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  • YOu are funny! Too bad it's all true! I love how people show love through face book! Not! Love in itself is not loving!

  • Sounds like that movie " WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU " ?

  • This shit is fake.

    That's not a kitchen.

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  • Yeah, I"m so convinced that poor Mrs. Gorgeous has a terrible social life and can't find a man.. Please.........

  • I deleted my account today after (for the 2nd time) being accused of "sending friend requests to people that you don't know". Odd how they seem to think I don't *know* certain people.It seems that some users intimately know over 3000 people. I also deleted my 2 cats' accounts. Thinking about it, it might have been the cats =^ ^=

  • Dear Kim, ya wanna wrestle? uh huh huh, uh, huh huh- signed, Butthead.

  • Facebook is super-ficial to relationship status. It's like, I don't care you got a new boyfriend, got married you, nor had a baby you pathetic desperate skank. Your so pathetic to express to the world your status because you don't like yourself. I can't stand desperate super-ficial whores whom are pathetic to just settle with what ever tool they get with.

  • Hahahaha!!! Prety good and hilarious!! :D Greetings!

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  • deleting fb was the best thing I ever did!

  • yeah I know that feeling I write stuff on fb same as what some off my cousins write my aunty likes their status & not mine or likes photo's they've posted & none off mine it literately makes me feel like people hate me or something, I've always had low self-esteem my whole life it doesn't help much, like even the professional photo's I got done & put on fb none off my rellies have clicked like, only 1 off the photo's 1 off my aunties clicked like on but all the others nothing, like I'm ugly :/

  • youtube is the same away, addicting, i wish i could go back 6 months in time to when i didnt know much about youtube and editing

  • she looks like she has wide eye syndrome

  • @torktt Wide eyes are beautiful

  • This is the best anti-facebook video I have ever seen ... nice ...

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  • i am also not on Facebook, and i never will be. Facebook is nothing but a lame fad anyway.

  • These videos quicky get boring though.

    Who invented the algorithm for making them?

  • Why are your eyes so far apart?

  • @Alf90100 lol....that's the way God made her...and she's still beautiful....i guess it makes her unique

  • in real life, those people have sucks life, updating their status 24 hours a day. And most of them are just bunch of liars. trying to make their life sounds better.

  • LMAO...

  • If I delete my account I can create a new one ... right?

  • Wankbook

  • Pffft, that was awesome. (From a FB delete vet of 3 months)

  • STALK BOOK ;P

  • The brunette is MINES!!!

  • Its funny that when I walk into a library, ALMOST EVERYONE is on that dumbass FaceCrap site! Jeezes, all people are becoming sheep!!

  • at 1:48 i was like, "is it revenge?" O_o

    Yes, it was revenge. =D

  • Simple solution to this problem: Get the fuck off of Facebook and any other social networking site. Telephone, email and regular mail, thank you!

  • you can wreck my penis .

  • GOSH I MISS THE 80s/ 90s SO FUCKING MUCH WHEN FACEBOOK NEVER RESIST.

  • @knightclassic1 i was thinking about the 90's today! even though i was about 8 so happy i existed at that time knowing what it felt like to be safe and less exposed

  • Girl, I'm with you 1000000%, Facebook has caused me more stress that i had to go to see Therapy, it even caused me to commit suicide sometimes.

  • No one calls their mom every day after they died trying to climb mt. everest.

  • soical media isnt for kids or teenagers. they are not ready emotionally to take on such a big big world. think about your self before these sites came along wasnt you more happy. when u shared pics in ur living room is was special feeling. we have lost what we can never go back. freedom

  • omg it really does rip the self esteem away from me and it never gives it back!! Truly...all my friends getting married and going to spain, white water rafting and on criuses with their husbands who make more money than i can imagine,i feel horrible when i log on, and then when i do actually have some good things going on in my life, i always decide NOT to advertise it, just because i dont want to throw it in anyones face the way its been thrown into mine...so yeah, i dont log on very often

  • So freaking true....so freakin true!!!!!!!!!1

  • @uniqueboii11 wow. you really need help with your self esteem, i wonder who could help you with that

    i wonder..

  • very true facebook is just a fad...oh and that brunette is cute!

  • ur ugly

  • @MrSexycapricorn88 link a picture of yourself 

  • this is why i love youtube! :D

  • lol i dont really post anything on facebook but youtube vids and funny stuff and its my real friends so i have there number so no need to type to them just call em i dont even text and even if i dont have there number i message them not post on there wall

  • i never hada facebook in the first place, glad i never made an account!

  • @mukaikof Trust me, you're not missing out at all. Facebook ain't nothing but a bully.

  • @15mish....well done :) absolutely spot on

  • having poor self esteem is a problem YOU have, not a problem that facebook has.

  • @15mish :l i'd like you to say that to kids who get picked on

  • having poor self esteem is a problem YOU have, not a problem that facebook has.

  • ha ha. They are great and we are a piece of their shit. LOL That's why I am taking a long break from that crap. Facebook can bite it.

  • FACEBOOK IS ALL PEOPLE GIVINH EACHOTHER ENERGY.

  • Facebook is such a bitch!

  • Facebook is stupid. All people do is post status's that no one cares post pictures of themselves and have arguments. People who i dont know and hate are friend requesting me for no reasons. I'm glad i deleted mine.

  • I hate Facebook cause there's just almost no point to it except give helpful information about others to random pedophiles roaming the web.

  • im using facebook only to grow my business. i got my likes/fans here-->{bit.ly/pzd08L}...highl­y recommended

  • Well said. Take a look at the EyeGuardian software that deals with Cyberbullying, Strangers and Sexting photos on Facebook. Its a solution that's really friendly,

  • I think it sucks very much face book sold my personal information! and made copies of my account to sell to people! :( my face book was hailey oddson i clicked on one of ones with the same name as me after that facebook banend me i got an email saying that they banned me for nothing

  • cell phones are a bigger problem, people walk around here looking down, walking in front of traffic. Idiots that are addicted... I get on facebook to talk to family and that's it, no personal info, and deleting it when we all find a site to send e-mails through other than an e-mail client.

  • its so unprivate

  • GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dear Santa Claus,

    if you ever read this, please reboot the fucking universe to get rid of that stupid species called human! K, thx!

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd lol XD best comment ever ^_^

  • ok this is what i REALLY hate about facebook. People can say whatever the flying f**** they want without having to look at you and your expression. Oh and you have no idea how people are saying things, whether they are really excited about what you said, or if there being sarcastic...if drives me crazy :P

  • facebook you gotta go 2 the 3 in 1 social site mytwitface

  • hahahahaha xD

  • thats how i feel facebook sucks

  • @Xxienjoymarshmellows hmm.. nope. not really. i see no big deal. just a way to communicate :)

  • yet everyone commenting seems to be older o.e

  • @Xxienjoymarshmellows lol.. theres nothing wrong with cell phones tho

  • @georlysa10 RIght, Cell phones been around for about 23 years. Is just texting is the most problem with cell phones.

  • No privacy on fb, since what you posted on someones status/link etc shows on your wall

  • Delete your facebook profile,get a life

  • @agnosticfrontliner you cant deleat your facebook page.

    there is no such thing as a privacy setting...its all a lie.

    Ppl use it to spy on you....strangers know stuff about you cos you have it for the whole fukn planet to see.

    the government uses it to spy.

    I dont like the idea that someone can google my name and a page with my whole life and friends will pop up.

    i'am the only person i know that doesnt have one.

    fuck facebook

    and twitter?...that is worse

  • Facebook is for people that don't have a life and don't have nothing better else to do but just sit their on the computer post staus updates about themselves, get more friends to be popular, talk shit about othes but can't say it at school, play these stupid app games, and a lot of rumors, THAT'S WHY I DELETED MY FACEBOOK IT WAS TOO MUCH DRAMA SO I DELETED IT FUCK FACEBOOK FOR LIFE

  • what is she doing on Facbook.Get up and go make me a sandwhich.

  • I deleted my facebook because it was boring and I rarely logged on it. I just can't sit on the computer all day commenting on crap.

  • FaceBooks is for loosers! who don't do much in life other than sit around in front of their computer or devices! reading and commenting on other loosers crap!!

  • myspace is way better

  • fuck facebook

    

  • i deleted mine because i was tired of all these whores bragging about marriage, too bad the husband doesn't know how big a whore you used to be:) And cuz i was tired of all the single mothers uploading 200 pics of their new bastard baby.

  • facebook sucks, ppl try so damn hard to prove they have amazing lives on it and show off about everything theyre doing. no u losers dont have 1500 friends, ugh. i dont feel the need to tell everyone about my trips or life, cuz i dont want every single person knowing. sucks cuz i feel like ppl are gonna stay obsessed for awhile. i just have one cuz i feel weird if i delete it, but it would be a nice relief.....

  • Facebook is prone to: Internet bullying Fake profile images and people stalkers people trying to be better than they are petty people People who mostly lack social skills cliquing Identity theft scams Egotistical bimbos My dumbass blonde cousin who I know photoshops her pictures so she looks thin. Yup all the fun stuff that people are willing to fall for on social networking sites but won't in real life. Isn't the internet amazing?
  • FACEBOOK IS FANTASY ISLAND! NOTHING YOU SEE THERE IS REAL!EVERYONE LIES JUST TO MAKE THEMSELVES BIG! IF THEY REALLY WAS THAT BIG THEY SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T BE WASTING TIME ON FACEBOOK! LETS FACE IT!FACEBOOK IS A CHAT LINE FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE 24/7

  • @moonpuppyou812 And for those stuck up,egotistical,up tight people. Who like to take pictures of themselves in the mirror. Thinking their the shit when their not lol.

  • The reason it ruins mine is because my friends and family have lots of inside jokes that, if other people see them, THEY MIGHT THINK IT'S A DIRTY JOKE BASED ON SOMETHING I'VE DONE!! Because they don't know what the joke is ACTUALLY about and people think I'm a slut or that I participate in incest!! UGHHH it's SO EMBARRASSING!! FML

  • you have great skin

  • Great video, Facebook is so old fashion...the future is in Virtual Worlds (3D) FB will just drop more and more users because there is no future in this kind of community... Virtual Worlds have more then 1.5 Milliard Users :)

  • thats a huge laptop!

  • thats a huge laptop!

  • FUCK facebook!! i got all my friends and PEOPLE WHO MATTER on SPEED DIAL muffucka. how's that for SOCIAL.

  • You are a foxy lady!! I wish I could carry you on my shoulders at the beach so everyone can see you in a bikini!!! ; )

  • 4 words Facebook melts Your mind

  • I really just have one to see what people are doing. I only make status updates like twice a month. I just don't like how it does the opposite of what it is supposed to do. If you stay on it, it actually ruins your social life. 

  • I found an old bully on facebook and I thought that it would be the perfect time for her now an adult could apologize for what she did to me. The bitch pretending she didn't know who I was and blocked me. But not before I saw she was living in section 8 housing and put on about 75 lbs. In this case my self esteem was elevated.

  • rofl facebook only "DESTROYS" your life, if u think it does..haha

    thats goes with anything in life, your mind is for lack of a better word... like jello.

    but it can be made into what its truely meant to be, which is solid and strong!!!

    dont let stupid things like facebook and stuff change your perspective, period..

  • dear beautiful girl...life is not a race...run at your own pace...the only person you must defeat is your own shadow and negativity...be thankful you are very pretty and have enough $ to even buy a laptop...there will always be many people out there who have done better things than us...xxx ooo xxx/milwaukee ufo hunter

  • thumbs up if the blonde had the worse acting ever seen

  • lol, you're hilarious! :D

  • facebook gargles donkey cum. Myspace is and was always better.

  • sooo liberating!!!!! deleted, you are sooooooooo funny, i love you!!

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  • Social networking causes people to focus all of their energy towards creating a virtual personality rather than a real one. I've noticed that since the invention of facebook, people have become so consumed by trying to find ways to update their pictures and profiles in a way that portrays how "fun" their lives are, rather than living in the moment and actually enjoying themselves. If a moment cannot be bragged about to hundreds of others, it means nothing.

  • @chillydogification true words right there!

  • @chillydogification make a vid I watch it on the facebook subject.

  • @chillydogification could not agree more...iv been bangin on about this for ages and finally i know im not alone

  • @pacnite u stole my words.

    to hell with that stupid website,

    I can stay "connected" with my friends even without facebook

  • Paha. From one Kim to another.......I love the video! :)

  • Yes, I quit too..It was Horrid! The most narcissistic thing i've ever seen. Only lasted 2 months.

  • YouTube > Facebook

  • @Chonvay Youtube is 1000 times better than that head fuck facebook.

  • @irishhellsangel I agree with you and chillydogification so much. I just deleted FB yesterday because after two years of being on it, I realize how psychologically damaging it is.

  • Fuck facebook

  • im gonna add this bitch on facey

  • My thoughts:

    i) Facebook reminds me of high-school sometimes with the low value bragging status updates and crap.

    ii) I get to know people a bit too too fast and would get to know things that's in the TMI range.

    iii) I think facebook is worse than starcraft, counter strike, (insert highly addicting video game here)...

    I just quit fb.

  • lol awesome vid.

    

  • @solomonredsox

    My point was that if people didn't feel so self deluded in how special they were, without actually accomplishing a noteworthy thing, facebook would not be this haven for self important nobodies who rely on the illusory output of other's to artificially inflate their pathetically suffocated confidence levels.

  • @brainboob you're not important enough to even talk shit to anyone. Especially considering you're bitching at someone about being confident because you're probably some loser with no friends.

  • I feel worse for the people getting married, it's a bigger crock of shit than facebook.

  • Nothing on the internet has to be true...So there is no need to be jealous about things you read on the internet...And even if it were true, then you still don't have to be jealous.

  • You are so cool...i hope all your wildest dreams come true. <3

  • The number one reason Facebook annihilates your self esteem: It's not genuine self esteem.

  • @0manoscar maybe if you just didn't give a fuck about what people think and weren't so damn sensitive you wouldn't have this problem. I mean, seriously? Fb isn't THAT bad. Yeah some people you don't like can find you, whatever, fuck them. I'm on top of MY game and those losers envy me because of my accomplishments. Either stop being such a loser or just stop caring what OTHER people think. Damn it!

  • @solomonredsox

    Yea, self centered idiots like you who think way too highly of yourself are part of the problem. If you were that special I am sure we would all have heard of you by now. Newsflash, you're not. NOT THAT SPECIAL!

  • @brainboob I never said I was anyone famous. If you weren't so fuckin' dumb maybe you wouldn't have these issues. Brain boob :P you retard

  • @brainboob Part of what problem? The problem that some people feel poorly about themselves? If someone else's self esteem makes you feel badly about yourself, you have a real problem, the kind that therapy exists for. Seek help.

  • @brainboob you're right cause all people with self esteem, even a little bit of it are famous. Well thought out comeback right there. I guess this is why you call yourself brainboob. Seriously? Hopefully you end your miserable life to cut your parents of paying for your therapy that I'm sure you need cause your life sucks so much. Just go to a corner, cut yourself and bleed out. Save them the heart ache.

  • this makes perfect sense. I'm staying off of facebook for about 2 weeks, and if i like life better, ill delete it for good. it's a downer on my day when I see people's relationship statuses change and pictures of a girl I'm talking to post pictures of herself and her cleavage with 15 other guys liking it telling her how "fucking hot" she is. it's a goddamn disease. I'm there to stay connected, not let people judge me who I never talk to. Facebook is the curse of the century

  • :DD

  • everytime i view a persons facebook page i can't help but think how self-important they look...i don't want ppl on my page thinking the same thing...facebook just encourages narcissism..I dont care if you went on a fancy vacation somewhere and i dont need to see the pics..besides if were good friends you can show me the pics face 2 face over a drink and talk about the experience...thats socializing..not commenting on FB or giving a thumbsup lol

  • "my clock is ticking" So girls feel rushed to have a kid because everyone else has one? Not because they actually want a kid? That's materialistic over a child lol.

    Society is confusing. Maybe someday it will all make sense.

  • Facebook has gotten out of control! It started off pretty cool but then got crazy. It's too much mess up there. People just go up there and brag about their lives like they are living so perfectly, but you know they aren't cause EVERYBODY has problems. People put too much of their business up there. It's like, "I'm getting ready to hit the bathroom cause I think I have to do number 2." Twitter is the same way. YouTube is the best invention I think.

  • you can remove tags..

  • number 6 you end up making these videos

  • hahaha this vid is great! u r very funny and u made a brilliant vid. when i went to college a few yrs ago this guy created a WeHate(MyNameHere) account for me on facebook, in order to make me feel bad. But i just let him know that i already had that account set up just w/ a shorter title.

  • the main reason i HATE FACEBOOK

    is cuz of my dad.cuz my dads cpu fucked up so he literally bugz me like every 15 minutes to "i just wanna check out my facebook"and when i say no he comes back 3 minutes later and makes up a fake story that he needs the internet for his job and so on...of course ireturn to my room after going to the washroom or whatever

    and guess what ? DADS ON STUPID FUCKING FACEBOOK

  • @nektazoidcico He sounds like Randy Marsh from SouthPark, and funny.

  • she's cute

  • people are stupid and very limited...if you use facebook for a good cause, for your friends and faster communication ... its ok...but adding crazy bitches that you don't know and bunch of other motherfuckers that you don't know is just stupid shit

  • wow an attractive young female does not have a facebook!

  • I know why you are so miserable and obsessed with fb being bad , because you aint got the MacBook xD

  • i hate it when ppl steals ur facebook pictures

  • I'm sorry but this isn't really convincing. Just because people enjoy posting their daily life and it might be better than ours just means their life is different, maybe better than others and facebook doesn't have anything to do with it. They just share it, it's like telling someone something on a cell phone that you don't like. Does it mean the cell phone provider, let's say AT&T, ruins self esteem? It's just providing facts.

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  • i have the same laptop :D lol

  • i hate it when friends put photos of you and dont delete it

  • if it makes you feel better... I'll bang you :D

  • Awesome video :)))

  • I must say, the relationship thing does get to me! *hides face in shame* I hate those darn pink hearts!

  • LOL

  • LMAO

    facebook doesnt control my life like this anymore, i barely go on it, and its great!

  • what is being tag or being poke mean anyway. i dont have a facebook so i dont know.

  • @Cal2Or9ies ok i just have to tell you, DO NOT GET A FACBOOK IT IS SO STUPID i respect you for not having one. i havent been on for 2 months now and its awesome

  • @Cal2Or9ies I guess I am in the same boat as you. I never made a facebook. and never will. I hate when my friends tell me to make a fb account.

    People often seem to forget what social networking is built for in the first place. It is not to connect with friends you already know, it is to make new friends on the internet to socialize/meet up. I find that a bit scary meeting people randomly.

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  • You guys noticed that ever since Facebook is invented, every fucking friend of yours greets you happy birthday even though they don't know your birthday? I did an experiment on that. 2009, I changed my birthday to January 1 instead of my actually birthday, 3 people greeted me. Didn't change anything on 2010, almost everyone on my list posted on my stupid wall

  • @johnkx I'm totally going to try that...it'll show me who my real friends are

  • @KrazzzyKyle Go for it! It's a good way to know who you should be trusting.

  • @johnkx the only thing I'm going to be distraught by is the fact that not many ppl on my friends list care :(

  • @KrazzzyKyle friends lists are a joke .... i have about 500 friends on their ... how many do i really talk to? About 60 ppl .. why do I keep it? ...invites to events (bdays and parties of semi-close acquaintances... your real friends will invite you in person or on the phone ..but its good to network)

  • FACEBOOK IS A FUCKING MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ARE FALLING FOR IT! IT DESTROYS TRUE CONNECTIONS, IT ENCOURAGES CLIQUES AND SYCOPHANTIC BEHAVIOR! TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT WHAT IT'S DOING TO YOU RIGHT NOW! I WANT TO EXTEND A PRE-FUCK YOU! TO WHOEVER COMMENTS AGAINST THIS INSIGHT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT ANY OF YOU ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID AND INFERIOR TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THESE FACTS!

  • @LittleEmoBoy001 Meh. You get at some valid points, but you fail to look at the whole picture. You can do what you please on facebook without doing everything available on it. You can limit your friend list as you please, customize your security settings, and completely hide your identity for the most part. If you're not a moron, you won't get yourself in a position to have bad pictures taken of yourself to be posted online. Facebook is a useful tool when used properly. Just be smart about shit.

  • @LittleEmoBoy001 Meh. You get at some valid points, but you fail to look at the whole picture. You can do what you please on facebook without doing everything available on it. You can limit your friend list as you please, customize your security settings, and completely hide your identity for the most part. If you're not a moron, you won't get yourself in a position to have bad pictures taken of yourself to be posted online. Facebook is a useful tool when used properly. Just be smart about shit.