The FSM is just as plausible as Yahweh. AZchristain, you are a n00b for not knowing that. They both have no evidence and are just as stupid as one another. That is why FSM is an epic win.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
Why would anyone send hate mail because one believes in something other than what you believe in? Surely no god loving christian is doing this? If you feel that someone else isn't allowed to have their own views yet you can have yours, then there is a problem and its not the other guys. You don't need to stop believing in what you want to believe and remember that there are 4.7 billion people other than 2.1 billion christians on this planet that have their own views.
It's obvious that people refuse to turn their heads towards the Flying Spaghetti monster, because deep inside they know they are wrong and the Flying Spaghetti monster is real!
Let yourselves be touched by his noodly appendage so that you may enjoy the beer volcano and the prostitute factory in heaven!
Wat the fuk? dumb bich said we pokin fun? no no fun here the FSM our lord almighty is fuking real!!!!q2111!@# where not making fun we're stating FACTS!!
Atheism is such a negative attitude, it's always about what you DON'T believe. FSMism allows people to come together in a positive way without the ridiculous stories and hate that other religions have.
Noodleronomy 26:14 And then I whispered come unto me lord, and out from the darkness he brought light in which his noodly appendage touched me and gave me the ability of taste so I may then enjoy my spaghetti.
@milanowns to believe is the only thing you need to join
as in one of the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" that the FSM gave to Mosey the Pirate, he says that he doesnt need fancy church, neither money, use that for something usefull
Of course those climate e-mails that were hacked, were just covering up the Truth, that we are running dangerously low on pirates! We need the FSM now more than ever!!!
The entire point of Intelligent Desing is that the cosmos was made by an IMMATERIAL, SUPERNATURAL, ALL-KNOWING and ALL-POWERFULL entity, in other words, something DEVINE.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not qualify since it has none of those characteristics.
Get a clue Atheists. Try this rather than your FSM childishness :
Yes..they douted us at first now look at what we have become we are growing every day as his noodly goodness touches many with his noodly ependage...RAmen.
AVEY SANTANAS. AVEY SANTANAS, AVEY SANTANAS!!!
twink127 1 month ago
I love how the dude reported the part about the pirates in such a serious tone XD
PlayboiX122 2 months ago
I'm not sure that I follow this. I thought that Pastafarianism was meant to be a very satirical form of atheism / agnosticism?
Dqowreorn 6 months ago
@Dqowreorn It is. Remember that this story was on Faux News.
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youneekk 7 months ago
May the non believers be touched by his noodly apendage! RAMEN!
f00tstep 10 months ago 3
how can a muslim or a christian also be this? its like the opposite of what both believe
PIXLnxt 10 months ago
@PIXLnxt it is a joke. A joke that is only effective if at all times you act like it isn't a joke.
jonThedrummerify 6 months ago
The FSM is just as plausible as Yahweh. AZchristain, you are a n00b for not knowing that. They both have no evidence and are just as stupid as one another. That is why FSM is an epic win.
WunderWaffel270 1 year ago
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May we all be touched by his noodly appendage, R'amen
xxxrobert123xxx 1 year ago
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
AZcristian623 1 year ago
The last thing he says about hate-mail, who would send hate mail to these people?
Very chrisitan or religious of them, and i mean that sincerly.
Scanini 1 year ago
I think the Anti-spagbol angel disliked this.
Scanini 1 year ago
Why would anyone send hate mail because one believes in something other than what you believe in? Surely no god loving christian is doing this? If you feel that someone else isn't allowed to have their own views yet you can have yours, then there is a problem and its not the other guys. You don't need to stop believing in what you want to believe and remember that there are 4.7 billion people other than 2.1 billion christians on this planet that have their own views.
"ARRRRR!"
DrFox2000 1 year ago
Ramen for pirates
airsoftoverkills 1 year ago
"Ramen"
Karoke77 1 year ago
It's obvious that people refuse to turn their heads towards the Flying Spaghetti monster, because deep inside they know they are wrong and the Flying Spaghetti monster is real!
Let yourselves be touched by his noodly appendage so that you may enjoy the beer volcano and the prostitute factory in heaven!
Ramen!
Shadoboy 1 year ago
RAmen
sleppy123 1 year ago
OMG! Is this REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
theawesomeviolinist 1 year ago
R'amen.
Alaric11 1 year ago
Wat the fuk? dumb bich said we pokin fun? no no fun here the FSM our lord almighty is fuking real!!!!q2111!@# where not making fun we're stating FACTS!!
dragonofthedarknight 1 year ago
RAmen for stripper factories in heaven :D!!!!
termanogue 1 year ago
RAmen!
mojohovowootnoz 1 year ago
Hail meatsauce, full of beef, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is with you.
R'amen
bradensmagic 1 year ago
sorry, but this sounds rather silly.
lion95805 1 year ago
Atheism is such a negative attitude, it's always about what you DON'T believe. FSMism allows people to come together in a positive way without the ridiculous stories and hate that other religions have.
I am proud to be a newly converted Pastafarian :D
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago 2
OH NO ITS THE FSM!
hellorobot67 1 year ago
The FSM is real!
Belive, or you shall surely get an STD!
RAMEN
ConstantinIV 1 year ago
crazy religious zealots r funny. Sending kids hate mail protesting a religion just a feasible as theirs. oh the ironing
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago 2
@TheHomelessCripple ironing?
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago
@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 I take it you don't want the simpsons
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
@TheHomelessCripple nope
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago
lol the news channel is taking it seriously
sleepywolff 2 years ago
Poking fun at religion? How could they?!? BURN THE INFIDELS!!!!!!!
JackHDiamond 2 years ago
LYNCH THE NONBELIEVERS!!! I am agnostic but this looks awesome!!!!
BlackPhoenix1251 1 year ago
All hail his holy appendage bless thy for thine are the meatballs, and the strippers, and the beer R'amen
bananahamok100 2 years ago 50
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Noodleronomy 26:14 And then I whispered come unto me lord, and out from the darkness he brought light in which his noodly appendage touched me and gave me the ability of taste so I may then enjoy my spaghetti.
Ramen.
TheNorthFuck 2 years ago
if we all would believe in the flying monster then beer would flow from our valcanoes instead of deadly lava. R'amen
TheThaughtpeddler 2 years ago 44
i want to join the FSM!!!
milanowns 2 years ago 6
@milanowns to believe is the only thing you need to join
as in one of the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" that the FSM gave to Mosey the Pirate, he says that he doesnt need fancy church, neither money, use that for something usefull
may all be touched by his noodly appendage
RAmen
Bazilisk91 2 years ago
RAmen!
subs2all4fun 2 years ago
Of course those climate e-mails that were hacked, were just covering up the Truth, that we are running dangerously low on pirates! We need the FSM now more than ever!!!
lothor1234 2 years ago 2
"The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster began just a FEW years ago..."
INFIDEL!!!
Beeza2996 2 years ago 5
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flyingscience 2 years ago
Carbo Diem!!
akgregor 2 years ago 4
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fuck you guys. this is the most dumbest thing i ever heard of. total crap.arrogant assholes.
seanb65011 2 years ago
Another angry ignorant atheist leaves his worthless comment behind.
PassionForPasta 2 years ago 4
YARRR! I be thinkin there's a pirate ship marooned somewhere on Missouri State University!
- Ramen
Cyphlix 2 years ago 2
"The group does get threatening letters and hate mail sent to its members"
Damn those atheists LOL
artyfarty2 2 years ago 3
FSM Be Praised !!
FSM member from germany
Legolas556677 2 years ago
I'm so happy to see us on the media! Go noodly master go!
PaulaIanelli 2 years ago
rAmen!
CylonAndrew 2 years ago
OMG!!! at 0:18 she actually said "they 'bringed' us this story" that made my day
debaxdeer 2 years ago
FSM be praised!
RAmenFSM 2 years ago
Seeing this subject on the News makes me smile. I hope it also made Him smile. RAmen.
Snegenad1 2 years ago
Yar
It makes me happy ter see so many followin' the call of his noodle :D
Ra'men
shadowmare97 2 years ago
DAMN KIDS! get off my religion!
DanSkoglund91 2 years ago
All hail his noodlyness
RAmen
homocidalpoptart28 2 years ago 5
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The entire point of Intelligent Desing is that the cosmos was made by an IMMATERIAL, SUPERNATURAL, ALL-KNOWING and ALL-POWERFULL entity, in other words, something DEVINE.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not qualify since it has none of those characteristics.
Get a clue Atheists. Try this rather than your FSM childishness :
watch?v=pJotUb4AfnU
watch?v=Kz6vYo2ZzvQ
watch?v=_v_SQJFPItg
Durandal1492 2 years ago
The FSM IS devine!!
He doesn't look like spaghetti, he created it in His image!!
Atheists? Pastafarians are not atheists, we believe in his noodlyness!!
levi799 2 years ago 3
really a religion based on a spaghetti monster what is next? jedi religion? nvm that came first
dirtydog104 2 years ago
FSM forever :)
-RAmen
ernie645 2 years ago 3
Arr, may sauce be upon you all as well.
Ramen
TheGeoffalope 3 years ago
may you all be touched by his noodly appendege.
RAmen
lahddie 3 years ago 3
YYYAAAAARRRRRGGGGHGHHHHH
I be th ooonlly freshman pastafarian in my enirrre highskull. tis be depressing
-RAmen mateys
mrfluffykins345 3 years ago
Ramen!
Badboyblue3 3 years ago
RAmen Brother!
randy2724 3 years ago
lmao this is just fucking hilarious. brilliant way to mock chrtistians.
anonymzs 3 years ago
i think its meant to poke fun at all religions not just christianity
quagmire1032 2 years ago
good call, the other religions are way worse. islam will swallow us all.
BBBWWWVVV 2 years ago
RAmen indeed!
SnowFire69 3 years ago
Ramen!
FundiPuppet 3 years ago 2
I say ARRRRRRR!!!!!
KevinLiem 3 years ago
Don't hate!This is not what the FSM wants!
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago 2
Ramen brother
Fummy007 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!!! This is awesome!
psychonautx26s 3 years ago 3
Yes..they douted us at first now look at what we have become we are growing every day as his noodly goodness touches many with his noodly ependage...RAmen.
SnawsBall 4 years ago 2
RAmen Brother!!
moosy3000 3 years ago 2
RAMEN. may all be touched by his noodly appendage
Jesusatan07 4 years ago 2
I swear, the mistake at the beginning was because FSM smacked her at the back of her head for telling a biased story..
LongLiveAndros 3 years ago
RAMEN!!!!!!
richd506 4 years ago 3
RAMEN!
Leenie123456789 4 years ago 3
RAmen
LoneVocalist 4 years ago 2
all hail our loved fsm
RAmen
i cant beleive the growing number of pastafarians
ChainbladeVideos 4 years ago 2
Praise FSM and his noodly appendage! RAmen.
DavidWach 4 years ago 2
Woot RAmen!!
Muehzala 4 years ago 2
RAmen
edwaltthespisactor 4 years ago 3