Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
if we didn't have adds you would have to pay $5 a month to watch videos
All those adds your bitching about keep the site free they only put adds so they can make this site free for you,they are not the greedy corporate asses, you guys are greedy, youtube is not free to run yet they make it free for you, so stop bitching unless you want to pay for youtube!
thumbs this up to put at the top so it gets noticed
Wow, I watch 30 seconds of ads, then make the huge mistake of trying to sign in. Of course I'm redirected to a separate sign in window and when I go back to the video? You guessed it, 30 more seconds. So 1:00 of ads, 16 seconds of Brules Rules. Not good for your health.
Adult swim this is how you're losing viewers, when you put a limit on your clips and keep giving us these bullshit ads. no one wants to keep coming back to watch these gay ass ads.
@cfhiasdcher In many cases the commercials are longer than the video. Plus, seeing the same commercial over and over and over is annoying. Plus, why would I want to sit and watch a commercial for Justin Bieber cologne? Youtube needs to change this.
There are 2 types of people who like Tim & Eric. Stoners, and people who can appreciate the fact that this show is a consistent piece of avant-garde brilliance, and it manages to do so without a hint of pretension. Also it's wicked funny.
Why do I have to watch the same advertisement on every single video? Why don't they just place it on the corner like they used to? Why do they have to place it in front of the damn video? It's not like it helps us notice it, just makes me hate more whatever is being advertised.
Dr Steve Brule here with another one of my Brule's rules. Do you have a problem with these FUCKING advertisements on every video? Just tell Adult Swim and Youtube to go fuck themselves, ya dummy! For your health!
the stupid fucken adds are now longer then the actual video -.- they can have a simple little pop up add that comes up durring the video so i can at least just click the x?
Oh my god you people are annoying. If you hate the ads so much then do something about it: use firefox (you really ought to be, anyway) and get adblock plus. POOF! No more ads.
an hour advertisment for a 10 second video... I quit watching adult swim no more support mfrom me until they take these adds off.... BOYCOTT ADULT SWIM!!!!!!!!!!
MOTHER FUCKING CUNT SUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! I'm trying to watch all of the brules rules and there's a COCK SUCKING 30 second ad before each one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEECROOOOOOOOOB!!!!
people who think that this show sucks are the same people who watch chick flicks and dumb ass Adam Sandler movies,so if this show bothers you,go fuck your step-dad
@joshula13 yeah man, had to hear about this fat whore girl who goes to raves and is just a fat girl and sooo basically she loves Jersey Shore and hate Adult Swim in all
@joshula13 lol thats funny because Adam Sandler movies are funny but I hate chick flicks and I still watch this. So I guess you can't say everyone that watches other funny stuff have bad tastes anymore huh? I do't think so. Quit being so quick to think of what other people think.
if you really hate ads, use chrome and install adblock
MrAStotts 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
No ads here lolz
gerhitchman 1 week ago
What the fuck even is this
yoghurtfart 2 weeks ago in playlist Brule's Rules
@yoghurtfart The best thing ever.
glitchedgamer 6 days ago
I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about, their are no ads... Am I the only one?
dabadguy4273 3 weeks ago
but that would involve getting my dungus wet
BassHeadsProduction 1 month ago
ever heard of adblock plus, guys? geez...
HeiHolaHello 1 month ago
ever have a problem with ads before videos, just use ad blocker you dummy.
burningburney94 2 months ago
if you run out of toilet paper, just walk to the kitchen and use paper towels. for your health!
acabftws81w 2 months ago 2
I like how everybody complains about the advertisements, but i haven't watched an ad on YouTube in over a year. AdBlock ya dinguses.
ApocalypticWaffles 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
@ApocalypticWaffles me neither but i dont have any ad blocker. o.o
dabadguy4273 3 weeks ago
@dabadguy4273 You must be blessed.
ApocalypticWaffles 3 weeks ago
DON'T TOUCH MY DRUM SET!!!
luidey788 3 months ago
@luidey788 this is not the place for that
adrianpetrescue 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You ever have a big problem with your ads and having to watch them? Get an adblocker dummy! For your health!
Mastodon704 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
dude. i say this guy in the ludington meijer.
WalkingxPhoenix 4 months ago
@WalkingxPhoenix only michigan people know wat meijer is.
zoocrewsk8er 2 months ago
download an adblocker, dinguses! google it for your health!
birdyman03 4 months ago
Download Adblock plus for firefox.. i haven't watched a youtube ad in 2 years
01MGMT 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Hose it off for your health.
Dummy.
FSMNoodlyAppendage 5 months ago
Dude this is the best thing to watch when you're stoned holy fuck.
grooms63941 6 months ago
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Madnessdude7 6 months ago
these actors on tim and erics awesome show have great jobs. get stoned and then make geeky skits for people to laugh at while they're smacked
jaymac95 6 months ago
How does one go from Boogie Nights, to this?
seethransom 6 months ago
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mkshujinko 6 months ago
what is add blocker? furyurhealth
Kzoo7MI 7 months ago
Just get an ad-blocker, dummy!
For your health.
Totema1 7 months ago 3
40 second long add fir a 16 second long video, really adult swim?
JurgenTheSlayer 7 months ago
OmFG stop fucking complaining and get an ad blocker... its like a 10 sec download and its free
gta4gamer4life 7 months ago
FUCK YOUR ADVERTISEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buddymac28 7 months ago
A half-minute ad for a sixteen-second video?...
BananaPickleBacon 7 months ago
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spitfireguy123 7 months ago
If you got too many ads on your youtube just go download one of them ad blockers, ya dingus. For your health.
iLiketobrew 7 months ago
BRULE RULE. :0
BooTTrix1994 7 months ago
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zzxxfbxxzz 8 months ago
will everyone please just shut up about the ads! its a 30 second commercial, i dont think itll kill anyone to wait 30 seconds.
bellabou1 8 months ago
@bellabou1 But I might.
jorgemcguitarhero 8 months ago
FUCK YOU JOHN C RILEY THAT DOESNT WORK I TRYED IT!
consegleo 8 months ago
because i have heard this advertisement so many times i will choose not to use the product being advertised
lizzyandtrina 8 months ago
Holy shit, SHUT UP ABOUT THE FRIKIN ADS. Download AdBlock Plus. It blocks every ad on the internet. Good lord....
enjoink 8 months ago
@enjoink
They've made it so videos don't load unless you've got it turned off...fucking assholes. :(
LeonBarmiteous 8 months ago
mr.roastbeef191 down there knows whats up haha!!
TAYLOR8107 9 months ago
Note to self: Never go with Verison. I just don't want to support a company resorting to Youtube ads
angryjoe5 9 months ago
omg, people, AD BLOCK PLUS -.- do i need to put up "a let me google that" for you?
aceyp423 9 months ago
oh my lanta 31 second commercial for a 17 second video
wadaledu 9 months ago
GUYS!
Stop complaining about advertisements
Get Firefox with Adblock plus.
You'll never see ads on youtube ever again.
RoastBeef191 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago
You know you people can download a add blocker for Firefox to remove the adds on youtube. :l ?
Rei328 9 months ago 2
@Rei328 seriously, lrntointernet.
killerskillet 9 months ago
Enjoy the damn Video and quit bitching!
ronald2022250 10 months ago
did you know:
vevo makes youtube free
if we didn't have adds you would have to pay $5 a month to watch videos
All those adds your bitching about keep the site free they only put adds so they can make this site free for you,they are not the greedy corporate asses, you guys are greedy, youtube is not free to run yet they make it free for you, so stop bitching unless you want to pay for youtube!
thumbs this up to put at the top so it gets noticed
copy pasted
bobertoper2 10 months ago
@bobertoper2 oh, ok thank you for clarifying. i am guilty of bitching. :(
WillyBumm 10 months ago
fucking ads...especially military ads
Xxsharkman423Xx 10 months ago
Wow, I watch 30 seconds of ads, then make the huge mistake of trying to sign in. Of course I'm redirected to a separate sign in window and when I go back to the video? You guessed it, 30 more seconds. So 1:00 of ads, 16 seconds of Brules Rules. Not good for your health.
I feel like Paul Willeaux...
willc776 10 months ago 2
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Sneakytoke 10 months ago
Truth makes me wanna smoke a cigarette
daviddangermen 10 months ago 2
Lol, Army.
SoCalFlyer1 10 months ago
Does the Army really think Tim & Eric fans are gonna join the military?
MageReactor 10 months ago
Are you fed up with those gosh darn youtube ads? Go make yourself a sandwich while it's playing, ya doofas!
For your health!
69ofdoom 11 months ago 84
these ads are such a cockblock
stripblowdance 11 months ago 2
theirs ads so we don't have to pay for youtube silly, for your health!
mary30h3 11 months ago 186
@mary30h3 How does one justify a 30 second ad for a 16 second video? Also you can't into grammar properly, silly, for your health!
jackpetraitis 7 months ago
@jackpetraitis "you can't into grammar properly,..." ironic.
mary30h3 7 months ago
@mary30h3 "there're" ads, for your grammar!
CheeseMoe13 6 months ago 4
@mary30h3 lol you have multiple top comments on these videos
batesisbeast 1 month ago
@mary30h3 that's complete BS
alexsuchapimp 1 month ago
@alexsuchapimp Thumbed up. Those dummies I tell ya.
GodlessXVIII 3 weeks ago
@mary30h3 you're retarded and dont know how youtube works at all.
ChapterFour70 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maddog241996 11 months ago
For you health!
wigwambam 11 months ago
If I bitch about the advertisements enough they will surely go away!
idonotknowme 11 months ago 6
adblock plus kicks ass
fruitypeebils 1 year ago 2
Steve Brule needs to make advice on avoiding ads
SylvieSyko 1 year ago 3
Really? An ad for a 16 second video?
snyderjakeXD 1 year ago 3
Protip: Adblock Plus
superscandalous 1 year ago 3
Adult swim this is how you're losing viewers, when you put a limit on your clips and keep giving us these bullshit ads. no one wants to keep coming back to watch these gay ass ads.
georgepwner1 1 year ago
lol someone should make a video etitled "Things you can do while waiting for a youtube ad to end" let me start.......
masturbate.
gorillazfan3 1 year ago
fyurhelth
TheLotharx 1 year ago
Mozilla Firefox with Ad Block Plus. No more youtube ads!
DaManWitDaPlan 1 year ago 4
haha just hose it off dummy. but seriously these fucking ads FUCK
joelco92 1 year ago
adultswim youtube videos are what finally motivated me to install adblock plus
CPL337 1 year ago 2
Your adultswim why the hell do you have ads? Last time I checked when bands publish music online they dont feature ads before a video.
Ikemike8337 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is fucking bullshit
10lettername 1 year ago
I paused the advertisement, as I didn't want to see it or the shitty clip, because Tim and Eric SUCK HUGE SHIT-SPLATTERED BALLS.
Maat922 1 year ago
ok the advertisement was twice as long as the actual video. SUCKS!!
popmecheese1 1 year ago
a commercial within a commercial... like inception.
angelincoming 1 year ago
i love the ratio here
OnFireSTEIN 1 year ago
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narutouzumaki007123 1 year ago
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chuckesteez 1 year ago
thanks for shoving that advertisement down my throat
treyflipordie 1 year ago
fucking 30sec advertisement for a 16sec video..
SE3kR 1 year ago 4
LOL wow didnt expect that coming..
just hose it off..
brilliant.
RainysAnime 1 year ago
Need to stop ads...the ads on the videos? Download AdBlock Plus for Firefox ya dingus!
-For Your Health
johnqpublic912 1 year ago 5
lol brules rules is funny because at the end they just cut him of and hes still talking1 lmao!
jakedrummer1 1 year ago
rofl these ads made me just torrent the whole show.
TAKE THAT ADULT SWIM. FOR YOUR HEALTH.
Redbullgiveswgs11 1 year ago 2
just hose it of dummy
TankyRampage 1 year ago
A 30 second commercial for a 16 second video? Bullshit.
AwesomeScaryStudios 1 year ago 2
OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD EVERY GOD DAMN VIDEO YOU HAVE HAS A HALF A MINUTE ADVERTISEMENT WE DONT NEED THEM EVERY SINGLE TIME WE CLICK A LINK!!!
cfhiasdcher 1 year ago 184
@cfhiasdcher YEah, no shit...a commercial on a 16 SECOND VIDEO?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
aicdethfan84 1 year ago 3
@aicdethfan84
Its annoying enough having to watch them on every single new video but this is just stupid.
mattg90520 1 year ago 2
@cfhiasdcher - no, you don't needs the ads. But the producers do. That's how they make piles of money doing this crap.
GravityJim 1 year ago
@cfhiasdcher In many cases the commercials are longer than the video. Plus, seeing the same commercial over and over and over is annoying. Plus, why would I want to sit and watch a commercial for Justin Bieber cologne? Youtube needs to change this.
fjccommish 7 months ago
@cfhiasdcher To put an end to your misery get adblock app for firefox.
Reaper16a 6 months ago
@cfhiasdcher Um.....download the newest version of firefox with popup blocker and ye shall never suffer another add
STONEDIMMACULATE8489 6 months ago
@cfhiasdcher lol learn2adblock.
RealJollyRoger 5 months ago
@cfhiasdcher whoa dude. whoa. take a breather. it's okay.
MayerEO 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@cfhiasdcher Download Adblock plus for firefox.. i haven't watched a youtube ad in 2 years
01MGMT 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@cfhiasdcher get an adblocker, for your health!
Jjunior130 4 months ago
There are 2 types of people who like Tim & Eric. Stoners, and people who can appreciate the fact that this show is a consistent piece of avant-garde brilliance, and it manages to do so without a hint of pretension. Also it's wicked funny.
dylbob1979 1 year ago 3
30 second advertisements for 16 second clips FTMFL.
cheatcodez1337 1 year ago
@cheatcodez1337 I know right!
shadownick22 1 year ago
MrsCannibalistic got torn a new asshole. HAHAHAHAHA. Funny shtuffs.
DimitriVHefley 1 year ago
for you health
2dgriffin 1 year ago
YouTube - I liked you more when you didn't have advertisements
yeser1 1 year ago 2
@yeser1
I can't believe we watched a 30-second ad to watch a 16-second video...
xWattie831x 1 year ago 2
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thewookie09 1 year ago
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! ITS 7 OCLOCK IN GRAND CANON USA!
Is it true you didn't tell anyone where you were going?
Oops, oops..
KatieLimone 1 year ago 3
Why do I have to watch the same advertisement on every single video? Why don't they just place it on the corner like they used to? Why do they have to place it in front of the damn video? It's not like it helps us notice it, just makes me hate more whatever is being advertised.
SantaWithGuns 1 year ago
Dr Steve Brule here with another one of my Brule's rules. Do you have a problem with these FUCKING advertisements on every video? Just tell Adult Swim and Youtube to go fuck themselves, ya dummy! For your health!
garoad2 1 year ago 2
just hose it off ya dummy!
Reardenlife1957 1 year ago
its just a matter of time before we get to watch TWO ads before the fucking video.
DMAlivenow 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Why isn't this the most viewed video on youtube?
kbrinks 1 year ago
I wish I didn't have to sit through a droid commercial for every "Check it out" video.. makes me not want to buy one.
shmeer1995 1 year ago
LMAOLOL
"If u have some leaves on the drive away. Just hose it off u dummy"
POC777 1 year ago
I love how this is "For Your Health."
grenadeserenade 1 year ago
the ad is longer than the video lol
TheGeneLightShow 1 year ago
the add is longer than the video! Brule would not be happy with this ya dingus!
xgoldlion07x 1 year ago 3
Yeah these ads are bullshit!
Funkwich 1 year ago 4
the stupid fucken adds are now longer then the actual video -.- they can have a simple little pop up add that comes up durring the video so i can at least just click the x?
Isteveh 1 year ago 35
10 seconds commercial to watch a 16 second clip.... logical
andlyndav 1 year ago
@andlyndav FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!!
ivandadog 1 year ago
Is adult swim's youtube videos loading for anyone else? Ive tried their channel on multiple computers and it hasnt worked on any of them.
Mewmuphinz 1 year ago
the advertisement is longer than the actual video....
ikusa0717 1 year ago
Oh my god you people are annoying. If you hate the ads so much then do something about it: use firefox (you really ought to be, anyway) and get adblock plus. POOF! No more ads.
sunslapper 1 year ago
@sunslapper google chrome is superior. I have both and chrome is much faster, looks better, not gay etc
StepmaniaFreek 1 year ago
Only one man can talk about raking leaves for your health; only one.
TheFuryOfTheMinja 1 year ago
screw jackass
DJDANJAH6868 1 year ago
i hate you turner broadcasting network. you are clueless and deserve the failure that i'm sure awaits you. get rid of these ads
960logic 1 year ago
an hour advertisment for a 10 second video... I quit watching adult swim no more support mfrom me until they take these adds off.... BOYCOTT ADULT SWIM!!!!!!!!!!
80sKatt 1 year ago
30 second ad for a 16 second video???!!!! SUCK MY DICK!! GREAT JOB!
PizzaByAlfredo 1 year ago
Holy shit these adds are annoying.
PompousFlea 1 year ago
MOTHER FUCKING CUNT SUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! I'm trying to watch all of the brules rules and there's a COCK SUCKING 30 second ad before each one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEECROOOOOOOOOB!!!!
acebrawler73 1 year ago 2
The ad is longer than the fucking video.
dilsco 1 year ago
@dilsco
just get an ad blocker, dude....i've got ad block plus on firefox and i never see these ads everyone talks about
supercoolbenwag 1 year ago
@supercoolbenwag
It blocks the videos..?
Wow, I will definitely get that, then. Thanks.
dilsco 1 year ago
fuck watching 30 second ads for a 16 second video
ajmos69 1 year ago 61
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ndaunt 1 year ago
the ad is longer than the clip!!!! what the hell!!!
gorillazfan3 1 year ago 4
For you health!
Gmodvids 1 year ago
i love brules rules lolol
mikesar27 1 year ago
lol good point, i could spend less time raking :3
J0NW31R 1 year ago
What the hell happened over there you guys? Seriously.
allenmez 1 year ago
The editing for the advertisements are a win, too. Adult Swim style rules
xGirlPlay 1 year ago
Wow joshula, pretty passionate about some television aren't ya lil guy
jaboogwah 1 year ago
For your health!
tehblckdeth 1 year ago
John C Reilly FTW!
VikingSkills7 1 year ago
Just hose it off dummy!! Hahahahahaha! Gotta love John C Reilly!
TDBolton23 1 year ago
people who think that this show sucks are the same people who watch chick flicks and dumb ass Adam Sandler movies,so if this show bothers you,go fuck your step-dad
joshula13 1 year ago 71
@joshula13
Agreed!
TheTankinTortuga 1 year ago
@joshula13 i agree...but how dare you diss on an adam sandler movie...
low72 1 year ago
@joshula13 You Speak Truths.
heftyboy20121 1 year ago
@joshula13 yeah man, had to hear about this fat whore girl who goes to raves and is just a fat girl and sooo basically she loves Jersey Shore and hate Adult Swim in all
Bayplaces 1 year ago
@joshula13 I think you mean Step Pepper.
Antidouche 1 year ago 3
@Antidouche yeah,that is what i meant,bwahahaha
joshula13 1 year ago
@joshula13 I like adam sandler movies
7Nollie 1 year ago
@joshula13 For your health.
AoshiProduction 1 year ago
@AoshiProduction For your health.
joshula13 1 year ago
@joshula13
You mean your pep pep?
MisterWordman 1 year ago
@joshula13 You forgot Dane Cook fans
darthraive 1 year ago
@darthraive damn right i forgot,i hate that fuckin fag
joshula13 1 year ago
@joshula13 lol thats funny because Adam Sandler movies are funny but I hate chick flicks and I still watch this. So I guess you can't say everyone that watches other funny stuff have bad tastes anymore huh? I do't think so. Quit being so quick to think of what other people think.
MrsCannibalistic 1 year ago
@MrsCannibalistic Way to rebel and stand up to the man! Dipshit.
Thompson23able 1 year ago 2