Mock the Week on Emile Heskey

[PickleKunAMV]

Haven't heard from these guys recently, probably because Heskey raped them and the shut up.

[dpkzpking]

mock of the "week"?..

[jrobertson123]

Come on don't you think these Heskey jokes are crossing the line... Unlike his shots ;)

[MrDanco94]

Hahahahahaha they are laughing because they know heskey will rape them xD

[CalumsChannelHD]

watch?v=toeSHvfxuL8&feature=yo­utu.be&a

[FingersUnited]

YE laughing now, till u hear 'HESKEY TIME'...

[NaStRaDaMuS2006]

heskey is going to get them

[SIMONHATELEY]

fucking great news my mates text me after the bristol game and heskeys injured for a month ...get the champagne out boys ....

[welshlord4]

That night.... everyone was diagnosed with aids.

[RedDevilJohnson]

They all got raped by Heskey after the show.

[MrJasonrolfe]

the 2nd guy made me laugh my ass off

[ThankYouBrian]

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[ThankYouBrian]

@ThankYouBrian only way this will let me enter a lInk/URL

[MakOnednb]

heskphemy

[robsonjoshua]

blasphemy

[DerrenBrown100]

Heskey is better at football than Andy Parsons is at being a comedian.

[SUFCsince1899]

Russell Howard is one very very very brave man.

[Mrspongebobification]

How dare they make fun of the BEAST. I think he might rape them now!

[TheBen0101]

i thought it was funnier when they went on to talking about him being in his garden playing football on his own, holding the ball up, waiting for support while his neighbour boos him

[CluelessAli]

Heskphemy!



[stevenhendas18]

Don't take thepiss or heskey will rape u

[ThankYouBrian]

@cheruboy7 You started this potato malarkey!! Anyway, my Cabbage recorder was broken, so i had to use the potato.

[ThankYouBrian]

@FIFAStreet234 I wish i'd waited for the sales... 3D Potato now going for the same price....

[AVFCsi02]

Some people say Lionel Messi has a poster of Heskey on his bedroom door.

[MrTens0r]

@AVFCsi02 It would not surprise me, I heard he prays to a statue of Heskey sitting down like the Buddha Statues..

[THEMATTBUXTON]

The banter in the comments to this video are disapointing to be honest

[firehound55]

HESKEYS GONNA RAPE YOU!

[cheruboy7]

What the fuck was this recorded on, a potato?

[ThankYouBrian]

@cheruboy7 Ah, but it was a HD Potato.

[TheNoodleWarrior]

@ThankYouBrian LOL win

[FIFAStreet234]

@ThankYouBrian How much was this so called HD Potato? I'm interested.

[tripptytripper]

@cheruboy7 can potatos record video??? dick head

[Dunphy6000]

mock the week should definitely replace match of the day when it comes to football analysis.

[callumccfc]

i clicked this video whilst giggling at the title knowing it was going to be funny

[SIMONHATELEY]

my nan bumped into the telly while i was watching the game against swansea and heskey fell on his arse and asked the ref for a foul .........

[SIMONHATELEY]

did you see the twat against spurs and swansea ??? fucking shite 

[ryko26]

fuck off russell howard, criticising other people for being crap? wow, that takes some nerve from England's least funny "comedian". He is the sun newspaper and Dan Brown of British comedy. For thick people only.

[DarkTorch87]

KSIOlajidebt ;D

[buster0072011]

@SIMONHATELEY when villa played norwhich heskey started off all 3 goals, when he got subbed villa started falling apart and they almost drew

[AVFCsi02]

@SIMONHATELEY I know he's crap and agree with you... but to mention a player dying is frankly disgusting mate.

[WonLongNob]

Heskey was our best player at 2010 World Cup, honest. Watch all England's world cup game's and find a player who was more consistantly playing decent, the rest were shit. Gerrard has 1 good game, Lampard had 1 good game, Rooney had 0 good games(and I'm a Utd fan, and Rooney's prob my fave player) everybody was terrible EXCEPT Heskey

[BollocksToBirmingham]

the funniest thing is everyone gives Hesky so much shit yet aside from Gerrard maybe he was the best player for us at the World Cup. wheres all of Rooneys grief? or Lampard?

[georgeayl]

HESKPHEMY!

[ali25393]

lmao russells amazing

[jibberish93]

that awkward moment when heskey scores the winning penalty in the world cup final shootout for england

[mufc187]

I strongly suspect each of these fags don't have a clue about football.

[BloodPuls3]

Andy Parsons:(Subliminal message) So I am bald and have an accent you will laugh at whatever I say.

[ThankYouBrian]

If he attempted raping he'd miss your ass & poke the back of your knee.

[OwnerOli]

@ThankYouBrian I used to be a footballer like you, but then i took heskeys cock in the back of my knee.

[tripptytripper]

@ThankYouBrian you must be a man utd fan!!! surely

[Searcheur]

@ThankYouBrian

that kinda makes the back of my knee tickle

[VanHooliganX]

Awww now Heskey has some more raping to do haha

[craney67]

heskey is the best striker england have ha din years, get a grip

[prodyboy14]

Andy Parsons.....your not funny

[SickPuppyBeatz]

What gives them the right to slag him off? - He may be a donkey at times, but he's OUR donkey at times (Villa fan), if you've ever met him he's one of the nicest/humble guys you could ever meet.

Doesn't deserve half of the crap he gets.

[EricCartman1st]

@SickPuppyBeatz think how liverpool fans feel , in europe every year and winning trophys with this so called donkey up front, now we have gone out and paid 35 million for a poor mans heskey, we may of had a donkey up front, now we just have a fucken ass !!

[WeebWeebLtd]

All these Heskey jokes are crossing the line..... Unlike his shots

[DerrenBrown100]

Heskey > Andy Parsons

[brightlights456X]

This show is shit without the ginger guy.....forgot his name.

[2Badism]

Heskey is more talented than Andy Parsons to be fair.

[CapitalBhoy78]

@2Badism My last dump was more talented than Andy Parsons to be fair.

[zyhronmaduro]

HESKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WILL RAPEE YOUU DUMB BITCHESSS XD

[ThankYouBrian]

@zyhronmaduro Rapee???????

[BBTxKhan]

@ThankYouBrian ksiolajidebt...

[DjFabyFab1]

@zyhronmaduro KSIOlajidebt

[zyhronmaduro]

@DjFabyFab1 yes!

[ste111100]

bringing heskey on when you need goals is like turning porn off when you fancy a wank.

[uyy7uhy]

but heskey has the skills ......TO PAY THE BILLS!!!

[ghostmonkeys]

@uyy7uhy KSIOlajideBT! XD

[ModzzCraft]

LEAVE HESKEY ALONE HE WILL RAPE YOU!!!!

[501stProductions501s]

To be honest, he can't be that bad if he can get paid to play football.

[ThankYouBrian]

Traumatized Manchester United fan? Need someone to talk to? Ring the trauma hotline on 0800 616161 ;-P

[ThankYouBrian]

The Hotline will be staffed by people from Surrey & Dublin so no worries understanding their accents....

[zxmourningteazxz]

@ThankYouBrian Shit!!! 1!!!!!!!!

[LiteralGaming]

Look, Emile Heskey is the greatest football player who has ever lived, so shut it.

[PkHerbi]

All these Heskey jokes are crossing the line, unlike his shots

[ThankYouBrian]

I never thought so many of Emile's former lovers would leave so many comments on this page :-)

[HOBOINTHEHOOD]

alls im saying is. EMILE FUCKING HESKEY <3

[ThankYouBrian]

Heskey never hits out against his critics. Because he'd miss if he did.

[ThankYouBrian]

Emile Heskey (England) 59 caps, 7 goals.

Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals.

Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals.

Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers...

[ThankYouBrian]

@Soloxable Feel free to create a Heskey Shrine page then.

[ThankYouBrian]

Yes.. but Heskey is a striker, and the main function of a striker is to score goals! A team won't achieve too much if BOTH strikers are not fairly prolific...

[Soloxable]

@ThankYouBrian You're an idiot

[ThankYouBrian]

@MUFCFrankie If he aimed his c*ck at me, it would miss my ass & end up in the back of my knee.

[ThankYouBrian]

@MUFCFrankie Well just as well my real name isn't Brian....

[ThankYouBrian]

@MUFCFrankie Man Utd fan eh? Which part of Surrey are you from?

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@MUFCFrankie Whats that, you lost 6-1?

[kachekieran]

@MUFCFrankie sounds like a true fan there

[Soloxable]

so much hate for heskey - yet the man was a true professional and he played for england, that's more than most of you morons will ever achieve in your lives. It's amazing how many people misunderstand Heskey's role in the England shirt, which wasn't to score goals, but for strikers to play off him. And he actually did that very well. No, he wasn't world class, but he fit into our mediocre, unachieving team quite well.

[MrFootballer360]

@Soloxable Killed it.

[MrJasonrolfe]

lol the second guy destroyed heskey.

[10xlionelmessix10]

cmon guys lets get Twigg

[CallMeKizza]

Hesky is a tank I just brought him on FIFA 11 ultimate team for 5000 coins

[kalou859]

Heskey is a gun!

[dwfwwf]

Heskey has scored a lot of sloppy goals, but he's not a striker really, he's a very good assisting player, but you take a look at a lot of his goals and they're amazing. Plus he was our reason that we won 5-1 to Germany, instead of just 4-1!

[Stu3100]

the next time Heskey is seen with 3 Lions on his shirt should be at a Safari park!

[hworkdedication]

So heskey is the joke of futbol? Lol

[conzj484]

hesky was good when he was at liverpool

he gets alot of unfair criisism

[ThankYouBrian]

@conzj484 Agreed, a very good club player, but never really top international standard

[callmechamp10]

@conzj484 youtube.com/watch?v=erqDO--6Sh­I

you sure mate? LOL

[reubeny1]

@conzj484 yes his first season was great. but the rest...the worst part he got chosen over Robbie.

[ukmediaisjewish]

Iam baffled on how Heskey got all those caps for England. People need to STOP thinking why England do bad in World Cups and notice the obvious when you're playing players like Emile Heskey, Gareth Barry, Stewart Downing & Michael Carrick you are gonna get nowhere but failure just like when we had Paul Ince & David Batty back in 98, although they weren't as bad.

[MegaKiller325]

@ukmediaisjewish downing is sick

[MrDilo1874]

Heskey has more talent in his little toe than these pathetic excuses for "comedians".

[clarkie804]

Emile Heskey; The man, the myth, the mystery.

[swifta123]

Heskey was decent in his time.

[Liverpoolfan801]

LOL

[xINoLeGzIx]

i like heskey tbh, england have had 1 1/2 ratio of wins for when heskey has played as of when he hasnt....

[hallwoodsgadgets]

what the fuck does that bald headed wanker know about football anyway....

[MrLukedanger]

@hallwoodsgadgets his got an arm chair and sky LMAO

[irishdan2007]

@hallwoodsgadgets same as you id imagine

[PaRgY100]

look heskey is the best player that ever lived so leave him alone :) this isnt a joke

[pierreenfrancais]

Playing Heskey 6 and a half thousands miles out of position !!!!!!! LEGEND !!!!!! 

[EmileHeskeyIsbeast]

Heskey is a king of kings

[Jason97D]

@EmileHeskeyIsbeast he's actually God.

[splinteredmind88]

@astonvillaking dont be a fool. he is a one legged legend. best disabled footballer ever

[bulldoglemsford]

Heskey is one of only a few players to score over 100 premiership goals.

[lugwalder]

@bulldoglemsford yeah over about 15 years,thats about 7 goals a season on average

[bulldoglemsford]

@lugwalder I know buy im just saying that is still a pretty good record ;)

[ThankYouBrian]

In fairness Emile always tried his best, but he simply wasn't full international class. I suppose any criticisms should be directed at a succession of England managers for continually picking him in the first place

[dom040189]

Heskey is a GOD!!

[slimshady270]

Heskey always tried his best.Doesn't deserve to have the piss taken out of him, far worse players have played for England. Achieved far more than you losers commenting on here ever will.

[2BarKawi]

@slimshady270 Says the CoD nerd who has achieved nothing more than a spy plane, dork.

[slimshady270]

@2BarKawi what the fuck r u on about?

[ozzradd]

He has played for Liverpool and played in 2 World cups.... he must be terrible.

[Liverpoolfan801]

Heskey disliked this 8 times.

[centreback13]

WHATTA PLAYER... just kidding ;)

[TSMDesigns]

Heskey is a true legend.

[McStevy]

Look at all those idiots, Heskey is a god simple as.

[purplenurps]

Yeah because if heskey wasn't playing we would of won

[zTheMightyBoosh]

Heskey is a goal scoring machine

[buster0072011]

HESKEY IS NOT SHIT, YOU CAN'T BE SHIT WHEN YOU'VE PLAYED ^! TIMES FOR ENGLAND

[Theo1139]

@buster0072011 Actually, you can be, considering the levels at which england play at...

[buster0072011]

@Theo1139 but heskey is not shit, how can u call him shit when he is better then you, its a team game 

[Theo1139]

@buster0072011 That's exactly why England are shit, because they all play as individual players and are too lazy to work for each other. Heskey is probably better than you as well.

[buster0072011]

@Theo1139 i know heskey is better then me, heskey is better then all o the fat 30 year olds that call him shit because o a poor goalscoring record. he not a prolific striker but he helps his team out especially this season, he scored crucial goals against west brom, wolves and chelsea. he likes passing the ball not hogging then shooting. his goal to shot ratio was getter then C.ronaldo last season.

[Theo1139]

@buster0072011 Yeah true enough he may have a better work ethic than the arrogant piece of crap, but he is not exactly the shining star of england nor villa, and there are better strikers than him which capello could (and myaybe should) have picked.

[buster0072011]

@Theo1139 but why do people call him because hes a proffesional footballer. you dont see people in league 2 being called shit by them do you so why heskey, because hes played alot of games for england. most of the people just think they are better then him. heskey actually got Man of the match against the USA which was the only game england did well in not including robert green. he set up gerrard for the goal he even tried skill against algeria so surely that doesnt make him shit.

[troddsy]

mock the week lol more like ugly wannabes using racism since theyve got nothing else to talk about really unless the subject is Keeper of the week

[phry5]

@troddsy atleast they're funnier than you're attempting to be.

[troddsy]

@phry5 nice comeback maybe so

[ShinTec9]

IT DOESNT MATTER IF HESKEY SHIT OR NOT, HE IS FUKIN UGLY

[AlexLikesCoconut]

Heskey for cover of Fifa 12 <3

[AstonVilla82thebest]

Heskey is the worst English player ever.

[MrSBonrs]

Heskey is a lumbering turd.

[marioruiz15]

@MrSBonrs hater

[TheIMightyWhale]

@MrSBonrs Heskey is a Fucking Legend !

[valzavagoth]

heskey is a legend in step overs

[colton8393]

ENGLAND ARE SHIT WHY R USE EVEN ARSED

[samm876]

@colton8393 and where are you from?

[ArsenalDave04]

people are too hard on hesky. i recon he played better than rooney did last world cup

[StevieStickman]

as a Leicester City fan, I now fucking hate the panel on mock the week

[sextonqpr]

@StevieStickman why is that?

[StevieStickman]

@sextonqpr he used to play for us, i was only joking by the way..

[sextonqpr]

@StevieStickman oh yeah...i forgot he played for you. Back when he used to score goals!

[IndianaJoel93]

@StevieStickman I love how Heskey was a promising goalscorer in his early days for Leicester, and now even center backs outscore him in a season.

[resilienceman]

Capello only brought Heskey on cos he knew Englands performance overall would get worse when the others were really trying i think even Heskey was trying but i reckon Capello was having bets on England losing.

[ManlySlut]

Emile Heskey scores all the time...in his backgarden.

[classicshit1]

He is a good player and does not deserve any of the abuse he gets! in my opinion still has a place in the england team.

[RuAiRiLAdd67]

Heskey is RUBBISH he is the worst footballer On the planet he is SHIT

[splinteredmind88]

he has turned the shit on for villa this season!!

[ThankYouBrian]

@splinteredmind88 Typical Heskey! always does the opposite of what's expected!