Strength in Numbers: Jared Allen

[chimo7922]

JARED ALLEN IS SO AMAZING I HAVE TO TALK LOUD JUST TO BE LIKE HIM

[1123359]

Looks like nicolas cage but big and buffed

[ritzinlondon]

What I love about Jared Allen is he almost looks liek a Viking

[breakinginsanity]

God I love Jared Allen. best DE in the league!!!!!!!!

[duffy31311]

jared allen is a total pussy.

[summerease]

That he's great makes his goofballery way better

[themomentousmoment]

JARED LONGSNAPS FOR PUNT!!

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[pv2long]

dude is hilarious



[BradyJ12]

as a packer fan i hate jared allen, a lot. but he seems like one funny motherfucker

[ethanmvp5407]

dude,stop bragging about your mullet

[SaltySangster]

Dwight Freeney is still better then him.

[bonitaglover]

i have wanted jerad allen to be my boyfriend for a long time... okay well maybe just recently like within the last year. but still. apparently though, he's like, married now? jerad allen, if you're reading this, i'd like to shake your wife's hand. she is a lucky woman.

[abcjc1]

love jared allen and im a packers fan

[anv919vu]

35 people only like to party with one R

[banklikefrankwhite1]

this guy has a career waiting for him in acting if he wants...

[ThrashingKangaroo]

I hate football but this guy is fucking awesome.

[aaronw1996]

jarod allen is beast period

[SillyPutty30]

He is funny as hell but man is he overrated

[APviKINGsz28]

@SillyPutty30 Tallied 94 sacks for his career, the most since he joined the league in 2004. He's very underrated as a run stopper, and also has a league leading 11.5 sacks already this season with 2 forced fumbles and a pick. yeah, really overrated haha owned.

[SillyPutty30]

@APviKINGsz28 Yeah man he is really helping us with that 1-6 record....oh wait. So fuck off douche nugget and go shove a knife into your side and bleed out like a bitch

[APviKINGsz28]

@SillyPutty30 haha good argument. thanks for being so ignorant :)

[Childman64]

this man is as real as you can get in the NFL.

[FLASH1080wxjc]

He gave everyone a big hint. Marriage = Die

[thebluestroy]

I guess to die = to get married

[farrant2011]

He needs to come back to the Chiefs...

[wdxdino]

@minerfan02 he's obviously being funny. you're probably too retarded to realise

[XaustinXpX]

@wdxdino and you didn't spell realize correctly... lol

[kenpoist]

Robert galery will pancake this sissy la la. And i will shit on allens mullet.

[kenpoist]

I will CRAP on Jared Allen's mullet. 

[dalton9931]

@kenpoist faggot

[VikingMinnesota]

party with 2 r's. lol

[SpartanNatu]

This guy's a BADASS with two A's...

[xXBig64Xx]

@SpartanNatu badass already has 2 a's...

[seanboyize]

He's 99 overall on madden

[CMLAFLAMME]

Shoulda stuck with the mullet Jared.

[Cassi7Lee]

"When I DIE!"

Or when you get married. Whatevs.

[outdoorsman767]

jared allen no matter what is a mvp lol

[w3stpol3]

anyone know the background music?

[GauntV]

guy reminds me of Mac from its always sunny in philadelphia

[1mdmack]

This guy is a BEAST! He's a MONSTER!

[SexSteakSoda]

Allen was a badass, then a cute little lady comes into his life and he's pussy whipped. Can't necessarily blame him though, she's a hottie.

[soulfoodmonkey]

extra mayo yes !

[iosuadotcom]

it looks like a shampoo add when he swings his hair

[RayDude4115]

69 Is just the beginning...oh my god 0.0

[punkrockcop]

Haters gonna hate...he's gotten back to his old self lately

[wolfpacguy]

MAYONAISE BITCHES

[ChuckNorris924]

I think it's funny how he says he'll cut it when he dies. He gets married, and cuts it. Anyone seeing the sad connection here?

[Mauhadeeb28]

@ChuckNorris924 lolol

[amazin465]

@ChuckNorris924 hahahahahaha

[RayWilliamJohansen]

@ChuckNorris924

LMAO

[kaligrs]

This is a real man and he should be advertising for OldSpice.

[jp15gold]

what a bro, 69

[Waterlink]

so he cut his mullet this year, but i guess he did die

[TheCaptainQuinn]

It is definitely a lifestyle!!!

[klined]

He cut his hair and now he' starting to suck. His wife has ruined his football playing

[Dave416]

lmao.. now pile of DUI's make sense.

[bdshank]

Where are you this year jared? Did you and favre go on vacation and not tell anyone? I miss you, please come back to Minnesota

[rightyourwrong]

yea i might cut it at some point.....WHEN I DIE

[notredame74]

marry me.....fuuck

[flowerdrop1]

lol @ that dumb redneck .... 1 sack this season. Hes lucky all the focus is on Favre so his sucky play flies under the radar screen.

[swarmofhobos12]

@flowerdrop1 get a life kid jared allen is better than you so why are you talking?

[TELEMUN52]

jarred is a beast iam raiders fan i love football too but hes a beast

[badassreinitz]

jared allen is awsome, very good defense. fukn packers are gonna die 2 nite. go vikes

[TheAwsomesauce13]

@badassreinitz he is awsome....probably one of my favorite players....but im a packers fan.....dont hate

[Church6397]

With two R's

[supergirlnacnac]

love it!

[tannergrier]

i am now really sad i got rid of my mullet :/ going to have to grow it back

[4thletta]

"I approach you from the front and your kinda like this dudes pretty serious...........Then i walk away.........Damn he likes to party......with Two "R's"

[ELkORji]

funnie dude

[spettis]

Bad ASS cant wait to get my mullet and steps again.

[jmillz60]

man that dude likes to party  with two R's

[SugarPlumKarie]

"If someone asks you if you want extra mayonnaise, you have to say yes."

[JamesGrowl26]

Did you hear about the vikings player that are gonna be on that game show Minute to Win it? It's to raise money I think it is tonight and tomorrow at 8pm. I heard they are playing with some really sexy cheerleaders.

[pooxtreme3]

haha number 69 lol

[MrDanielmichaels]

Vikings in one word:

*** STRONG ***

[SonDimz]

Jared Allens a dirty player ugly muthafucka had to go to Mississipii and give Brett head to make him come to the Minnesota Dykes

[Hunkola]

Only one word describes this dude ===> DOUCHEBAG

[midget3052]

too bad he got a haircut

[MyVideosRLame13]

i hope he takes brees out just like the saints tried to do to favre. the saints are a classless bunch of thugs.

[TootieFrootiesClown]

@MyVideosRLame13 fuck yeah bobby mccray is trash

[SonDimz]

@MyVideosRLame13 Shut up Jarred Allen is dirtier then behind ur ears go check his video of when he tired to break the Lins qb legs like 3 times

[MyVideosRLame13]

@SonDimz well there's a ton of people who think he is hilarious and enjoy watching him play. look at the ratings... 740 likes, 32 dislikes. i think you are outnumbered here

[SteveO1887]

people should let jared allen speak his mind in front of a camera more often, get some great results from it

[zamjam34]

faggot

[AnthonyXTorture]

omfg viewer 666,666 @$!@%%!@#%!@$%@#$@ shit...

[WillardJamesJackson]

the mullet kills me

[applesauceman7]

lol 69. He is awesome though

[SteveO1887]

haha, he's kinda like the real life kenny powers of football

[seatowwwn206]

Even if it's shaped like a heart (which is pretty tight) hahaha

[sizilinbacon]

lol, "maybe i'll cut this off, when i die." I believe he just cut his mullet off because he got married.

[tonester70]

@sizilinbacon Yea he did.

[socrates1818]

Jared, give Brees exactly what Saints gave Brett last year - no more no less

[GWhiz99]

NFL defensive end Jared SCOT ALLEN was born on comedian Edward Regan "EDDIE" Murphy*s 22nd birthday (11 x 2=22): APRIL 3, 1982. The date was 4,126 days after DEC. 16, 1970. Cutting the 4 from 4,126 leaves 126, like jaRED ALLEN was the 126th pick of the 2004 NFL draft by the Kansas City Chiefs. Adding 100 to 126 makes 226, like NFL defensive back Pat TILLman (KIA in Afghanistan after quitting the NFL to become a U.S. Army Ranger) was the 226th pick of the 1998 NFL Draft by the Arizona Cardinals

[GWhiz99]

Pat TILLman was killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan two days before the start of the 2004 NFL Draft --which saw JaRED ALLEN picked 126th overall by the Kansas City Chiefs—and on the 10th anniversary of 37th prez Richard M. Nixon*s death. The 2004 NFL Draft began on APRIL 24th. Jason Steven "Jake the Snake" Plummer (b. DEC. 19, 1974) was a good friend of TILLman and an Arizona Cardinals teammate. No word on whether the guys preferred mayonnaise or KRAFT Miracle Whip on their sandwitches

[MrTwags89]

@GWhiz99 wtf

[gabilanman]

when i die!!!!! LOL

[bisket2003]

BAD ASSSSSS

[Gubsminator]

Dude is a BAAMF, with 2A's.

[DazedNConfused01]

@yogapradag

44.5 sacks in 3 years? Not much of a loser really!

[CAXtreme]

It sucks he chopped it for his wedding...LAME!

[Cochranphoto]

This guy is destined for Hollywood, he's funny! I would have let him keep the mullet and maybe asked him to wear a ponytail! Not a good sign when your future wife wants to change your image even before your married!

[sualel]

i dont think u should have cut your mullet, it made you different from everyone else

[idh65]

Dude he likes the party. With TWO R's!

[mnhoops]

we need more jared allen!!

[J3FREY4]

@djc0010 Because he is bad ass!

[Musa622]

holy shit! this is amazin!

[BMFProductions]

0:45 haha lol

"i approach you from the front, like this dude's pretty serious, then i look in the back and im like woah he likes to party with 2 R's" haha

[lazybrownguy]

damn that dude likes to party

[MrGREP75]

@WillyFeelerbusch and makes more money then you ever will

[joshpcolts18]

i cantt wait till i can party with two R's

[thumblesswonder]

@fathead3381 I bet she lets him grow it back. It's just for the pictures.

[KingmanPCM44]

Freakin Beast of Nature! probally one of the Funniest guys in the NFL.

[paperdo]

hate the vikes......but Jared Allan is a pimp

[staphinfection]

Hahahah. Jared Allen FOR PRESIDENT!

[basscase200]

jared allen is THE man

[Number4767]

ive been growing a mullet for a year due to jared allen. fucking badass

[MrBengals04]

he's hillllarioussssss!!!!  "ya,, when i die" omg

[schuptz]

I hate the Vikes but I CANNOT hate this guy. He is hilarious and nonstop motor on the field.

[DeanSundheim]

jared allen is the shit! wish more players in the nfl were like him

[HotMulletMan]

great hair dude

[Gwitfu90]

I bet he'll cut it within the next 10 years.

[AdvancedGentleman]

@Gwitfu90 He cut it, good prediction.

[crackerHero]

dude check out the guy with the mullet oh wait he just bodyslamed me

[CamilaSuperFan]

I love him!!! and those arms... <3

[SMcGee127]

might be the funniest guy in the nfl. bringin the mullet back that is sick

[esvbh4678]

its football. its not for pussies. quarterbacks should get the shit knocked out of them sometimes

[esvbh4678]

its football. its not for pussies.

[Lanche2004]

@SMcGee127 Mullets are for lame ass tards!!! hey jared hows the playoffs going??? oops forgot you did not make the playoffs!!!

[yadatalatura]

OMG that was the coolest thing ive ever seen!!!!!

[usmanioa]

HAHA Wow, "that is a fact." this ignorant fuck is so damn confident that it's only emphasizing the ignorance even more.

[GTalexgamer]

loooool jared allen rules

[molonlave2010]

man is a beast

[KoMusicTv]

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[CDiddy51]

Jared Allen got his ass handed to him by Mike Oher. A rookie owning supposedly one of the best DEs in the league!!

[walrustusks]

Well they DID have some help from #4, throwing into coverage when he could have tossed to the receiver OPEN at the sideline for about a 10 yard gain, field goal and Super Bowl bound. Saints really need to send Brett and Fumblitis AP thank you notes for their contributions!

[walrustusks]

Calf rope this......hahahahaha....Yeah Saints! Superbowl bound.

[metalfan8989]

God I love this guy. Happy my Vikings have him

[zingrich]

This dude is the truth!

[dbspocket]

I wanna parrty with this guy

[bassmx52]

@Rjk445 i would fly anywhere on the globe to go there. lol

[TBLight65]

What a fucking asshole.

[1111cashmonkey1111]

@TBLight65 WTF Jerad Allen ROX!!!!

[lawrencevilleman]

Old KC fan here. Jared Allen has to be one of the funniest and bad ass men of the NFL. He needs to stay out of trouble though.

[kansaschiefs27]

@lawrencevilleman im a KC fan too...god i wish we still had him lol

[Jedimook]

Mister Archer sent me here!

[pbpplt]

Yes, I do have a sense of humor it was just shattered by the poor officiating and the turnovers. J. Allen is a good guy.Peace

[thegoat81788]

"If someone ask if you want extra mayonaisse you have to say yes thats part of it" Party with 2 RR's

[renyedi11]

thats badass

[drummerdog80]

jared allen is beast

[wolverine22blue]

Yeah I might cut it at some point...when I die!!!!

[sirrloin]

I will say it will be a hell of a damn game. New Orleans is good and they're at home, if the vikings have favre, rice, peterson, williams and allen all showing up to play it's as good as done. You just don't stop Allen

[threepeice]

Fucking hilarious

[youngus4life]

This is amazing! I have watched it 20 times and still love it! I have decided as an offering to the football gods, that if they win against the Saints on Sunday I will cut my hair into a Mullet. Your my hero Jared Allen. Skol Vikings!

[wranglerx07]

I just cut my hair to a mullet and got the racing stripes.

[MrDustandechoes]

good luck on sunday bro

[MrItalianMAN1]

haha #69 what a champ!

[LilMaxo4President]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen an athlete do.

[MrNaughty101]

Jared Allen = BAD ASS

[sritger]

Jared Allen is the MAN! Drew Brees is gonna get "Tony Romoed" on Sunday.

[packers96worldchamps]

he is so fuckin funny, why does he have to play for the vikes?

[desperatepoolboy]

God I love Jared Allen...TOO BAD HE'S GONNA BE SEEIN' BLACK AND GOLD STARS RUNNIN' ROUND HIS HEAD AFTER THIS WEEKEND OOOOO-WEEEEE!!!

[youwillgetbanned]

vikings skol!!!!

[KCgridiot]

We miss him in Kansas City.

Go Allen!

Go Vikings!

[jhoff63]

damn he likes to party.. with two rrs

[MyhardPwner]

My favorite player :D

[Gu1tarGuy18]

Saints are gonna get crucified

[zachb007]

Saints are gonna be crying like the bitches they are when Allen is done with them!

[chapelofdespair]

He is funny as hell.

[mhhrbb]

saints are gonna hit this guy in the mouth next week

[tpn1989]

i cant stop watching this vid... allen for president

[AGrossman327]

yeah i might cut it at some point...when i die!

[princessxmommy]

Haha. I love him. Great game today :]

[Punk4Life408]

its funny because the only reason jared has a mullet because if you look at him with his helmet off you can tell the middle of his hair is thining

[packers718]

lol i hate this guy on gameday but funny

[OhioFootball12]

Jared Allen is a G

[TheWagnerseahawks]

WITH TWO R's!!!!

[JessieAckles]

chest hair shaped into a heart? o.O ok... whatever jared.lol.

[shlongy14]

Jared allen is soo funny!

[TheScruffyJones]

I think I am in Love! Respect.