TOP 10 MOST BR00TULEST HXC CORETASTIC BREAKDOWNS EVAR!!!!

[blackett412]

You, my dear friend, are quite the genius. And a troll to boot.

[F34rANDl4ught3r]

y dont people get ur jokes dave smh

[mansonfreak123456789]

This made me really tired.

[LawfulLunchbox]

LOLOLOL xD

[Necryte]

lololol 2:09 the MOST AMAZING BURN EVER.

[InDuFFweTrusT]

HAHAHAHA. I lol'd

[Imaweasel1]

10 seconds into the video and I started laughing my ass off XD

[Thgreatfailure]

This made me shit my pants from laughing. But the only thing is that there's alot of non-underground music that kicks ass.

[sipanator]

How is Jamey still alive? I mean Haddaway, he comes pretty close to Chuck Norris.

[smariiie]

what the fuck .

[Paranoidave]

@smariiie

Nothing kills a mood quicker than people who don't get the joke.

[cochi256]

I love how everybody beats the shit out of Jamey Jasta

[xeractus]

I took this video as a satire on the overuse of breakdowns in modern "hardcore" music styles, and the bullshit machismo attitude of said bands (and fans of hxc acts), and as such I found it fucking hilarious.

[hanzouoftherain]

ha ha your a fucking shithead

black flag has more talent then the "im gonna go gallop on my horse long flowing hair in the breeze sword brandishing shitty old school metal" that you listen to you fat bag of lard

[Paranoidave]

well considering you happen to know so much about my listening habits Im' quite shocked as I never realised that the Melvins were in fact "gallop on my horse long flowing hair in the breeze sword brandishing shitty old school metal"

Sarcasm aside way to fucking get the joke you over-sensitive touchy cockwit

"oh no someone mentioned Black Flag in an obvious comedy video, to prove how HARDXCORE PUNK I am I'm gonna throw a bitchfit about it, fuck the system, grr, anarchy and such!"

[witchinghour666]

forgot how brutal this video was

[nickelfuckinrox]

#1 is MASSIVE!

[brownshit1]

WOW man u r one self riteous cum bucket. i really wish i could live on the same side of the fence as u and ur selected chozen few who does. ur view is not absolute. get a fkin grip

[Paranoidave]

It's clear we are on different sides of the fence......there's a sign on my side warning me about the people on your side.

"Warning: Very special children at play. Drive Slowly"

[TFC197]

Hmm, that Pantera album cover is tied with "Striðsyfirlýsing" by Vondur or "Visions" by Stratovarius, as far as I'm concerned.

Or maybe any of Cannibal Corpse's first three albums. =P

[lefrance4eva]

lmfao

[Paranoidave]

Pantera are almost as gay and retarded as you.

Which is hard considering how much you excel at both of those things.

"EH N U MEAD FUN OV BAND I LIKE, I BEET U OOP!"

Fuck off and grow a pair you daft caveman fuckpuppet.

[Paranoidave]

"i was fucking close with all the members of pantera and im still close with Terry Glaze"

I care!!! :D

You obviously COMPLETELY missed the fucking point of this video, so go away, figure out whats going on, and get back to me when you have done so (Providing you haven't already died of forgetting how to breath)

[MadJackalPrime]

Scatman's fucking hardcore.

Also, I only like Pantera because of Doom.

[01anotherchildren]

wahahaha wtf hehe

[MrDart]

Eiffel 65 are awesome XD

[t3hFunt]

hahaha, that was awesome, erm, I mean, um hXc! Fuck hardcore, long live metal!

[dude018219293]

whats wrong with breakdowns and hardcore?

there are plenty of good hardcore bands out there like Have Heart, Verse, and Colin Of Arabia. Theyre NOT deathcore or grindcore, that shits weak.

[gmr4300]

Dude... grindcore kicks ass.

Napalm Death, ANB, Anal Cunt, Repulsion, Pig Destroyer, etc.

[bojangles954]

eww anal cunt is str8 trash

[gmr4300]

says the man who listens to 3 Six Mafia.

[bojangles954]

lmao how do u no that? parkway drive and 3 6 mafia kinda far off

[gmr4300]

It's on you profile, dumbshit.

[bojangles954]

ohh....o well i still listen to good bands just not anal cunt i cant understand a word they say and all there songs are stupid...yes i no they are made to be stupid but i hate it

my opinion

[Typicus]

Anal Cunt is great.

[ryangaston88]

dude... you got adverts on this now... and its featured... haha :)

[cAPSlOCKrOXX]

BLACK FLAG FUCKING ROCKS.

[Friiiiick]

Scott Reeder beat the shit out of Jamey Jasta with his bass. Scott Reeder is fucking huge.

[MasterZealot09]

I love you ParanoiDave

[heavyonit]

Holy shit that IS brutal. I should have worn ear plugs.

[mattytheemoslayer]

Love the comment about Annotations of an Autopsy's tour bus

[romxxii]

sneaky little bugger, putting an actual hardcore band in the list.

[S1apSh0es]

rex brown is a cool guy, eh beats the shit out of jamie jasta and doesn't afraid of anything.

[colicub]

Hmm.....actually, Black Flag are far more hardcore than any band around nowadays.

And I really like Pavement.

And did anyone else notice that Slade song sounds a bit like the Alvin & The Chipmunks theme song?

[pageseventyfive]

Hahahahah. This is great.

[SabianDude76]

Eiffel 65 - Blue

I love that song!

[fredriko456]

thats possibly the greatest thing my eyes have had the honor of recepting, and im glad there is someone else out there that knows about pantera's glam days man!

Greatest video ever!!!!

[TakeThePowerBackinc]

Ha I would totally believe that rex Brown Beat The Shit out of Jamey Jasta Cuz Rex Brown Is A BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Breakdown from Pantera's "domination" also=Badass

Your Videos are fuckin awesome man

[salsawords]

That font mixed with the color of the font made it so hard to read that I gave up. Haddaway should've been number one though. Shame on you.

[cochi256]

fuckin epic

[DannyJPCW]

You missed off the used.

When the singer had an "emotional breakdown" on stage.

Surely they get points for that?

[ryangaston88]

lol

[giulianoisthebestyep]

This is actually epic

[Jmorgasmic]

dude underground doesn't make you hardcore you idiot

[Paranoidave]

Neither does BEING YOU!

HARDCORE FAM 4 LYFE!

I ought to perform a breakdown on some of your organs CHUGGACHUGGABREEE ANEURYSM!!!

[mattytheemoslayer]

No but taking this seriously makes YOU an idiot.

[CatalystOfFire]

Rex definitely beat jamey jasta lol

Eh, sometimes it's fun to like, severely crank up hatebreed's waaay old stuff but I just can't take it serious or listen to it live without my ears bleeding...

[ryangaston88]

lol... i fell asleep in the arena at Wacken while Hatebreed were playing... they are just THAT BORING!!! lol

[Tobiash87]

ಠ_ಠ

[mattfemo]

sick list

keep it brutal

;)

[infinitepossibility]

sikk brekdownz, brah

[gibboss28]

I can always count of these to make me laugh. Though silly question (mainly cause i'm tubeing the name after) but.. whos Jamey Jasta?

[52dm]

singer for Hatebreed

[matt050691]

yes thats write hard rock is more sissy then glam metal paranoid dave you need to bury ur fat ass in a whole and die just because your underground doesnt mean your hardcore and maybe you keep making fun of scene kids because your a fat fuck who is insecure about they way he looks, scene kids dont do anything wrong sure i dislike them because they follow whatever is 'scene' but u dont have to keep calling them faggy maybe your secretly gay to? think about that u scene wannabe fat fuck

[Paranoidave]

well clearly you got and understood this video!

(bit of sarcasm by the way)

When do I call scene kids faggy in this video...Im just expressing what I believe to be the 10 best breakdowns.

Who the fuck are you to call my opinion "making fun of people"

[matt050691]

No i got the point you were taking the piss out of the other HxC breakdowns (which by the way are fucking pointless) but you were making fun of scene kids i quote "unless your a scene kid faggot". On another point scatman john should of got the most hardcore breakdown because he is the most heavy and broooootal scatter this world has seen.

[Paranoidave]

again....the fact that this is CLEARLY a parody of other breakdown videos...any comments I say in it can be taken as PART of the joke (in that it's using a typical "more HXC THAN THOU" approach to justifying why a bunch of absolutely unrelated and random songs are in fact HxC)

Make sense now?

Use a bit of common sense before you start lashing out at people.

[Jarrak]

Arguing like retards is like trying to get a brick wall to make a poem.

You get the idea.

[Jarrak]

Correction: Arguing WITH retards.

Only now I notice my mistake.

[sweebadadeebada]

That was funny. :)

[taytay587]

Doesnt this conflict with your statement about how "top 5 videos are 'inanely' stupid"

[Paranoidave]

I don't know why you randomly highlighted the word 'inanely'...it was pretty inane :P

Seriously though. That video was a parody of all the "Top 5/10/x REASONS why blah blah" videos. That video conflicted with itself...that was the joke.

This is a parody of all those "Top 10 breakdowns" videos. Again, the joke being pretty much every core breakdown is awful so I made a video showcasing how daft it looks to other people.

Bit of a difference there isn't it.

[asilaydyingX72]

lmao

[S1apSh0es]

Black Flag is teh br00talest and tr00est of all hxc bands evarrrrr!!!!11!!!1111

[witchinghour666]

how very BR00T4L of you you deserve a cookie

[miketripp9]

Whoa! I really was not expecting to see The Berzerker on there. They kick ass! All of those breakdowns were mighty brutal, these scene kids would piss their pants at the sheer brutality

[madderbass]

Slade fucking rules!

[JustAnotherGuy66]

I would disagree on some of these, but cool anyway. No guitarist can tape as fast as Scatman speaks, that's why Scatman didn't have guitarists in his band.

[demonXR112]

i wonder if andy baxter ever beat the shit outta jamey jasta

[Paranoidave]

I think he has like...2 or 7 times.

[reubschaft]

I was suprised and pleased to see berzerker, they pown tbqfh.

[Friiiiick]

Oh yeah, and after beating the shit out of Jamey Jasta for the 10th time I fought Haddaway. He tore off my left arm so I beat the shit out of him with it.

[Friiiiick]

I myself have beaten the shit out of Jamey Jasta on 16 different occasions. One of them lasted sixty three hours straight.

He holds the world record for 'Most beaten-the-shit-out-of man in music'

[KingMetalR]

I think we all beat the shit out of Jamey Jasta at one point in our lives.

[ArchSadus]

Pantera didnt sell out, they sold in you fucking Idiot, thats why they were one of the biggest and most popular metal bands in the 90's AFTER they changed their style from glam metal to TRUE fucking metal you scene faggot.

[KingMetalR]

You do realize he was joking, don't you?

[fucker7876]

that would be pretty cool to see hatebreed singer get his arse kicked by the scatman hahaha

[Paranoidave]

I'm struggling to think of someone in the Music industry who HASN'T beaten the shit out of Jamey Jasta.....

[CerunnosTheHornedGod]

I once beat the shit out of jamey jasta.

[transyllator]

====)))) killer

[floyd1973]

this video makes a good point. my sister was playing a nelly song and i commented on how he sounded like a monkey during the breakdown. she looks at me like wtf? i said you know the breakdown, where he's yelling and he sounds like a monkey. she looks at me like i'm high (i wasn't) and she's all confused because i listen mostly to metalcore bands like as i lay dying, haste the day, norma jean (btw the aild video was hilarious) and she thought i was talking about a hardcore breakdown. boring story

[Abbadon3210]

bezerker is fucking awfull x'D and jamey jasta is the lead"singer" (if you can call it that way) of Hatebreed

[PreludetoExtinction]

Bezerker are fucking awesome! They just make a bad habit of ending up on gig bills with Scene kids..

[DSCook]

I can remember when we (Insanita) supported The Berzerker in Glasgow.

Being the drummer and all... i actually felt inadequate as a human being =P

[C0uchC0mmand0]

NICE! Finally a video with some REAL BRUTAL breakdowns!

[MustardOverlord]

Man, no Cotton-Eyed Joe? This is bullshit!

[witchinghour666]

if u myk anuther vid leyk this me n jamey jasta r gunna b on u like henry rollins on pcp hxc 4 life

[witchinghour666]

if u leyk make anuther vid like this then me and jamey jasta r gunna fuck u up like henry rollins on pcp hxc 4 lyfe

[HebrewGrrl]

Henry Rollins ate Jamey Jasta.

[krikbre]

LMAO when scatman came on oh lawd

[ThePsychoReturns]

"This is, honest to god one of the greatest album covers ever."

Holy shit, he right.

[zoinkz112]

I don't know who Jamey Jasta is, but he got fucked up.

[feritek14]

Haddaway-uppercut! thats brutal on a whole new level...and that level will be called 'haddaway'

[Paranoidave]

Haddaway destroys buildings.

[feritek14]

and i would hate to have to fight him.

[witchinghour666]

megalolz he destroys entire countrys

[ThePsychoReturns]

Who the fuck is Jamey Jasta, and where the fuck does he live?

[Necrosyn]

Shame all the core fucktards pretend to like the berzerker now, damn record company made them famous.

[Paranoidave]

.....what record company?

They left earache about a year ago..

[Necrosyn]

I know. The emo kids came about because of those silly masks and personally i blame earache for trying to make them the next slipknot. I am thankful the band removed them when they did otherwise it could have been worse.

[Paranoidave]

....not wanting to seem pedantic again...but...

...the masks were ditched 5 years ago.

[Necrosyn]

Yes i know that and i suppose this deathcore trend thing has not helped.

[alchemist940]

Whoa. I thought I'd seen br00t4l. This is so hardcore it makes me want to punch babies.

[tiberiplaysguitar]

This is too fuckin hardcore for me...

[kreator989]

ok anal cunt and black flag are good yes its true blag flag is hardcore and henry rollins would stomp jasta like it wasnt no thang and im tryin to figure out how and why u labebeld anal cunt as hardcore...

[Paranoidave]

if the only band you're confused about me labelling hardcore is Anal Cunt then clearly somethigns very VERY wrong xD

Seriously though, I added it in as a tenuous link to glamtera, nothign more.

[witchinghour666]

its a joke vid thats why

[LivingLegend1337]

Was #1 still sarcastic?

[CurnFace]

Hardcore for the .. suck

[witchinghour666]

old school hardcore is good put post hardcore (anything post 1989)sucks

[Dokupenda]

I would definitely not fight Haddaway.

I actually value my life.

[witchinghour666]

yes we all fear haddaway

[ThetrueSRX]

damn that was brutal!

[djGentoo]

The first one actually was pretty br00tal. You're right. Kvlt!

[brutalictesku]

Hey! Pantera was cool also in 80's. lol

[superiorgreyfox]

Scatman=life.

[xryanx777x]

Learn music you fucking asswipe, Hardcore doesn't contain pig squealing, and just because a band is underground, it doesn't make them hardcore

Additionally, this video made almost no sense

[nicesweater]

SOMEONE DOESN'T GET IT

-OC

[slayerkid508]

r u kiddin meh?!?1/1/?! these d00ds r br00tal

[RMorales519]

This is synpet713192 from UG using his friend's account.

And dude, now you've made me wanna beat the shit out of Jamey Jasta.

[Tormentor444]

I think it would have been funnier if you included actual hardcore breakdowns and then just mocked their boneheaded simplicity

[Paranoidave]

The original idea was to just record a generic Hardcore breakdown, repeat it 10 times all with different titles and bands.

[djGentoo]

Do it.

[RelentlessEwok]

DO IT

[Friiiiick]

You got that wrong. The correct term is 'DO IT FAGGOT'

[nicesweater]

well there goes the surprise!

[MoltenBananaz]

HARDCAOR xD

[GodinSDXTguitars]

hahaha this is hysterical, it makes me want to beat up jamey jasta! wooooooo! 5 stars.

[NeroAngelo616]

Ghesssh how could I forget 4 Eiffel!

That was some seriously hard shit back in the late 1990's, almost ate my ears whole! Hell, are they still around???

Kinda dissapointed that Radiohead didn't make the list with "Fitter Happier" or Aphex Twin with their song "Milkman" either....

[rarepoopipecleaner]

cant believe the amount of people on youtube who dont have a clue about anything!

[Fckdo0d]

you are a peice of shit :)

[DaveDenver]

dude you insulted pantera who do you think you are?

[Paranoidave]

Yeah I also said Haddaway was the strongest man alive, Henry Rollins eats Bulldozers and that Noddy Holder beat up Jamey Jasta...¬_¬

I thought you knew me well enough by now.

[DaveDenver]

but pantera man, its just different.

[Paranoidave]

Nothing is immune from a bit of comedy now and then man :P

[Dickrape16]

i wrote that last comment before seeing th whole thing -

eiffel 65 and haddaway! :D you have great taste in music

i also love COB

[Dickrape16]

dude people consider me scene and i fucking love this!

scatman and pantera woo!

[Val0n]

Panteras Domination xD

[Dickrape16]

hell yeah!

[AARGHHHHHHH]

Porn has the most HxC breakdowns ever. ¬_¬

[mettallll]

OMFG |3r00tallz

[BlakeCollins2]

Scatman pwns all!!!! proper HxC right there!!!!!!

[Paranoidave]

SCATxCORE FOR LY-FIDIBBLY-BOPPA-DOP-FE!!!

[BlakeCollins2]

I beat the shit out of jamey jasta! thats how hxc i am

[metalmunky44]

lol Pantera used to be really gay, but why the hate for Black Flag, they genuinely kick ass

[Paranoidave]

There's no hate for black flag. Black Flag do indeed kick ass.

I guess I'm doing some weird "double bluff satire" on modern hardcore by saying that cheesy europop is more hardcore than actual Hardcore.

[punkmastajess]

lol making jun of hardcore NEVER gets old

haha once ate a full bulldozer

[neverendingkody]

go die

[UkLegion]

Nice Man, Im gonna See The Berzerker too, HOORAY FOR UK TOUR DATES!

[Mrkevkev]

man, this sucks so bad, making fun of being hardcore is old. Even for someone as awesome as you dave

[analcarbomb]

Btw, be expecting a bunch of death threats from Pantera faggot fans now. It's ridiculous, they call me a faggot all day long....but I'm not the one that used to wear spandex. Fucking god damn stupid Pantera fans.

[analcarbomb]

I like your vids, but would you please use a normal font? I can't read this shit.

[jordanvdr]

I Like You, Dave.

You Know What You're Talking About, Unlike Most Fags.

[DjmrXG]

You fail, try making more interpretations.

[benitokicksass]

Fucking awesome.

[taquito666]

XD XDXDXDXDXD

[pronemortalform92]

"Henry Rollins once ate a whole bulldozer."

No, he ate THREE. He's that h@rdc0re, d00d! Black flag owns.

[jeswashburn]

Fail troll.

[Nekron19]

"blue rhymes with shoe, and shoes are what you wear when you hardcore dance"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FremontMetalHead]

Honestly though, Sleep Terror and cryptopsy are the only bands that can do a good breakdown.

[pantera71692]

It's about time someone did this.

At least someone knows good hardcore when they hear it.

Scatman John FTW!

[Paranoidave]

Stay True

skippbiddibiddidbappaboopXcore 4 LYFE

[HebrewGrrl]

If the Scatman can do it, so can you.

He is the Scatman.

He is xxScatc0rexx.

[flatutards]

Hah, that stuff around 2:10...gayyy. how the hell is that music. Scatman John rules

[meepage332]

Black flag are real hardcore, along with old bad religion and sick of it all to name the more popular ones.

And Scatman John...the sickest person ever :P

[vivalaresisty]

Not only did Henry Rollins eat a bulldozer AND whip Jamey Jasta, he cured cancer. It was the kid from My Chemical Romance that reintroduced the present-day strain.

[Radicz0r]

bezerker is a steamy pile of dogshit nigger.

[Paranoidave]

BY SAYING THAT YOU HAVE SHOWN YOU ARE NOT TR00 HARDCOREZX.

Besides...I'm white

[Radicz0r]

im white too i just love saying nigger.

triple nigger score :]

anyway, put a serious breatdown vid up, im curious.

[Paranoidave]

but this IS serious!!!

[froggerchanovsky]

dude, where was Wham on this list?