First Kiss (now with CLOSED CAPTIONS!)

[BabiLocks]

AI

[nrgins]

I loved this when it first came out. I can't believe, after all these years, that it only has 300K views! Shame. It's a great little piece. (Just goes to show - foreign-language videos have a hard time making it in an English-dominated market! ;-) )

[SherbetDerbet]

i LOVE this accent...

[MissCherylBlossom]

Oh my god watching this made me think we dont even talk like that well i certainly dont i like is a diffrent part and plus about biting her arm that makes those from glassgow sound rough

[KuraiNeko66]

lol "its not worth it"

[shippothejackrus]

I love their accent

[2oGuNTHeRo9]

yasss mahn !!!! ryte laugh never knew colette could act :-O

[AmberCullenRBS]

wtf??!! is all i have to say, exept from the fact yuur scottish, for that, your pure amazing :D x

[thesmalltowndreamer]

what does aye mean?

[francisstokesdotcom]

@thesmalltowndreamer It means yes.

[jimishotunde]

poor dog...

[Tescosorangejuicerox]

this made me lol

:L

[hbrocks09]

i dont get this i barley could under stand her!!!!

[gurkis35]

Scotish..

[xinloveo17xo1]

i cant understand them they have to strong of an accent

[gracie6611]

wot did that have to do with kssing....

[yubbers123]

I'd be pissed. Fuckin' pissed.

[ccsabbyrachy]

my mom used to have her bed blanket

[littlelauren971]

lol, i dont see the point of this, i thort she did bite the dog! ahhhh! lucky she didnt, vampire dog it wudda been!

[EmmskiM4]

Thiss video makes u proud tae bee fae Glasgow lmao :D

[heroman119]

thats retarted

[thelilcrybaby]

someone explain the point of this to me?

[arini10]

wtf was that

it was strangely awesome but really fucked up

[Andy091290]

...What...the fuck?

[duhhhcoatuhhhh]

I didn't think it was hard to understand at all, this was cute.

[tanukibrahma]

I thought that was really cute. I'm American and love hearing this accent, though I can't understand some of words.

[narishi2324]

wtf?!?!

[IrishSubscriber]

OMG YOU BIT MS LENNYS ARM!

[clubpenguinchops8]

what the hell was that?

[lilcheerleader2]

uhmm... that was worthless...

[Marchingbandjs]

shes a little young to be wearing makeup

[MrZizu6]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

do u think that u r in hollywood!!!?? dum ass

u act an emo!!!!!

[chloew102]

omg she has da same wall paper as me!

[hellokittyhoes]

this is the most retarded thing ever

your a rat

[DJMaca1998]

i don't get it :S

[Rombauts95]

see, kisses can be as dangerous as sex! Haha

[andrei281193]

soooo...what's the point?

[bigmikecomedy]

you should eat healthier

[sesshysgurl23]

mmk nice...much betta to understand!!

[regger099]

ok i rewatched it, it's nice!

steph markham somehow reminds me of Laura Crossley of The Secret Garden (1993) and "Emmerdale Farm"

[francisstokesdotcom]

Thanks for your persistence! Otherwise, I would have never discovered the closed captions feature.

[regger099]

yer welcome and dude, you are talented! So it's my viewers duty to make this as good as possible. Don't lose heart with whatever you're doing, and enjoy it if things are looking up as well as if things look .... less up! ;);)

Jump off that couch for those of us who are simply too lazy to jump off! :)

[regger099]

damn! you "Beat" me to it! ;)

it seems my video response didn't work. Oh well.

see my channel anyway.

i admit this is much better.

[francisstokesdotcom]

This video now has closed captions, so if you can't understand the accents, just click on the triangle in the bottom right and select "CC", "Turn Captions On".

[regger099]

okay so i posted a vid response, it should be there already, or soon. Please annotate, especilly the little girl bits, she's hard to get.

[francisstokesdotcom]

I just discovered the Closed Captions function on the site here. I'm going to create captions for it, and you'll be able to read them by clicking on the button in the player.

[sesshysgurl23]

I CANT UNDERSTAND!!

[CapinTravin]

"jesus christ it's not mono" XD

[regger099]

I meant annotations. Please copy this vid, upload it again, and annotate this! With subs!

oh damn, I'll do it!!

[francisstokesdotcom]

I've actually wanted to do that for some time. I tried in the past to upload the same video twice - which is essentially what I'd be doing - and YouTube blocked it. so I'm not sure what to do.

[regger099]

yah, me me neither, it's blocking me too, even after i've saved it as an AVI file. it's so annoying

[regger099]

SUBTITLES!!!

You can open it up to everyone, adding subtitles via them addadd thingies.

[SedaecreM1]

Ahahaha.

3:21

Ahaha

"for God Sakes Becky its Not like youll get mono"

[MissCVR3]

My mom is from Britain and I'm half Scottish. So I guess cause I'm around the accent all the time I could understand this video lol :)

[dancinmadcow]

mee tooo lol

[rajnazemljiizemlja]

is this english...I do not understand anything...

[YourCathe]

i guess it's scotish but i don't understand a single word :D

[MsChowder]

what R they sayin?

[Hobzy107]

u gotta get rid of all that spam...but good short film

[cullyno1]

their fukin scottish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[alleycat7523]

I could barely understand what u were saying! But I luv the accents!

[deadmannequins]

I dug it a lot. Keep on making movies.

[estimulate100]

i want to have my first kiss too

[jamesivan24]

I am writing a psychological story and I need help modeling a character. I need to private message with a girl who is a challenger. Someone who would take a mystery to be a good thing.

No, this isn't like personal pages thing, this is only for modeling a character, nothing else.

[OhMyNanny]

ummm okaay then

vampires from tescos in ireland

cool

[PyyhekumiKola]

irish acent is like another language.

didn't get any of it

[arlingtongirl30]

wtf this makes no sense

[katilemir]

how old is she??

[Xxstranger1xX]

yeh i cant understand them either!!

[ArabianPirate102]

WOAH! epic accents!!!! Im seriously jealous lol! XD

[SEENOfell]

UGH. Can't understand anything. Wish I did. >>

[GeneralJo08]

LOLOLOLOLOL...

epic accents XD

[zbasarab]

those accents are fukin awesome.

[aidanboi1]

6.40? for pie and chips? fucking rip off in my village you can get a pie and chips for 1.60 and sausage and chips for 1.50

[zbasarab]

whats a pie and chips? lol?!

[lealeakirbis]

she said 2.40

[Tsukaruu]

wtf, irish vampires. people have no lives.

[akabutch77]

there scottish not irish...... haha

[diablitoo86]

vampires?

[iLoVeMyBAyBi]

haha:] idk wut anything says cuz im nott irishh, but itz still funny;P

[stephaniemarkham]

Scottish.

[dannii890]

what was that i dont get it

[tank1838]

lol vampire

[malinamih]

i don't understand anything

[blubryfields4evr]

lol this is funny

[Agdollfan4life15]

IRISH FREAKSLOL

[Dragknight11]

Scottish, not irish...

[darlingirloving]

Well that was.. rubbish

[zebulen11]

...ummm i dont speak Irish

[philippe4141]

QFT, I only understood half the words there.

[reallydumbwaiter]

Good thing the film was made in Scotland then, huh?

[benjismommy]

the whole thing was completely in english?? and there was no irish at all.... i should know i live in ireland.....

[tjtesttesttest]

There are people in other countries who speak English too.

[benjismommy]

ya i know.... i was saying the whole thing was in english and that there was no irish??

[AshleyBlapro]

Wow! didn't expect the vampire thing. It was good right up to the vampire part!

[missmaymaymay]

so true

[9mtzappart]

ugh Irish people DO NOT talk like that.that's scotish!

[miley005]

ok then for a min i thought it was real cuz im one of those sicos who beleive in spirits and vampires and all.... until i saw the end credits jeez i wish it was real i would so luv to meet her

[awesomesox343]

omg that's creeped me out! i fell off my chair. now i can't stop talking with that irish accent. it's fun.

[rockin4Him12]

that creeped me out a bit

[Lilz0102]

They sound irish lol

[Michi985]

wow, um, yeah, okay.

[nothinbutshowtunes]

I didnt understand a word that little girl was saying

[cali0cullen]

I totally did not see the vampire thing coming.=]

I loved how this was filmed.

[kyrah114]

i have a question the she bite the dog and said it was not worth it or she did not bite and said it was not worth it.??????????????? just wondering!!! ♀

[francisstokesdotcom]

She didn't bite the dog, instead saying "it's not worth it."

[wwjdgurl22]

Best accents I have ever heard! So, Mr. Francis Stokes, are you Irish, Scottish, or American? You've got a smattering of all three in your films and have shot at a few different locations.

[francisstokesdotcom]

I'm American. My wife grew up in Scotland, and that's where we filmed this. So the accents in this are genuine Glaswegian accents.

[wwjdgurl22]

People from Glascow are called Glaswegians? Learn something new every day.

[francisstokesdotcom]

Weird, right? It should be... Glasgowgians!

[thesoup1121]

If shes a vampire why does she have a cross in her room

[francisstokesdotcom]

she hasn't redecorated since she got bitten.

[Delfedd]

lol

I didn't watch it at first because i thought it was going to be all meaningful

[angeljen808]

eye..........

[planetjulio1972]

i don't speak irish

[xLiKeWh0ax]

Haha i love how she looks like shes 9 years old and then at 4:38 she has a playboy bunny blanket.

[tsusajop]

lol true but she probably just tht that it was a bunny,, but whoever bought it for her is a dumb person..

[G5mariusG5]

Hahaha... i love to listen to scots :P hahahaha

Damn its funny! ^^

[oromartjac]

what does rubish mean???

[ghfdjksa]

bull

[vickiesaur]

my boyfriends last name ,

is docherty aswell !;)

[XXXEmoGirlXXX35]

i didnt understand half of the things that she said

[xxvampirexfreakxx]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[WinteryRachel]

Really funny. One question-- why did that little girl, I mean little vampire, have sheets on her bed covered with pink playboy bunnies? lol

[francisstokesdotcom]

um... product placement!

[christina0987654321]

That was soooooo stupid, its sooooo fake.

[imissulikecrazy777]

what did she say after she bit the dog?

[francisstokesdotcom]

"It's not worth it."

[imissulikecrazy777]

ok thanks

[sacasweetheart]

after she bit the dog she said.... ''It's not worth it''. lol You posted this comment 1 month ago. so just for get it lol

[mobius528]

i sorta agree with hybie

like, grantedi'm a dubliner so some of the phrases were familiar, but the accents were right thick

[CFTMEDITOR]

Wow, I haven't heard this kind of accents in years. It almost sounds like one has a Glaswegian accent and the other has an Orkney or Shetland accent. Could be mistaken but it didn't really like a Glaswegian accent.

Not bad, all in all. Dog is too hairy, lessons lerned.

[franciskentoandasan]

good one

[WeetbixKIDox]

haha good one (Y)

[scrubsloverNoHomo]

good short film

[Hybie]

It was impossible to understand what they said 'cause of the strange dialect. Wish you would subtitle it for us outside the UK. Other than that I liked the vid. I understood enough to 'get it', you know catch what it was all about and I think the actors did very well. They looked natural and so was the dialog. Very unstrained. Loved the plot and the whole vampyre-idea. I'll see what else you've got cooking. Cheers...

[zoltanf72]

It's a really good video. I wish to subscribe but I don't know how.!

[hermione1135]

press the big yellow button above the vid description that says "subscribe" :) lol

[kelliroxxo]

nice vid even tho i didnt really get what they were saying

[miv333]

LOL that's pretty funny. It's good!

[TwinkleToesO]

That sounds more like a German accent

[courtneyjannotti9]

haha im part Scottish listing to your accents makes me miss my cousins lol

[francisstokesdotcom]

Actually, the two stars are cousins, separated by an ocean.

[ParanormalIndiana]

What is that sick looking food she is eating? It looks like French fries served on bread with Powdered Sugar on top... :-(

[francisstokesdotcom]

Ha! No powdered sugar. It's a meat pie and chips.

[thedigitalnomad]

I wish I could understand most what they are saying. It sounds cute.

[francisstokesdotcom]

I know - I'm trying to figure something out. I tried doing subtitles, but it's a little hard when they're speaking English. If you're doing another language, you can do a rough translation. But they talk too fast to subtitle every word.

[miv333]

I'm english, I had no trouble understanding. Then again, I do listen to lots of foreign music and watch foriegn Tv series.

[b52goats]

its a scott girl not an irish girl

[Asherz156]

my bf is irish <3

[offdisplay]

I'll have to watch it a few to understand all that was said. Yeah, I'm from California.

[sandyjeankerr]

Im From Glagow :D Amazin Place !

Here.. What Was The Think About Coz I Didn't Get It !

[Pooki04]

Whats the song at the end?

[francisstokesdotcom]

"tooth fairy" by brandi haile. check out brandi haile dot com.

[b52goats]

what you cant tell the differnce between irish or scottish thats sad:P iam from the states and i can understande it perfictly

[edebbws07]

I can tell the different between irish and scottish. I like the accents both.

[brokenheartiswear]

irish or scottttish

[SmiertSpionem]

Scottish!

[barca2022]

that explain it all...

[Troland73]

Im willing to wager that the folks who cant understand the accents are from the states!.. We really need to get our heads out of our asses..Oh yes, The video was funny, and I had a hard time understanding the girl.

[Igirl3]

this is so funney

[lillyfly1]

lol that was so funny

[Mpaschoarelli]

me too...

i couldn't understand

[joelle18104]

I love this film.

[Grambo4]

I can hardly understand a word that the little girl says (because I'm not used to the accent), but I absolutely love it because of the accents - I could listen to that accent all day! Cool video. "I thought Vampires couldn't go out in the day" "That's Rubbish" lol...

[kwondoaxprincess2]

i couldn't understand what they were saying

[soccerchickagetAr]

she bit the dog? i was kinda confused because of the accent

[francisstokesdotcom]

No - she doesn't bite it, she says "It's not worth it."

[iamsleeeping]

every project direct video i have ever seen

says shinagins at least once. is it a requirement or something or just a coincedence

[kenzamabob]

it's a requirement.

[vramproductions]

this was hysterical.

Even though I had to watch it like 3 times to figure out what they were saying.

[Peedwa]

is everything a question? sounds like it?

i can barely understand them?

[cordayrox]

Baha this is hilarious :L

[girLinTheClouds]

Why is this video called "First kiss" ?

I don't see any kiss

[JalousYet]

the girl gets her first "kiss" from a boy who is actually a vampire.

[girLinTheClouds]

oh, ok :-) I didn't understand. I'm french, I don't understand the english spoken, and here it's scottish !

[JalousYet]

:) that must be VERY confusing then!

[girLinTheClouds]

Yes, a little, but it's not unpleasant :-)

[XalexinwonderlandX]

i adore the scottish accents! very awsome video! i was like OMG not the dog!!

[yowassup521]

2:18 scared the shit out of me

[dondopa]

got any twizzlers?

[JalousYet]

mmm pie and chips are awesome.

[hotmiley134]

why in every entry it says i demand an explination for these shinanicans

[francisstokesdotcom]

That was one of the rules for the "Project Direct" contest.