Entourage- Turtle's Best The Original (By Truespecialist)

[masanchez34]

A hooker who cleans!!! Classic!!

[YUGIOHbuyANDsell]

"these two will fuck us if we take them!" vince- how do you know? "cuz they said if you take us, we'll fuck you!"

[ericmuller]

god damn that was stupid hahaha fuckin idiot

[Zazlimel]

get me a drink i'm at the silicon valley!

[bbballin009]

RIP Entourage

[YUGIOHbuyANDsell]

@bbballin009 dont worry they're probably making a movie

[cmizerany]

I'll give em a 10 for amenities if she'll let me service that ass.

[ANeonTiger]

6:28 - ROFL @ creepy turn

[ANeonTiger]

I hadn't noticed how much Turtle has changed since Season 1 haha

[Draggis92]

turtle just keepin' it real

[IFenderFatStrat]

I just was told at a party tby a few girls that I remind them of him .... I'll take that as a compliment....this fuck is funny bahaha

[HappymanFIN]

E: Could you get laid without Vince, thats the question

Turtle: Do i give a fuck, thats the answer

[BloodBath808]

FUCK YOU TOBEY!!!!

[LBjim]

.." cuz your not hot enough"...LMFAO!!

[coolkid2908]

turtle has ill swag.. always reppin a fresh hat with ill kicks

[skeetvvideos]

american dads versions better

[vandalgirrl]

loved him as the chubby, hilarious ghetto kid that dressed sharp in fitted baseball hats and matching shirts who would beg girls to kiss him and be shocked when they thought he was cute. now he's skinny, screwing gorgeous actresses, and dressing in button down shirts and khakis, like E. no hats either. #boring. i miss pre-jamielynn turtle, he was my perfect man.

[LambMadras]

@JuliusHolmberg

Most money Entourage comment I've read so far. WTF happened to the writing team after Season 4??

[Ofs182]

i like turtles

[morgantown1]

I understand that characters need to grow, but Turtle was the shit as the pothead driver---FUCK RESPONSIBILITY

[esmeraldacam]

i loooved the creepy turn... you gotta love turtle

[PhilliesBlaze1]

Do I scare you cause I will slap you in your fucken head ha ha ha ha

[maccuish6]

hahhahah do i scare you cuz i slap u in ur fuckin head

[henkarars]

The first episodes where the best. Theres to much Ari Gold now.

[DG7show]

fuck skinny turtle

[phillyeagles217]

yea do i scare you?

cause ill slap you in yur fucking head!

[SakuraSolidMarker]

turtle is the shit,niggaa

[ChuckinCho]

I hated him so much at the beginning. He got to sleep with hot chicks who really hated him and wasjust a leech. He grew on me though and now I think hes hilarious.

[irenairenairena]

"I only pay for pussy with profits" LOLOLOL

[jellyjamacain]

Anyone know the tune playing in the background at 0:30 at the pool scene. It's very faint, might have to turn up your speakers to hear it...

[michaelantonio0221]

@jellyjamacain i wanna get to know you g-unit

[jellyjamacain]

@michaelantonio0221 thanks mang! :)

[MysteryMixes]

Turtle is the best! lol.

[cmichael67]

never saw thius show before. looks like i have some catching up to do :)

[Antrizzle2009]

I love how he still had his New York accent in the first couple seasons. You can tell he's been in L.A. too long by like the 4th season. He sounds totally different.

[BerryCherry007]

Turtle is hot

[phillyeagles217]

fav scene from the show is the HS party for the auquman premiere

[lebronsmyboy6]

@phillyeagles217 "A day in the valley" season 3 part 1... great great episode, one a my favs as well

[monkeyklaw]

7:15-8:02 is so hilarious

[Aulelia27]

Turtle is actually such a complex character - hilarious but oddly profound especially at the revenge EFF thing at 0:25 LMFAO!

[Figgettt]

These two will fuck us if we take them, garunteed...

How do you know

Cuz they said if you take us we'll fuck you

LMAO Turtle has hidden hilarity haha

[Malayboy79]

7:24 damn which episode is tht again?

[phillyeagles217]

@Malayboy79

Auquamom

[BeyondLame]

his real name is Sal

[xXPhatalityXx]

drama wont lend me money if its a "sexual Act" lmao

[floeticdeath]

You don't scare me

Turtle: Well, do I scare you? cause I'ma slap you in ya fuckin head. Let me hit him once What? I won't break nothing." lol

[sanpablos39]

@floeticdeath thas my shit! that's one of the few times I was proud of turtle for backin up vince! but I like 1:50 " you got glitter all over your face" LOL

[phillyeagles217]

1:32

BOOM

[phillyeagles217]

TURTLE IS A GOD

[K7vn]

You forgot the part where Turtle gets the dog and yells at Drama: "Don't stare at him, retard!" . Made me LOL.

[bli1014]

Do you happen to have any diet creamsicle Shasta, by any chance?

[deutschland08fn]

3:35 got that line from seinfeld

[jazzyj12399]

@deutschland08fn prove it

[deutschland08fn]

@jazzyj12399 It's from the episode entitled "The Maid". Sorry for the late reply.

[jtbaby14]

I LOVE TURTLE

[MichaelElam23]

7: 13 damn they are fine. I need them in my life

[kimdracula82]

lol what a loser actually all of em are lol

[Ntownsfinest]

does anyone know the porn star's name in the middle of jsse jane and tegan??

[phillyeagles217]

Turtle is old school

and in real life hes got a beautiful girl

[sonicsteev]

1:43 classic

[nophrillz]

4:32 LOLOL

[rapisode1]

HOTTIES ROLL IN PACKS BABY, gotta love turtle, funny as hell

[tidussora1022]

hey can anyone tell me the name of the song before the first scene of this video were turtle roles up in the hummer

[rasalo1985]

shit hes with Meadow Soprano. lucky man.

[BvilleSprinter1]

you got glitter all over your face

[asdfewr]

a hooker who cleans

[bigcharleslee54]

"I only pay for pussy with profits"

[maroonbear69]

HAHAH 6:40

[RobinLandman]

"Why arn't we on the list?"

Turtle: "Cause your not hot enough *grin grin*"

Hahahaa

[ericpalooza]

yeah reminds me of u too.. except ur a fucking faggot u pussy...get on my level

[SabaiDeeKhonLao]

My2nd fav character behind Ari. Dude reminds me of myself. Hiphop, car, sneakerhead.

[chefawkes]

@SabaiDeeKhonLao

tell me bout it. turtles exactly like me, but living out my fantasies.

[505cj]

What are the songs at 6:45 and at 5:17

[timetraveler2006]

2:53 "Yeah but even when A Rod's slumpy, he still gettin pussy"

LMAO!!

[phillyeagles217]

turtle always get so close, and drama fucks it up

[SuperVaw]

i love turtle!! funny!!

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

I think there was a line in the first episode where E says "would you get laid without vince?" and Turtle says "Do I give a fuck?  That's the answer."

I would have included that.

Still thought this was nicely done.

[ytrewqtj]

Turtle's the man.

[tennisdude31]

Best moments ever where form 1st season.... best 1st season ever in tv

[gandalf802]

classic turtle. this show used to be funny, it sucks BALLS now.

[Laatigaa]

Now that you mention in Waceo I started wondering aswell, I don't remember them breaking up or anything like that :S

Anyone knows what happend?

[Think477]

anyone know the song at 6:42

[robertorb87]

The Shys - Call in the Calvary

Cheers brotha!

[Waceo]

What happend to turtles black girlfriend ?

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

good question. wish i knew

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

or maybe it was implied that he was gonna fuck her and never call...kinda Turtle's style although he did like all the hookups on the car and the home theater Rufus got him...

hmm

[purvertedmunk]

haha! bottom! (break)

[naomi444]

you got glitter all over your face!

[bigvinny626]

Gotta love turtle

[Lillamej]

cause' your not hot enough  ('O')

[Moffet19]

3:44  Lol

[LOMMC]

TURTLE IS THE BEEEEEEEST

[xXBluePigXx]

"You Watch Cinemax At 5 a.m.? LOL

[btw3006]

What about the one where turtle and drama are in the car and they crank up the volume to a porno. which episode is that?

[pizzle25]

BTW, that's a 5th season episode, the one where Vince comes back from Mexico because he thinks he has a movie deal waiting for him. They're waiting for him outside when Turtle plays the porno

[DylanPenev]

that was a great one.... moaning .... hahaha

[Filibie]

s05e01

[tazMANiaT]

either the 2nd or 3rd one in season 5

[btw3006]

what episode is the scene where turtle and drama are in the car and they crank up the volume to a porno they were watching?

[supaman502]

that was season 5

[donchevito117]

god dam that was stupid lolll

[ddoggs2008]

hotties roll in packs..

[IbrahimSahuric]

Turtle real name in the serie is Sal ^^

[VenturinoMalta]

Thanks but we all know that already

[Whoreaholic]

does anyone know the song that satarts at 0:31?

[sfu111]

i wanna get to no u

[matteointhis]

G-unit-Wanna get to know u

[jackedup82]

1:43 is the best

[DJL112724]

they missed two funniest ones!

(in regards to kristen):

"E, come on, marry this girl or kill her, I can't take it anymore."

AND from Sundance Kids:

"Cassie, I sware everytime I see a homeless person, I cry!"

"C'mon guys, areyou guys serious or still just trying to get with me."

"Still trying to get with you,I'm just a way better actor than he is."

AND

"ARI GOLD, you've just been demoted to silver!"

[DJL112724]

lolll i LOVE when he says "but this girl told meshe loves to give head, and since I know you desperately need it...."

then he says

"No, I toldher I love AROD and then she told me she loves giving head."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[88joemomma]

yom kippur retard. lol

[claudja777]

...ok! :D:D

[dallas09nickstackz]

he has some clean shit sometimes but why dont the ppl get Turtle better clothes like sometimes he wears some ugly stuff like the sleeveless shits with a white shirt underneath is so lame...

[mgrman85]

"Casue they said if you take us, we'll fuck you" hahaha

[emcutie98]

thia one is so dum

[ellisfreedman]

lol 1:43

[fabiandon21]

every crew always needs a turtle

[ellisfreedman]

haha

[freejrock2008]

cause they said is they will fuck us if we take them

lol

[boomboomgolf25]

6:33 is a priceless turtle moment

[boomboomgolf25]

great job brother, g2 love turtle

[YoMaGe3]

turtle is the shit yo he character is like me in many ways!!

[laxiscool2013]

my dad works in television and he says harvey is like a fat bastard who is a greddy fuck

[SenorLongBurrito]

They should get Gina Corano on $ the Premiere episode, this gurlz not only a great person but a great fighter and Entourage should be the 1st to show this hotties true potential

[organboi]

so many great lines, but not enough. and they often dont give this character enough lines or plot. JF is talented but i'm not sure the writer have enough faith in him. in the beginning he was really stiff and unnatural. he's so much better now. and if the writers gave him some great stuff, he would probably deliver. but this was a great start for this young actor and he's really rich now because of it.

[makeaveli89]

entourage is the best!!!!!!!!! cant wait for the new season

[kevinshih]

i didnt like turtle in season 1

he looks like a kid

but from season2~5

GREAT!!

[y2ronnie]

excellent video man.....

[iconzCree]

BEST SHOW EVER !

[mookman94]

favorite show

[EasyDuzIt10]

more creepy turn...in the bathtub...

[Bariwon1]

great stuff

[Fartdemon]

wow that was a real creepy turn......

[ffmcracdcftw]

lol turtle has an awesome accent

[MJM1219]

Is it me or was Turtle's NY accent a lot thicker earlier in the show?

[JCAznDude]

Oh...That's what that accent was...I thought it sounded Hispanic. I was totally off...

[NoleChik]

I think this is my all-time favorite Turtle line in the entire series:

"Yeah, do I scare you? Cuz Ill slap you in your fuckin head! Let me hit him once, I wont break nothin."

lol it makes me laugh every single time I hear it...I love Turtle!!! :oD

[thundapie]

thats classic

[CHICKENERITO]

you missed "a girl whos your friend is just a girl you havent fucked yet"

[roboshuffle]

I forgot about Turtle's hot black girlfriend...

[elleelily]

great vid

[PrZFinEsTpLAyA92]

Damn, great idea, but you put in some lines that weren't so great. You also left out one of the funniest lines that Turtle ever delivered.

When Drama was rehearsing for his "Vagina Monologues" reading for the acting class he was in he asked Turtle for help. The line that Drama read was "If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words?" and Turtle came out and said "Eat me!" while using the book as lips.

One of the funniest lines in the entire show, in my opinion.

[firkinluvr]

Turtle is my dream man... love him!

[lionking9886]

uhh, some dream...

[DisgruntledPancake69]

turtle is hte man

[cherokeeboyy]

love it man i dont have cable in the mountains awsome ty

[cebbitt3]

they left out his best line of the whole series, in the first episode when E and Turtle are talking about the groupies when E asks. "Could you get laid without Vince That's the question?. and he gives the best response ever. "Do I give a Fuck that's the Answer." Hilarious

[TrueSpecialist]

Lol yeah i know i missed that one i thought i had it in there. God that's a great line

[JRdaking96]

u shoulda had the ending of the first episode when e told him to go get headsets for a plane ride and meet them at the airport and put a sticker on the back of the hummer he was driving that said "i love cock"

[ItsThaDoc]

Classic line dude

[MJCab00se]

wow he was significantly thinner in the first episodes

[DaMusiqLova]

I wouldn't say thinner, just looks younger because he has no goatee.

[michelllleeeee]

I LOVE TURTLE!!

[Buccaneers6192]

Awsome man. You should make 1 for season 4.

[RVDX]

Classic! lol

[TrueSpecialist]

Thanks for the support guys i will make a new one for season 4 and 5 with more of turtle if you guys want

[rolanmilutinovic]

please make it!!!!!

[yurdamannowdog]

Check out mouse entourage.

[wowyankeesrgood]

make another one! entourage is awesome. turtle is awesome. season 5 sunday night!!

[RockGuitarist8]

turtle, ari, and drama are my heros.... and i love smokin weed :)

[cruzholland]

haha nice made!

turtle is the man :D

[slipknotfan591]

3:43 LMAO

[Sandi0324]

LOVE TURTLE!!!!!

[amodernmyth812]

Jerry Ferrara (Turtle) is the MAN i love him !!!

[JMSadmirer]

Great vid, You forgot the best one however..

Erik: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question"

Turtle: "Do I give a fuck? That's the answer"

[ColdHearted]

I was waiting for that the entire vid. My favorite turtle line.

[reak7835]

yes it is...i was like that's dwight!

[reak7835]

yeah i saw that episode with jesse jane and those 2 other girls...the dud e who plays dwight from the office rainn wilson gets lucky with them

[scuzzlebutt14]

I'd get on my knees but I'd drown"

hahaha

[NanaSandra]

Turtle is the best!!!

[yinyang253]

Great. haha Turtle is my favorite charcter on the show.

[Reesman30]

they're all amazing characters

[Rhoward6phills]

Turtle is the man.

[maraji713]

lol turtle...... " house rule we shuld all got laid or none of us"

[nistifi]

NOT

[machkando]

"Hotties roll in packs"-rofl

[reak7835]

howl

[machkando]

lmao

[hello78953]

SERVICE THAT ASS