The way I would go about torturing someone for information.... if they looked like Michele Boyd, is to "dress" her in a duct tape bikini, and then tickle her mercilessly until she does what I want... I mean tells me what I want to know. Of course, I would probably care less if she spilled the beans. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
I torture someone by making them have awkward dinners with my family that barely hides their contempt, donating their "lucky" shirt to Goodwill, and withholding affection until they can take out the garbage, pick up the kids from soccer, and respect me as a person. Oh, and give me the information. Yeah, basically, I just turn into my ex and date them.
Man, you guys and gals are ruthless! "Raffi's banana phone", "watching 'Barney' clockwork orange style" "strip tease by Rob Gokee" - damn. Bring the pain!
You torture them with a potato peeler and salt. You hold the potato peeler up, look them dead in the eye, and then blow salt directly into their face. The confusion is almost deadly! Almost.
I torture someone by making them sit in front of theTV with the heat turned up, watching The Tele-Tubbies for 8 consecutive hours whilest drinking warm beer and stale chips, at the same time, have them bathe the dirtiest man hanging out in front of Home Depot...twice.
How do I go about torturing someone for information? I tie them to a chair and make them endure a strip tease by Rob Gokee. If that doesn't work, I call in Andy Dick.
1 find out what it is that they are most terrified of 2 threaten to use that against them, 3 bring the thing into site, 4 give them a break and offer them something they love if they reveal the information, and by now that should have got the information if not then you will have to use thier fears against them and ramp it up to the extreme
How would I torture? Well there's always the Comfy chair, after all no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. If that does not work, there's the feather boa and the tickler. Failing that we go Fringe on them and take LSD while putting them in an immersion tank.
I usually torture information from my boyfriend by constantly nagging him and asking questions over and over. i also text his phone and keep resending the same message until he answers me. (i know its not excruciating torture but it works for me) ;)
If you allow long moments of awkward silence people tend to want to talk to fill in the awkwardness
wldflowur1 9 months ago
I would torture someone by pulling their nose hairs.
bettyanddd 9 months ago
"How do you go about torturing someone for information?" A feather between the toes works every time...
CathyofTO 9 months ago
The way I would go about torturing someone for information.... if they looked like Michele Boyd, is to "dress" her in a duct tape bikini, and then tickle her mercilessly until she does what I want... I mean tells me what I want to know. Of course, I would probably care less if she spilled the beans. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
popper666 9 months ago
I would torture someone by making them watch an acting reel of Kristen Stewart on an endless loop until they tell me what I want to know.
benb55point55 9 months ago
Great work...cannot wait to see #8. Torture - just take their cell phone until they break...that would do it.
kyleskorbel 9 months ago
I torture someone by making them have awkward dinners with my family that barely hides their contempt, donating their "lucky" shirt to Goodwill, and withholding affection until they can take out the garbage, pick up the kids from soccer, and respect me as a person. Oh, and give me the information. Yeah, basically, I just turn into my ex and date them.
klippoth 9 months ago 2
Man, you guys and gals are ruthless! "Raffi's banana phone", "watching 'Barney' clockwork orange style" "strip tease by Rob Gokee" - damn. Bring the pain!
WatchSOLO 9 months ago
Great episode guys!!
I'd play raffi's banana phone over and over on a repeating loop a la Noriega to torture and get my information!
pimpedoutjedi 9 months ago
"How do you go about torturing someone for information?"
watch Barney a clockwork orange style...
mattwiatt 9 months ago
torture ? i'd make them watch any web series that doesn't star Jonathan Nail ;)
MrConradowens 9 months ago
You torture them with a potato peeler and salt. You hold the potato peeler up, look them dead in the eye, and then blow salt directly into their face. The confusion is almost deadly! Almost.
UKmamaG 9 months ago
How do I go about torturing someone... hmmm. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you ... or run my thumbnail up the sole of your foot. OOPS.
VeniceRiley 9 months ago
Five minutes with Brittney Powell and anyone will give up anything. Also, I'd like to volunteer to prove my point...
AlecCorday 9 months ago
I torture someone by making them sit in front of theTV with the heat turned up, watching The Tele-Tubbies for 8 consecutive hours whilest drinking warm beer and stale chips, at the same time, have them bathe the dirtiest man hanging out in front of Home Depot...twice.
junebug90291 9 months ago
How do I go about torturing someone for information? I tie them to a chair and make them endure a strip tease by Rob Gokee. If that doesn't work, I call in Andy Dick.
antikaiser 9 months ago
@antikaiser Wow, just wow.
alliecine 9 months ago
story keeps getting better and better!
handrawnpictures 9 months ago
@handrawnpictures Thank you! Things really heat up starting with Episode 8!
WatchSOLO 9 months ago
Best way to torture someone, place a Klondike bar in front of them and tell them they can do NOTHING to get it.
Mathieas 9 months ago
To torture someone I'd make them listen to a Lady Gaga CD, on repeat, accompanied by a looping video of the Numa Numa guy.
richmooremi 9 months ago
AWESOME Directing from Frederick Snyder. The man is a God.
robgokeemusic 9 months ago
How do I go about torturing someone for information? Justin Beiber and Richard Simmons.. bar none.
sagasky 9 months ago
"How do you go about torturing someone for information?"
Force them actually watch Dancing with the Stars? It would certainly work on me.
scr1967 9 months ago
The classic fingernails on a chalkboard torture
dwatney 9 months ago
1 find out what it is that they are most terrified of 2 threaten to use that against them, 3 bring the thing into site, 4 give them a break and offer them something they love if they reveal the information, and by now that should have got the information if not then you will have to use thier fears against them and ramp it up to the extreme
wackykitchen 9 months ago
How would I torture? Well there's always the Comfy chair, after all no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. If that does not work, there's the feather boa and the tickler. Failing that we go Fringe on them and take LSD while putting them in an immersion tank.
corpusD 9 months ago
@corpusD hahaha, "go Fringe on them"
alliecine 9 months ago
wow who would have though that balloon could be such a torture device.
I'm impressed.
dalekkiller 9 months ago
Potato peeler or a snail in the ear will always do the trick too! :)
meishel2008 9 months ago
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meishel2008 9 months ago
I make them watch "Lost in Space: The Movie". Gets em every time
LovableVarmint 9 months ago
I usually torture information from my boyfriend by constantly nagging him and asking questions over and over. i also text his phone and keep resending the same message until he answers me. (i know its not excruciating torture but it works for me) ;)
beth73nj 9 months ago