tea

[noblepuker]

Are SPISHAK products avaliable near me? I'm serious.I got rabbid deer,too many utensils,a crappy shaver etc...and i'm not circumcised.

[jackiechan333hes]

@noblepuker they are fake

[TheDudeabides247]

i love this one!

[hurricanegeek]

thank goodness I was too little to remember that...lol..and I highly doubt they used a mini-guillotine...but this is still quite entertaining...

[lunei66]

This would be a great gift to people who support circumcision.

To use ON them.

[drummer4life133]

makes me feel VERY weird in allll the wrong places lol

[RUSSAK16]

"I also think this is a good gift idea, too, as well." XDXD

[vanlydegraf]

O_O that was weid how dum is he your on youtube u going to do the=at dumby

[icycell]

LOL HILARIOUS

[zenosxr]

it's irresponsibly sharp!

[TheCannibalMaggot]

LOL I know what I'm getting my friend for his birthday!

[specdecible]

This is a copy from Robin Hood men in thights, he does the exact same thing!

[mtchill3r99]

1:21 to 1:31 LOL penis

[Morningdew1435]

O_O Okayyyyy.......... Lol. Spishak stuff sucks. ROFL

It's funny though!

[superstar5565]

um the announcer did set it back to bris.i love the videos , and i love mad tv

[NeverLetItRest]

"Sharp enough to cut through a titanium-plated, solid steel rod." That was a Tootsie-Roll, LMAO.

[NIN992]

that sounds like the mom lois on family guy.

[Csnooblet]

Ya she voices lois

[azrahk]

Cus it is

[roxxibea]

its because it is her,she does the voice just like mila kunis does meg's voice.

[imsweeneytodd]

lol! that guy who is announcing has really square hair

[Mandac1010]

i was circumsize with a bolo

[SpeitzarMunster]

I was circumsized with laser.

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[Fyeandrenji]

2:04

that woman is a perv

[punxchild1987]

somebody upload the spishak omni bowl!!!

[bigstereo]

Pat Kilbane is so fucking hot.

[zippygrl]

he DID set it back to bris

[diecheney]

please gimme a break take the religious debate elsewhere! jeez!

[ak2sc]

the whole time i was clutching my penis, groaning, and thinking how happy i am that thats not me

[Silvester0009]

that hurted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juramanja]

ouch!

[samatarou100]

bris is to take away i piece of penis skin and since it wasnt set back to bris his whole penis was cut off

[catsowner123]

i don't get it when they said "you forgot to set it back to briss" what does that mean?

[SexyLeopardKitten]

Bris is the setting for circumcision, and he had at set to chop.

[Mo6eB]

Funny, though I could never understand why in the name of god you people want to mutilate your children this way...

[mikese93]

its also for health reasons im atheist and i was circumcised

[Mo6eB]

Dude, no. Unless you live in the desert, or shower once every 29th of February, there's no health benefit.

[TSonMalice]

no there are health benefits that don't just correlate to the desert

[BitchinnShoes07]

What the hell does the desert have to do with it?

[Brickfisted]

Its called a shower. And soap....Oops, I forgot your an Atheist.

I'm sorry I really have nothing against atheists, it was just a good opportunity to make a joke about you being dirty.

[dryice1337]

SAME HERE. Mine had severe health complications.

[Layiloe]

ya from an infection, wut u dont wash ur penis so instead u cutt the skin off? i know its not ur choice but i think its stupid

[C0mm0nS3ns3]

Its a religious thing that should be banned has no real purpose.

[LannaDru]

@Mo6eB Anyone who circumcises their children (male or female) deserves to have his balls cut off/her ovaries pulled out and burned down. And as for doctors and any other people who perform such atrocities for non medical (if you really want to protect your child from STDs, buy him condoms for crying out loud), hygienic(ever heard of showering), or religious (this is the only reason they're still not in jail) reasons should have 15 square inches sawed off their genitals. DERANGED PSYCHOPATHS!

[TrifanfoolOkay]

@Mo6eB Preventing diseases plus not having the tip of your penis swallowed up making it look like a burlap sack

[YoungJaeRome]

@Mo6eB

because it makes your penis look nice. kind of like a hair cut but with sharp knives and foreskin

[NostalgicHybrid]

@YoungJaeRome Penis looks fine naturally. No need to fuck with it.

[Misha0720]

@Mo6eB

i dont get it either.

[daddysgirl101696]

i dont get the end??

[SailorSteph]

its irresponsibly sharp lol

[ecdact]

i'm pretty sure the rabbi from robin hood: men in tights introduced this first.

[SoulfulMetalMusician]

"It can be used to cut bananas, carrots, or just about anything shaped like a human penis." lolz

[5687678]

Can people explain what is this about?

[diegomont406]

is a circumcision machine.

just look circumcision on google..

[Zhikaaku]

you forgot to switch it back to "briss"

lmao!

[h8s2]

It's irresponsibly sharp!

[EmmaLeigh17]

i also think it's a great gift idea, too, as well

hahaha

[cryz8210]

"it can cut about every thing that is shabed like a human penis" LOLZ! and AWW!

[DaMovieMan28]

blagh!

[72forlifee]

Oh my gosh!!!! This is scarring yet hilarious!

[kljMN2]

"But his foreskin needs to be removed... and SOON!!"

LOL

[VivaLaBambi1992]

Don't forget to set it back to briss.

[blackhydra866]

"I also think it's a great gift idea too, as well." I fucking love Michael McDonald.

[thegamer201]

That's the good thing about being Asian. No chop-chop.

[AndresViljoen]

hope nothing important got chopped off

[shigmiya64]

At 1:50, "I also think it's a great gift idea too as well."

I came up with that joke. Like 3 or 4 years ago. I don't know how it ended up on MadTV, and I'm officially freaked out now.

[demi103]

that's wierd :P

[thedude5000]

Heh heh, I always say that on message boards when I'm agreeing with somebody. "I agree as well, also."

[dreamingpanda]

this sketch is old...older than 3 or 4 years defo

[thedude5000]

I'm pretty sure it's from the 1998-1999 season. I don't really consider the late 90's to be "old", but 1998-1999 was probably the best MadTV season ever.

[bjorkismyhomie]

i agree. madtv was the shit in the nineties. now? *smh*

[SupaAmi]

"Even at Disney Land"? Hahhahahaha!

[MyMoi93]

"I also think it's a great gift idea too aswell" xD

[willtjohn]

poor guy, and she just keeps lookin hahaha

[pontaloon666]

its irresponsibly sharp!

[playmates101]

OUCH! that's gotta hurt (A LOT!) even i felt it when he did the product on himself!

[Musicalus6]

Only boys get it! Duh!

[Shenalmighty]

Circumcision is bullshit

[buenzodape]

rite

[Fosfor9]

Ahh, you gotta love Penn & Teller.

[Shenalmighty]

Then thumbs up me.

[SupaAmi]

Penn & Teller are awesome. I miss them.

[campbell3322]

it means when the for skin of your dick gets choped of lol

[SmileyCat321]

what does that mean???

can you tell me :)

[Eyeman555]

i circumsised wen i wuz 11, it didnt hurt. nt sayin dat im tough

[rackas321]

I'm still not circumsised. I'm waiting for a technology where it doesn't hurt. XD

[hardy329]

god im glad i was circumsised after birth and not when i was 10.that whould hurt

[olgastarmtc]

lol i wouldnt know

[IdKwHeN]

god that looks painful

xD

[daddysgirl101696]

i dont get the end

[aperez8696]

he chopped his own weewee (penis) lol

[danielletizi]

i prefer when josh meyers is the spishak guy

[4himismine]

gaw and i thought the once a year maxipad was disgusting. lols

[sorakairi1993]

id love to see that guy chop himself

id LMAOXD

[Akkita]

"I also think it's a great gift idea too, aswell."

Rofl. I saw this skit today on TV and I can't get over that line. xD

[meloveAi]

one word:owch.

[jazarrabi]

this would be great for exes!!!!! jk, i love you guys too much!!!

[BoogsterSU]

It looks like a 1930's carrot cutter.

[Vehement00]

This guy IS the Spishak commercial. Never felt right when they replaced him. He makes a cool coffee guy too.

[Jakegothicsnake]

Whoooooooooo.....Thank God my parents already circumcised me when I was a baby!(I'm not Jewish, my paraents were raised Catholic)

[jeep2003912]

I agree.

[Fosfor9]

Jakegothicsnake, you actually thank your parents for detroying your cock? I pity you.

[Jakegothicsnake]

WTF??! NO!! They didn't destroy my weiner! I'm thanking them they already circumsized only my FORESKIN you dumbass!

[Fosfor9]

Jakegothicsnake, well your dick wasn't actually destroyed you moron! But getting circumcised doesn't make your dick better. It doesn't make you less vulnerable to STD's nor does it make sex better, it makes it worse!

[Jakegothicsnake]

Psssh! I don't see how the hell a circumsised penis is worse than an uncircumsised one is when it comes to sex or STDs, nor do I give a damn aboout it! All I know is, I'm glad my parents circumsised me quickly after birth, rather than me going through the nightmare of it later on in life!

[Jakegothicsnake]

And another thing. I didn't get to choose whether I want a circumsision or not, it was up to my parents's at the time. C'mon, I was newborn baby for God's sake!

[sideburn260]

"I'll get some ice" LOL LOL LOL

[TaurenWarchief]

...I fear for children around the world

[jackfckntwist]

even in Disneyland?

[TrogdorTheBurnin8tor]

Yes, even at Disneyland.

[RevanEcks]

I like his Haircut

[barky254]

oh god that aint rite

[PatriotsAsterisk]

i hate it when youtube shut down the video of MEATBEATERS .. i wanted to watch that.

[everman187]

can't believe that.

sasso was great in that.

check out storytime with Mr. Sasso...a gem.

[rockmania27]

lol

[junkrabbit]

Pat Kilbane is THE REAL Spishak spokesman. <3 But, you gotta deal with it when people leave the set.

[TrogdorTheBurnin8tor]

junkrabbit: Pat Kilbane owns. Spishak became instantly unfunny with the other guy. The new ones all suck.

[MissGreen2]

In terms of spokesmen, I agree. Pat Kilbane does a great Spock too. But what I like about the newer Spishaks is that they not only have ridiculous products, but they also suffer from hilariously hideous production values (replacing a child actor three times in the same commercial, using two settings on the same stage0.

[bumpsetspike825]

"I also think it's a great gift idea too, as well"

[doifhg]

thats so nasty